#Cowboys’ Maxx Crosby Trade Rumor: Fact or ‘Fun Fan Fiction’? FISH at 6 LIVE!

#Cowboys’ Maxx Crosby Trade Rumor: Fact or ‘Fun Fan Fiction’? FISH at 6 LIVE!

Once upon a time, if a reporter who broke a story by making up sources would upon their editor’s discovery of all that, just get fired. You were allowed to make a mistake. You’re allowed to have your source be wrong. But, you know, I’m a reporter. I broke a story and I made up sources. I don’t keep my job. Times have changed. And that takes us to Max Crosby and the Cowboys trade. There’s the six bongs on the wall. For those of you who embibe, I’m Mike Fischer, your trusty and trusted reporter. That’s right, Jaden Blue. And I’m not a jersey wearing guy, a team jersey wearing guy at all. But when I’m giving them away to you, I am. Hm. That’s a beard scratcher. So, here’s this Max Crosby is getting traded to the Dallas Cowboys blockbuster. And I It should cost people their jobs, right? The Cowboys sit at one, two, and one after last Sunday’s wilding 40 to 40 tie overtime. Green Bay Packers. Uh that game I think tells us a lot about where the Cowboys are and not in a particularly good way at least when it comes to defense pass rush and the rest. Little Johnny, if you’re fishing for the truth, you’re in the right place. Good evening everyone. Good evening to you, little Johnny. Alan Wright, how much is AT&T paying fish for that logo? I wish AT&T would be among these services that would make sure the internet runs in my house. So that’s there’s an irony. Allan, right? There’s an irony to me having an AT&T patch on my shirt considering the fact that I could only get online with you about half the time without glitches. We approach week five. Dallas ranks number one in total offense, 400 plus yards. You know this, Dallas ranks number 32 in total defense, 420 plus yards allowed per game. In part, as a result of all that, Dallas’s awful defense, uh, a defense that Matt Eberloose, the new defensive coordinator, is running despite now players coming Trayvon Digs, players coming out and saying, “This doesn’t fit what what we do.” But by gosh, we’re going to try anyway. Uh-oh. Zoneheavy. They need to do some things scheme-wise, but also the personnel is not good enough. Joel Z. So, no truth behind Max Crosby. Joel, pull up your big silver and blue easy chair and let’s all learn something together. The pass rush talent here in a post Micah Parson’s trade era hasn’t proven to be good enough. So, logic says that there are circumstances under which a move could be made, should be made. They have more than $30 million in cap room. The Cowboys do. They have the additional first round picks thanks to the blockbuster trade with Green Bay and Micah. And we’ve got Cowboys boss Jerry Jones saying that he might just be interested in doing this. But I’m told by people inside the Star that there’s nothing to this. Not the idea of, “Hey, maybe we could do something.” That’s always as long as your record’s not horrible. Trade deadline November 4th, that’s always in play and should be for the Cowboys and everybody else. But Max Crosby to the Cowboys is completely made up. 100% made up. So, how did we get here? By the way, a hearty hello to my friends at BMW of McKenna. They helped drive this program. And Honda Cars of McKenna, who I’ve been associated with for years. Appreciate you fellas, Johnny and Scott and the rest of the gang that I know is watching right now in the office. You’re supposed to be working on cars and selling cars, but you can take a you take a 15 minute break. Crosby is an eyepopping talent. Las Vegas Raiders. You’ve seen him, right? And I mean, he’s he’s got the hair and he’s got the tattoos and he’s got an unusual frame and then he’s extremely dynamic. Randon Edwards, happy birthday. Michael G, our defense is not stopping the run. You’ve stopped the run better than you’ve done the rest. So, if you go on social media, you see this stuff. Kenneth Easley, Uncle Fish Premium. That’s the unfortunate side effect of Twitter beat writers who aren’t qualified to write a Hallmark card. Some of you, not everybody’s on Twitter, not everybody’s on Facebook. My Facebook thing now is absolutely flooded. And CD Lamb is the central figure. I must get 10 of them a day fed to me. CD Lamb. And it’s a picture of him like in South Texas standing in the flood holding up like six babies. CD Lamb donates entire salary to flood victims in Texas. And there’s like a thousand comments. Way to go CD. Congratulations. Good job couple. And it’s fake. And I if you’re on Facebook, you know what I’m talking about. Um, and I assume if you’re a Jets fan or a Bengals fan, you probably get it. Entire Bengals coaching staff dies in plane wreck. I get them all the time. DB Cooper, I don’t do the Twitter. I don’t do the Facebook. And I don’t blame you. I do them uh uh I do Twitter because there is good information to be had. Uh I do Facebook because I want to share pictures of the grandkids with with Aunt Nancy. And I want to pedal my wares. Uh, it’s it’s a good place for me to go find readers like you. Hey, come read my stuff. Come read our stuff. 