Whoever wrote this headline has never smelled what hockey smells like
October 17, 2025
Whoever wrote this headline has never smelled what hockey smells like
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My pads always smelled like wet Fritos
The hockey locker room smell is like the smell of a dead body. You never forget it.
Whoever green lit the whole “smells like hockey” campaign is an idiot. Terrible tag line and hockey smells like ass. Current Kings hockey smells even worse.
Nothing like a hot loaf of feet mildew
Or the car you drove all your pads around in.
LOL. Well that’s one way to never get my visit.
I think they meant, and would have been better, “smells like a fresh sheet of ice.” Something like that would be better. But there are no smells in a rink I can think of that would make me hungry.
Well, it’s a bakery. Bakeries have yeast. Hockey locker rooms smell like a yeast infection. It all makes sense to me.
(I actually have no idea what a yeast infection smells like but it can’t be good).
They’ve never smelt my bauer gloves.
Our merch sucks, our unis suck, our team sucks, our front office sucks, our coaches suck, our PR team sucks. Everything about the team I’ve loved since the Andy Murray years sucks now. Fire everyone and set fire to everything.
When my girlfriend drove me home after my hockey games, I’d have to sit in the back seat with the windows down.
If it smells like Kings hockey right now , it stinks .
Lately at crypto.com arena hockey smells like shit
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My pads always smelled like wet Fritos
The hockey locker room smell is like the smell of a dead body. You never forget it.
Whoever green lit the whole “smells like hockey” campaign is an idiot. Terrible tag line and hockey smells like ass. Current Kings hockey smells even worse.
Nothing like a hot loaf of feet mildew
Or the car you drove all your pads around in.
LOL. Well that’s one way to never get my visit.
I think they meant, and would have been better, “smells like a fresh sheet of ice.” Something like that would be better. But there are no smells in a rink I can think of that would make me hungry.
Well, it’s a bakery. Bakeries have yeast. Hockey locker rooms smell like a yeast infection. It all makes sense to me.
(I actually have no idea what a yeast infection smells like but it can’t be good).
They’ve never smelt my bauer gloves.
Our merch sucks, our unis suck, our team sucks, our front office sucks, our coaches suck, our PR team sucks. Everything about the team I’ve loved since the Andy Murray years sucks now. Fire everyone and set fire to everything.
When my girlfriend drove me home after my hockey games, I’d have to sit in the back seat with the windows down.
If it smells like Kings hockey right now , it stinks .
Lately at crypto.com arena hockey smells like shit
I can smell this headline.
https://i.redd.it/0rbj9wc4rqvf1.gif