Wtf, first it starts getting cold out, now Tom Brady is sneaking into my garage at night and letting air out of my tires…
October 11, 2025
Wtf, first it starts getting cold out, now Tom Brady is sneaking into my garage at night and letting air out of my tires…
25 comments
He outsourced that
I lol’d.
The deflator obv

Yo he got me too! I’m hearing reports he struck all over the country. Still got that 1k rushing yard speed 🐐
That whole shit still makes me so angry whenever anyone brings it up. I start sputtering about motherfuckers never having lived in cold weather before.
I love how Pats fans are among the world’s finest interpreters of the Ideal Gas Law PV = nRT motherfuckers!!!
Also, how long have you had your Mach E? I test drove one recently and really liked it, but any info from someone who’s had theirs for a bit would be appreciated.
Jokes aside I’m curious about your car. 31 and 32 psi are low enough to trigger low tire pressure? I think mine does at like 27 or 28. And why does the rear driver one not get the low warning but the other tires do?
Literally make this joke every year the first time I go out to low tire pressure. lol That damn Brady hitting everyone’s tires like a reverse Santa.
But that means you’ll crush your opponents, today.
He hates Broncos
Any sign of “the deflator?
Brady wasn’t the one actually letting the air out though, it was the deflator
It’s almost as if cold has something to do with it.
I still make this joke to my wife all the time and bitch about that witch-hunt.
I’m now reflecting on why she hasn’t divorced me yet.
perfect
Uh, I don’t get warnings until it’s -10 or colder. Odd how sensitive that is.
Deflated balls are your problem, I always say
Toooo forced
How you like that E Stang? I have a Chevy Bolt EUV, and I kinda hope someone TBones me so I can get an e stang instead.
Wow, you have a mustang?!?!
No the middle aged ball boy
Those tires being flat won’t make Indianapolis tackle Blount
Sneaky bastard.
Brady made goodell hand him the Super bowl trophy on international tv. That was the best middle finger ever.
25 comments
He outsourced that
I lol’d.
The deflator obv

Yo he got me too! I’m hearing reports he struck all over the country. Still got that 1k rushing yard speed 🐐
That whole shit still makes me so angry whenever anyone brings it up. I start sputtering about motherfuckers never having lived in cold weather before.
I love how Pats fans are among the world’s finest interpreters of the Ideal Gas Law PV = nRT motherfuckers!!!
Also, how long have you had your Mach E? I test drove one recently and really liked it, but any info from someone who’s had theirs for a bit would be appreciated.
Jokes aside I’m curious about your car. 31 and 32 psi are low enough to trigger low tire pressure? I think mine does at like 27 or 28. And why does the rear driver one not get the low warning but the other tires do?
Literally make this joke every year the first time I go out to low tire pressure. lol That damn Brady hitting everyone’s tires like a reverse Santa.
But that means you’ll crush your opponents, today.
He hates Broncos
Any sign of “the deflator?
Brady wasn’t the one actually letting the air out though, it was the deflator
It’s almost as if cold has something to do with it.
I still make this joke to my wife all the time and bitch about that witch-hunt.
I’m now reflecting on why she hasn’t divorced me yet.
perfect
Uh, I don’t get warnings until it’s -10 or colder. Odd how sensitive that is.
Deflated balls are your problem, I always say
Toooo forced
How you like that E Stang? I have a Chevy Bolt EUV, and I kinda hope someone TBones me so I can get an e stang instead.
Wow, you have a mustang?!?!
No the middle aged ball boy
Those tires being flat won’t make Indianapolis tackle Blount
Sneaky bastard.
Brady made goodell hand him the Super bowl trophy on international tv. That was the best middle finger ever.