DNVR Avalanche Watchalong | Colorado Avalanche vs Dallas Stars
What up, chat? How we doing? We ready for a big game watch along? I’m ready for a big game watch along. [Music] Yes, sir. I’m ready to lose my mind a little bit at this game. Not that, you know, I lost my mind plenty in the other games, but it’s a little bit extra against Dallas. You know, the hate is coursing through my hands already. Good. and let the hate throw flow through you. PS, the original trilogy is the best trilogy. Fight me. [Music] Okay, there we go. What up, Seth? How you doing? I mean, Mo dunking them is on the table. I really don’t want it to happen, but it could. Wow. Yeah, I didn’t think they would. Really? You didn’t say what? [Music] These were the last good Colorado themed like before the Colorado flag just became Yeah, it’s just it’s on everything now. Yeah, agree. Agree 100%. Overplayed. Tiff is booing Mo. I got to replace this sticker. Yeah, you got the uh you got the moose sticker on there now. And the three-headed one. Yeah, I know. It’s tough out here. We had my favorite though. I’m keeping them. We had a lot of Mo shirts. It’s tough for us. Yeah, I have two shirts. They’re hard to wear. These are good quality TE’s though. So, like now I just wear it as like undershirt. True. They don’t have to know. Yeah. All right, let’s see some good hockey. Start of games has been a little slow. I know the first period against Utah was much better, but the first five was a little slow for the ABS in that one, too. So, see some energy. [Applause] Just start it right away. Nuke, don’t screw around. Not today. [Music] Think Burns will hit 1,600. I’d probably take him playing next year. He He hasn’t said this is his last year, so maybe. I don’t know that the ABS would run it back with him. Yo yo, you can’t be a dictator if you show up late. Jesus. Oh my god. There is [Music] Yeah, I was sorry. I was at an art show just before I got here. of a fancymancy. Yeah, there’s a big hit from Landy. Love that. [Music] Didn’t even miss the first shot of the game. Must be nice. Must be nice not having a pregame every game. Uh, I don’t know, man. I This has been a very busy day from one thing to the next since the moment I woke up on a Saturday. On a Saturday. It’s my own fault. Trying to be social and whatnot. That is your own fault. The art show was cool, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was uh Gab Ring, Shannon’s partner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she they are uh uh they’ve always drawn, but they haven’t they’re just recently getting into art and they’re already so good. It’s mindb blown. I can’t even imagine what that would be like, right? I can’t even draw stick figures. Well, brother, you can hardly write. I’m saying it’s amazing. I’m saying it’s amazing you made it this far in life. Born just in time for keyboards to handle that for me. Yeah. Could you imagine having had to write in cursive if you’d be a doctor no escape so bad like the second grade my teacher shout out Mrs. Trees if you’re if you’re watching Mrs. trees. Sounds so made up. I believe you. She’s like wearing the long dresses down to her feet. She was like a cartoon character. She made me switch mechanical pencils cuz my to clean it up. Yeah, that was The thing is like my handwriting is horrible and I’m a lefty. Oh yeah. So I just smudge the [ __ ] out of it anyway. Like to be fair, nothing’s designed for you. Yeah. [Music] First time I’m even seeing the abs in the ice tonight, so that’s a good sign. Yeah. No, Dallas has done nothing. The ABs haven’t generated really any danger, but they’ve controlled the puck. It’s 3 minutes in, so let’s not go crazy. But totally. Well, compared to their last two starts, I mean, you love to see Exactly. Exactly. Where’s my chat? Where’s my chat, babies? Can you read that? What’s up, Azure? Good to see you again, dude. Solo dice. I know. I I did not. It’s It’s right in a shadow. Almost twisted my ankle. A kickball game tomorrow. I have to pitch for knee surgery number two was right there. I just can’t get enough. Love me some knee surgery. said, “Nobody ever.” All right, first real stretch here where Dallas has a little possession, but the ABS don’t really give up much. It’s good. Don’t love that turnover from Olivesson, but it’s fine. Don’t want to stand out in a bad way. You made one great pass so far. Rather you be invisible again. Is it a kickball league where you hold the lead here? It’s supposed to be, but no one does. Too competitive. No, too bad. Too Yeah, just really bad at following. What a pass. Oh, Choo Choo. Is tonight the night big dog? Is that J Mike Picton? Good man. [Applause] Another good hardworking shift to get a second chance. No kidding. You keep playing like that. One will go in. [Music] [Music] Landy even got a piece of it. [Applause] I mean, Landy technically had multiple knee surgeries, right? cuz he had the first one that didn’t work and then he had to get the crazy cartilage reconstruction one. Does he have a Do they just scrape it or do they put a plate in? Do you know? Uh they did some experimental like Right. Cuz he’s Yeah, they like topof the line. They like micro fractured a bunch of the cartilage to try and get it to like grow back or whatever. Oh man, that sounds excruciating. Yeah, I can’t imagine it was fun. [Music] Well, Seth, I put the link of the portfolio of the artists that I went to see in the chat in case anyone’s interested in checking them out. Again, they have not been an artist for long, so it’s really cool. Oh, is that a third pass? Yeah, maybe just shoot that, Marty. I don’t think you’re scoring on it, but shoot low pad if you’re looking for the shot pass, maybe. Right. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Little slow there. Lucky. [Music] Yeah, the the altitude blackout region is like nine states now. It’s outrageous. My lord. Why would you want people to watch the game? Yeah. Who who cares about getting your product out there? Grow the sport by making it more exclusive. Oh, you’re okay. It’s a little sketchy though, for sure. Yeah. [Applause] Cameraman. Cameraman. Cameraman. Is it AI? What’s going on? Oh, nice tip. Didn’t quite get on, but love the thought. Dav’s maybe settling for perimeter stuff a little too much early, but it’s early. [Music] I haven’t AJ just asked us what we think the color of Bedar’s suit is. I can’t really tell from here. Looked olive green. Yeah, I was gonna say olive at that initial look. Good job defending the top of your crease there. You let that guy penetrate, but you stopped it. Would [Music] still like a better breakout from Olafson there, but it was safe. A nice stick. That was a good stick. Not going to get enough help. That’s all right. I’ll take that. End up with possession, too. That’s good work. No kidding. [Music] Oh, get in. Oh, little own gold this afternoon would have been tasty. It’s pretty tasty. I got here too late to order something and I got a tier list to maintain. The people need to know first intermission or right now. I guess I was just going to ask if they still come up or if not they will not come check on you. No, you’d have to go down. But I’m a big baby. What? You think this is the playoffs? Well, as I argued, might as well be did good. [Music] Yeah, I it is genuinely easier to get NHL games outside of the States than it is inside the states now. This is It’s what? Genuinely easier to get NHL games outside of the United States. Yeah. Yeah. Wild. Thank you, Keith. We’re I think we’re calling it the den. We’re going with Azure. It’s a great choice. Yeah. Great option. [Music] Shout out Rachel. [Music] Ain’t it cool? You fit like five, six people back here with some monster room, too. It’ll be a vibe. It’ll be a vibe in the playoffs. [Music] What the I don’t know what the camel emoji is for, but yeah, I don’t know. Got to get over the hump. All righty. [Music] On pucks quick again. I I really like it. That effort we were talking about is definitely there for Colorado. [Music] Really hoping he can get it back to the line there. Or so is he off sides. Three days off sides. Yeah. Get out of here. What? No goal. Yeah, cuz they they were offside. It’s fine. We’re all good. Nothing to worry about. Just Just have to exercise some demons real quick. Benty camel. Camel. Okay, I see. Yeah. Blatantly off. Blatantly off. All good. You’re fine. How does that even bounce in? That’s off the ref. Maybe. No. Just like some psycho [ __ ] one of the uh stations. Thank you. It was like not in not on there. What are you? You were 80 ft offside. What do you want? What are you trying to say? Thank you for the dollar, Spence. He didn’t touch the puck in the zone. They didn’t whistle it dead. It’s live play as long as they tag up. I got But they they didn’t they didn’t tag up. They didn’t have a chance to win the net. