I thought they would get a hit, turns out it fucking sucks!


Hinch when asked about scoring runs
It’s interesting, the strikeouts.
They’re toast. Nothing more than a .500 ball club. Good luck to Cleveland in the playoffs
No way, that dude would fucking smash
This team fucking sucks bro
They’re so bad it’s comical yet I’m not laughing
Don’t do Tim like this
55 POP UPS, 55 MEN LEFT ON, 55 STRIKEOUTS, 55 BULLPEN RUNS, 55 SLIDERS IN THE DIRT, 55 INNINGS WITHOUT GETTING AN EARNED RUN
Nah, Tim Robinson has talent and charisma.
Oooooh Deverauxx!
False. Tim has talent.
Is there any team better at stranding batters on base than the Tigers? Unbelievable
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO
like watching a nude dead body bust out of shit wood and hit pavement
No leadership. Need veterans. Could have traded for some.
Cleveland’s vets came through. We have none.
These kids are and have been gripping.
Can’t hit, can’t win.
Okay, I understand that the bats are and have been struggling for a bit now. But can someone explain to me how and why they can’t play some small ball and manufacture a few runs here and there?
Me: So how’d you do with runners on 2nd and 3rd?
Tigers: I didn’t do fucking shit!

Never has a team made “just put the ball in play” seem like such a herculean effort.

Would have been nice to see a suicide squeeze or similar bunt.
Nice change of pace from only striking out with guys on third and no outs.
I’m not trying to be funny, i’m not trying to get a laugh, i don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job, but do any of these…fuckers…ever walk to the plate and have, like, a huge hit?
“What is your problem man, don’t you know how to fucking hit with RISP?”
“…no. No I don’t know how to fucking hit with RISP. I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared.”
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I thought they would get a hit, turns out it fucking sucks!


Hinch when asked about scoring runs
It’s interesting, the strikeouts.
They’re toast. Nothing more than a .500 ball club. Good luck to Cleveland in the playoffs
No way, that dude would fucking smash
This team fucking sucks bro
They’re so bad it’s comical yet I’m not laughing
Don’t do Tim like this
55 POP UPS, 55 MEN LEFT ON, 55 STRIKEOUTS, 55 BULLPEN RUNS, 55 SLIDERS IN THE DIRT, 55 INNINGS WITHOUT GETTING AN EARNED RUN
Nah, Tim Robinson has talent and charisma.
Oooooh Deverauxx!
False. Tim has talent.
Is there any team better at stranding batters on base than the Tigers? Unbelievable
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO
like watching a nude dead body bust out of shit wood and hit pavement
No leadership. Need veterans. Could have traded for some.
Cleveland’s vets came through. We have none.
These kids are and have been gripping.
Can’t hit, can’t win.
Okay, I understand that the bats are and have been struggling for a bit now. But can someone explain to me how and why they can’t play some small ball and manufacture a few runs here and there?
Me: So how’d you do with runners on 2nd and 3rd?
Tigers: I didn’t do fucking shit!

Never has a team made “just put the ball in play” seem like such a herculean effort.

Would have been nice to see a suicide squeeze or similar bunt.
Nice change of pace from only striking out with guys on third and no outs.
I’m not trying to be funny, i’m not trying to get a laugh, i don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job, but do any of these…fuckers…ever walk to the plate and have, like, a huge hit?
“What is your problem man, don’t you know how to fucking hit with RISP?”
“…no. No I don’t know how to fucking hit with RISP. I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared.”
Add a hitting coach to your wish list AJ.

