The Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department now says Mark Sanchez has been arrested for his alleged role in the incident during which he was stabbed early this morning.

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1. Lmao. This story has taken one wild/Jetsian turn.

   Use this as a lesson young ones:

   1. Don’t begin an argument over a parking spot
   2. If you do? Don’t instigate it further
   3. If you instigate it further and the guy then tries to mace and stab you to stop you from following/assaulting them. You should stop.
   4. If police are called, explain your side to them and don’t show hesitation if they’re asking for your side on what happened! You’re gonna look guilty and make your situation worse.

2. lol this is a very Jetsy thing to have happen to you

3. When you’re a Jet….🫰 🫰

4. I never knew a stabbing could feel Jetsy.

   Only way to make it more Jets like is if he ran into the knife himself.

5. What an idiot.

6. The most Jets stabbing in the history of stabbings

7. Damn Mark.

8. This is definitely gonna be worse than butt fumble.

9. Damn, heal up Mark. Might DoorDash him at a hotdog at the Indy hospital

10. All the reactionary comments in the first post 💀🤡

11. #freemark

12. They could never make me hate my boy

13. What the fuck is happening.

14. Sounds like Indianapolis is still butt hurt we beat them in the Division Championship back in 2011.

15. So was he drunk and tried to get into the wrong car and ended up getting stabbed?

16. at least he won’t just be known for the butt fumble now

17. this is such a random thing to occur wtf

18. Love how this somehow feels Jets-y

19. it’s joever

20. FREE SANCHIZE

21. The jets stench is permanent.

22. There have to be cameras around downtown Indy

23. This is literally the trifecta of a horrible day….almost die, get arrested and lose your job all at once

24. You’d think the player most famous for fumbling by running into the ass of another player had better sense

25. Just End the Sanchez

26. The Guy Sanchez assaulted was 69 years old.

    https://x.com/angelaganote/status/1974589951540105415?s=46

27. There’s a report that his playing career had a lot to do with him getting arrested.

28. The butt fumble of crimes.

29. Not like this, Sanchise!

30. Even the past haunts us.

31. Mark Sanchez is only 38?????

32. All time Jet in more ways than one

33. Mark Sanchez butt fumbled a bar fight

34. Anyone got a good funny fantasy football name related to this situation?

35. Testosterone and alcohol. Never fails.

36. Not my Sanchize!

37. Didn’t think he could top the Buttfumble, but here we are

38. Brick killed a guy

39. A fitting end to a shitty underwhelming career.

40. Well ain’t that a punch in the jaw

41. 50 year fan….Lawsuit and a stabbing in approx 7.5 hours. I always, always, always think we have hit rock bottom, only to find out….well, you know. Did I mention we are 0-4?

42. This sounds like a hoax. Our Sanchize would never do anything illegal or untoward.

43. so is he gonna call the game tomorrow or no?

44. I wonder if Rex still has that tattoo of his wife wearing a Sanchez jersey

45. Is this going to be like the new O.J. Trial?