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen. So, you didn’t tag up fast enough. You got to tag up before it goes in. All right. Puck’s dropped so it doesn’t matter now. But that was wild. Post foul post. So hungry. All right. Keep. Yeah. Now work. Go to work. Got to be moving. Cross to taves or your kale mar. Come on. Uhup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tied up a stick. Too much thinking. Go in the box. It was a great hook. That would have been a wild shot. It was a great hook. It’s true. You got to do something. Like almost corner post. No. No. It’s crossbar. All right. Cute little chip, right? A rolling puck. Yeah. Basically holding the stick at that point. I don’t know. I don’t know. I kind of think that’s not a penalty. Yeah, [Music] it’s late. All right. You are allowed to go one for one on the power play. You don’t have to wait till the third period. Contrary to popular. Yeah. [Music] Against Dallas, you’re also allowed to not give up shorties. Oo, a little drop back up. Boom. Yes. Oh, love that. Love that change of pace. They’re expecting the drop and carry. They say no, sir. Right back up to the blue line. Not Ly’s best shot. Not Ly’s best shot of all time. [Music] Thank you very much, Iron. We appreciate you. [Music] Your wraps here. If you got a wrap might be the bug’s fault. Tiff, did you get food? No. What are you Oh, you haven’t ordered yet. Yeah, I’m stupid. Oh, the studio be or something. Yeah. Are they back yet? Yeah, Jake came up. Okay, I missed them. Oh, thank you guys. You’re the best. You’re welcome. Make sure they tip you, Tiff. They got that buffs money. [Applause] It’s almost like the avalanche. Yeah, it is. It is. That’s kind of sick. Feather tail. Tail. Feather. Tail feathers. [Music] All right. They’re going at least one more rush with unit one. But how much a unit two do we see? [Music] Oh, actually Olifson’s out there. Little mix unit action. Yeah, [Music] like that. He shot it. Shoot it again. to the chest there. Kale, [Music] what up? Cheesy. Yeah, it’s a good shot, too. This shot just playing for the tip, right? Nate just couldn’t find it. Yeah. [Music] So unit two is Nuke Nelson Colton Burns Taves. No Landy Burns. So no taves. Okay. Just cover it. All right. That’s also fun. Eh, not great for Mutu. Maybe Landy just outworks him though. [Music] Yeah, I don’t I do not mind the power play. The first unit had three four shots on net. They had some good chances. Just didn’t finish. [Music] Burn said he had goal for the brave. [Music] Plus 1,000’s pretty good money, but yeah. No, he’s not a he don’t score goals like he used to. All right. Can they keep the pressure on at five on five here? [Music] Whoa. Okay, Parker. Okay, Parker. Relax, buddy. though. I like the thought, but the execution not as much. Hey, careful, boys. You’re up a power play. You don’t need to be taking the interference balls. A terrible pass is a great option, but just way behind. I want to see a little bit of penetration. Too much of settling for that shot right now for Colorado. You hear that, Chad? I heard it. What? Nothing. No, you’re good. Penetration. I’m a child. You’re 8 ft offside. Everybody knows sometimes it takes a lot of good hard work to establish penetration. A lot of lot of foreplay. I mean forchecking. [Music] I Whole lot of that solo dice. Whole lot. [Music] No. Dallas played Thursday. They beat Winnipeg 5-4. [Music] [Music] Guys, that’s some serious [Music] All righty. Hard to be mad at the first 10. You’d love a goal, but the ABS have played well. It’s true. Feels like they’ve been more decisive. Yep. Lot less bobbles of the puck, a lot less wishy-washy. I agree. [Music] Yes, Bailey will be in studio for All Away games. Oh, wow. That was a lot of flashing. Not too late to come down to the bar. That is true. True. Saturday night. Pretty good crowd. Yeah. Fun atmosphere. Good food. [Music] It’s like a baby. They’re all babies just in big bodies. He look like 13 years younger. Straight up. [Music] way man animal is a menace. Are we going to see a replay of it though? That’s the question. High stick. They say it must have just it must just be a penalty then. I’m going to say his suits olive. Yeah, he got up high. That’s I’m I’m I’m on team Olive. I agree. Yeah, 100%. I I I don’t even think camel’s a color. Yeah, it’s I would not call camel a color either. Tan or beige. Sand. Sure. Camels come in multiple colors. That’s the problem. You can’t just have It’s like, oh, that’s a that’s car colored. All right. You would really like to kill this one. It just would not feel good to play at a great 11 minutes and immediately give it up like that. No kidding. Good start so far. Oh, hey, do you guys have like a spare giant hiking backpack by chance? Yeah. Cool. I’m going to need it for Halloween. Perfect. Yeah. No, I I have owned one for seven years. I’ve used it once. Good. It’s real. It’s big. My backpacking bag from the Boy Scouts in second grade. Okay. I was not a boy scout. So, is it like a full-on backpacking backpack, but it’s like mini for a little boy? It like was a grown up. I definitely didn’t go far enough in the process to justify that purchase. Sorry, mom and dad. That’s what I’m worried about. They’re a little They’re a little passive there. Yeah, they play so tight on the slot. It’s worked well fine for them so far, but Dallas is might be too competent for that. You got to be the pressure up high. There you go. It was the end of that shift for that pairing or whatever you want to call it. And Nushkin’s way better at it. Oh, I’m amazed they don’t go across the range. It was a goal if they did. It was there. It was 100% there. Such a bad choice. Good job by Wedi to block it out, though. No kidding. [Music] No, no, no. I’m not getting the boy scout backpack. I’m getting just some random camping backpack. It’s an Osprey. It’s It’s nice. You say that like I’m supposed to know what that is. Knows. I don’t actually know. Chad will know. Uh you go into a Bass Pro shop, there’ll be a lot of that. Got it. which I actually got for I don’t know if it’s still uh still in business cuz it was like an indie type secondhand but very lightly used camping gear store called Feral sounds very Colorado is extremely good job by Wedgie there right next to the bike shop and the micro bridge yeah honestly it’s off Tennyson so you’re exactly Oh my god. Just punch a hole through him, man. Just shoot it through the man’s chest. Wild. All right, win this face off and you’re you’re good kill. [Music] You can do it, McKinnon. You’re going to win a face off against some random winger. Thank you. Okay, good kill. Oh, one kill a piece. Love that it didn’t uh didn’t knock him down, but it ran into him hard. Yeah, that’s the same guy. He’s mad. I would be All right, my bets are one for one so far. There was no score in the first 10. [Applause] So I need the over and Brock Nelson now. Point to goal. Walk in. Walk in. Walk in. Oh, that was Was that Burns draw power play though? Yeah, I AJ and I have been talking about this a little bit the past couple days, but the offensive side of Brent Burns’s game might just not exist anymore. He just walked in right there. I mean, and shot it into the guy obviously trying to block his shot. [Music] Oh, I’m not charging. Whoops. [Music] Why am I not charging? There we go. Still kicking, huh? apparently playing for field. Wow, good for him. Another famous Red Wings fan, Paul McCartney. Really? Is he actually a Wings fan? Did he just wear jersey once? He had it on a guitar. A guitar that he owned. That’s honestly, he’s never told me personally that he’s a Reds fan. Last time we were talking. [Laughter] I’ll check next time. Yeah, texting. He’s a little busy tonight. Woo! [Music] Oh my god. Katie saw this apparently on the way home from the Nar show. It’s a license plate says to and then bumper sticker says last responder. I wonder if they’re like a coroner or something. That would be good if they were a coroner. That’s the kind of job you really need a sense of humor. You got to distance for sure. You got to distance it. All right, power play number two. Make it count. The trust you get to have in Kale Mar. The blue line is outrageous. Just throw it up there. F it. Mar’s up there somewhere. Well, that and I like He had no relief for like 10 seconds. It’s a breakaway if he screws up. Yeah. Oh, and he’s in the right spot. Crazy. Yeah. Easy keep. Come on. Did he just try to go back to the He did. That was a choice. That’s I mean it’s it it works. That’s really cool. But that’s crazy. It’s a whole strategy. Kyle, right in the chest. Fine with the play. The ABS are just shooting it right into Anger’s chest, which to be fair means is square to everything. But yeah, what you expect out of, right? Yeah. I He’s not like the He’s had some, don’t get me wrong, but he’s not the like make every possible save guy. It’s make it hard for them to score guy. Yep. He’s good at it. He do be. He going to make you earn it. [Music] [Applause] Midnight logo is bad, man. This is bad. It’s not great. I don’t love it. Why? Yeah, the Oh, cuz that’s the back of the other X. That’s why. Never mind. Kale’s so good. Oh, good keep, Marty. All right. Pop up. Yep. Yep. All right. You’re set up. your setup now. Find something. I would take a redirect. Oh. Oh, it was so good. He hit the far post. He hit the far post. Oh, that watch. Excuse me. Excuse me. So exciting. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, again, how can you be upset with the power play with those that flurry that they just got? Like, you can’t you just got to score at some point. Imagine having to redirect a puck likeund 190° in order to redirect it towards the net and you go too far. Yep. You do you redirected too well and you hit the far post. Crazy. Just a weird change. Yeah, they don’t have a center. Okay. Just a weird change. [Music] Great pass. That’s never going to work, bro. Yeah, Landy just didn’t control it very well. [Music] Uh, little rodeo. Little rodeo action going on there. I don’t know. Someone’s holding a stick or something. Oh no. Oh no. Josh, a gift from the heavens. Outrageous threeon-one. You missed the net. You don’t deserve it. Josh Mans to take 10 15% off the top right now. God damn it. This is looking like a royal fumble right here. Yeah, you’re scrambling still. Okay, thanks, Dallas. Who can play a worse hockey game for the last four minutes of this first period? My goodness. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Get it across, Marty. Get it across, buddy. You’re right. But I don’t like it. That was like the least exciting highlight. Yeah, there you go. Underneath and off the far. That’s so brutal, man. Anger deser deserves a goal against him. Like live. I thought that was a more wide open net though to be fair. Yeah, he did a good job getting over. It’s a lot of universes where he made that save. Not a lot where it hits the post yet. Here we are. That’s the darkest one. That is a man all alone in front of the avalanche net there. Good D though. Didn’t let him get the pass through. [Music] Uh, too many men. Too many men. Yeah, there’s too many of them out there, huh? Hit a leg. Hit a butt. Yep. The guy was stepping onto the bench. Or are they just calling it the hit something incident? No, there he was playing. He was on the ice surface. [Music] It hits the guy getting into the bench right there. And there might have only been five. Yeah, so just a bad whistle then. A terrible Yeah. Okay, Brock dancing. Dangle, bud. Love it if they found the late man Taves there, but what can you do? That I that was unbelievably bad from Brent Burns. I cannot explain how bad that shift was from him. He did from the red line back. He did every single thing he possibly could have done wrong. And then he’s just he gives up on this play. He doesn’t back check at all. Completely [ __ ] up defending Mo. And then yeah, it’s too late at that point. That was truly like horrible from Brent Burns. Well, that feels unfortunately familiar against a team like Dallas where the ABS give up a goal in the last minute or so. This is a script, man, where one team gets clearly beat all period long just to go into the second with a lead. It’s my least favorite one. Let’s [Music] get it back. Get it back. I wish [Music] [Music] I had this horrible feeling and last time when I had that same feeling, I called it out and it happening. I was like, let’s see if I don’t call it out. Still it happened. Just get it back though. Just get it back. Just crazy. Go stupid. Bouncing puck. Tough. Really tough. Shoot it. Yeah. Uh I mean really mechanically it’s a pretty good period except for one heinous play and it’s early season. It’s about learning stuff about yourself. This is the first time the ABS have trailed. So, let’s figure it out. Let’s see what they’ve got in period 2. We’re going to take our intermission break. We will be back in a bit. [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] Something [Music] [Music] stop. Tell you [Music] how you Something [Music] I feel [Music] you. Yeah. Yeah. [Music] Hey. Hey. Yeah. [Music] Something [Music] [Music] stop. Are you [Music] down? [Music] Something [Music] stop [Music] feel something about it. Are you [Music] down? [Music] Something [Music] stop. [Music] down. [Music] Down. [Music] Something [Music] in me. [Music] Wow. Down. [Music] Something in my stom. Down. Down. [Music] Down. [Music] Something [Music] I am. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] feeling out. I feel [Music] I feel [Music] down. [Music] Down [Music] feeling out. Oh yeah. I feel [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] Something in me. [Music] Don’t feel [Music] Something [Music] in me. I feel [Music] down. [Music] Something [Music] stop. [Music] Down. [Music] Down. [Music] Something about something. [Music] Down. [Music] Down. [Music] Yeah. [Music] [Music] Down. [Music] Hey. Hey. Something stop. [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] Something [Music] stop. Are you [Music] w Something [Music] stop. Are you [Music] down? Something [Music] [Music] back for period 2. Um, in a funny way, I don’t know that there’s a ton to say about that period because the ABS were just the better team in every way except for on the one play that ended up in the back of their net. Like, not that it was perfect. There were other mistakes. Whatever that Josh Manson shift was was bad. Uh, but yeah, the ABS outpossessed Dallas Riker’s outrageous. Oh, I love that guy. Okay. Will Forte in that last Man on Earth show that ran Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember that like a season. This is the difference. Altitude puts on a fake beard. I’m dedicated to the bit. Okay. This thing is natural. You saw Brent Burns coming to this team years ago. You’re ready. [Music] Anyway, the ABS were the better team on everything but the scoreboard in that period. And if they play the same way, they had multiple posts. They’ll if puck go in for them and they play like that, they’re going to win. [Applause] [Music] What? No, he’s not. He’s way too Christian for that. Christians can do curses. Yeah, but he wouldn’t go to a witch doctor. That’s true. Oh, another penalty. No kidding. High stick. I know the last two looked good, but you start to get into you have to score on one of these now. Yeah, no kidding. Especially now. [Music] Little cheer from the bar for the mo penalty. [Music] Yeah, you got him. I mean, what is there to say? He’s even like actively defending his face with that stick. Yeah, McKinnon giving him a little Hey, buddy. Can’t do that. Shut up, you big [ __ ] That one an extra 250,000 buys you. You could have been playing with us, but no. You’re supposed to be the chosen one. All right, starting with Nelson out there. Yeah, this just PP2. Normal PP1. Oh, this is normal. Yeah, they did olison a little bit on that second one, but this is back to normal. Mac, that is insane. That was insane. Why would you even try that? Insane, but contained. I’m fine with it. Decent chance. I do want Nelson to shoot a little bit more. Good play. Good keep. They’re tired now. [Music] Good ideas. Oh, don’t make up for that. I I feel like Keep it. Keep it, Kale. Keep it, Kale. Yeah. Okay. God, that’s such good work. Come on. You deserve it. Why? Why? I don’t even mind the idea, but why is that pass at Kale Mar’s dick? It’s got to be on the ice. [Music] All right, unit two. What you got? Val just too strong. Can’t get around that edge. Nice job, Landy. God damn strong on your stick. You guys got to get it up high here. That was the weirdest unit two shift of all time. They never really had control of it. Score now though. Yeah. [Music] [Music] Entire. [Music] Man, that would be such a good great clips commercial to have Landis Cog like get into a fight with a guy on the ice and like his helmet pops off and he’s like there’s a photographer taking photos and he keeps looking