NOTHING is going right for the Sharks

and Will Smith mouthing off to his dad. That guy said he’d give up one of the kids. And he’s got he’s got again he’s got a GM who says just give me a name. Just give me I I’ve been I’ve been waiting to give up another kid. Okay, let’s do this weekend in Sharks because uh the Sharks had themselves quite an eventful weekend. They are uh they’re off to a very very bad start. They have only two points this season. Only one team worse than them. Who is it? I don’t know who is it. Who’s worse than the Sharks? Yes. They also have two points but in more games played. I’ll give you a hint. They won their first game. Pittsburgh Penguins via a comeback that Oh no. Penguins are Penguins are wrong. Calgary Flames. Calgary Flames. Calgary Flames only team worse than the San Jose Sharks. And boy do the Calgary Flames absolutely stink, baby. They only have two guys with half a point per game this season, which in their defense, they only had three guys with half a point per game last season. That team just does not score. Yeah. No, they don’t score. I’m at the point with the Flames, I know that we’re doing Sharks here. I’m like getting very close to free Nazim Cadri. I I I’ve been there, but I also like don’t want to take good players away from the Flames. Like are we are we calling them a total loss at this point? Um, more or less. I’m getting there. Like, it’s so horrible to say like last year’s looking like the fluke. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, like Dustin Wolf carried them, but like they missed the playoffs. I know. Yeah. I mean, but we do have to mention, I did not realize this. I believe it’s 16 straight losses dating back to last season for the San Jose Sharks. Is that right? I believe so. 15 or 16. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11. They finished last season on an 11ame losing streak. Damn. And have lost their first five this season, correct? Wow. So they are on a 16game losing streak. Okay, let’s do the A lot happened though with the Sharks and we must talk about them. So let’s do Sean, if you could throw it up this weekend in Sharks. Oh boy. It doesn’t bode well. What’s up there? It does not. If you Sean, Pete, could you fill the folks who are listening on audio what they’re seeing? There’s an image of Sharky. There’s an image of Ryan Worovski. And then Sean, who’s that? Uh, it’s the the infamous Christy Gnome. Christy Gnome. Yeah, I’ve seen her on YouTube ads. We might do Oh, yes, you have. I think that if if the nation didn’t uh get your employment, I think that Christy would have loved it. I bet. Yeah, she would have. Okay. Um, you don’t want Christy Gnome popping up on your hockey things, so that’s why we have to do this weekend in Sharks. Let’s start it off with uh they were shut out Saturday against the Pittsburgh Penguins. They had a season high 12 high danger chances, but they could not score on Tristan Jarry. That’s tough. Not great. Not great. Not amazing. What’s that? Said wampwamp wampwamp. Okay. Uh during the first intermission of this game, this message was shown on the video board. It says, “SJ Sharks fans love ice. Get them, boys.” That’s not good. Here’s a news report from ABC7 in Los Angeles. The San Jose Sharks are apologizing for an offensive message praising Ice that was displayed on the arena’s scoreboard. This incident happened during last weekend’s game against the Pittsburgh Penguins. Fans booed as the board showed a message saying, quote, “SJ Sharks fans love ice. Get them, boys.” Now it’s really it’s sharky dancing on there that makes it so Pete’s having a ball with the ice thing. Let’s uh let’s get into this actual tears in your It’s so funny. I mean, it’s Sharky dancing ice message. That’s like on paper when you just see a screenshot of it. Nothing funny about it at all. But then you watch the video and Sharky is just having himself a ball. Sharky’s like getting down just at the idea of of innocent people’s lives being ruined. The the the optics of it were Yeah. In fairness in fairness to the San Jose Sharks. Oh, I don’t I don’t blame the Sharks necessarily. Yes, it’s that was a very effective Trojan horse. