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[Music] You have to play your way out of being on hard knocks off season. Learn Chinese, buddy. It’s a me playoffs next year. uh with Sanders as that Curry walked so Caitlyn Clark could run second should go back to Canada where it belongs this next round suck on him a little bit first all this all where was Nick B on January 6th hey everybody what is going on it is Tuesday night that means it’s time for another edition of Crab Sports I am Mike with me as always is Greg uh Greg how you feeling today man I’m feeling all right I’m hoping Spectrum uh hangs in there. It’s not great right now. No. No. God. But I don’t understand. I have I have like all the bars on my computer, but the the bars for the damn uh actual uh internet is they’re they’re just acting ridiculous. So, I don’t know. Looking a little sketch. Wait, you’re you’re coming into focus now. It’s all right. I feel like we should we should have just put like a a fake voice on you and it you would have just been like an undercover uh like just just put my picture up. put my picture up. We’ll be good. I’ll get it I’ll get it ready for us to go to when when inevitably your internet crashes out. How was your sports weekend, man? Uh, it was pretty good. If the Blue Jays can finish off my weekend that that pushed into tonight, it’ll be fantastic. Lot of runs. Lot of runs in that one. Wow. That’s Yeah, not mad about it. Runs for the good guys. How about yours though? I mean, it was a little rough. Um, Saturday was great. Tottenham won an away game. Notre Dame beat Boise State. Uh, the kids soccer games were great. And then nothing happened on Sunday. You turned off sports. It was Yeah, it was a wonderful It doesn’t matter, Scott. All the problems are fixed. Joe Flacco got signed. It’s all fixed. It’s done. We’re good. Dude, anytime you have a chance to get an elite quarterback from in the division, you just got to take it. So crazy. We got to talk about that. It wasn’t a run, but we have to talk about it because what the hell the Browns are just like, sure, take, you know, we’ll throw in a six round pick, too. Whatever. Just give us a good back. Whatever. That’s fine. It’s all good. Uh just we got nothing going on here. Um, yeah, but you know, great little weekend outside of the NFL, but I’ve I already told you guys when Joe Burrow went down in week two, I was like, I don’t have to care about the NFL. Like, I’m done. I’m out. And that was the same weekend that Notre Dame lost to Texas&M, and I was just like that football in general is done for me. I I don’t have to care anymore. Um, so that’s kind of where I’ve been uh where I’ve been running. Mookie saying, “Yeah, Spectrum happened.” Um, uh, are is the show happening because Bar is also texting us saying something’s wrong. Oh, well, it says live. Like, we’re live, right? So, I I’ve got I know. That’s I’m looking I’m like everything looks fine on my end, right? Uh, now Matt’s saying it’s not live, but I gota tell I’m watching on two machines, so at least two viewers. Yeah, Dave is saying it works for him, so [ __ ] it. We’re good. And also Gabe pointing out it is V-neck weather, Gabe. That’s right. I went deep V today for the show. I wanted to really get I gota you know let me down a little bit. We got to get that deep V going. Uh and uh thank you Uncle Whitey Huie Stinkfinger. It’s live. Uh professional show we got here fellas. Uh we got an awesome show tonight. We are going to talk some NFL news. Uh I I got to figure out this M. Jones story that happened uh before the the game for the 49ers. Just insane things happening with M. Jones. We’ll talk about Joe Flacco coming to the Bengals. Also, uh we’re going to get to Mark Sanchez and that whole thing that dominated the news cycle. Um plus what a horrible sports weekend for that guy. Not a great sports Saturday for sure. Uh Saturday night, really rough Saturday night for for Sanchez. Uh and then uh we got a snitch line in college football now, fellas, that we can we can talk to. Uh, and Scott, tonight NHL, the puck drops, baby. It’s back. NHL season is back. Yeah, we’re we’re back. I totally knew that, too, before you just said it. I just mentioned it right now. Oh, you’re the hockey expert. You would know. Uh, tons. I’m gonna go with a Florida team winning it all. I’m just gonna throw that out there just because just a Florida team winning it all. Early prediction, state of Florida winning the NHL Stanley Cup. It’s a good bet. It’s a good bet to make. We’ll look in on those odds. Uh, new wise guys poll. Also a bare knuckle fighter with one of the greatest accessories I’ve ever seen. Before we get to all that though, let’s talk about these beers that we are drinking tonight. As always, we rate them on Caesar’s scale. Dog or no dog. Scott, what is in your mug tonight? Rated dog or no dog. And I’m keeping because the camera shift and the green screen. I don’t want to embarrass you. So, we’re just Yeah. No, no, no. You’re good. I don’t need to see people to see that I’m not wearing pants below this. Uh, I am drinking Thirdey Brewing Company’s Get Twisted. It is their German pretzel ale coming in at 5.2%. Oh, it’s so good. I I am very very thrilled about this one because I thought a pretzel like how how are we going to pull that off? But I’m intrigued and I am very glad that I was intrigued because this is a dog. It it captures the pretzel flavor like perfectly. Like you’re eating pretzels and beer. I’ve been to Third Eye a few times and literally every time I go, that’s the only beer I’ll get. I’ve tried a couple others. I’ve done a few samples, but it’s so good all night long. Nothing that they make in my mind compares to that beer. It’s amazing. Um I’ve only seen it and I’m a degenerate. Yeah, I I this is in cans here, but I I think that they should add chocolate and do some type of stout. I think a pretzel a chocolate pretzel stout would be incredible. Incredible. But this on its own is very much a dog. It’s Yeah, that’s a great beer. Um in the comments section, we got Gabe saying he’s drinking Big Slurp juicy Imperial IPA 8 and a half% ABV says dog. It’s 8:05 in the moment. It still sucks. [Laughter] Hold on. He gets it for that one. [Music] Red River rivalry week. Caesar would have been all about that. He would have hit us with that to start off the show. Yes. No doubt. Suck that bar is drinking liquid death severed lime sparkling water. It’s a dog. Look at you fancy. Are you drinking that with your pinky out bar? Cuz that seems like something you got to you got to be all fancy with. I’ve been drinking a lot of lime water lately. I’ve been putting lime flavor in my water, brushing a gallon a day. It’s insanely help drinking. It’s crazy. Very hydrated. Uh Scott, I’m so excited for this beer. I went out this weekend to try to find spooky season. I got to stock up for trick-or-treating. That’s the the tradition we have in the house. Wife and I each grab the pumpkin, throw it in the Yeti, take the kids around the neighborhood. Uh while I was there, the maple warlock was was on the shelf and I wasn’t um we contended on this show that the stout is the superior pumpkin type. Like this the superior type for pumpkin beer is the stout rather than the ale. Um, but we’ve said it before, Warlock team anyways. And now it’s got to maple. I haven’t taken a sip. I wanted to do I wanted a live reaction on the show. I’m so excited for you for this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Is that good, buddy? Oh, is that good, man? The There’s There’s that um pumpkin and the spices, but that maple flavor just hits on the back end. Hey, I got a I got a visual for you. I got a visual for you. Aunt Jamaima having sex with the pumpkin. Boom. [Music] Oh, wow. What? I think God the voice of God. Was it Was that That’s not right. I didn’t I didn’t do it right. I just tried to answer my I was like, “Oh, well, all right. Got to get right. I thought it was gonna be a rap horn.” Uh, but yeah. Uh, no. Gabe Mookie is not on camera tonight. He’s the voice of God hiding in the shadows lurking. Um, maybe throwing too stuff in here. Who knows? Um, burning some AI credits here to get this uh this show properly transcribed and metadata tagged. You know, big things coming. So, just just stay tuned. Don’t you call it teaser? [Music] Teaser. Jesse said, “Greg is lagging hard.” It’s a spectrum thing, man. That’s That’s what we do. Uh Uncle Whitey said that awakened something in me and and the pumpkin saying Elton would smash. [Music] Let us know in the comments section what you guys are drinking. Rated as always on Caesar scale. Dog or no dog. Uh we know Oklahoma’s not a dog. Uh it’s it’s 810 and Oklahoma still sucks. Let’s talk some football. [Applause] [Music] Scott, this Mark Sanchez thing is crazy. Um, the way this story unfolded on social media was the roller coaster of of roller coasters that I’ve ever seen because first that I get the alert that says Mark Sanchez has been stabbed in Indianapolis and is in critical condition in the hospital. Like what the hell? What happened there? And then everybody’s like sending out wellw wishes and oh my gosh, I can’t believe this would this could happen. outkick jumped on the opportunity to be like, “Well, yeah, there’s a lot of fatherless black kids in Indianapolis, so is anybody surprised by this?” Then the next alert comes out that Mark Sanchez is under investigation uh in his role in this and he may not be the victim in the stabbing, but the aggressor. And then the story proceeds further and it’s like Mark Sanchez has just been arrested at the hospital while recovering from his stab wounds. He apparently tried to fight a 69year-old delivery driver and tried to get into his car and he was sprayed with pepper spray and he kept coming so the guy stabbed him. I’m like this story is crazy. And then today, the news breaks that he’s now facing a felony charge that carries up to six years in prison because of the injuries that he inflicted on the 69year-old uh delivery driver. Greg, I I I couldn’t like the the more the news came in, the more I’m like, this is this story just gets wilder and wilder. How were you experiencing this drama unfolding? I don’t mean to laugh at the situation, but like the the twists and turns that it took cracked me up because it was like, “Oh my god, thoughts and prayers to Mark Sanchez. I can’t uh hopefully he recall.” Uh, wait a second. Wait a second. Did I Did I say thoughts and prayers to Mark Sanch? Uh, hold on. Let me delete that tweet back. And um, what the hell is Sanchez doing out here? Like so many about faces on social media from people that just it was mindblowing. It would help if I wasn’t drinking when all the texts were coming in because I was so confused, much like you. But everyone’s like, “Wait a minute. How can you get stabbed but be being investigated?” Like, “What? He’s what’s going on here in Indianapolis? Why are we in Indianapolis? Like, who who the hell part is in Indianapolis? Like what’s going on in Indianapolis?” I was so lost. In fact, I wasn’t completely like on the same page as everybody else for everything that was happening until this afternoon when I stopped and I’m like, “Let me read an article. Let let me let me figure out what actually happened here because I I still didn’t know until uh this afternoon.” And um yeah, what what a wild story. But it started off much like you though. I I was like, “Huh?” I I I I didn’t go the the way that everybody, oh, you know, black people, of course, somebody’s getting stabbed. I went the other kind of racist way in my mind. I was like, Mark Sanchez getting stabbed. I’m like, it’s not even at a Dodgers or 49ers game. Like, like, how are we getting stabbed in how are Mexicans getting stabbed in Indianapolis? Like, that seems so stereotypical. Like, this is this is all wrong. And then as more news came out and it’s like, oh, it it was a black guy. A black guy and a Mexican guy. Oh man. Wow. They’re going to have a field day with this, but somebody brown’s going down. That’s unfortunate. Like it was the most I I was just all over the place with my thoughts, my confusions. And at the end of it, I all I could think