at the photos and everyone Landis Cog’s like like looking at the camera smiling throwing a punch. His hair’s perfect. That would be a good commercial. [Music] probably. Yeah. By a lifetime membership. All right. Fourth line making it work. Oh, [Music] I think the initial thought was going to be [Music] good shift. Oh my goodness. Okay. I mean, abs are getting the pucks. They’re still doing the right things. [Music] Bouncing pucks on them. The skill finally came through. Not that they’ve been top line’s been great for the record. Yeah, no kidding. Just finally went in the back of the net for them. Finally caught Otinger kind of sleeping a little bit. He’s a little little behind the play. Beautiful pass to do it, too. The the double clutch actually works for nature here. Yeah. Getser to overslide and puts it up top. Times it perfectly to him trying to stop too, which he doesn’t get his skate down at all for. So, he’s just just off the post and gone. Yeah, that’s tough. The rare mistake from a real solid guy and they capitalize. Outstanding. Which is crazy you have to make that good of a pass just to make him a little bit fully cross ice. Yeah. Through three defenders. Now change nothing. Keep doing what you’ve been doing for 25 minutes. Look at that little bacon burger. The Forest Burger, baby. I do like the Forest Burger. So, you’ll put it in B tier. It’s You already know where this one’s going. I’ve had this one before. That’s why I ordered it tonight cuz I can’t just have everything in the beach here. Stacking up. Needed to get one on the board. Try the whole brunch. That’s true. There’s a whole brunch menu, too. Oh my god. I don’t think I can. Big one about games in person. Yeah. Yeah. That’s the [ __ ] Yeah. Oh, Rosco dropping a bomb. I Dude, I have loved this game from the Colorado Avalanche. Kick his ass, Ross. Get him, Rosie. Not much of a fight. I don’t think he really caught him with it. I think it was a glancer. You never really catch them, but it except for when they do. Very rare. You watch Andre Speschnikov get one punched. [Music] [Applause] You know what’s funny, Cheesy? I’m doing a tier list on my Twitter. Yeah. Of all the food. [Music] Oh, his his hands caught in his jersey. Then he gets it out and goes wham. Yeah, I don’t think there’s that much there. Yeah. [Music] We get an extra two. [Music] Nope. You could have gave an instigator there to be fair, but I’m not I don’t Ross made the hit. I I’m fine with it. It’s all good. I feel like if the guy that throws the hit’s ready to fight, it’s cuz he knows it’s coming. Yeah. Oh my god. I don’t think it was a penalty. I I get what you’re saying, Legacy. I know there are numbers there, but Colton specifically comes in from the side. Like he specifically makes sure not to hit him into the numbers when he hits him in the back boards there. You trying to kill me, Krypto? They I only get comped one meal at a game. So if they comp the whole menu, I’d give it a shot. I’d at least taste everything. They have to fast for like 3 days. Yeah, I think even then our menu is too big. There’s a lot. There’s a lot. That’s right. [Music] I get it. You can’t just cycle forever, but you got to execute. [Music] Yeah, you I’d think there’s less than 82. You should be good on that front. Fly, boys. Great pass. Oh no, Ley. Bad stick. Ley put Nuke on the top line. That’s an icing. Ah, and then Kale gets a stick for the face. Don’t touch my Kale. He goes like, “Don’t do it. Don’t do it. No, man. He’s cool. He’s cool. Are they going to take him or No, I don’t think so. I mean, if they take him, they’re taking them both, for sure. Let’s see. Yeah, that’s a [ __ ] nice dick, mate. Yeah. What is he bitching about? Just that Kale was like, “Brother, you high stitch me.” All right. I saw this. Gar goes like this and that’s what brings the stick up to his face. I don’t care. He doesn’t like the It makes a difference though. That’s not a penalty if you take a different guy’s stick and direct it in your face. I just I don’t care that it’s not a penalty. I just don’t There’s no way hints can come out of that and be upset with Kale Mar when he even if he doesn’t put it in his face, he puts his stick here like Well, he’s trying to sell it. He goes and Rup’s going, “Come on, man.” Nah, [ __ ] all that. That’s what he’s doing. You don’t understand. I’m telling you what’s happened. [Music] I This is my first beer. Seth, what? No. No, man. I am stone sober. I just giddy. I just like hockey, man. Plus, my cheeks are cherabish, so That’s just how they is. All right, the ABS have dominated the first seven minutes of this period. You know, Dallas is going to punch back at some point. It has not been a competitive game really at five on five other than on the scoreboard. No sir. So, the ads are going to have to find a way to keep the energy. [Music] Okie. Thank you. Okie dokie. Boomer. Hey, very nice, Trevor. Every time I go to a new state, I buy a hat. It’s something that I started doing a couple years back. And I got this one in Oklahoma when I was there for a wedding. Not Kale Mar just defending two guys at once. No problem. Just number eight things. That works. Find some space now. Good keep. Insane. Oh, so close, Kale. So close. Uh, just cuz you asked for it kind of. Seth, you’re looking for the link. That is the portfolio of the artist I was checking out before I came here. Oh, just auto break cuz people are spamming stuff. Um, I can tweet it out instead, but then you’d have to follow me on Twitter. DNVR Moco MOS. [Music] [Music] Tiff, let me know. I can’t put I don’t have authority to post links. You might be able to send it to me. Oh, boy. All right. Send it to Yeah, send it to me. Very cool. [Music] Burger Town. [Music] All righty. [Music] Oh my god, that’s good. Just like the player. Just like the namesake Forceber is going top tier S. Top shelf. Easy S where mama hides the burgers. Oh boy. Thank you, Tiff. Okie dokie. Half a game left. Okay, Boomer. I got I got it. That’s not fair. You know, he can hardly read them. Okay, at least some of the letters. [Music] [Applause] Yeah, abs pretty good. Pretty good at winning hockey games. That for that jacket or Bedar’s outfit looks horrible for the record. Blue on that olive green color is brutal. Oh, that’s brutal, man. It might be one of those things. Looks better in person, but yeah, it’s not it’s not looking great. Also, green against the stars. I don’t know what what are you doing? You do see powder blue a lot with brown. Sure. Earth tones. I think that looks ugly, too, though. I just mean it is like a stylist. Sure. If you asked me to name a style, I couldn’t. So, that is not my strength. He must be an autumn. I don’t see Bey wearing a lot of pastels. Full cross. Yep. Yep. Yep. Big rebounds. Ties, but I mean like you’re not going to see him like Yeah. Good win. Find someone. No. Came out. Came out. Yeah. [Music] I should have clarified. Find someone who’s not Bren Burns, but that’s fine. Oh, yes. No way. That’s too much. You’re doing too much. Just shoot it. Yes, never send him down. That is I I know Brinley scored it, but my goodness, what that work along the boards is from Was it Jack? I think it was Jur. Yeah, that the heads up. He gets challenged a half second before he makes this pass. Just finds a way to find it and he know he knows where to put it, dude. That was Olson. Good. Good. Oh my god. Amazing. Oh, and it just gets in there. It just gets in there. If he honestly just trying to save a better shot going the post and that’s how that scores and he lifts the pad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s fantastic. They don’t ask how though, baby. No sir. First NHL, eh? Yeah. Beautiful. All right. Make it come down to stopping the next power play. Don’t let him have a resurgence here. You know it’s coming back Dallas’s way. Yeah, the push is going to come now. This this period is not going to end. Shots 20 to six. I’ll put it to you that way. Shouldn’t. I mean either way, right? Cuz if you’re the ABS, you got to keep it on the gas. Woo. I tell you what, Bartikov’s going to have a hard time getting into this lineup with those dudes making plays like that. I mean, that is the second Beautiful pass leading to an assist from Olafson in three games. Like, you know, we we were talking about how invisible he was in game one, but it’s that Dumb and Dumber quote. Come out and totally redeem yourself. That’s how I feel right now. Nice work defensively. Just take just keep skating through it. [Music] Yeah. Oh, that’s a trip kill. He knows it, too. Yeah, he knows that was dumb. I’ve read