Of all the ways they could have described that shot
Connor Ovechkin looking good out there
what a caption
#BANG!
I yelled NOOOOOOOO Darth Vader style as soon as I noticed him set up for the one timer. What a shot.
Nice pass too but that was a rocket
He even had to back away from the net to keep the lane open. That’s a hell of a shot.
You just raise your right shoulder and pray for the best.
He went tarp off in the intermission interview. I think he’s bringing it this season.
The dreaded Pissile
Okay buddy. Every shot you describe is a piss missile. Let’s try something new.
i was just watching a video (i think it was hockey psychology) that showed the new meta is to just rip it on net as fast as humanly possible. It was Krieder’s secret to 50 goals.
this clip made me think of that
Bedard holding spacebar for 3 seconds for that wind-up Ovechkin slapshot
Who is this Bedard guy? I’ve never heard of him.
Why is everything described as piss right now? Are you all William Murderface?
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Of all the ways they could have described that shot
Connor Ovechkin looking good out there
what a caption
#BANG!
I yelled NOOOOOOOO Darth Vader style as soon as I noticed him set up for the one timer. What a shot.
Nice pass too but that was a rocket
He even had to back away from the net to keep the lane open. That’s a hell of a shot.
You just raise your right shoulder and pray for the best.
He went tarp off in the intermission interview. I think he’s bringing it this season.
The dreaded Pissile
Okay buddy. Every shot you describe is a piss missile. Let’s try something new.
i was just watching a video (i think it was hockey psychology) that showed the new meta is to just rip it on net as fast as humanly possible. It was Krieder’s secret to 50 goals.
this clip made me think of that
Bedard holding spacebar for 3 seconds for that wind-up Ovechkin slapshot
Who is this Bedard guy? I’ve never heard of him.
Why is everything described as piss right now? Are you all William Murderface?
The reply from even further away was *so choice.*