Shohei Ohtani Cancels The Brewers

Shohei Ohtani Cancels The Brewers

Previously on Dodgers Brewers, a Soundcloud rapper shuts the Brewers down. They rally in the ninth just to get teased. Dodgers win game one. Up next, the Pilates instructor who teases Milwaukee immediately this time rather than the ninth inning. It ends the same. Dodgers go up two nothing heading back home for the Oscar award winner now to strike out a ton of guys. Dodgers rally for two in the sixth and that’s it. Brewers go through the first three games of the series with just one run in each game. And all of a sudden, the team they Michael Jordan in the regular season, going 6-0 against the Dodgers this year, 8-0 dating back to last year, well, that team is now up 3-0 on you, just one win away from going back to the World Series. So, thank you for being here, subscribed or not, and if you have joined the 49% elite humans, consider hitting that button if you like the videos. As at this point in the series with the Dodgers just one win away from winning it, there was no clear MVP. Obviously, Blake Snell dominated. And what makes it even better with him is not only is he a Soundcloud rapper, but a journeyman pitcher, a hard worker for his side job who’s bounced around from team to team each year. He’s been on like four different teams. Dodgers gave him a chance this year, and he’s been awesome. Dominated game one. Yoshino Yamamoto, the Pilates instructor, who didn’t even live in America till he was 25. Dodgers still gave him their trust. He’s been awesome and arguably had an even better outing than Snell. Then you got another guy the Tampa Bay Rays gave up on. Like the other guys, the Dodgers bravely gave him a shot. Really? So, he had another reason to be in Hollywood in case he wasn’t getting any other movie roles. Very generous of them. And he’s been great and was awesome in game three, but those are all individual performances, not an MVP for a whole series. Offensively, nobody really stood out on their own. I mean, gay stripper Kik Hernandez, who the Dodgers wanted to help give another job, so he’s not just tied down to that industry. He got two hits in each of the first two games. The other Hernandez hit a home run. Pro Bowler Mookie Betts made Derek Jeter look like a wimp with this play. Again, all cool stuff, but nobody individually was dominating this series. And maybe that was partly what could give the Brewers some hope. Like, hey, this is a good team we’re facing. They’ve beaten us three times in a row now, but they’re not running away with these games like you would think. I mean, even Show Otani, you know, the guy from Fortnite, he wasn’t standing out at all. The narrative the whole playoffs for him so far has been how much he struggled at the plate, but he was taking the mound for game four. So, okay, he’s not doing much offensively, but at the very least, he can maybe dominate on the mound and follow up the first three awesome outings. Maybe there can be a co- MVP. Maybe give it to the whole rotation. So, out goes Daddy, I mean mom, I mean show to the mound and he walks the first hitter of the game. The classic, let’s lead them on like they’re about to score some runs and finally break through just so we can laugh at them even harder when they don’t. Jackson Cheerio, triple digits, high outside corner. Good luck, babe. Next up, Pete Davidson. And how about triple digits? Low and away. Sit down. That’s two. And then he just makes William Contrus look like an Fouls away the first pitch, then swinging a miss. Swinging a miss. Three straight strikes, three straight outs, three straight strikeouts. Show now has to sprint off the field because, oh yeah, he’s got a hit, which he hasn’t been doing much of so far. Remember? Well, check this voodoo out. One year ago to this date, Shoani took Jose Canana deep during the NLCS when Kantana was a Met. Same exact day, October 17th. Well, new uniform, new ballpark, same Turns out this is exactly what the answer was all along for Show to get going again. He rips a slerve out of Canana’s hand almost out of Dodgers Stadium. So, he strikes out the side in the first inning, grabs a bat, and goes deep again. Off the same pitcher from 365 days ago who thought putting on a new uniform would fix anything. Yeah, join all the men and women who think putting on a new ring will fix everything. At least divorce lawyers love you. Pooky bet I mean pro bowler Mookie bets follows this up with a base hit. Then the coolest Will Smith in Hollywood slaps a ball to center. Two batters later, Tommy Titties knocks one up the middle. Two to nothing Dodgers. Tioscar Hernandez grounds home another. Three to nothing Dodgers go to the third inning. Show walks Blake Perkins to lead off the inning just cuz you know when you get to a certain point in life where everyone around you is normal, like inferior to you, you got to do things to shake it up, make it fun. Show Otani is coming from an anime world where there’s like monsters and superpowers and I don’t know. I’ve never watched anime. I probably should though. Feel free to leave any recommendations if you want. But like Joey is a cartoon character amongst normal peasants. So he walks Perkins to then strike out Joey Ortiz and make Perkins look really stupid on this Jake Bowers fly ball. Kik throws it back like he does on the pole, but instead to first base to double him up. Next inning, again, got to keep things interesting. So he allows Troyo to hit a leadoff double in the fourth. Like, okay, get your cute little double. Leich can move you over to third. Now watch this. William Contreras goes down chasing another sweeper. Then Jake Bowers, nope. Four shutout innings, six strikeouts, and a home run. So we’re all glazing what show is doing. And I mean putting the whole damn thing in. Monica Lewinsky, Mia Khalifa, Elton John can’t hold a candle to what I was doing. I mean, I can’t speak for y’all, but like you know, I was. But before I can even fully appreciate it, Showi’s like, “Uh, I’m not finished.” Chad Patrick in the game for the Brewers and Shows him to get his ass back to the Bikini Bottom. He hits the freaking piss out of this baseball. I mean, Chris Brown couldn’t hit a woman harder if he tried. Remember when Show’s first inning home run almost left Dodger Stadium? Well, this one does. 469 ft. Nice. And the reactions to this home run were freaking legendary. Ken aka Freddy Freeman acting like he just saw Barbie get decapitated. Miguel Rojos looks like he just saw someone actually get executed in front of him. Go to the bullpen. I don’t know who this guy is, but this is amazing. And then meanwhile, Alex Vessia just having the time of his life. The upcam on this was cool, too. Seeing it up close like that, just another angle of how he got to this baseball. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Editor, come on. Why? Why are you showing that? Whoa. Anyway, show goes back out on the mound and strikes out two more guys. That’s eight strikeouts, five shutout innings, and two home runs. Make that 10 strikeouts and six shutout innings. I mean, what is going on? How why are we allowed to exist in the same universe as this guy? How are we worthy of being in his presence? I kind of feel like ashamed. Well, it’s still four nothing Dodgers. First couple guys get on against Show to start the seventh. So, in comes the bullpen and Alex Vesia does his job with the best chance the Brewers have had really all night. A pop up and a ground ball right to Muki Bats kills the threat. And just when you’re appreciating show ending his night with six shutout innings, 10 strikeouts, and two home runs, he goes, “Oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do?” Oh, did he Otani? Oh, Tony has done it again. His third home run. Dohi Otani, the stuff of legend. An all-time game for an all-time player. Three homers. He makes it five to nothing. Getting that seed dumped all over his face for the third time going many rounds tonight. Mic Johnson is loving it. He knows all about going many rounds. Show is doing just that except you know the AIDS part. The Dodgers pitching really just trolled the Brewers this entire series. They got the first two men on in the seventh, didn’t score. They get the first two men on in the eighth, finally score one, but they had to because they needed to complete the trend of getting exactly one run every game. Roki Sasaki comes in, gets the final three outs. Andy Pahes just threw this ball up in the stands like it wasn’t the penant clinching baseball. The Dodgers celebrated going back to the World Series like they had just won a regular season game against, I don’t know, the Rockies or something. What? And by the way, me. And that’s how it’s been for the Dodgers for a long time now. It’s not just now. I remember when they beat the Brewers the first time in the NLCS 7 years ago. Clayton Kershaw got the final strike out to end it and he didn’t jump up and down or show that much excitement. It was kind of like, “All right, we got the job done. On to the next one.” So, it’s been that way for a while now. The Dodgers just have an expectation of getting as far as humanly possible, which hello, when you win basically 12 division titles in a row and make it to the World Series every other year. Yeah, I feel like you should have a more reserved celebration. That makes sense. You save it until the ultimate one. Brewers manager Pat Murphy’s got to be thrilled. I mean, one of the biggest Dodger fans, constantly hyping them up every day this series was going on, how much better their players were compared to how shitty his own players were. I mean, it’s obvious what he was doing, painting his boys as David v. Goliath, which they kind of were. It’s especially easy to say that in hindsight, but this is also a team that, again, I feel like this can’t be emphasized enough. Went 6 and0 against the Dodgers this year. I mean, the Brewers are out here going all out after beating the Cubs, flying the L flag and everything, getting ready to face a team they completely swept during the regular season. everything’s going well just to get swept themselves when it mattered most to that same team they swept earlier in the regular season. Man, does baseball humble you quick. Pat Murphy did also say at the end of the press conference before game four, I’ll see you tomorrow. Yeah, that’s rough. Hey, look, great season overall for the Brewers. Really, I know a lot of people are going to use this as a way to justify why baseball is unfair because they got swept, but I’m just going to reject that take. We were one nonflinch from Bryce Terang or a bloop hit away from the Brewers winning game one which changes the whole trajectory of this series. Game three was only a three to one game and one of those runs came from Aburebe forgetting that you don’t you can’t just like throw a ball at your first base coach. I mean this team literally went 6 and0 against the Dodgers during the regular season. That matters. I’m not going to buy that the outcome of this series was inevitable. just ended up going the way it did because the Dodgers simply played better when it mattered most compared to during the regular season. And not only did Show have an insane game, but he fixed a problem that the Dodgers had through the first three games that there was no clear-cut MVP of this series. So, he decided, “All right, I guess I’ll just have the greatest game in world history and win the award myself.” And for the people saying the Dodgers are ruining baseball, take it away, Dave. I’ll tell you, before this season started, they said the Dodgers are ruining baseball. Let’s get four more wins and really ruin baseball. Let’s go. Let me know your thoughts and thank you for watching. Love you. Fly.

Shohei Ohtani Cancels The Brewers

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