this script, brother. I know. I think there’s only been these two posts this year. I don’t think they have said any in the first two that I could think of. None that come to mind. None that mattered. The opponents have hit a few, but you know what sucks about that? There are no pictures of the vision with them and that Yeah. Yeah. You’ve got no hope. Oh no. If they don’t post it right now, [Music] somebody else better score this. Heat. Heat. I was going to be a greasy dude. You greased up like a pig trying to make my hands silky smooth as Peter Forsber’s. Oh yeah. I want I need an adapton or something. [Music] That’s what I was looking for. I’ll just grab something. Yeah. Just narrate my little journey down the stairs here. All right. Lock in for this PK. You haven’t scored any power play goals. You can’t lose the special teams battle. wiping my mouth. No, you can hear me, chat. But they can’t hear me. I don’t They can’t hear me at all. There we go. A little walk and talk. [Music] They killed Kenny. Oh, it’s it’s on Mar, too. That’s tough. Is it tough? I mean, it is, but like finding ways to shave minutes for that guy is kind of good for him. Like, we were talking about that. I think it was the first game. Yeah. So, that’s the that’s the longest break he’s going to see all season. Oh, good read. Lovely read. If there was a team you wanted your PK to look good against, it’d be Dallas. Like, oh, and it looks very good. [Music] Quick out. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Come on. Make that face off the closest they’re going to get the puck to the net this whole two minutes. That would be all world penalty killing. No kidding. Up and out. Ah, I kind of whiffed on it a little bit. Little bit. Moose is a big tall boy. Plus, you don’t want to roof it. Yeah, that that’s the that’s the bad. Okay. I mean, I That’s more Yeah, Josh Manson saved that buck. Either or. Or he just missed. But and then like I thought I was going to throw up. We’re all like, “Oh, Tiff’s like, I’m dying. You’re a little discombobulated here. Settle down. Great save. Great save. Get off him. What are you doing? You can’t just jump on a goalie. Yeah, keep him down. [ __ ] that guy. No kidding. Must might be the best friend’s going to be able to do here. [ __ ] you, Matt. [Applause] W Josh Manson. I can’t wait to see that replay. Yeah, I would. I would very much like a whistle to see that right now. Not fully out of the woods yet. Here you need to get possession. That’s a trip. [Applause] Okay, you’re fine. What are the ABS still up a penalty or something? So, it’s just not They are. It is 3-2 ABS and penalties. All right, Josh. Whatever that was made up for your silly little adventure in the first period. [Music] [Music] [Music] Oo, I I like it. I like it. I like it. Uh, just didn’t quite connect clean with Taves there. He had a lane for Taves to skate into. [Music] I mean, in those situations, the shot is safe, right? He has to double clutch that puck. He’s not sure how quick the the forward is coming up on him. You’re you with a lead. If you put it in deep from out high, I’m not going to complain. [Music] Safe. Get by him. Oh, right. Beautiful. Boy, a lot of concurrent play here. The shot counter cannot be right. They put like three shots on goal at least. [Music] Oh boy. Is that not goalie interference? Does Is it an a that’s blasting into Wedgewood there? I think it’s in before he gets hit anyway. Yeah, maybe [Music] first just bear hugs the guy. He get shoved in. Yeah. It’s tough. Brent Burns is minus two and directly responsible for pretty much both goals, but what are you going to do? [Music] [Music] All right. Well, the push back came. They didn’t get a ton of shots, but it did feel a little bit too easy for them to get to the easy areas of the ice, man. Yeah. That wide open lane without anyone there. Yeah. can’t happen. I did say the ABS are going to have to outscore some things tonight. So, looks like the nice guy in the Hallmark movie, who the the lady falls in love with after her CEO doesn’t come out, the good old country boy, the dude who doesn’t have a job and is like, but he fixes her tire. Yeah, he’s a good man. You should marry him. He’s too busy baking cookies for orphans. Have a job. I don’t care much for money. [Music] [Music] [Music] Okay. All right. Here’s the part. Dallas just scored. You got to be able to stem it. Don’t let Dallas get a ton of energy and like be the better team for the rest of this period. Just keep doing what you’re doing. How did that happen? [Music] Thank you. Whoa. Very nice, boys. Thank you for the $2, RH. Loving the Oi hat. [Music] It’s a good hat. Big fan. [Music] [Music] Just be Nathan McKinnon. Did not get much of that one. Oh no. [Music] I think I need a little bit more of Ego McKinnon to be honest with you. Yeah. A little bit a little bit more do it yourself. Yeah. You know, sometimes I do wonder what kind of player Nathan McKinnon would have turned into if he wasn’t friends with Sydney Crosby. Just a guy like like Yeah, but I mean they they’re friends. They’re definitely friends. But like Sydney’s game so one of the best player makers to ever play. Super high level. Yeah. Not exactly leaning on McKinnon strengths to try and become that player. I’m not saying that that’s advice he got, but it sure seems like he is making that decision more and more and more the later on in his career he gets versus just trying to turn on the Jets and just be a disgusting physical nasty mechanic. [Music] Like there’s a world where where there’s a alternate universe where instead of Sydney Crosby, it’s like Ovkin’s favorite player and now he just leans hard into being the goal scorer guy. That’s shoots the puck 800 times a season. He’s got a big scar across his nose and everyone in the league hates him. [Music] That’s a terrible universe, right? [Music] Phil Castle, what a what a wonderful thing to have existed in the NHL. Just giving hope to every beer gut guy out there. You can do it, too. You know, there’s a world [Music] like might be proof that you can sell your soul to the devil. Look at that baby face. He was a forward back then. He was sit down. October 2003. What’s that? What were you doing in October 2003? 11. Uh, I don’t know. Probably like playing Halo. Yeah. Was Halo out that early? Yeah, I guess Halo 1 would have been out that early. Yeah. [Music] If not, then playing Super Mario Star Fox. [Music] Baby, careful there, Sammy boy. [Music] I mean, you got twice as many shots. It’s a tie game. It’s uh the best they play all year. Yeah, I agree. Like, Andre’s played well. The ABS have been pretty unfortunate with puck luck. They’ve had multiple posts and not even like, oh, posts, but the goalie had it like went through Ager and hit the posts. Yeah. But you play that way the whole game, you’ll win most of the time. Supposed to [Music] What the I didn’t even see that puck go in. A tip play, I assume. Yeah. Tipped it under his his right arm, I think. Under his blocker. Still never saw the Manson replay. Yeah, we didn’t get to see that. [Music] Or did that go all the way down to five hole? [Music] It’s a perfect tip. It’s a perfect tip. What are you going to do? Oh. Oh, yeah. That’s lovely. That is that is a thing of beauty. That’s unfortunate, but that’s I mean, if if it’s the most Utah thing to just have the the puck luck and the bounces and all those things, it’s the most Dallas thing to just capitalize on 100% of your real opportunities and just never have to actually win the game. You just win it because you I’m not even not even stressed. You got to you got to go get two more goals. So, you got to prove you can beat Jakeer with some consistency. It’s all it is. You weren’t going to give up one every single game this season. So, go score four. [Music] Put it in. [Music] Yeah. All right. You’re going to be down one going into the third. It’s kind of the same story as what you started the second as again. I I do not believe there’s any argument that Dallas has played better in this game, but you’re not winning. So, you got to go get at least one in the third. Hopefully more. We’re going to take our intermission break. We’ll be back in a bit. My mic. My mic. [Music] I don’t know. Going down 3-2. Is that enough for a little Nathan Mad Kenan appearance? I mean, you what you really want is from the second line. Yeah. with that Brinley goal means all three of the other ABS lines have a goal this year. And they came out so hot in the first that second line. It’d be it’d be lovely for them to be able to capitalize on something. You got to finish one. Brock Nelson needs to shoot the puck more. I think he has one shot attempt in this game only. Yeah, he’s had some looks, too. And he’s just not You’re a shooter, Brock. You got to shoot it. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] for just a second. I was telling you something. Ready, [Music] [Music] set, clear. Jersey [Music] makes all these throwbacks and then you like they’re the biggest pieces of [ __ ] ever made. Cheap screen print. RIP. That’s tough. Yeah. Fanatics. Fanatics is maybe the worst sports company. I think I think London’s favorite jersey. Yeah. Better. Yeah. Those are so hit or miss. I have a one from DHGate of this third from the first year they came out. Held up great. Yep. Another one. You wash them one time. It’s It’s over. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t I feel nothing for Dallas in this game. They have 11 shots on goal through two periods. They have not played a good game. The ABS have made mistakes. The puck has gone in for them, but like I don’t mechanically the ABS have been miles better than this team. And hockey is a silly sport. So that just doesn’t matter on the scoreboard sometimes. sometimes. I mean, you can afford, unfortunately, you can afford to play it because you have one of the three outstanding goalies in the league. Yep. And he’s playing like it tonight. I will say Dallas did give up three goals in the third period in their last game. So, just do that again and ABS win. All right. I really need it from the second line, though. I really need something. I would also take it from anywhere, of course, but [Applause] this Dallas team sucks. Go [ __ ] beat him. It’s a nice little makeup for Lucky. A lot of offense has died on his stick in this game. It is 90% Nathan McKinnon just doing crazy [ __ ] to get that to him. But I love that he rubs off that coming into the zone, too. Totally makes some space for himself. And it’s not like interference or anything. That’s a hockey play. You get to try and take your space. just whoops his ass. Just whoops his ass. Destroyed. Hell yeah. This is my net front, boy. Kidding. [Music] That’s the type of goal that goes in on a team when it’s like, you know, you don’t deserve your lead, right? Yeah. Right. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Applause] I did have 4-3 overtime. That was my prediction. About 43, five on five right here. I would much rather take that for my heart. No. No. No kidding. Keep the pressure up, boys. They’re reeling. Oh, good play, though. Uh-oh. One big save, Wedgie. Nope. Good move. That’s tough. I mean, you you can’t Pay just has to get that puck through the first guy. You just can’t leave that. If you’re going to shoot it, you cannot. It’s a breakaway every time if you put it into the first guy. Oh, that sucks so bad. All right. Can’t argue with that one. Dallas definitely deserves that one. Yeah. Of course it is. ABS murderer. Another chance capitalized on for the Stars. Man, it’s wild how consistent they are. Only when it matters in this game. Not that any of them are Wedgie’s fault, but you’ve given up four on 12. You kind of need that breakaways type of save in a game like this. Yeah, you’d love to see it over. Overdid hit. [Music] [Music] That one feels bad cuz now it feels like you got yourself back in it and just immediately got punched in the mouth. It’s the same feeling. The same way it felt like, oh, the Stars didn’t deserve their lead because of that quick goal. Now it feels like the ABS didn’t deserve the comeback. It’s just so deflating, right? Yeah. You got to really have a strong mental game or you just go bananas and you lose your mind and you hit a guy real hard. You get into a fight and do something wild and you kind of got to get lucky a little bit, but [Music] All right, we’re back into the same room. You need your second line. Some of these guys that maybe haven’t played their best tonight cuz you’ve gotten it from the top line. You’ve gotten it from your fourth line. [Music] Do it here as rebounds are there. Andre is looking a little loose with the rebounds at the very least. It’s true. Love to see him lean into that. You’re going to make shots like that. Bouncing off the pads. Get a guy ready. [Music] Oh, he was so didn’t see anything there. [Applause] Uh, I haven’t noticed Slovia super much, which is a good thing for the most part. He’s been pretty solid, I would say, except for the second goal. I have to go back and watch it a couple times to really see what happened there. But he was not helping Netfront. I’ll put it to you that way. [Music] A little toasty. A little toasty up here. It is warm for sure. [Music] [Music] Oh, scary pinch, but it works. Yeah, you can’t. You can’t. No. Okay. Ah, that’s a hook and a half from nature. So, they’re not going to call it, I don’t think. But [Music] really, [Music] okay. I don’t know. The streak goes into like last season. It’s kind of whatever to me, but [Music] I mean, you’re on the same list with a ancient Patrick Kane. Woohoo. [Music] Step up. Oh my god. How about just some stupid bounce goes the ABS way here. Oh, Brent Burns is not that guy, buddy. Little too cute. You’re down a goal. You got to get the puck to the net. That was a disturbingly good shot with how little he was supposed to be able to get on that. Robertson’s pretty good. He is. There’s your save, boys. Write it down. Nobody scores four out of four shots in a row on Wedgewood. [Music] [Applause] [Music] All right, bud. Drop the puck. We’re all waiting on you. Careful, boys. All right. [Music] [Music] Still a good amount of time. It’s not your enemy yet. Dang, that was such a good idea. Had the read just puck didn’t go. Did not go. [Music] [Music] You’re going the wrong way. [Music] There you go. Good job. That’s how you get through the neutral zone. Got Please, someone take this. Thank you. Oh, boy. All right, you got to stop another sure goal, Manson. That was a That was a bit rough. A bit rough. It was tied for a second. Not a long time, but it was tied. [Music] [Music] Ah everybody [Music] [Music] speed. A little speed here. Do it, Mar. No. Yes. No. [Applause] Penalty on Dallas, though. I mean, this is must score power play. You’re 0 for three. You have you have to you have to have it here. I have you I don’t know. You don’t get a much better of a look than that. Kale Mar all alone in front of the net is amazing. And then that rebound jumps through everybody. I’d like to see what happened on the Kelly shot. I don’t Did he just clean miss or did it hit something? It had hit. I mean, there was three Dallas Stars all going like in front of it. So, must have hit something. I mean, are you bleeding? Ky bleeding. The ABS have scored on a third period power play in every game they played so far this season. So, [Music] and you should I love how that’s phrased to sound way more impressive. Yeah. Right. That is two. That is two times. That is two times. But you’ve had a pretty decent looking power play tonight. It’s a big situation. You want to prove you’re not last year’s team with last year’s problems. Now’s the time. Yeah. Off scored twice. Minnesota still lost by three. Sounds like Minnesota. [Music] Love that. Azure do real easy. Which hey, you know, I both respect it and just for your health. Listen to Azure here cuz you guys ride or die with the abs. They’re going up, you’re feeling good. They’re going down, you’re feeling bad. I get that. But they’re right. Game’s not over. A double minor. Yeah. Can you believe it? Okay. So, you have to have to have to score then. Oh, yeah. If you don’t score on on four minutes, just cry. Don’t even pause. All of the good work where I can make an argument that you played better in this game goes away if you don’t score. Shanked it. It was a shank. Yep. Oh, did not did not. I dude Andrew just has Macar’s number, man. I don’t know. I don’t know what it is. He came so far out. I mean, it’s good goalie. Good goalie. Do good goalie saving. One is the minimum for the ABS. Yes. Anything less than what can you say? You deserve to lose. Great start. Cheeky. All the lights are hanging in the bar, too. Yeah. [Music] Too deep, Brock. You’re too deep there. You got to make there. Brock has got to make himself a shooting threat on this power play or you need to take him off of it. Right. What’s he even doing there? [Music] [Music] I like that they’ve moved that buddy. Ah, I know you’re on the power play, but you’re open in the middle of the ice. Just shoot the thing. That quick up to Marty zone entry though is a I do like it. Yeah, I’m a big fan. [Music] All right, second unit. I