of is, man, there’s nothing worse than uh getting getting fired and getting stabbed. I I’d done one of those two things and I’m glad I didn’t do both. It seems pretty awful to to have both happen in the span of, you know, like 12 hours. Just saying. Now the dude’s suing Fox and Sanchez. I don’t understand how you sue Fox in this scenario. Like Sanchez is out there to to call the game. He’s liquored up behind the hotel. Uh Gabe also with the correct question. Why did they say Door Dasher first? Like the the weird things that Yes, I did get that that that part of the text, too. A Door Dasher. It’s crazy. Like they they just had like all these little bits and pieces of information like it was like delivery guy. Oh, must be a Door Dasher. Like people were connecting dots in their head and just throwing it out there as facts. And it wasn’t. It was like nobody knew what the hell was going on. And then just as the story unfolded, it was just wilder and wilder and wilder. Um, he’s getting fired and Matt Bar correctly pointing out he beat that dude up so bad he’s going to jail. Like he’s it’s the the minimum sentence on that felony charge is a year. Now granted, he’s rich. Uh, so he might not do anytime, but the minimum this is where you got to go with it. He’s rich, but he’s Hispanic, which now we get to find out which the justice system prefers more. I have a feeling ICE is going to be waiting outside of the courtroom either way. [Music] I mean time I held off wasn’t sure whether or not that wasn’t very scared. Poison God’s like one of them should be played but I don’t know which one. There’s there are some audio here. Um how do we think this ends up for Mark? Like obviously fired, right? So, do we see him It’s this isn’t the first time that some analyst from Fox found himself in some trouble. Does Does Sanchez end up calling ACC games on the CW in a few years? Like, where does he end up from here? Or is his career like done? I think he’s done done after this. I mean, I didn’t even know that he was working for Fox until this weekend. So, I feel like he’s done. I guess that’s a fair point. That’s a fair point when you’re like under the radar that much that it’s like, wait, Mark Sanchez is calling guys from Fox in Indianapolis and he got stabbed and there’s a lot of a lot of H that you eventually are just like, yeah, not even the CW is like, yeah, it’s easy to code bait. Yeah, we can’t listen Mark, we can’t have you as the voice leading into Young Sheldon. Okay, so the ACC and the CW. We’re just going to have to pass on this one. We’re going to have to say thanks, but no thanks. Uh, good luck with the Mountain West. I guess there’s I I mean, imagine the butt fumble being not the most embarrassing thing on your resume. I I just It could not be me. Like, I feel like if I had the butt fumble in my life at any point and I was responsible for it, I’d just lay low the rest of my life. I probably wouldn’t want to get stabbed and arrested for getting stabbed. Like, no thanks. Tag said. Plot twist. Trump pardons him and in return he becomes the spokesman clicking bottles with pigs breath. He’s going to be standing outside the Super Bowl. I’m waiting for Bad Bunny here outside the Super Bowl. We’re uh we’re going to take him down right after he performs. This is my new gig. He’s an undercover analyst. Like he’s Yeah, I I am here outside of the stadium. Uh, that’s all. I just would like to interview him prior to the halftime show. Oh, Bad Buddy over here. Mark Sanchez, CW. Uh, get him. Go, go, go. Oh, that ice just I mean this would be a good time to bring back cops if it was just but it’s Ice like get a catchy theme song. I feel like it’ll it softens the blow, right? Is this breaking news to anyone else? They got rid of cops. I don’t know. Be honest. I didn’t think cops was still a thing. I thought cops went off the air. Let’s Well, no, hang on. I figured it was like American Helms of Video where it just it’s always on because someone’s willing to fork over, you know, 10 grand to do it. Well, it’s not being hosted by Alonso River. I can promise you that. Uh, let’s see. We’re We’re checking the old Wikipedia here. The show remains in production. Cops remains in production for its international and overseas partners. um began to film a new in Spokane County, Washington in October of 2020. Um no, no, it’s it’s still on the air. It is. It’s on a pay channel. Scott, can you guess what channel it airs on now? Where where would you find Fox? Pay channel. You got to add this to your like YouTube. Wait, Fox or or or cops? I gave it away. I was reading and I said the word that I was reading and gave away. Oh. Oh, way to go. Way to go. Well, I mean, I felt like it’s always been on Fox, but you said yes and it’s on patient. I’m like, it’s on Fox Nation, the the paid streaming service that you uh Sarah, do we really want more cameras around cops with the way things are? Yes, we do. We need more cameras. They’re not at least At least this one can’t be turned on. That could That could be the tagline for the new show. They’re not turning theirs on, so we turn ours on. [Laughter] I feel like this version of Cops, it’s reversed. They’re not running with the cops. They’re running with the person running away from the cops. They go like, “This week, we’re with this week. We’re with Luigi. There were always those episodes where like the cameraman would tackle somebody and hold him until the cops get there. And then like this one they’re like just sitting around going, “He’s not resisting. He’s not resisting or helping him actively escape.” Dude, dude, dude, this way. This way. This way. This way. Camera man just sitting there looking. No, I didn’t see where he went. I don’t Gabe said, “Wasn’t Live PD the new cops?” It was. That was weird. That Did you ever watch live PD? It was like cops meets NFL red zone. Like they were at multiple police stations at one time and then they would go to like a central area and there would be they would be talking about like one of the arrests and then they’d be like, “We go live now to Seattle, Washington with uh officer or whoever.” and it cuts into like that live camera view of that cop car. It was a wild show. The visual and the the thought of it being like uh an NFL live or an NFL red zone. The fact that there’s that much activity cuz it’s like we have red zone because while all these games are going on simultaneously and you never know when you have to break in. Hey, look at there’s all this illegal [ __ ] happening. You never know when we’re going to have to go. We go live where body cam has just been turned on and tackle. Oh, send it out to Jim out in Spokane. Big stop on that fourth and one. Wow, it’s third and two. I just got a notification that my Windows 10 support ends soon. Um, okay, great. Thanks for distracting me during this good time. just everything just like started flipping around and it’s like Windows 10 support ends. I’m like I don’t Okay, great. Tell me after the show. Yeah, that just proves the government’s listening. They’re like, “Hey, update this. Stop talking about our practices.” Dorian excited because AIM is back in the building. We do have the voice of God chiming in every once in a while. Um and he says, “Now we need that unreleased two-lane footage. Uh, Scott, I wanted to talk about your boy M. Jones because crazy weekend for You thought Mark Sanchez had a crazy weekend. M. Jones had a wild weekend as before the game. He was doing some meditation, looked out across his balcony, saw a body floating in the water. Um, and then as of reportedly as the team was going to their bus, they saw a bunch of cop cars flying by. The coroner’s office came by. So, Back Jones saw a dead body just floating in the water as he was leaving for the game. Uh, then at the game, tons of cramps, cramping like crazy. He ate 11 bananas throughout the course of that game against the Rams, which is 10 more bananas than a normal human should eat at any given day. Uh uh I think I think 10 more than what is recommended and then he won the game somehow uh in on the road with no wide receiver one no tight end one no defensive end one like just a a decimated team M. Jones still finds a way to win. What was the weirdest thing that happened to M. Jones this weekend, Scott? Seeing a dead body, eating 11 bananas, or actually winning that game? eating 11 bananas and not being named Donkey Kong seems to be at the top of my list. Um, but it, you know, it’s impressive when you you win a Thursday night game on the road on a short week if you’re anybody. And M. Jones did it. Damn it. I I am not going to talk about the conversations that Matt Bar and I have had about how M. Jones might be out partying Brock Pury. There is no quarterback controversy in San Francisco. Everything is fine. It’s all good. Nothing to see here. Uh, you got to win games however you can. Um, platitudes, platitudes, and Mac. Jones might have just been the perfect quarterback for this system all along. It’s the friends we made along the way. All right. All right. Take I love Mac. Jones. Take making a great point here, Scott. Seeing a dead body really sucks for your new good luck pregame ritual. Like now M. Jones is going to have to turn into a serial killer because he’s going to have to murder somebody to see a dead body in order to do well in the game. Maybe that’s how uh Sanchez was getting ready for his big call. He’s like, I got to see a dead body before this big call. Even if I got to make it happen, if I’m it’s in my hands, it’s as long as I see that dead body. Like I I haven’t stumbled upon a dead body yet this weekend. I got to make it happen. You got to be proactive about these things. Sarah’s saying it worked. So that superstition ritual gets all Dexter. Well, I mean, he was in LA, too. Is it that shocking to see a dead body in LA? Come on. Apparently not. Jesse, you pointing out quote on the road. That’s a six-hour turnaround trip, Scott. That’s uh You know, look it on the road is on the road. Were they playing in Santa Clara? No. than it was on the road. All right. And it’s more of a home game for them than it is the Rams. That that undercuts your point. That completely undercuts your point of how hard it is to win on the road when it’s more of a home game for the NerS than the Rams. Look, dude. M. Jones. That’s all you need to know. M. Jones. You lost to M. Jones at home. Hey, the Rams should just be relegated, right? Like I feel like that’s where we’re at. This season is weird, man. What a weird football season. I didn’t look at the pick. This season is nuts. I didn’t look at the picks this week. I I’m going to check it right now, but I did horrible this week in the picks, as did I think everybody. Like, some of these results were absolutely bonkers. All right, we’re going to go into the Craft Brew Sports Pick them lobby here. Uh, in Gabe gets me. Who? Mag. Jones. Fair enough. Uh, the top scorer last week in the pickum was Matt Bar. He got eight games right. That’s it. He got out of 15. Yikes. Barely half. And he led the league. I had four. Correct. But I mean, who had the Jaguars winning a Monday night game against Kansas City? Nobody. Nobody had that [ __ ] right? Nobody’s got that. Nobody’s got that Cardinals debacle against the Titans. Who picked that? That was so ugly. You got You got to retire if that’s if that if that happens to you, right? like you drop the ball on the goal line two weeks after somebody just dropped the ball on the goal line, you got to you got to quit the game. I will say though, I did I did hit the uh the the over on um Jerry Jones getting f fined for flipping a bird in New Jersey. So, you know, I didn’t I might not have got all the games right, but I definitely got the over on Jared getting fined. I just don’t uh I I can’t imagine how like you can look in the mirror if you’re the Cardinals after that. So, okay, if you missed the game, Cardinals are going in to score to make it what 28-6 or something like that. Instead, they fumble the ball before they cross the goal line. Tennessee recovers. Uh it might have been 28. It would have made it 2812, I think. Anyways, regardless, the the Titans then come back and going down to