The boys get all hot and bothered over Detroit’s new arena menu 🍔🫦 #SDP #redwings #nhl

The Red Wings have updated their menu at Little Caesars and it looks fantastic. Wow. Fans can look forward to the triple double burger. Look at the [ __ ] cheese on that. I’m here for a good time, not a long time. There’s no chance I’m eating this in my seat. I’m going to eat it at a table and I and I’m going to put the table so that it’s facing the wall so you can’t see the carnal anim animalistic way. You know, in the Lion King when Simba, Timone, and Puba are disgustingly slurping down bugs. That is me with this bowl. I don’t want to eat my seat. No, a million%. I’m not bringing broth to my seat at a sporting of [ __ ] me. Look at that. Holy [ __ ] is making bacon into jam. Oh my god, I really love this. I love You know what? We got to go to Detroit. Low Barbecue. They have a whole barbecue thing. I changed my mind. They’re making the playoffs. Be bakery. Chicken schwarma, too. Daddy, come on. That schwarma. Look, this one. That looks good. What? When do the gates open?

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  11. Golden Knights announced a locals menu. Hotdogs, nachos, hot pretzel, water, soda are $5.50 each. Im going to order all of it and be like the fat kid in Hook when I eventually roll down the aisle.

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