We trade for The Red Rifle. He take us to the playoffs and wins one. He retires and walks off into the sunset (this is a joke) (or is it? 🤔)

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  1. This team needs nothing short of elite QB play in order to function through it’s horrible line play, non-existent defense and abhorrent coaching decisions

    It all falls apart without Joe. Andy Dalton isn’t going to come in here and do any better than Jake Browning. Ditto Jameis or whoever else.

  2. Joe Burrow couldn’t save us. Good luck getting a QB to survive long enough.

  3. Too many people suffer from poor memories! They got rid of the red rocket for a reason!

  4. He absolutely cannot save us lmao

    Might help us lock up the no. 1 pick though. I’m ok with giving him money to do that

  5. His O-line was leaps and bounds ahead of what we have to endure now- he’d be in the same boat as Joe if he came back

  6. This flies with me if we also bring back Burfict to play OL and also an angry version of AJ Green also ready and willing to go full-Burfict to play OL. Then maybe, just maybe, this shit works.

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