know you’re not technically the second line, but I’ll count it if you guys score. Blackout games is the NHL’s favorite thing to have their game. They do love them. Nice pass. Going to get Where are you? Where are you, bud? Not a brilliant performance from Taves tonight either. It has not been. Hey Gabe, were you watching scavengers rain before you had that dream? Definitely a fever dream if that’s the case. Second unit needs an entry guy. They’re terrible through the neutral zone. [Music] [Music] Feel like this is Groundhog Day up in Dallas. Yes. I they’ve got a minute 30 to prove they’re not the same [ __ ] team they were and then the rest of the period technically but do it right now on a power play please go. Four on three if you’re quick. [Applause] [Music] Where? Who’s that? Two. Make it work. Then find the back of the net. Yes. Come on. [Applause] We’re in it, boys. We’re in it. On the 29th shot of the game. Coincidence? That was the 30th. I I was on to something. I thought I was on it was really I was like, you can just see like that. Oh my god, guys. Marty Nes is really good. Marvin Nes is real real good at hockey. The back passes go through the burns. Yeah, that was like that was real slick. [Music] Also this guy. No, it was on the second one. It was on the second half of it, but they got one. [Music] You’ve given up so many last minute goals to this team. Maybe you score one back. A minute and 10 left and you get the game winner if you’re the ABS. Dear baby Jesus, [Laughter] please deliver us victory. [Music] Maybe I want to set up the altar. Totally bring that. [Music] Let’s go. Now walking. That was a long time to wait for a pass to the skates. [Music] Nice. Good work. Yeah, I’m worried about that. Oh, good try on the tip. Got that, too. We’re getting a little blended here. You have Nelson with Olison and Landy. So, Nichuskin gets skipped in that rotation. Or did they move Nushkin up to the top line? Maybe. [Music] [Applause] Yes. Oh, [Music] cameraman. Cameraman. Should be there. I wouldn’t believe it either. He’s like, I’m pretty sure it’s in there. took his hands all the way off the camera. Like what the It’s just like Oh, they’re peppering him right now. They got so much energy. There’s some energy. I’d love for them to get a lead before they got to kill another two minutes here. Just don’t take a penalty for Okay, I know. If only it were that easy. Well, I tell you, I don’t know about the first two periods, but it certainly feels like a playoff atmosphere now. No kidding. Get out. All right, you’re fine. You’re fine. It’s so weird cuz it’s definitely been the best game of the season for the far by far the first three. But neither team fans are really all that happy because Dallas has played like ass were losing for most of get in your home. But has it’s almost like the most fun you’re going to have watching this game is to not either. If you’re a neutral fan, you’re loving this. Yeah, this is really cool. I think that’s what everybody said about the series. Yeah, I believe it. I believe it. Yeah, Eli, sometimes I just can’t contain myself. Working on it. That Mac Le connection has been electric a few times. You can’t help but imagine a world they just can’t miss. Lucky he was like a 5% better shooter. Be wild. [Music] This game ain’t getting fighty. It’s too close. Unless the ABS like score three in the next 3 minutes or something. It both teams are going to keep this one clean. Yeah, it really becomes that squeaky bum time of I don’t want to be the guy that messes this all up. Yep. suppose at least regular season over time isn’t quite as excruciating as the postseason going in a postseason game my BPM is 50 beats higher than it is right now like you know what I do like about being here outside of just hanging out with you guys is what sucks about how quickly they do post game interviews. You have to go down. Yeah. You missed the last 5 minutes. The most important part of the game. So like we watched that whole meto thing unfold in the Dallas Stars tunnel on a computer monitor. Brutal. Brutal. Like what’s going on? I think the puck’s there. Oh my gosh. That’s brutal. [Music] Is that Gavin Brinley’s parents or No, that’s that’s McKinnon’s dad, right? I think so. Definitely looks like it could be. [Applause] [Music] Yeah, you’re you’re right. I I saw a little bit. I saw a little bit. I see some I saw some McKinnon. No Bridg. It makes sense if it was Bridley though. Anybody but that [ __ ] Yeah. [Music] I mean, this is on paper this is a dominating game for the Colorado Avalanche. Yeah. They’ve won every facet of the game but the scoreboard. Still still doubling their shots, pushing 40. Still doubling. They’ve won the special teams battle, which is damn impressive. If they’re doing that and this game’s still tied, that’s some Oh god, baby. What are you doing? [Music] All right, you’re good. You’re good. You’re good. [Music] Big M. Just turn the E sideways. Yeah, exactly. You make a little graphic of like, you know, big E or whatever and it just like falls over. [Music] You can call me whatever you want, man. I don’t care. We’ve got to start We got to start coming up with Micahisms. Just start just start dancing. Oh yes. There you go. That’s the first one. Dogs are off, boys. Oh man. Don’t let him go right up the middle now. [Music] Oh, Marty. Marty. Marty. Marty. Marty. Marty. Marty. Marty. No. No. No. No. No. No. You’ve been having such a good game. Squeaky bum. Squeaky bum. Thumbs do be squeaking. [Music] Okay, Leky. Good stuff. Good stuff. It’s too early in the season for me to care about one point. I just want to win, right? It’s more of a moral victory than anything here. like you get into January and you’re really watching the standings and stuff. All right, just get a point, boys. But tonight, nah, go beat these [ __ ] Yeah, that [ __ ] radio from Dallas. I got into it with that. Oh, yeah. Yep. Nice pass. Oh, great save. That’s That’s just a great save. What do you even say? That’s Anger just robbed him. Gets the glove out there. That’s a That’s just a good goalie, man. Tip the cap. Patrick Wild. Yeah. A little flare. There’s a little flare there for sure. [Music] Nah, squeaky bum time is maybe the an alltime sports reference which comes from soccer was the original thing. I I don’t even know the guy’s name that said it, but it it it’s an illusion to the time at the end of a close game where all the fans are at the end of their seats and their butts are like inching closer to the seat squeaking against the seat. So, squeaky bum time. So, it just means clutch time basically. I thought it meant like you’re playing real clean. Your ass is covered. There’s no no [ __ ] no one can sniff out on you. You’re not you’re not taking penalties. That’s what I thought it meant. which I guess is kind of the same. Those are both attributes of do both of those things in squeaky bump time. [Music] Get some wooaw going. Remember to breathe, boys. And and girls, I don’t you you got girls got to breathe, too. I don’t know if if anybody else saw this video, but pigs can breathe through their butt their buttholes. Who? What? Can pigs. Pigs. I did not know that. Can breathe. I mean, that makes sense that they’re like rooting around in the mud and [ __ ] but yeah, there was this girl has like a pet pig in like a kitty pool and it’s just face has been under the water for like 10 minutes and she’s like, I don’t know what to do. And she like looked it up and it’s like, oh, he’s fine. He’s just he’s breathing through his butt. Yeah, breathing through his butthole right now. Good D. [Music] Nothing through the middle. Nothing crazy. And Wedgie’s locked in. He’s not going to give up another one for you unless you you make it easy. Oh, that was a dangerous thought. Great defense by the car. Holy crap. Two really good. The only one saw that. Two really good and and just the best. The only time I’ve learned Oh. What? He’s a freak. Marty just not lifted enough. Test his pee. Did Marty just not lifted enough? It’s freezing time. He got the blocker over, man. I If Marty perfectly roofs it, maybe. But that’s just Jake’s the fastest man alive. Like I don’t know. So good. [Music] clean win. Oh, that would have been whatever. He just doesn’t have it in the bag. But Brent Burns in his 1500th game after he’s been pretty bad hitting that plus. There’d be some poetic for sure. Assist. He does. Yeah, it’s a rebound assist on the on the tying goal to be honest. It’s nice. But like this makes me go cross. I watch one. Yeah, I know. Nice, Mac. Come on. I don’t mind the pull up here. Oh, they’re just