Pat stylin and profiling

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  1. These gameday outfit photos are going to be funny in 20 years. This one looks like an 80’s Cabbage Patch Doll outfit you would get from KB Toys.

  2. I only saw the first picture and thought he was holding a pimp cane with his left hand. Second pic shows it’s just luggage handle but a man can dream.

  3. Reddit, how about a moment of silence for the best looking man on the face of this earth?

    You know, when I tell my pals Rick and Keith Michaels that I want to be stylin’ and profilin’ on the Kansas City Chiefs plane, because Clark Hunt is sitting up there in his office and wants a real dude out here on the big camera, then Michael’s of Kansas City puts it together.

    So bring the camera in one time, do you like it? Lizard shoes, huh? How about $700. Then a Rolex watch. And the biggest diamonds my finger can hold. You are looking at pure class.

  4. I know I’m in the minority.

    But, I absolutely hate these pregame Catwalks for NFL players. It’s so goddamn weird.

    Your football players, not fashion week divas.

  5. What you’re seeing with your eyes is a certified Jaguar tamer heading to the jungle!

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