75 member staff never sleeps. Uh, and so you can differentiate between Dallas uh um Elon Musk to buy the Cowboys. I get it all the time. And Allan, you’re right. It completely useless. Facebook in terms of news presentation, useless. They’ve ruined it. Twitter’s getting there because nobody stops. No, nobody said, there is no editor. Nobody stops anybody. An account called Daddy Dak claims the Cowboys are looking to trade Crosby and that he has asked to be traded and only to Dallas. Now, here’s what’s funny about some of this stuff. Some of this junk’s clever. You know, he went to high school here, Collieville Heritage High School. So you if you’re hoping for a trade like this, you you Hey, the Cowboys need a defensive end. They have the money. They have the picks. And he went to high school here. That that could fit. Ken Lawson, Uncle Fish Premium. When a story about the Cowboys comes out like this, the first thing I do is go find fish to see if it’s accurate. And I appreciate that and I’m proud of that. Uh, we will do speculative trade stories, but we always build them as speculative. We’ll do this is my idea or this is a rumor I heard or plenty of times over the course of 36 years covering the Cowboys, I just talked to somebody inside the building and here’s what’s going on. By the way, would you please hit the like button? That tells the algorithms on whatever we’re on on YouTube the kind of cowboy programming that you like. So, hit the like button. I wouldn’t mind at all since somewhere between 10 and 70,000 people are going to watch this video. I wouldn’t mind at all if right now 41 people hit the like button. That means you. By the way, speaking of liking stuff, uh we sure enjoy playing around at Profitex. Profitex is a peer-to-peer opportunity for you to get a look at Cowboys, Jets, and the rest of the NFL. And you can move that line around. You don’t play against the house. You don’t play against the sports book. You play against your peers. The link is below. You can see how to get in there and then use the promo code fish and go have some fun. Terms and conditions apply at profitx. So, one account says it’s happening and he wants to come here. A bunch of accounts say it’s done. Cowboys have given up two ones and a two. Um, an account called KHI says my sources are saying it’s coming soon. Blue season sources are telling me this. This is dozens of them on Twitter. Dozens of people saying, “I’ve got the information first. Max Crosby’s coming to Dallas.” Um, and this is also typical, too. And this is kind of like when you get a text or an email. I get them, of course, I give them all to Marcia. I say, “This is baloney, right?” And she says, “Yes, Mike. You could can’t you tell by the fact that this sentence that AT&T is sending you or what uh it’s it’s it’s in broken English that doesn’t that tell you something? And I’m like yes, dear, but actually it tells you something because I forward it to you because I’m a very busy man. Whatever. Um Dallas here’s here’s Prescott season. Dallas is capable of making this blockbuster deal happen with the draft pick from the Micah Parson trade. That’s a journalist that wrote that blue season. Cowboys are the highest chances of acquiring him in trade. That’s a journalist. And on and on and on we go. AB Clark, too many people get their news from Facebook. That’s part of the reason we’re in such a star state. And we don’t do politics here as you know. But I will say this, and this is both sides of the aisle. Once you see once trolls and wannabes and slap dicks see them lying, and clearly they’re clearly lying, what’s to stop the troll and the slap dick and the wannabe from said, “Who cares? Who cares if I make it up? It’s fun. Maybe I’ll get three followers out of it.” Jangly echoes. $10 pitch in fish. I don’t see any reason to trade for Max when we could have signed him a couple months ago. The plan would change yet again. It’d be a blockbuster move, but it would be ironically a highlight of incompetence. In fact, Jangly, I I will take your concept and expand it a little bit. If Max Crosby is a good idea, then how did Micah Parsons become a bad idea? Because they’re kind of the same idea. Stephen Cowboy $5 pitching. Everybody’s diet should include fish for lunch, fish for breakfast, and fish for dinner. And of course, we do this every morning. Breakfast at fish and at 8 a.m. Every evening, fish live at 6. And then whenever we damn please. Often, of course, as you’ll note, when something’s breaking, we just happen to be at the Star. We’re in Charlotte’s front yard. uh as we