Haven’t seen anyone at the Hertz counter yet, so I’ll hold my breath
I hope it’s me, I could use the paycheck. I promise to do my best, guys!
Derrick Henry
All I can say is bullshit.
nothing it’s a parody account
Is that a reliable source or just some guy that got a text
Parody account, profile picture is Mac Jones. Nothing to see here.
Serious tag while reposting a parody account is very funny
Derrick Henry
BREAKING: The Philadelphia Eagles are trading AJ Brown to the New England Patriots in exchange for Vederian Lowe and a seventh-round pick, per Adam Schefter.
Incoming practice squad wr that no one has ever heard of
Ooh I just got a text, too!
Oh it’s my wife asking me to pick up soy milk on the way home.
Are we doing announcements for announcements now?
The Gronk clone has finished growing in the basement of Gillette
And who the fuck is Daniel judgeaport and why would anyone be texting him
Lil’Jordan Humphrey
Danny J is full of shit, that my guess
I went into madden, changed AJ Brown’s position to punter, traded a late round pick for him, then changed his position back to WR. It’ll show up on the transaction wire soon
Trying to get his Twitter retweets up?
I knew it, we’re getting Micah Parsons!!
Drake Maye goes to SF. Patriots get Mac Jones and 150 first round picks.
Doug Mirabelli?
Not this shit again.
I’m still waiting for Zolak’s big scoop from last year to be revealed.
Who the fuck is Daniel Judgeaport?
They won’t do anything for at least two weeks. Trust me
There’s hot singles in my area that want to meet ME?
Where’s that guy that caught Diggs on the plane??
Just got a text…
All I can say is WOW 👀
My wife of 15 years is filing for divorce.
Stay tuned.
#NEPats #TradeDeadline
Brady’s coming out of retirement to replace Gibson at RB, in his ever-elusive chase for 2000 career rushing yards.
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Haven’t seen anyone at the Hertz counter yet, so I’ll hold my breath
I hope it’s me, I could use the paycheck. I promise to do my best, guys!
Derrick Henry
All I can say is bullshit.
nothing it’s a parody account
Is that a reliable source or just some guy that got a text
Parody account, profile picture is Mac Jones. Nothing to see here.
Serious tag while reposting a parody account is very funny
Derrick Henry
BREAKING: The Philadelphia Eagles are trading AJ Brown to the New England Patriots in exchange for Vederian Lowe and a seventh-round pick, per Adam Schefter.
Incoming practice squad wr that no one has ever heard of
Ooh I just got a text, too!
Oh it’s my wife asking me to pick up soy milk on the way home.
Are we doing announcements for announcements now?
The Gronk clone has finished growing in the basement of Gillette
And who the fuck is Daniel judgeaport and why would anyone be texting him
Lil’Jordan Humphrey
Danny J is full of shit, that my guess
I went into madden, changed AJ Brown’s position to punter, traded a late round pick for him, then changed his position back to WR. It’ll show up on the transaction wire soon
Trying to get his Twitter retweets up?
I knew it, we’re getting Micah Parsons!!
Drake Maye goes to SF. Patriots get Mac Jones and 150 first round picks.
Doug Mirabelli?
Not this shit again.
I’m still waiting for Zolak’s big scoop from last year to be revealed.
Who the fuck is Daniel Judgeaport?
They won’t do anything for at least two weeks. Trust me
There’s hot singles in my area that want to meet ME?
Where’s that guy that caught Diggs on the plane??
Just got a text…
All I can say is WOW 👀
My wife of 15 years is filing for divorce.
Stay tuned.
#NEPats #TradeDeadline
Brady’s coming out of retirement to replace Gibson at RB, in his ever-elusive chase for 2000 career rushing yards.