Hey he wouldn’t have to worry about injuries on that leg
25% leg damage reduction.
Come on tink tink!
Doctors don’t want you to know this one simple trick…
We can rebuild him
Eventually we can have robo-QB back there
Not far enough. Full bionics waist down. Freeze sperm for breeding, in fact give it to me for safe keeping..
I’m sure we do have limb transplant technology right now.
Go find a running back and get his leg!
*terminator noises start*
Oscar Pistorius was a killer with two. Surely Joe could do the same with one?
I’d cut my leg off for $250mil for sure!!!
They need to replace all of his ligaments with mechanical ones at some point or this will continue to happen. Sometimes the body is not built for what the heart and mind want to do…
its pretty simple, just design him a pair of steel toed cleats. and steel toed pants. and steel toed gloves. and steel toed underwear. and steel toed glasses. and steel toed….
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Would be better than Jake Browning
can we also somehow strap a SpaceX rocket to him?
Hey he wouldn’t have to worry about injuries on that leg
25% leg damage reduction.
Come on tink tink!
Doctors don’t want you to know this one simple trick…
We can rebuild him
Eventually we can have robo-QB back there
Not far enough. Full bionics waist down. Freeze sperm for breeding, in fact give it to me for safe keeping..
I’m sure we do have limb transplant technology right now.
Go find a running back and get his leg!
*terminator noises start*
Oscar Pistorius was a killer with two. Surely Joe could do the same with one?
I’d cut my leg off for $250mil for sure!!!
They need to replace all of his ligaments with mechanical ones at some point or this will continue to happen. Sometimes the body is not built for what the heart and mind want to do…
its pretty simple, just design him a pair of steel toed cleats. and steel toed pants. and steel toed gloves. and steel toed underwear. and steel toed glasses. and steel toed….