were this morning when we talked about uh four legendary Cowboys who have a Hall of Fame shot. If you’re not familiar with this yet, go on down there and find that video. Crosby Cowboys is trending on Twitter. If you search Crosby Cowboys, it’s been the number one thing. JT, you’re right on the money. I’m going to say it out loud even though it’s going to give him more attention and uh he’ll he’ll want to create an attack mode here. Ernie the Cowboy fan is is an expert at this and I I don’t know if he makes money off this or not. He’ll get a million views by writing the Cowboys are trading for Jaylen Herz. And it’s all nonsense. And I would think like there’s 10 million people that know it’s nonsense, but there’s a million others that must not do these guys. Thousands of these guys. Broken English. Is that Russian bot maybe? Um, a lot of them have Szn season. And that makes me think maybe they’re all coming from the same place. Maybe it’s one guy or one company or one bot AI thing and it just keeps it’s got all these accounts for some reason. Jeremiah Hamilton, Uncle Fish Premium on Facebook, a Dallas Cowboys active player dies 10 times every day. It’s true. And you know what else it is? Besides being slap dickory and besides it should be illegal. Somebody’s reading this like some player’s mom is reading this on Facebook and seeing my son just got in a car a plane wreck. Why didn’t he tell me? He didn’t tell you mom because it didn’t happen. Facebook’s going to kill itself because of this. Because somewhere, somehow, some way, whether it’s politics, sports, entertainment, you, we, us, we, we’ve got to find a way to verify some truth. And I appreciate that many of you are saying when it comes to the Cowboys, you you rely on what we do. You recognize I’ I’ve been wrong in cowboy coverage over 36 years. In fact, I’ve been wrong three times, I believe, is the number. I’ve been wrong, but I’ve never lied to you. One problem with Crosby Cowboys is it’s just semi-logical enough to have you thinking, well, could we do that? Should we do that? Forget we did do it. Could we should we? The other problem is besides the fact there’s no truth to it, these reporters won’t get fired by their bosses because they don’t have bosses. They won’t get punished by the audience because they really don’t have an audience that’s truly connected to them. Again, we we can go through some of those guys on Twitter that have developed an audience, but by and large, most people are out there just just throwing it up against the wall. They’re they’re trying to become Ernie, I guess. It’s the wild wild west of online journalism. Keith G. I always get my news from Uncle Fish. Thank you. It’s trolls and wannabes and slapsticks who go unchecked by social media, unchecked by the outlets in a mad scramble for I guess clicks or hugs or jollies. Bigs on Facebook. I share fish stories and a couple other cow cowboys contract creators because that’s true information, right? If you sift through the the mountain of feces, there’s information in there Kenneth Easley getting into Sheffy and Tyreek and I don’t know, you know, the Sheffy thing. There’s all kinds of accounts Adam Sheffller and they use his picture. Douglas Sloan, everyone hates Cowboys Ernie. I I don’t know. I just know that every once in a while it’ll somebody will ask me, “Hey, Fish, is this true or not?” And then when I see it comes from him, I I I I’m pretty comfortable in not even having to look at it to say, “No, probably not.” Zack Luna Jerry would never trade from Max because it would prove he was wrong to trade Micah. His pride would never allow it. That’s a fascinating concept. But if it came up, if the opportunity came up, Zach, you don’t think Jerry would be able to steer it and spin it? I do. Greg Ford, I don’t have I don’t have time to figure out what’s true or false. I just listen to fish. The toothpaste is so far out of the tube. And again, even even our political leaders are doing it. No matter which side you trust, it means you it mean no matter which side you trust, it means you grossly and greatly distrust the other side. And the other side is senators and congress people and governors and mayors and you know, it’s both sides. Once upon a time, we didn’t like the other side, but that didn’t mean we didn’t trust them. So now America and fake news, I mean, we’re the leading I don’t know what I don’t know what else we produce in this country anymore, but we’re good at that. David Miller, Uncle Fish Premium, what’s the injury list look like? It’s funny you should ask. Let me whip through that and then we’ll close the door on this thing. The injury list looks long. Ready? Tyler Booker, DNP. Tyler Gton, DNP. Tyler Smith, DNP. Malik Hooker, DNP. CD Lamb did not practice today. Cavante Turpin did not practice. Kaylin Carson limited. Trayvon Diggs limited. Add