potentially win the game. Cam Ward throws an interception which is then fumbled and then booted around to where Ty Lockett could fall on it and get a touchdown to win. It’s an interception fumble recovery for a touchdown to win the game. The NFL is really NFL in this year, Scott. just just how Tennessee drew it up, bro. Like I I I actually didn’t see that play. It’s like all the talk about the the drop touchdown and h you know that’s embarrass. I didn’t see the the fumble the interception fumble touchdown until this afternoon. I’m like wait a minute. Why weren’t people talking about this? Yeah, that was like the icing on the cake of the ridiculous comeback of like it started in such an improbable manner and ended in an even more improbable manner. Two two really bad teams going up against one another to have it end like that. Seriously, it’s bizarre. Dorian, correct? The Cardinals ruin some so many parlays. Also, also I got to ask this question because do you remember the first time that that it happened? Do you remember where you were when Deshawn Jackson was the first one to to to drop the ball before getting the end zone and you’re like, okay, like I could see it’s like right there. You know, they’re trying to zoom in and and figure out, well, did it cross and all this and okay, it didn’t. But you’re thinking, at least I know I was like, that’ll never happen again, right? Like that’s that’s really embarrassing somebody to be that stupid and do it like I could see it happening once. That’s now happened like a handful of times since then. Like Deshawn Jackson ushered in a a just bonehead thing that people keep doing. I don’t get it. Did you see when uh the the coach for the Cardinals went just undressed? Yes. Like it was It it was crazy that I was sitting there like, “Oh, are we we about to have like a college moment? Like, you got to get touched and is everybody gonna talk about like, hey, you’re not allowed to touch these guys like these kids?” Like, it it was very very close. But I also understood. I was like, “Man, if you do that as a pro, like getting undressed like that on the sidelines is like the least of your concerns.” Did you Hold on. Did you Did you guys not see it? He He did. Apparently fan video came out that he took a swing or did something. There was physical contact in the NFL find him. Yeah, I was going to say he like Oh, did he get fined? I didn’t see that. I saw him get like shoulder checked. Did Did you see Jarro also got fined a quart million dollars for some some gesture? Yeah, I talked about that just a few minutes ago, but it’s cool. Don’t worry. Oh, cool. Well, yeah, it’s all good. Just like old times, right? We’re back. Mookie didn’t listen when he was on camera. You think he’s Yeah. I mean, to be fair, to be fair, I was over here producing like a like a professional because we got some amazing original fan art in the uh Discord. Uh Oh, no. Is it loading? Yeah, there you go, Mike. I don’t know the best way to throw that on stage, but Gabe, shout out for this amazing work in the Discord. Scott, that’s it. Do I Do I Do I give it to him or give the other one? Both. Both. Race card. I didn’t hit that one. Mookie struggling. He’s There’s I know I tried to stack them, but there’s there’s a delay on my end, too. It’s This is great stuff. Uh Dorian said Chad GPT Mookie isn’t listening. Uh Whitey said, “Wait, we can make fan art.” Uh sure, Whitey. If you if you want to make some fan art, you can now, man. Get into this chord and uh you know, I’ll I’ll pull it up on Eric. Since I ain’t got no two lane highlights, I can at least get y’all’s work out there to the public. Pump King. That’s That is so damn funny. I love it, Gabe. Well done, Scott. I can’t hear you, Scott. You’re talking and you There’s no audio coming from you whatsoever. You’ve also like spun out a few times, disappeared. It’s Yeah, I can’t I can’t do anything about that. There goes the spinning Scott again. Let’s see. Is he back? Go ahead, Scott. Let’s see any audio from you. Nope. No audio from Scott. Disconnect and come back. You know what? I bet you it’s that Windows 10 update he didn’t install. You better pay attention, Mike. As you say, Mike running solo again. Yep, it’s me and the voice of God uh above me for right now. Uh you know what? This is a great time, Mike, for you to give people instructions on how to join the Discord because I got no clue to be honest. It’s uh yeah, I’ll get I’ll get a server invite out there. Uh the link will be good for about a week. Um and you’ll you can join there. I’ll drop it in the chat here as soon as I can. Uh let’s try to get Greg back in the studio here. Uh while I find the uh the thing, Greg, you just you’re going to background. Is that the problem? Is it the background? There it is. I don’t know. Am I Am I okay? Do I have audio now? I can hear you now. That’s good. That’s a plus. Oh, all right. Well, that’s cool. Now, you know what? Just put the pumpkin picture up from now on. Whenever I go audio list or whatever, just just throw up Aunt Jamaima. Damn, I just I just removed it. Hold on. I’ll get it back for you. Uh Mookie, drop it in the Google Drive. We’ll uh in the in the show images. We’ll we’ll add it from there. Um Scott, I want to get your thoughts on this. Uh, we’ll shift gears and talk college football here because the College Sports Commission is the group that’s in charge of making sure that all of the NIL deals above $600 are legit. Like they check to make sure it’s fair market value and that it’s a real business purpose and it’s not just somebody funneling money to a kid Kawhi Leonard style, right? Like they’re making sure that these are actual NIL deals and that the kids actually have to do something for it and it’s it’s a legitimate contract. There’s apparently like four people that work for this company and that’s it. They cannot keep up with the number of NIL deals they have to review. So, they have resorted to a new way to try to determine how some of these NIL deals can can get past them. We got a snitch line. There is now an NIL snitch line where people can call in and tip the group off for NIL deals that are a little sus. Uh, as the kids say, that’s their way to do this. They’re like, “We got four people. We can’t handle all these NIL deals. We can’t review them all. It’s holding up these kids getting paid. It’s holding up these companies from getting their their endorsement deals. So, let’s just just snitch, I guess. Like, we’ll just we’ll wait here. We’ll just answer the phone. Okay, that’s that’s a better option.” This is going to go so poorly, Scott. Right. Like, this is going to backfire in the biggest of ways. So, let me get this straight. Their strategy is to be the NCAA for the last 20, 30 years. Is that that’s their strategy? Just hope hope and pray that somebody calls in with a tip that they can go and investigate. I mean, I guess I I’ll give it to them if it’s only a fourman group. Like, do what you got to do, but it seems it seems weird to be like, we’re just going to go NCAA with this. Um, just help us out, folks. We we need your tips. You And what what’s stopping folks from just being like, “Well, you know, man, I I sure do hate Alabama. I’m just going to call in tips about their fans.” Exactly. Ohio State fans calling in about Michigan, this quarterback, man. Yeah. He’s got a no-show deal. Like what? Click. The Michigan fans are pissed off. Ryan Day [ __ ] my mom or something. I don’t know. Click. And like the snitch line. Ry day [ __ ] my mom and she didn’t pay him. Click. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. That didn’t happen. Uh, that don’t investigate that one. [Laughter] I It’s amazing to me. Like, who thought this was a good idea of just like stitched? Because they haven’t like the articles that I read, I read two different articles about it. They didn’t publicize the number. But you think that’s going to stop anybody? You think that’s gonna stop a Oh, some other school. No, we’re getting that snitch line. It’s going to happen. Like, that’s going to be a thing. Yikes, man. That’s I got an idea, though. I mean, again, I don’t know what you do, what you’re supposed to do with more than or just four people. Like, a fourman crew is just like they can’t do their jobs well even if they they had everything going for them. So, lot of contracts to read. Lot of contracts to read. Seems like they seems like they don’t really want to know if anything’s actually going on. That’s right. Right. I mean, only dedicating four people. What? Hey, what’s Big Balls doing? They gave Big Balls to head up this group. I feel feel like we got to get to some of these comments because Jesse laughed at the fair market value wanting to know if they’re hiring. Sarah said, “Is one guy named Big Balls?” Oh, yeah. Yeah. sees their knows. Jesse said, “Guess the NCAA doesn’t know about snitches and stitches.” And so they want more work weeding out fake snitches. Yes. Apparently that’s what they’re going for is just like, “Yeah, we’ll just we’ll we’ll dig through your tips rather than read these contracts.” Yuck. I’m not doing that. I love that. Golly, man. I love it. It’s almost like we we jumped the uh put the cart before the horse and put in rules before we could enforce them. Like we were like, “No, no, no. We got to get this under control. Anything over 600, it’s got to be reviewed by a panel.” All right, cool. Where’s Well, speaking of which, just before the show though, they they locked down the uh the transfer portal window like just like just before they announc Yeah, they announced it’s like January 2nd to the 16th is now the the only uh transfer portal window. So instead of you don’t have to be assigned in that time, you just have to declare within that time, right? Yeah. Like as that’s as far as like being able to like move schools. I think it’s to close the the whole like, oh, there’s like three different portals or three different times you can like transfer out. So, it’s like by Janu by the end of that January portal window, then everybody will be locked into wherever they’re at for the next year. Well, we’re or until they decide they’re going to leave again. We’ve officially saved spring games then because uh if you remember, a lot of coaches were doing away with spring games because there was a transfer portal window right after a lot of them. So teams were like scouting kids through the spring game and then when they realized like I’m not getting time. I’m going to hop in this portal and be done. They were snatched up like that and it was all because they were being scouted. Like all these coaches like you know what we’re just not going to do a spring game. We’re we’re good. We’re good on that. I don’t need I don’t need my coach. I know what we’re doing over here. I don’t need somebody to do that to my kids. So we’re just not going to have a spring game. Like they told on themselves so bad with that. Like you can’t contact the kid until they enter the portal. But they’re like no spring game because we don’t want anybody contacting our kids. You know, not us that do that. We’re not not me. Not me, but other people. I’ve heard about it. So I don’t want that. I like the idea though that they were just bringing him in to just straight try him out or just like, “Oh yeah, kid. Um, you might want to get in that transfer portal. like you might want to get back in that transfer portal. Uh you couldn’t compete with the big boys here in this spring game and so uh your best future is not here. Like wear the jersey for like three months. That’s not even long enough to earn the decal on the helmet. You you still had the flank helmet. Like you didn’t even learn your teammates names in between the J the end of the season in January and getting there after the spring game. You’re like, “All right, guys.” Like, “I’ll see you sometime, I guess.” I’m going to go play for too lane now. Uh, the other fun thing in college football this weekend was uh Bill Bich going super petty. I don’t know if you saw that, but it came out that Bill Bich told uh the UNCC social media teams, “You are not allowed to promote Drew Payne and no promotion of the Patriots. Uh we we will not be doing