they’re playing so good. Hustle, Mac. Hustle back now. All right. Manson was just about to kill him, man. So It’s not in the net. That’s all I care about. Holy. Out of the zone. Get there. Get there. Get there. Oh, three more guys, but Oh, who is this guy right here? I don’t know. Highspeed. Oh boy. Okay. All right. Okay. Backside his backside. I’m not kidding. Okay, I’m gonna put the And he was a fairy. [Music] Good eye, Josh. Wedgewood was on it, but glad he didn’t have to. [Music] He’s filthy, bro. [Music] Wedgewood didn’t cheat at all there. It was nice. easy save. Yep. Beat him. Foul. Oh, I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s tough. That’s tough. At what point is it interference when you’re like taking a guy’s lane away? I don’t think ever. I know, but I can dream. Yeah. [Applause] second line. You still need it from your second line. In the corner. In the corner. Which one was anyone? Did you see it where it went? Please. Where’s the Oh, speaking of Speaking of Dreams, man. Go get it. Keep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Little tip. Little tip. Landy. Again. Again. Come on. Something silly. All right. No, it’s going to go on net. Oh, my my all right. Who do you put out for this face off? Jack Drew. Use your timeout. Maybe. Congratulations on your $2 bet. 5 seconds. Short enough. Pull the goalie. It’s right on the edge, man. You don’t win the face off. It’s spooky. Not a not in a tie game. All right. OT it is. OT it is. Saying if there’s an extra guy right there, but whatever. All right. You should put out Drury and Nushkin with Macar to start. Yeah. And if Drury wins the face off, he just skates off and you put Mac on. I’m here for this. It’s possession so important. Why not? If you can make make Jury take every face off, basically we need to make like a social media real that’s just like in a cheap monkey suit like those commercials. Do you need a faceoff win in the third period? Call Dr. 1800 faceoffs now. Doesn’t quite have 1800 nephew. Oh man. Hi, I’m Jack Drury and I approve this message. [Music] Larry, settle down, buddy. That’s DNBR after dark. It’s an extra subscription. My my camera like did like a whole cam when one of you was talking on our hands. So it just like down here like little foot cam. We should get a dedicated foot cam. Just check in on the dogs. Yeah, exactly. Better cameraman. Our AI OBS bot or the ABS cameraman. It’s harder than it looks. Who Who fails in threeon-ree overtime more, Mo or McKinnon? That is the question. Oh boy. It’s got to be Mo or M. Man’s way too casual out there. [Music] Who’s your If you go McKinnon Machkin, is it Landy Nelson? I don’t know. You’re skipping over Marty then though. Like they’re starting Nelson with McKinnon. Double center. Double center alert. Let’s see if Nelson gets off if they win the faceoff. Lost it. Who’s ready to watch Dallas Circle for three minutes? [Music] Thanks. Lovely. Thank you for that. Um, no. Nelson, buddy, you’re going to be all right cuz Kale Mar’s a freak. But go, go, go. Two on two. Twoon on two. Come on. No kidding. You would think they’d blown a whistle with how something, right? It’s so casual. M will ramp it up or he’ll get his pocket cleaned. Uh this is the no defensive unit for the ABS. So, please score. You can go backwards, Mac. You don’t have to go forwards. Me, when I play Reset. [Music] Reset. You can reset. That’s bad. Bad. Sneak off. Sneak off. Sneak off. Sneak off. Yeah. Okay. You got You got some fresh legs. Stars are going to have to do the same here, too. So, yeah. All right. Olifson is a crazy choice with Leky, which makes sense. [Applause] Just chase him out of the zone. [Music] Getting hounded by KO. Good block. Good block. We’re going to battle now. Dang. Get out. Kale’s going to try to cheat here. Oh, Brett Burns is not the man to support this line. Get cooked, Matt. Get cooked. Possession now. Possession. You don’t have to rush. Yeah, just circle back. This. Yes. Yes. Excellent. Now maybe get off the icebergs. You can leave it again. You can’t leave it for two guys. Or can you? Oh, careful pinch here. Careful pinch. Yeah, you got to you got to retreat. [Music] Yeah, it’s a sick one to be your first NHL game. That’s awesome. That’s that’s crazy. Chase them down. Right. Oh, yeah. This is This is a game you show people for sure. [Applause] Mac, don’t get lost, buddy. All right, that’s fine. You suck, Mro. Oh, man. My eyes are watering. [Music] Not close, Mo. Not close, buddy. Nice win, Jack. Every face off. Every single face off. Did he jump off, too? Yeah, he did. Okay. Company, man. In favor. Uh, Marty, you’ve been good tonight. Now you’re off sides. Yeah. Get him back out there, Jack. Let’s go. Absolutely. Why not? Mac looks a little gassed there. I don’t know. They’re just going Mac. Marty. Is it Mar or Taz? Mac won it. Oh my. Okay. Of course. Of course. Nathan, you want to face off? That’s how we know you cheated. Marty’s odds of winning a faceoff have to be close to zero here. [Music] 50/50. Either he does or he doesn’t. I don’t know if I’d call it a win, but it worked. It’ll get credit as a win in the stats. Yes, it will. [Music] Go get it. That a boy. Kale. Oh, broken stick. Broken stick. Broken stick. Come on. Out of your mind. What a save. That’s That’s a crazy save. I’m so sick of this guy. It’s not for Jakeer. This game is eight to four. Like [Music] changes, please help. [Music] Yeah, it’s uh there’s going to be some tired leg awkward [ __ ] happening. Okay, that’s icing. Icing icing. They wave it off. I mean, might be better. Abs don’t have to take a face off this way. True. All right. Damn. Yeah, that was tried to go hero puck with it. Yeah. Whatever you got left in the tank, Nate. Great play to bond. All right, shoot out we go. McKinnon Nous Landy Nelson Machkin. [Music] He’s not historically great at shooting. He is not. No. Yeah, definitely. After all that, the deserve to win a meter abs gets the shootout swings heavily in Andrew’s favor. At least we have Wedgie in and not Blackwood. Oh yeah, cuz Blackwood is just not it in the shootout. That’s tough. Literally switch out. Just switch. Yeah, she put in a cold wedgewood. Good luck, bud. Go fresh on. It’s funny. When I was a kid, there’s nothing I thought was cooler than shootouts. More exciting. I hate them. I hate them so much. Now I’m just like, “So, we’re going to decide the hockey game without playing hockey?” Yep. Yep. Arkansas. I’m all about it. You get paid millions of dollars. You can finish the hockey game. Yeah. Our schedule the games are like I don’t win the game in regulation, bums. Let’s bring back the tie. Al or that. Neither of you want to finish the game. You tied. I’m fine with it in the regular season. Robertson first. Stop the first one. It’s all I ever ask from your goalie is stop the first one. Give me a shot. Yep. Tough. Didn’t even do much. Just kind of beat you. Yeah, it’s a it’s a lovely lovely little shot. Olives in first. Okay, let’s see what you got, kid. Why not? Never had anything there. [Music] Don’t think he’ll be going first in the ABS next shootout. [Music] It’s like me and like NHL06 trying to figure out how to do it for the first time. Under didn’t bite at all, kid. You gota you got to sell a little more than that here. It’s going to be real hard if you don’t stop this one. He did. [Applause] [Music] Who’s shooter number two, McKinnon or Nous? I’m assuming those are your two. You think okay guys maybe I maybe they saw something in preeason like they did a little shootout competition and liked it. I don’t know. It’s hard to say. Yes. [Applause] A little bit. We needed a little bit of the X player. a little shoot out. Shoot out some little bit. Just is there a read? He didn’t bite on Olison’s backhand side either. Maybe go backhand on here. Oh, [ __ ] you, Mo. Duchaane. So glad this is not him. Yeah, wildly booed in this arena. That’s that’s both both scored right there. You just pull the trigger on glove side or uh glove glove side wedgewood. It looks like Yeah. It just doesn’t move. Yeah. [Music] I don’t have any faith in Nathan McKinnon in this situation, but I would love to be wrong. Pissful or nasty? Do something crazy, bud. [Music] Yeah, that’s typical Nathan McKinnon shootout move. He just tries too much [ __ ] All right, ABS take their first loss of the season. They do get a point. We have a postgame coming up for you. We will see you over there 10 15 minutes. We appreciate y’all and we’ll talk to you in a minute. [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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