LeBron’s “Second Decision” is a Hennessy collaboration

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1. lmao who actually thought this would be a retirement announcement?

2. This is even funnier than it being Amazon

3. Bruh

4. Lmfao

5. not even Amazon?

6. BOOOOOOOO

7. His actual decision is too have Luka extend his career so he can enjoy more time in the league

8. LeHenessey

9. Imagine those people that spent hundreds of dollars to watch them play the Jazz in a meaningless regular season game lol

10. I audibly lol’d at this

11. He can’t keep getting away with it

12. The Boondocks would have had a field day with this shit.

13. LeTroll

14. LeQuor

15. > Crafted to fuel gatherings, conversations, and celebrations, the Hennessy V.S.O.P Limited Edition by LeBron James redefines the modern cognac experience. It invites a new generation of fans to explore the smooth depth of Hennessy V.S.O.P, centered around a modern classic: the Hennessy Sidecar.

    Truly a disgusting collection of words. Somebody translate this into Uncle Ruckus. 

16. the fuckery will continue

17. Lame as hell

18. If you genuinely believed he was retiring this way … DM me. I have this potion that makes everything gold

19. ESPN legit did 40 minutes of speculation… A Henny collab would be diabolical

20. This has retroactively made the first “The Decision” special infinitely dumber.

21. Lakers ticket prices soared because of LeHennessy. Wow lol. 

22. Hennything is possible 🙌🏿🙌🏿

23. Some ppl are gonna be pissed…. Lol

24. This guy has so much money and absolutely no shame.

    Wtf is this shit

25. HENNYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!

26. LeBron is sad and corny as always

27. LeDramatic

28. LeSellOut

29. We don’t give people enough shit anymore for being sellouts

30. this dude routinely makes the worst fucking announcements

31. Be sure to drink your Hennessy?!?! It’s a crummy commercial?!?!

    son of a bitch

32. Not sure why LeBron is whoring himself out for this by using mileage on a “decision,” when that only stands to become “boy cries wolf” for his actual announcement.

33. this is fucking obnoxious.

34. LeBron is an attention whore

35. So. Fucking. Corny.

36. This is why I hate LeBron

37. This is actually pathetic lol

38. Shame is no longer a word

39. What a fucking clown. This is so annoying that it actually did the opposite. I don’t want to buy anything hennessy related.

40. For someone of his magnitude, the dude is a straight attention whore. He’s been in the spotlight since age 15, and still starves for more attention.

41. Is it just me or is this guy becoming the biggest sell out of all time? Can you imagine Jordan doing some shit like this for something so trivial as a brand partnership?

    He faxed (actually) the entire league with two words that shook the NBA landscape:

    “I’m back.”

    And then proceeded to dominate for a few more years before retiring again before becoming a minority owner of the wizards.

    The complete and utter lack of intrigue coupled with complete and total accessibility will have more damning effects on Lebron’s legacy than anything he did on the court.

42. This kind of shit is always why I’ve had a dislike for Bron. I know he’s a good dude considering the fame and success he’s had, but goddamn is he unlikeable to me.

43. Dude’s a clown lol

44. So damn corny LeBron….

45. This is lame af. Almost as lame as LeBron tweeting more emojis than text. #decison 🤔🤔🤔 👑👑 👑 💍💍💍 💍💍