that. We’re on to Cincinnati.” Like, he was just anti promoting anything New England. Um dude, this is this is a messy breakup with Bill in New England. This is getting bad. What a weird breakup, too. My brother and I were talking about it earlier. Like, can you imagine just two 70-year-old dudes just battling it out for like supremacy on this legacy that at the end of the day, nobody’s really going to give a [ __ ] like at all. Like, everybody’s going to remember Brady and they’ll be like, “Oh yeah, Bellichic was the coach.” Absolutely nobody’s going to remember Bob Craft for a single [ __ ] thing. So why Bellich is letting himself get like played about this? They’re gonna remember they’ll remember him for for massage. Yeah, they’ll remember him for massages, but they they won’t remember him for anything related to this Patriots dynasty. Like how many dynasties or, you know, just long periods of success for teams are you like, “Yeah, I know who owned the team then.” Not a single [ __ ] one of them. Not a single [ __ ] one of them. So if you’re Bellich check, you should just be like I don’t give a [ __ ] Like I got that. Like I don’t give a [ __ ] It’s just it’s whatever. Well, fine. Fine. But I mean like generally like unless you live through it, you don’t remember the families for any of this for or the ownership. Wow. [ __ ] you. The bus family. You’re killing my You’re killing everything. Thanks. And And why do you remember though? Let’s say why do you remember those families specifically though? Because when they’re bad, like you remember the ones that are bad. Like we’ll remember the Brown family. No doubt about that. But you don’t remember the successful ones. You don’t remember the owner. Nobody’s going to be like, “Man, those Howie Roseman le Eagles, he signed those paychecks like nobody’s business.” It’s so true because like I if you would asked me like a couple weeks back, hey, who owns the the Vikings? I’d be like, I I don’t know. No clue. Vikings. If you said to me, who owns the Jets? I’d be like, Woody Johnson. His he had his kids like helping out on draft night. Like, yes. You remember the bad the horrible owners and the disasters. You never remember the successful owners. Like I mean you remember Jara cuz he’s been both, right? Like that’s the the exception to the rule. He gets gets suspend gets fined on a random Tuesday for flipping a bird. Amazing. Absolutely. Hey, did you guys know that Jerry Jones got fined for flipping the bird? Uh, I was I was literally waiting to jump in and and remind you of that. 4 million dollars they got him for. That’s a lot of money though, by the way. Seriously, that’s one expensive ass bird. That’s a lot for a bird. I think that’s that’s excessive for a bird. Very rarely do fines for any of these like athletes owners like make me like pause or think damn that that that’s actually but $250,000 for for a middle finger that’s pretty he had gone double bird would they have hit him with a half a mill like I feel like he got it right if he was like yo f seriously [ __ ] you they were like whoa whoa we had you 250 but that second one 500 Dorian making a great point in the in the point that uh Jarro would probably make himself. Still cheaper than paying Micah. Like absolutely still still cheaper than having to pay play pay to play productive players. Like don’t want to do that. Well, now hold on. I’ll give my money to the old the old white guys before I give it to these black players. That’s for sure. Let’s be honest ourselves though. Like clearly the Packers overpaid for Micah because Jamar Chase has more tackles than him. Dynamite dropping booger. What a sad stat. That’s that’s such a sad stat that and I think they the Bengals had more punts than points uh like up until this past week. Like it’s it’s bad, man. It’s it’s real bad. But Joe Flacco apparently is the the savior. He’s he’s coming to turn it around and keep the ship afloat in Cincinnati until Joe gets back on the field. So, hooray. How bad do you got to be? How how bad do you got to be for a team in in division to just be like, “Yeah, go be free, whatever. You want to play against us another whatever. We don’t care. We’re not worried about it.” How bad do you have to be that a team would be like, “You know what? We’re going to take a a near 50year-old quarterback to come in for just a couple of weeks uh to because you can’t do this. You’re you’re bad at your job. Dude, the stats that I’ve seen on Zack Taylor’s record without Joe Burrow is insane. I think he’s won like four games. And Joe is smart on that. It’s not like Bill Burrow like hasn’t missed a whole lot or you know he’s only missed a couple games here and there. He’s gone a lot. He he missed a lot of playing time. He’s very much made of glass. This is the argument that we’ve made for the longest time though is that he he’s in over his skis. He was never actually a good coach, but Joe Burrow bailed him out of a lot of situations. I feel like everybody but the Browns know it. Without Joe Burrow, Zack Taylor is 430 and1. That’s insane. Unbelievable. Pre-Brow 2 and 14. 2020 was Burrow’s ACL injury. They went 18-1. In 2023, Burrow’s wrist injury. Uh he missed eight games. They were 1-7. And then so far this year, um, oh, it now 0 and three. Um, so much so that Scott just gave up. Scott was so sick of Joe Burrow and Zack Taylor being terrible at his job without Joe Burrow that he just quit. He quit the show midshow. Unbelievable. Hold on. We got We got something for this. Where is it? Moo. There it is. Dynamite drop in Scott. While Scott is trying to get back in here, or maybe not getting back in here, who knows? Let’s talk wise guys. But try to do this one without my audio getting all jacked up here. Um, as it did last week, let’s get into the Wise Guys top 10. If you haven’t seen this before, this is where we give our ratings, the college football, uh, based on what really matters, and that’s what Vegas is. Um, now everything’s not streaming. It’s not sharing. I don’t know what’s happening here. Hold on. We’re going to give this another shot. We We’ll give it a shot. Yeah, I was going to say, pull up the the slides and I’ll That’s why we got to get rid of that one. Now we’re good. There is large guys top 10. So if you don’t know, this is where we realized anybody can rank anything. Anybody can have a ranking system and put that ranking system in place. Uh so we did our own and this is based on Vegas odds to win the national championship. Number 10 this week, Indiana and Texas Tech both sitting there at plus 7500. Number nine, Penn State falls down to number nine at plus 3,000 odds this week after losing to un unwinning never won never definitely lost UCLA who was 0 and4 before this game. Notre Dame goes to number eight this week at plus 2200 odds. Their odds stay the same but they get to move up to number eight. Number seven, Texas A&M and LSU are tied at plus 2,000. number six, Oklahoma, Miss and Texas, all with plus,800 odds to win. And Georgia at number five, plus 900 odds. Uh Scott, good to have you back. We’re getting into the top four of the Wise Guys top 10. Number four, the U is back. Plus 750 odds to win the title. Alabama at number three at plus 700. Oregon number two plus 500. Ohio State number one plus 425 odds to win the title. Um Scott, we’ve got a nonse team in the top four for the first time this season. Not only that, they’re not split with anybody. That’s shocking as well. Like a decent I’m surprised, but I’m sure it’ll be eliminated by the time everything actually counts. They’re a decent uh decent ways away from Georgia who’s in that number five spot. Um, but it is surprising to see the U get this kind of respect. Um, also really helps Notre Dame’s case that their only losses are to uh teams within the top five in the AP ranking uh top 10 in the the Wise Guys poll. Um, you’re right, those got eventually some like some SEC team is going to beat another SEC team this weekend and they’re going to jump over Miami and it’s going to be Ohio State, Oregon, Alabama, and SEC Texas. That’s what’s going to happen. Texas is [ __ ] They’re gonna kick the [ __ ] out of Oklahoma and everybody like Arch hasn’t figured out. Put him back up. Put them back up. They’re 12. They’re 12. They’re just gonna throw them back in because Arch has finally figured it out. I’ve never been more confused about like a uh prodigy uh quarterback just like a Savant quarterback than I have been about Arch Manning. week to week, drive to drive. It’s different stories and and different prognostications for his future. I’m just like, is he good or not? Because I don’t know. Nobody knows. Um and we’re not going to know this here. The expectations were way too high. Like everybody said he was going to come in and win the Heisman after not being able to beat out Quinners last year. Like uh I I thought they they put way too much on him and he wasn’t ever going to live up to it. like unless he was the greatest quarterback we’ve ever seen, he wasn’t gonna live up to the hype coming in. So, I you know, it’s just been even more underwhelming than I thought it was going to be. But at the at the end of the day, he’s making his first starts. Like, I think the kid’s going to be fine. Just got to give him a little time. It is funny though that they think he’s going like NFL. Like, after the season, he’s not going to go NFL, right? He’s staying in college. There’s no There’s no way. I don’t think he can. like he’s looked too inconsistent to even be a college quarterback, let alone NFL. Gerald probably take him number one target. Better than that, Dakota. But he he sells jerseys. Double burn. Jesse said, “Does Arch survive the shootout uninjured?” Um, barely. Barely. You’re going barely. I I would say barely. I’m gonna say minor injury. nothing long term, but at least takes him out of the game. And then Gabe correctly saying CJ Carr is better than Arch. Can’t really doubt that. You can’t deny that at this point of the season. Uh CJ Carr is been very surprising in how well he’s done. I did not have this kind of expectation, especially since there was a quarterback battle at Notre Dame. Like they were like Carr might not even get the start. He might be the second string. U Okay. And then All right, if we’re gonna talk about Notre Dame, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. What was the uh broadcast. It must have been a Monday night. Wasn’t there a broadcast at some point, maybe even college football, where they had a uh just like a coach’s cam where we wondered why anybody would want to watch the coach like the entire time of the game. Like it was just one of the cams. But for Marcus Freeman, just give me the coach’s cam. Like I’ll tune in to every Notre Dame broadcast. Just give me a coach’s cams. Like what’s Marcus Freeman doing? I don’t know like or updates in other games like I watching the NFL like let’s go to the Marcus Freeman cam here on uh NFL Sunday. I I I’m here for that. Like I just I just want to throw that out there instead of live PD. It’s just Marcus Freeman and we just Marcus Freeman the day. I just whatever. Like I just be watching the evening news and like we now go live to the Marcus Freeman cam. Scott, you got a bad from Marcus Freeman. God bless you. Go Irish. I do, dude. I was sitting there the other day just like I like it’s so funny because sometimes I forget and I’m just sitting there. I I was watching and they cut into the Notre Dame game and then they cut to him and I’m like, “That’s right.” Like the only real reason to watch a Notre Dame game these days, guys. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeremiah Love, that’s cute and all, but give me back to Marcus. You sound like my wife. Like Dude, I I I understand. I get it, man. It’s I mean, I’m not even jealous. I’m like, “Yeah, of course.” Yeah, dude. Not at all. But But you sound just like her. This is like every conversation I’ll say something about. I’m like, “Oh, dude. Drive here. This is a big drive. Where’s your It’s one of those that just accepted just h well, you know, if I’m going to lose in life to another guy, it’s fine. I said this is why Greg got fired. He kept trying to splice clips of Freeman in the news. It’d be like It’d be like Fight Club on be like, “Was that a Was that a a frame of Marcus Freeman?” Just just a random frame of Marcus Freeman. What the hell was that? Was Marcus Freeman doing squats? I don’t understand. What is this? I I mean, I just I I get it. I get it. All right. That’s all I’m saying. He’s a He’s a handsome man. He’s a very handsome man with, as Jesse pointed out, just edges, just clean, dude. Like minutes before every game. And there’s no doubt. It’s it’s well he’s giving the pregame speech. You cannot convince me otherwise that he’s not sitting there with him getting lined up as he’s telling the team before they run out and touch the play like a champion today sign. Like he is right then and there. I feel like the sign touches Jim on his way out of the tunnel, though. The sign’s like, I want to play like Freeman today. No doubt. I got this weird image in my head where the sign just is this animated object that you just Oh. Oh. Oh, Marcus, have a good game today. [Music] That’s a good one. I was going to go with this one. Moving on. Yeah, I thought about that one, too, but I I don’t want to take away your boys fun. You guys are clearly having just such a good time talking about Marcus Freeman’s chiseled jaw and just meaty meaty pecs. Dude, nobody said anything about those things. We were talking about his hairline, but thank you for bringing that up. I suppose went deeper with it. Chisel jaw and meaty pecs like whoa, where’d that come from? in wrong. Yeah, he’s he’s not Yeah. No doubt. I mean, it’s like absolutely. I mean, Marx’s chest day routine because the your boy work like that’s it’s impressive what he’s got what he’s got going on underneath thatium shirt. [ __ ] baseball. Here’s the pitch. Oh [ __ ] So warm in there. Did you Did you need another reason to hate Philadelphia and Philadelphia fans? I did not. Never. Ever. Here’s one. Here’s one more for you though, just for just for fun. So, the Phillies announced that for the playoffs, they are having a 999 challenge box where you can purchase at the concession stand nine hot dogs, nine beers, and it comes in this fancy box. And there’s even a scoreboard where you can keep a tally of how many beers and how many hot dogs you had per inning and they put it in this fancy little display and the cups have like the Phillies logo on it. And so I I saw this come across my timeline and I was like that’s kind of a cool idea. I I like that they’re leaning into it. And then I was like, wait a second. They wouldn’t promote drinking nine beers during a game. What? Would they? Like, they wouldn’t really actually promote that. Scott, this whole thing is a shame. Those hot dogs are not fullsize hot dogs. And they mentioned that it this is a petite serving of alcohol, a petite serving of beer. It’s not a full beer. This whole challenge is a complete sham. We’re not getting regularsized dogs or tall boy beers in the Philadelphia 999 challenge. It’s like little wieners and a a snifter of beer. Complete shenanigans going on here. I am disgusted at the people of Philadelphia for trying to pass this off to someone cool on the internet. This for shame. They hit us with nine conies and and little and we got flights Yeah. taster flights of of of the same beer and and and seeing that it’s just like oh they gave me like what’s the equivalent of what two bottles of yingling and and and and some conies like um no thanks Philadelphia this is a losing uh proposition here and I I need to know how much are they charging for this? How much are they charging for this horrible experience? No, I didn’t look that up. No, because I feel feel like that’s the key here. Like Philadelphia not only would try to get away with this, they’d also charge an arm and a leg for it. Like it’s probably like a $30 box. $30, huh? It’s more. God bless America. I hate it here. I hate it here. It’s It’s not that $54.9 It is that bad. Don’t say it’s worse. It’s not Listen, $55 is a decent price to pay for nine hot dogs and Yes. And and regular beers. It is not a good price to pay for nine hot nine conies and cheeseless chililess conies and the equivalent of a jingling and a half. This is this is maybe three hot dogs and a a beer and a half. I don’t think that’s Oh god, those are I didn’t realize how small it was until I saw that can. I I thought it’s like okay look if I’m paying 55 bucks for five stadium beers that’s actually not terrible. No, this is the grower, not a shower challenge, dude. They said it’s quote funsize hot dogs. Oh, come on, boo. Fun size. That’s the way you describe things to kids when you don’t want them to know that you’re ripping them off. This is horrible. For $54, kick rocks, dude. Kick rocks. You know what’s upsetting about this? like, okay, cost aside that it’s you have to eat it and drink it in Philadelphia. Well, no, beyond that, you are going to have people that are able to do this because they’re many hot dogs and swigs of beef. People are going to they’re going to say that they completed the 999 challenge, bragging about doing the 999 challenge, and you were you did not. If you completed this in Philadelphia at Citizens Bank and you bought this abomination of a thing, you did not do the 999 challenge. Somebody mentioned in the Jesse said it best. 333 challenge at best. At best. Yeah. Unbelievable. For $54. Imagine paying $55 for three beers and three hot dogs and thinking it’s a great thing. Oh, I’m going to keep track throughout the game. And and you’re lucky if after the first two uh conies and first two sniffters that any of it’s not just room temperature and just gross. That’s part of the 999 challenge is you got to go back and forth, right? Because you with the 999 challenge, what you don’t realize is you have to get your last beers before the seventh inning stretch. So, it’s you got to time things out, right? Like you got to be able to get there to get those beers before they stop selling them so that you’ve got enough to get through this right here. You if you’re not done by the third inning, you’re a failure. Absolute failure. This is upsetting. Like seriously, I I can’t believe they tried to I mean I can but imagine the people that don’t know about this, right? Because I mean we, you know, we we we h we have a certain fanhood for just random [ __ ] like this. But I I mean like imagine if you’re just a a regular baseball fan, you’re going to the game and you see this and you think, “Oh man, they’ve got this really cool challenge and you’re suckered into paying $55 for it and you’re out here bragging about it like and you think, yeah, and you think they’ve done something.” Tank correct take. You can’t steal 999 valor with this [ __ ] There there is a code that needs to be upheld here. 999 means something. It means you put in the work. Nine hot dogs, nine stadium hot dogs, nine beers at the stadium. Not only is the 999 challenge a badge of honor because you were able to complete it and eat all that and drink all that, it’s also a badge of honor that you were able to afford that. That is to do a 999 challenge. It is not $55 for a a warm-up snack. This is [ __ ] Unacceptable for because in this economy, you’ve got to be in the elite to afford a 99 challenge at an actual game. Like the actual 99 challenge be over $55 and it’s pricing everybody out except for the people that have the the behind the home plate seats. Like that’s it. that Matt Bar did call you out for that because he said, “Imagine paying $54 for three beers and three hot dogs.” So, a regular trip to the concession stand, I guess. But I I guess I shop a little more economically at the uh the concession stands than paying $54 for those those few things. The all you can eat tickets are perfect. Yes, that’s what I’m saying. Like I I will find a way to not pay that much for that little amount of food. It might not be that much less, but golly, man. Like that. You’re you’re How much are you paying for the box then? Like bring that back up. Like how much are you paying for just this box? How much is the box worth in this this 999 challenge? Like most of that 55 is going towards that box, right, dude? And like I said, there’s got they’ve got like a a scoreboard on the front that you can keep track of how many you ate per. You probably have to turn back in those glasses, too. Like there’s they’re like, “Oh yeah, these glasses are included.” Like, “We need you to deposit these back in before you leave the stadium.” I’m I’m going to need those glasses back. As a matter of fact, you’re not allowed to do this at your seat. You have to stay right here. Yeah. Stand and do this. We need to keep them glasses close by. So gross. I hate it. And I hate Philadelphia for doing this. Uh, it’s a Here, I’m going to pull up what the what the front of the box looks like for you because here’s the scoreboard that you can keep track. Beers, hot dogs. Golly, dude. Well, how embarrassing for Philadelphia. This is why they’re going home. It’s right here. This is They sealed their fate with this. Whatever intern came up with this idea because you know it’s somebody young, right? like, “Hey guys, this is not None Challenge. I think it would be a great opportunity for us uh we get debuted in the playoffs.” Hold on though. That intern had a pure of heart. That was a That was a legit Yes. Okay. Figured out. That young kid was like, “Hey, you know what’s big on TikTok is like the 999 challenge. We should do that.” And they were like, “Yes, but how do we scam people out of hot dog and kind of beer?” That’s how it go. I feel like that’s the the American capitalistic way. Yes, that. But how do we screw them? I love your thinking. How do I make money off? What corners can be cut? We’re not giving them fullsize hot dogs. No, no, no. That’s [ __ ] Uh Joe said he’s gonna take me to the uh suite just to see him try the challenge. I’m in. I’m in. Joe, let’s go. I will give I will do the 999 challenge. I’ll do this before the end of the third inning. That’s what I’m saying. This challenge is not the 999 challenge. This is nothing. This is this is a normal trip to the ballpark is what this is. This is a warm-up for the real 999 challenge. Dorian say don’t forget they’re going to ask for a tip as well. Uh absolutely. They’ll turn that little screen around and this is just going to ask you one question here before I’m know what that question is. Don’t act and and I never and I never feel guilty as my fingers move ever so fast to hey, I’m not sitting down. You’re not serving me. Zero. And then I squiggle my name in with my fingertip. I feel no shame. None. Do you do it quick? Do you get to the zero quick and then scribble and go or Oh, no doubt. I mean, like I tap zero before they can even like like they’re done flipping it and my finger’s already on the zero. I’m also signing like simultaneously. Like I want them to know that like look, I appreciate that you’re doing your job and you know, asking for a tip. You may not you may not even want to do it and it’s part of the gig, but also all you did was hand me this [ __ ] you’re not getting [ __ ] Here’s my finger to sign Gregory Squiggly and we’re moving on with life. And I and I don’t think anything about it. Like I don’t go to I don’t walk away thinking a damn you. No. It’s like nope. That’s I You’re not getting tipped for that. I don’t care. I do not care. If they open up the beer, no no no. If that’s a thing, let me open it myself. Just Hey, keep them bad boys cracked. I’m good. I I’ll do it myself. Sorry, sir. We got to open them up here. Well, then I guess I guess you’re not gonna get tipped for cracking open a beer. Sorry. You know what the best is? The Reds have a UDF, like two UDFs inside of the stadium, right? And sometimes the people will be there like at the counter like, “Here, let me help you with that.” And they like scan it for you to try to earn the tip. They’re like, “I scan that for you. You went around here, you walked around, you picked that out of the cooler, you brought it up here, but I scanned it. So, there’s they’re going to ask you a question, but there are times when nobody is available. They’re helping other people and you have to scan it yourself