Marshon Nean uh limited. Mingo limited. Kenneth Murray add him limited. Don Bland was full. So, um, the idea on Tyler Smith is, and we’ll have more on this tomorrow, every once in a while you run into a Cowboy player or a player on any NFL team, but on this team, Barry Church used to be like this. Zack Martin was this. Uh, a lot of them, but Shawn Lee could do this. Uh, Darren Woods could do this. Not practice all week and then play on Sunday. Roll out of bed and play on Sunday. I think Tyler Smith is that guy. So, let’s hang on there. Let’s hang on there. Smoking with fats. Nobody wants Elon around the NFL. He’s a bozo. I know, but don’t misunderstand what I’m saying. Fats, you must be only half hearing me. Elon Musk has nothing to do with the Dallas Cowboys. It’s just Facebook that pretends he does. Jeremiah, straight dope, no bullsh from fish. Facebook is bullsh all the time. Dean Graham, I think blue hasn’t played because the role he’s got is predictable. Well, uh, did I mention my Sanders did not play? Did not practice today. So, between Turpin and Sanders, Jaydon Blue, number 23, I I think he’s going to move from a practice jersey like this to a real jersey on Sunday. There’s a couple reasons he hasn’t gotten a uniform yet. First of all, he hasn’t proven to be better than the guy that he would take the place of. He hasn’t proven to do enough as a running back. They they think as a return man, he’s already got it. He hasn’t proven that he understands his job well enough. And then, think about it, they’ve they’ve had to scramble on defense. They’ve had injury issues on defense. So, every time that you might go, “Ah, let’s make him the last guy, we got a need on defense.” So, it’s it’s not about his predictability, Dean, because the other team can’t predict what he’s done. They never seen him play. Not the Cowboys have never even seen him play. I think we might see him a little bit on Sunday. AB Clark, you shouldn’t say, “I don’t have time to sort out the truth. You should make time. It’s too important not to.” Sure, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have shortcuts. Whoever your go-to weatherman is, let’s do weather. Let’s not do political news. Whoever your go-to weatherman is, you like to be able to go there. That’s your shortcut. You trust him. You don’t have to look anywhere else. So, if I’m your guy on the Cowboys, uh, good for me. But also, I would like to argue. Good for you. I would like to say good for you. We’re going to get to a time if the Cowboys have a winning record as we approach November 4th where we can go through real ideas. We’ve done some of that here. Um, remember the Raiders just gave him $106.5 million just like yesterday. So, why are they trading him? Because they’re bad. They have the same number of wins you have. So, why are you a contender that needs Matt Crosby that they’re not? Uh, I believe they would eat $35 million if they traded Max Crosby this year. So, that’s a non-starter. That means they’re not trading him. period. It would destroy them capwise and ruin their defensive personnel, too. Uh he’s got two two sacks, 19 total tackles. He’s got an interception. He’s he’s dynamic. Love to have him, but why would that team be a seller and you’re a buyer when you both have the same number of wins? Um Trey Hendrickson, let’s talk. If the Bengals are not a contender at the end of this month, that’s worth talking about. Miles Garrett, he just said, first he said, “I don’t want to be a Brown anymore.” Then they gave a big pile of money. He’s also from DFW. Then he said, “I do want to be a Brown for life.” Can he change? I doubt it. He’s foundational for them. I didn’t even look into the salary cap ramifications of that one because it seems so nonsensical. And I’ve pointed out Jeffrey Simmons in Tennessee who’s a defensive tackle by trade, but that’s valid. Those of you who are saying Jerry will never trade these picks. Sure he will. Cowboys trade picks all the time. They do it all the time. One way you think you think for sure that the Cowboys in the next two years when they land at pick number 14 and pick number 23 that they they won’t move. I’ll take that bet. They won’t move any of those four picks. I’ll take that bet all day long. guarantee they will, almost guarantee they will. Again, we could argue that if the Cowboys wanted to sign a big money defensive end, they could have just kept the one they have. But going forward, when it comes to Miles Garrett or Trey Hendrickson or uh Jeffrey Simmons or Max Crosby, let’s try to understand the difference between fact and fun fanfiction. Max Crosby to the Dallas Cowboys trade is fun fanfiction or maybe a a little more dangerous than that. Now, if it ever becomes anything close to fact, I promise Fish is honor. I’ll let you know. Fish out.

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