and the question comes up of like adding a tip. I’m like, do I get the tip if I add it? Because I did everything. I walked in here, I grabbed the beer, I scan the beer, I paid for the beer. Do I get the tip if I add a tip? Like, is this a little refund back to your boy or no? because that one’s wild. I get like the people in the concourse stuff cuz a lot of times like groups raising money and they’re trying to, you know, it’s is it a sit down meal you serve me? Then you get no tip. Your tip is zero for doing a job. Even if it’s scanning my beer or using your little using a little bottle opener to crack it open, you get nothing. And it’s nothing against you. Tell the ownership, “Hey, hey, Jar’s got $250,000 to flip off, folks. Tell him to tip you.” All right. Tell Jared to tip you saying old man segment. That’s fine. I can’t afford to be here. I’m not tipping you for a beer opening. I have had to like my problem with tipping is I try to do like the math on it but then the drunker I get throughout the night the more generous I get like I do the math and then I’m like ah throw in a little extra and then I’m putting everything on the card so then it doesn’t all go through right away. So, I have to watch my account for like Oh, that’s the worst days. I’m like, how much did I tip? Because that was a lot of shots I bought and I don’t know how much I threw down at the end of that because I I remember thinking the guy was nice because he told me nice V-neck and I threw a little extra down on him and uh Oh, that’s where I like the the automated buttons where it’s just like all right, here’s the here’s the really cheap bastard with the 10%, here’s 20%. I don’t like I do I do when I get to a point like you’re saying where it’s just like I don’t want to do the math but I don’t want to be I don’t want to be overly generous but I want to be 20%. 20% is acceptable in society. But then you got to worry about oh then there’s the change portion because it’s not a full like I want it to be even when I’m figuring out how much I spend. Okay. So my new thing now is $5 flat on everything. Doesn’t matter what I’ve got at the bar. I’m getting $5 tip. I’m getting you know 42 beers. $5 tip. Like I It is $5 tip every way. I don’t I know at the end Uber rides $5 tip. Five stars, $5. You learned a dollar for every star I’m giving you. Fancy [ __ ] restaurant, $200 bill. $5 tip. It does not matter. We apply it across the board, baby. I’m in. I’m I am in Mike. You You’ve converted me. Some people really make out. Some people not that great. Some people are saying, you know, you know what’s funny though? I I’ve done something like that like similarly where it’s just like I’m just going to do a standard thing and it’s just like some people are going to make out really like like even when you do like cuz I mean a lot of times I’m like h you know tipping I I either I go overboard or I I determine it’s either all or nothing for me on tipping. I either feel like you earn the tip and here you go or I’m hitting zero. And so sometimes like a bartender or somebody is just like, “Oh, you know, got a couple of drinks. I’m hitting the 20%, not thinking anything of it.” It’s like that’s that’s a lot of money compared to like, you know, what you paid. Other people, you know, yeah, you got me five beers, but you had a little bit of attitude or you’re a little slow or I don’t really feel like paying you. And maybe you get a zero. I feel like it’s if if when you go to a place and they’re like, “Oh, well, it’s not really going to me.” It’s like I’m tipping the collective. All of my services will add up to 20% by the end of the year. Some people they’re going to get more. Some people they’re going to get less. Some people they’re just going to [ __ ] hate me because I didn’t tip them at all. But you know what? By the end of the year, I will have tipped 20%. How about that? And this is why increasingly more when I get asked, well, you know, I don’t eat out much to to begin with, but when it’s like, hey, you know, what do you want for dinner? I’m like, I don’t know, man, but I just don’t want to go somewhere where I got a tip, like or where I feel like I got a tip. So, at Currito, if they’re turning that thing around me, yeah, you folded that burrito and whoop, you got a zero. You didn’t do anything other than your job. Good job. That’s how I roll, man. At the bar, are you going Are you tipping by the bill total or how many drinks you got? Because that I feel like that’s a scam. I usually do bill total. See, that’s the scam because you get one beer at some of these bars and it’s like $8. It’s like, “Well, now I’m tipping on $8, but you just grabbed me one drink.” Like, well, okay, but I mean in something like that. Yeah, I guess. But when you’re usually talking like if I’m tipping at a bar and I’m like, “Okay, it’s on getting a tab.” Like, I assume that I at least had them go back two or three times, right? So, you go. But yeah, if it was on one when I do the Oh yeah, I’m just getting this one drinking clothes on my tab. Oh, yeah. No, [ __ ] you. You’re getting like a dollar or two. Like you’re getting you’re you’re getting dipped on that one beer and the it’s probably going to be under 20%. I don’t give a [ __ ] Joe wants to know if there’s an automatic 18%. 18% that’s all you get. Easy easy. Don’t Don’t give you do not give me an option that is lower than what society deems acceptable. I will take it every time. Oh, 18%’s added on. Well, that’s all you’re getting. Absolutely not a single cent more. That’s Hey, that’s standard. It says right there on the menu. I’m just doing what I got to. Okay. So, I feel like a dick sometimes when I don’t add on to the included gratuitity, but there are times when I like there there are times where I won’t add on. But I feel like a dick and I I feel like a dick to actually write the zero and then sign it. Like, so I’ll do the line and then that makes me feel better about Yeah. Yeah. If I feel like it’s a point if I drew the zero, I had a message behind that. If I just micious already included this is, you know, hey, thanks included. But if you put the Z, if you took the time to write the zero, that’s a now [ __ ] you. This you’re penny more. Hey, hey, look, I get Carrie Strug with it when it comes to uh tipping folks. So, whatever mental gymnastics I got to do with that to make me feel like a decent person when I walk out, I’m going to do it. Drawing the line, been there. Drawing the zero, been there. Whatever it is, as long as I’m like, hey, I’m going to sleep good tonight. I do what I got to do. Even if it’s, hey, sometimes I’ve been like, I don’t want to leave a line or a zero. I’ll just pretend like I forgot and just not I I I won’t even sign it. just like it’s a dangerous it’s a dangerous game, but the worst they can do is take out that general gratuitity. Like I’ve never had anybody take out like extra amount. You can’t leave that tip line blank. You have to do something in there because I’ve done it again on again trying to trying to sneak one past the goal like and I’ve gotten hit with zeros or I’ve gotten hit with the the default like this was a 10% thing like whatever like but no I’m saying there’s included gratuitity and you’ve got the line you can’t leave that line blank you oh well yes when they include the line or a zero you have to because otherwise you get some nefarious server who just writes in a little hundred nads a one in front of your total. Bam. Yeah, that’s never happened to me. But also, I would be I mean, it could it could there’s Hey, look, I and I’m devious enough to to come back and be like, uh, I got a handwriting expert here, and I can promise you that I did not write that $100. I will I actually paid this man $1,000 to determine that that’s not my handwriting so that I don’t have to pay you the $100 tip. It’s all about principles at that point, baby. That’s the level of petty I am. Got a loan to get this man. Yes. To prove that those three numbers were not written by me. D thinking about going back to just cash for tips. A dollar per beer, $2 if you’re actually friendly. I think that’s a solid plan. Joe says he usually does the greater of a dollar a drink or 20% whichever one is higher. And then Tank said, “Trying to figure out how to tip for anywhere. Am I supposed to tip on the bill or also I ain’t tipping you above $12 no matter how much food you’re bringing me.” I got a point though because like Door Dash has like their delivery fees and then there’s like you know Door Dash has gotten extra confusing like and I I feel like no matter what I tip none of it’s going to the actual person who brought me my food I will when it comes to I do throw in extra because I feel like Door Dash is stealing tips from the drivers. So I will go heavy. I do I and that’s where that’s where I feel like at the end of the year it all comes out even. And I’m like, “Look, I heavily tip Door Dash. Maybe you should think about working for Door Dash because they got 40%, you’re getting zero. Hey, it ends up 20% by the end of the year, baby. Oh [ __ ] How uh how we feeling about the playoffs, Scott? You are you enjoying yourself so far?” I am. Um, I will say though that I after the super celebration that was the Mets not making it in little bit of a lull cuz you got to wait and it’s like all right then then New York made it past Boston. That was very unfortunate. Uh, but we did have the the the Dodgers and the Phillies met meeting up which meant that one of the teams that I hated was going to be eliminated. Um, so there’s that. Now knowing about this hot dog thing, I feel better about Philadelphia maybe going out first. Like I feel like that’s just the universal karma coming back to kick them for, you know, it they they clinched real early in the month of September. Everybody’s, you know, kind of forgot about him with Dodger to Dodgers. I perfectly fine with Philadelphia losing when they’re going to lose. I think the most interesting part of the whole thing has been the Cubs and Brewers because I feel like nobody gives a crap who wins that series, but they’re the most whoever wins that series is the most dangerous. And like, dude, I’ve doubted the Brewers every every which way across this entire season. And they look legit. I’ve I I haven’t doubted him only because I’ve seen him play so much throughout the year and watched them just kick the Red’s ass all over the place. They’re unreal, man. It’s an unreal team. And Pat Murphy and his raccoon ways pulling out pancakes out of his pockets. Like, there’s something about that team, man. There’s something about that squad that they are just it’s it feels like it’s their year. I mean, it’s it’s six to nothing for the Blue Jays over the Yankees in the third inning. That’s that’s [ __ ] that’s that’s amazing. Like I I I could I could have minor gripes about Detroit not doing their thing, but because we’re see us rise here on the show, I’m I’m all about that. Like see Seattle like these playoffs, every every playoffs are different and I have to assess. It’s like, all right, Braves are out. So what I what do I got to look for? I got to look for all the teams that I don’t want to win knocked out as soon as possible. Like we got to get New York out of there. That looks like that’s going to happen. We’re going to get one of Philadelphia and the Dodgers. That, you know, that that was inevitable. I I mean by the end of the night it could just be the Dodgers, the only team left that I don’t want to win the World Series. I feel like that’s pretty good. I feel like that’s pretty good considering last year was a World Series where I lost no matter what. I will take the chances that the Dodgers might be the only team left standing that I have to root against in in a couple weeks. Do you realize what the roster was in Seattle the last time they won a playoff game at home? Jeez. Uh first of all, do you know when the last time was they won a playoff game? I’m just thinking off the top of my head, it would have had to have been that 95 playoff game with the junior slide in at home against the Yankees. Nope. It was a little bit later than that. It was 2001 was their Okay. And you know why I didn’t think that that team wanted anything is because they blew the doors off and set the record for wins at 116 at the time and then promptly lost in the first round. Yeah, they lost in the ALCS. They beat Oh, was it the ALCS? Okay. Yeah, they beat Cleveland in the division series, but then lost to the Yankees in uh the ALCS and got troused four to one. But dude, this roster, oh my god, Brett, your your boy Brett Boone was on that roster. Dan pitcher. Uh John Olarude playing first base. Nice. Uh Brett Boone at second base. Carlos Geon at shorts stop. David Bell at third base. Al Martin in left field. Mike Cameron in center field. Suz Ichiro Suzuki in right field and Edgar Martinez as your DH. It was such a weird record setting group. I remember that much. And as you rattled off the uh the names there, I’m just like, geez, man. That team won a record amount of games. How did that happen? Jamie Moyer was was like the ace of staff. Freddy Garcia. Holy [ __ ] They had Arthur Rhodess in the No, I was gonna say Arthur Rhodess was the closer. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that was a that was a that was the weirdest great team that I think I’ve ever seen because nothing about the names on the back of the jerseys matched the overall roster, but then the the finish did. You’re just like, “Oh, okay. Yeah, this team not winning at all makes total sense because they didn’t feel like there should be Norm was on that team.” Jeez, man. I guess he uh had one game one. Was he like a middle reliever at that point? Uh yeah, couldn’t have been in the Well, he he was a reliever and closer in Cincinnati. He just Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Uh man, what a squad that was. H the Mariners. It’s so great to see them do good. I I want them to make a run because just just for the How about a Mariners Brewers World Series? America wins. America needs a Mariners Brewers World Series. I feel like that’s the thing. We can all get behind that. It is It is one of those though that like everybody would be like, “Hell yeah, Mariners Brewers. That’s the one I want.” And then ratings would blow. Nobody watch it. Yeah, I know. But but I will say though like I I it was months ago that I mentioned it and you know the Mariner or the uh the Brewers doing as well as they were. I did say like and you know it still has a chance to happen and as good as they’ve been playing like how wild would it be if they finally got their first one the same year that Uker passes. Like I feel like this is one of those like magical type things where you’re just like if it was ever gonna happen. What a bad time for Uker. Like couldn’t couldn’t hang on just a little bit longer. Yeah, I know. Oh, I I think about that too where you’re just like when whenever anything happens like that where they’re like, “Hey, we’re dedicating this to this person and it generally is like somebody who has never seen it cuz like even like Vince Skully, it’s just like all those years he spent like watching the Dodgers be terrible or you know not winning uh post 89 and then you know he passes away before they do it.” It always it is kind of ironic but also really cool like if if they did it the same year that Uker passed and all the things that he meant to that franchise like and this rag tag ass crew like very Ukeresque I guess like seriously like this would be a a team that Uker loved because like who’s the superstar on this team? They don’t really have one. their trash panda of a manager. That’s the superstar on. Yes, seriously. Pat with his pocket pancakes. And pizza. He’s shoving pizza that he stole from people in the hotel. This hotel just put it out there. It’s like, “Hey, move. Free pizza.” Crazy. All right. I want to talk, Scott, because I know this happened today and you were pretty pissed off about it. Um, we’re gonna vamp for another 13 seconds so that neither of us gets hit with the overtime drop. Miller for free. Oh, he backed it in. We’re going to overtime. If you’re If you’re going to take all the fun out of it, I’m going to cheat. I don’t know why that surprises you, though. You shot early. It doesn’t. But I got to tell you, I had just clicked over into media assets and was finding it. And then Mike’s like, “Well, we’re not going to do.” I was like, “All right, fine.” And like as I was resigned to, “All right, we’re going to be noble about this. Here comes Mookie.” Like, the timing was impeccable on that. In in complete transparency, I had tried to set you up like you were talking about the I’m like, “Oh, he’s going to walk right.” I stopped looking I stopped talking and looked at the clock and was like, “Did this [ __ ] set me up?” I thought, bud, you stopped with a minute to go and I was like, “Well, damn. I’m just set up anything else now. Let’s talk basketball.” Boom. Chucka the decision part. Is that like ignition part two? No, there ain’t nothing fresh and hot at the kitchen on this one. I promise you that. If you missed it, LeBron James tweeted out yesterday the biggest decision since the decision. The decision part two, October 7th, 12 o’clock PM Eastern. It’s a picture of what looks like the setup from when he made his announcement that he was taking his talents to South Beach. So, everybody’s wondering, what is this decision? Is he retiring? Is he going to announce that this is his last year? Is he trying to leave LA? What’s going on? Ticket prices spike in Los Angeles because they think this is the retirement tour and everybody wants to see LeBron in his final year. and he’s selling henny. Like that was the decision. The decision was I’m in the conac business now. Um why does this man have to be so corny, Scott? Why? Why? I I hate this for two reasons. One, that tonedeaf enough to not realize that like this was a bad idea to pull again. Like even as a stunt like no nobody said like hey you know maybe you shouldn’t do that like people are going to like he knows the power of his words and his actions like he knew how social media would react and two I’m mad at myself because yesterday when this came out like for a brief moment I thought what if this is just some type of ad like what if this is just some [ __ ] thing that he’s doing and it’s going to be and I would have never in a million years if he were like, hey, like what’s it going to be an ad for? Like what’s it going to be a publicity stunt for? Like I would have thought it would be something more unique, more private. Instead, he went with like the blackest thing that you could do. This man legit came out and was like, I’m And then it was early, too. Like Henny dropped it early. Like the first time first time some like it wasn’t on CP time. How funny is that? Like Henny was ahead of the game. Here’s the the announcements going to be made 12 Pacific time. We got it all lined up to go. Henny was like, “Nah, [ __ ] that. We’ll just announce it an hour early.” 10:37 and guess what? You’re 23 loading. Like what? I was so confused because people were talking about the decision and I was like, “No, no, no. That’s not until 12:00. You guys are you got fake news because there’s no way it’s this early.” And I was like, “Oh my god, they just went out.” But they were like, you know what would have been better? You know what would have been better? If if this was the way he was going to go is if the the announcement that they were bringing back old English was like that was the announcement. Like LeBron had revived the brand was like photo culture. I’m bringing back old English. Like that would have been the move instead. It’s not gone, man. It’s not gone. We got it at my Kroger. Mookie sent me a picture of Old English on the shelf. Yes, sir. This is like the lies we heard about uh pumpkin uh only only making the the warlock version and then only having Maple like the astounding. There was cuz I even said to Muki, “Hey man, because he posted in the Discord his he was going to do a mimosa with beer, but he thought it would be gross.” And I was like, “Too bad you didn’t have Old English. You could have made a brass monkey.” And boom, sends me a picture of Old English at the grocery store. crazy. It’s it it’s wild. But again, I I will say it just it it reeks of like I I want to like LeBron. Like I am not a LeBron hater. I don’t the the animosity with the Jordan thing, whatever. I long ago decided that Jordan was just better and I’m just going to enjoy LeBron for who he is and what he is and how he plays and and just separate the two in my mind. But every time I want to do that, LeBron does things like this where it’s like, dude, you want to be liked so much, but yet you you trip over your own two feet at every every chance you get. Every time it’s like, dude, just be normal. Like normal, please. I I like LeBron. I’m from Northeast Ohio. I watched him play in high school. Like, I I his career in high school. We’re the same age. We graduated the same. Like I I like this dude, but he’s so god. He makes it hard. He’s so He makes it hard, man. Man, like there’s something. He can’t do anything just regular. Like if he had just thrown out like, “Hey, I’m partnering with Henny. Like, I’m doing this.” Like it would have been whatever. He’d have been like, “Oh, that’s cool.” Like I I my the jokes instead would have been like, “Oh, Henny, like LeBron, like of course that’s like a perfect match. Like why not?” I get why he did it, right? And I don’t necessarily blame this all on LeBron. I think Yeah. I was going to say I get more why Hennessy did it. Yeah. This is more druming up stuff for Hennessy. Like this reeks of a marketing firm from Hennessy that was like, “Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re decision.” But at some point, but he has the power to like stop it. I’m not doing that. Like Like, good idea, guys. Yeah, that’s a good idea. And that’s why that like that’s why because it’s like LeBron, you could have stopped this. You have the power to prevent this from happening. You have the power to just be like, “No, here’s what we’re going to do, whatever it may be.” And yet, he’s on board. He, you know, he cosigns this. There’s none of his friends that’s stepping up to be like, “Dude, bad luck. I wouldn’t Where where’s where’s Maverick? Maverick’s off Maverick’s off with with his girl. He’s off with Adele. He don’t care no more. He’s like, “Whatever. [Music] Give it to him.” The voice of God. Give it to him. I give it to my damn self. I was going to say he won’t respect that joke. [Music] But yes, like maybe maybe that’s the case study we need to be doing where I mean, yes, I guess some of the crazy things happened before, but it’s like, has has he really lost his way since Maverick founded Dell? Like maybe they can be a conspiracy theory or something where Maverick’s just like, “Look, I don’t even know LeBron no more.” Like I I I went popular. I I got me somebody famous and I’m out. Like I am over here. I found a bunny from the snow and I don’t mess with this man no more. I I just golly, dude. It it it frustrates me. Like I I really want to like not be irritated with things LeBron does. It’s It’s just corny. And like we the the reason why it worked and I think that’s why I’m so upset about it because it did work. And the reason why everybody was talking about is well we all figured this is something he would do to get eyes on him for his retirement. For retirement made sense that like yes you would be the type of person that would do the decision part two to announce your retirement tour and have this whole show of it and then we all have to watch your tour. Like that is the type of guy that you have shown yourself to be and to then do something like stupid like a a commercial. Hold on. Dorian pointing out that it was Rich Paul with Adele. Rich Paul with Adele. Yeah. To be fair. To be fair, I thought Maverick and Rich were the same person. They all look alike. I’m not even going to lie. They They do. They’re LeBron’s crew. They all look alike. Like I didn’t know. Race card. Welld deserved. I don’t I don’t care. I’m I’m perfectly fine with it. They they all look alike. But whichever one it is is no longer in this corner and should be. Let’s talk some hockey. Uh but hey, as they say in hockey, let’s do that hockey. All right, we’re going to do this one quick cuz I do have one more story after this that we got to God. This I mean it’s fitting that we’re going to hockey. I know all the black players. I don’t know any black players. This got the the season kicks off tonight. This is the first time we get to see the Utah Mammoths in action this season because last year they’re the Utah hockey club. If you remember, they had the whole search for a new mascot and they put out the Yetis. Yeah, I’m call I’m calling them the Yetis. Everybody wanted them to be the Yetis, but there was a trademark battle and they were like, “Are we going to be able to sell merchandise?” No, because Yeti Coolers has the trademark for merchandise and we can’t. They were going to infringe on them and it’s going to be a legal battle. So, they abandoned the Yetis and they went with the Utah Mandates. Sweet logo. They got a sweet logo. But now, yeah, that logo is sweet. they ran into some more legal trouble because apparently there’s a company that sells hockey bags called Mammoth Hockey who is now suing the Utah Mammoths because they were like, “Hey, we own the trademark for Mammoth as it relates to to so like the thing you did with the Yetis and avoided because you didn’t want to deal with that. Now you got to deal with us, the the Mammoth. You We brought this [ __ ] up from a Kickstarter, baby. We’re going to sue the [ __ ] out of you. Yeti Yeti’s got all the lawyers. We got all the time, [ __ ] All right, we’re taking you down. So now’s the idea that these two that this was happening with with Yeti and and all the controversy and them worrying about this and and the mammoths are just sitting there like getting all their ducks in a row. They’re calling up the World Wildlife Foundation. And they’re like, “Yo, hey, we got one coming just like y’all did. Like, we’re not going to wait in the weeds for like 30 years. We’re going to go for it right now, but like what did you need to do to make sure that you clamp down on this?” And the World Wildlife Fund’s like, “Oh, we got you.” I just love the idea of somebody inside of the Utah Hockey Club that was like, “Fuck, we can’t get the Yetis. We can’t get the trademark. God. Uh, just go with the mammoth. Well, should we check the trademark? No. [ __ ] it. We’re deadline. Go. Go. And then they were like, “The mammoths.” And then like this company was like, “Bitches, we got you.” Oh. And it’s what air. So, you know, like they’ve had to have seen it before. Like this isn’t like, “Oh, we sell, you know, pumpkin spice candles uh in New Hampshire.” Oh, well that’s that it’s not like they were the World Wildlife Foundation and that had nothing to do with wrestling and they would just suddenly pop up out of thin air. Like that one again after 30 years was a little bit of a shocker. I was so confused by that. I’m like, wait, I was I was so mad. I was like, wait a minute. Isn’t there some type of like like limit here? Like like after a while like doesn’t it just go away? Like you can’t just sit on this forever and then be like you know what by the way WWF is ours. We know that you’ve been running around using that for your entire existence. We chose now. I’m glad they chose it after I stopped watching though to be fair. They’re like how much are you worth now? Oh okay. Guess what? Boom. Lawyer. We weren’t gonna worry about you when you were this little piss ad company like trying to come. Now, now you’re worth a little something. We We know we’re gonna get paid out. Uh Utah Mammoths. We’ll see if they stay the Mammoths. All right, real quick. We’re going to talk. Wait, well, what’s what’s the backup? Like, what what finished in third? Like if it was Yetis, Mammoths, like what’s the other option? Mormons. Okay. Uh so the the the Utah Soans. I’m in. I’m in the Soers. Yeah. Like come on. Like who’s gonna There’s no way that anybody’s gonna get a copyright on that. The announcer gets on the stadium at the start of the third period. All right, Utah fans. Everybody on your seat. Time to Hogan. We want to shake that rink, everybody. They could be or they could be called the the groomers. Like what was the what was the kid from uh BYU that was getting groomed by his babysitter? Yeah, it wouldn’t be bad. Cooper flag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. He’s not from He’s not Duke. Duke. Yeah, it was Duke. But he was from Utah. He’s a Mormon. Yeah, he’s he’s a Mormon. Like Okay. So, but he’s now he’s NBA. Like did did he bring his like did he take take her to to Dallas? Like that’s I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m googling this. I’m googling this. We must find out. It’s time to soak. [Laughter] When the lights go down and the the the the strobe lights come on. Matt Bara jump from crisscross is definitely the state. Oh flags from Maine. We might have messed that up. It’s not It might not be Cooper Flag. Um, all right. Let’s uh let’s switch gears here real quick. I I want to talk about fighting box. It’s bare knuckle boxing. [Music] So, bare knuckle boxing is still a thing. Conor McGregor is involved in it and promoting it and uh Gabe coming through with the Kyle Kyle Philip. That’s who it was. All right. All right. Uh, so bare knuckle boxing still a thing. Bare knuckle FC. Uh, it it was around for a little bit and then it kind of went quiet. Now Conor McGregor is involved and it’s becoming, you know, big thing again. Uh, but there was a former UFC lightweight challenger Carl Roers Robersonson that fought this weekend and he went a little viral and it’s not because he got knocked out in the second round. It’s because Carl fought with an ankle monitor on uh in in the just with the old ankle monitor hanging in under his sock. That’s that’s that’s a unique look. Apparently, the dude got popped back in 2023 for uh grand theft. He he was part of a group that stole $200,000 worth of jewelry from a home and was found with uh some of the the stuff that was stolen and was arrested and sentenced to house arrest uh monitoring apparently because this isn’t house arrest when you’re in the ring with your ankle monitor on. Um Scott, have you ever seen anything like this? No. And I’m really upset that like he couldn’t reach out to Nike and and get a custom shoe to like make that look a little sleeker. Like it’s it’s just pulling down on that on the the top of the shoe, ruining the structure of the shoe. Come on, Nike. Like do better. This is a this is an advertising uh opportunity and you you completely dropped the ball. I just realized as you said that, Scott, my man has Nike shoes and Reebok socks on. Yikes. You think he’s rocking Adidas shorts and like a No doubt. No doubt. Whatever he could find. Sponsor me. I I I’m clearly responsible. I I I gota I got to check in with my PO right after this match. Like who who wants some? Tag said it’s insane how Connor shows up to those press conferences obviously coked out of his skull. Uh that’s just normal Connor. I think I was just going to say I’m like I don’t even notice anymore. I I don’t remember the last time I saw him not coked up. It’s It’s weird to to see Connor not coked up now. Like that’s just his state of mind now. Uh there you go. Isn’t he running for like president of uh Ireland or something? He he gave up the bid. He there was you have to have a certain number of like people that back you uh and he could not get anyone to back him. So he was like I have decided to step down from the race. And everybody was like well yeah that’s because nobody wanted you here. So, bye. I pulled out of being president of Ireland, too, just in case anybody was just weak. Couldn’t find anybody. I had a couple folks who were willing to back me, but it it was mostly just Hennessy and so I just I pulled out. We got a decision coming later this week. I was talking about beers that we were Oh [ __ ] Uh I was drinking Thirdey Brewing Company’s Get Twisted their German pretzel ale. So delicious, so good. Um, like I said, I think that the only thing that we need to uh achieve here is adding chocolate, making it some type of stout and and doing a chocolate pretzel ale. I think that would just tip the scales immeasurably. But on its own, get Twisted is it’s such an easy drinker, too. Like I enjoy that part. But definitely a dog. I like that one. Uh, I was drinking Southern Tears Maple Warlock. Uh, the sister brother to Pumpkin. U, this maple variant is amazing. I already liked Warlock. Love this. This takes it to a whole new level. Absolute dog. Uh, also not what I was going for. There we go. the official sponsor of Craft Brew Sports tonight, Anjima Funking. Get it while it’s hot. I can’t say anything cuz it’s going to be a race car, so I’m just not going to say anything. That’s why I handled it. We’re good. [Music] Appreciate you, man. That’s good, though. That Maple Warlock is good. I Isn’t it, though, dude? It’s It’s so good. This was a show, man. This was This was a show. We did a show. Uh the cops tangent was gold. I I forgot we talked 10 minutes about cops and live TV in 2025. Uh the voice of God for uh chiming in and pressing words. We appreciate that. Shout out to all of you that tuned in and commented and shared and friendless. Uh you guys are awesome that come up being here every single week. Be sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel. Uh lots of fun stuff planned. I got I got some stuff that I’m cooking up. There’s a little hook thing that I’m looking to unveil on the show here soon. Be sure to follow Craft Bports Tik Tok, Instagram. Uh we’re still on X. We’re in our Facebook. You can join us in the group there or join as Muki would say the discord. 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Mark Sanchez went from “stabbed in a robbery” to facing felony charges in one of the wildest stories we’ve seen in years. Meanwhile, Mac Jones had maybe the strangest NFL weekend ever: from allegedly seeing a dead body to eating 11 bananas during the game, and somehow still getting the win. 🍌
We also dive into the College Sports Commission’s new NIL snitch hotline, Bill Belichick’s next-level pettiness with UNC, the Phillies’ 9-9-9 challenge scam, and the Utah Mammoth’s trademark mess.
Plus:
🏈 Joe Flacco riding to the Bengals’ rescue
⚾ MLB Playoffs chaos and #SeaUsRise
🏒 NHL’s newest team already in legal trouble
🥊 A BKFC fighter stepping into the ring with an ankle monitor
🍻 Old Man Segment of the Week: tipping
🔥 And our Wiseguy’s Poll + beer reviews to wrap it all up
Join us LIVE every Tuesday at 8PM ET for the best mix of sports, chaos, and cold beer.
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00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
00:05:17 Beer Intros
00:10:19 The way the Mark Sanchez story unfolded was absolutely wild
00:18:02 Is Cops still on the air? | We pitch a new version of Cops
00:21:35 Live PD was the Red Zone of Cops
00:23:29 What was the weirdest thing that happened to Mac Jones: seeing a dead body, eating 11 bananas during the game, or actually getting the win?
00:27:07 This NFL season is weird, and nobody knows what is happening each week
00:28:52 The Cardinals completely melted down against the Titans
00:35:26 College Sports Commission launched a snitch line for NIL. What could go wrong?
00:39:57 NCAA locks down the transfer portal
00:42:28 Belichick went super petty and wouldn’t let UNC promote Drake Maye or the Patriots
00:45:36 Jerry Jones got fined for giving the finger
00:47:13 Joe Flacco is coming to save the Bengals
00:50:12 Wiseguy’s Poll – Week 6
00:52:47 Does Arch Manning deserve the hype?
00:54:46 Swooning over Marcus Freeman
00:59:26 The Phillies 9-9-9 challenge box is a complete sham
01:09:29 Old Man Segment of the Week: Tipping
01:21:53 Riding #SeaUsRise and hate watching the MLB Playoffs
01:27:52 Is Bob Uecker going to help the Brewers from beyond the grave?
01:30:57 LeBron’s new decision turned out to just be a Henny commercial
01:39:22 Utah Mammoth avoided a legal battle with Yeti, but need to gear up for another one
01:45:03 BKFC fighter fights with an ankle monitor on
01:48:28 Beer recaps
01:50:02 This was a show
01:50:21 Outro
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