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Of course. Honestly, it’s it’s nice that like they as you’ll get to acknowledged it, I guess, cuz Yeah. I definitely don’t think the Shrikes did anything wrong. Now, there is cur Let’s clip that. Uh there is curious timing around this because Sean uh Saturday was Los Turon night. Oh no. What is that? Did you not know this detail? I did not know this. What is that? Hit it, Sean. Hispanic Heritage Night. Oh no. It was Hispanic Heritage Night at SAP Center and they accidentally published a pro ICE message. Folks, you can’t make this up. That is so [ __ ] bad. It’s so bad. It’s so bad. And you know, last year we had the the the LA Kings thing where they were doing Armenian Heritage Night, which is near and dear to my heart and I love it, but they accidentally gave away a scarf that was made in Turkey. And this is very tough because I know that people are going to default to going where the NHL went with pride jerseys, which was because there’s been one or two bad moments, we’re going to do away with this thing that personally, and I think a lot of us agree is a really good thing. Like the the Dodgers, you know, the Dodgers official beer brand is a Japanese beer. I [ __ ] love that. That’s awesome because they’re like, “Our fans are Japanese. We’re a [ __ ] Japanese team now.” Like I like go where you’re going. And for the Sharks to celebrate their Hispanic fans is so wonderful. I don’t want moments like this to make teams or moments like the Kings last year with Armenian Heritage Night to say, “Better not do this because people are finding ways to [ __ ] this up. Just try extra hard to not [ __ ] it up. And if you do [ __ ] it up, yeah, we’re going to laugh about it, but keep having Hispanic Heritage Night. Just don’t put up pro ice messages. I think I feel like teams need to stop doing the like, hey, you can submit things to be shown at the game. It’s that you are playing with fire. I mean, that’s my thought when they have like the scan this code and you can use your phone as a camera to get I’m like it is the fact that we haven’t seen a naked person or at least like double fingers to like the fact that we haven’t seen that yet is crazy to me. It is uh something like this was bound to happen. All right, let’s keep it going. The Sharks apologized. Very important. During the first intermission, offensively worded message which had been uh externally submitted was inadvertently displayed. Thank you for apologizing. You do feel bad for the Sharks in this moment because as you said, Pete, there is no easier word to Trojan horse into a hockey video board than ice. So, you got tricked, but obviously we don’t think that you did that on purpose. More we’re sorry and sad for you Sharks. You should get an apology from the monster who did this. Honestly, so Pete apologized. The person who should be apologizing here is Sharky for dancing next to making light of that message. And quite frankly, some white boy dancing. Not a very Hispanic Heritage Night celebratory dance. Really, really gross stuff. Now, let’s get back to hockey if you want because after the game, Ryan Warovski, the head coach, said he would give up one of his kids for a win. What? That way, he couldn’t have said that. He said it and he swore. Sean, it sucks. Keep telling myself there’s got to be a reason why this keeps happening in a sense. Um, you know, I’d give up one of my child children for a win. So, it’s frustrated. I’m sorry for swearing. I just we’re were very very frustrated and we’re going to keep working at it. Uh Ryan Warsovski, do not apologize for swearing. Say apologize to your children for saying that you would give one of them up. Yeah, that’s pretty tough. Uh now I crunched some numbers. The San Jose Sharks on the subject of children have 10 players on their roster 23 years old or younger. That’s a real stat. There’s 10 guys who are little boys on that team. So if Ryan Warsovski would give up a child, a young person for a win, he might work for the right team because famously the Sharks love to give up kids. People forget Mike Greer traded 25-year-old Fabian Zetterland at the trade deadline last year because at 25 years old he was too old. And that is this weekend in the San Jose Sharks. I mean, if we’re if we’re throwing out like kids who they might want to give away, got to point out Will Smith. Will Smith being a bit of a little bad boy. Yeah, Will Smith was like, I guess Ryan Warsovki said that Will Smith needed to do more. Will Smith was asked like, “Hey, what do you think more means from your coach?” And he was like, “I don’t really care. I’m just not really thinking about it too much. I’m trying to play my game.” So, if we’re starting with kids you want to give away, maybe start with that one. I mean, that’s all I’m saying. You got to see when you see what the EMTT Finnies of the world are doing. What even some of the guys who have aged out geysers like 23-year-old Josh Don he of 51 games played last year who does not qualify for Calder famously. When you see what those guys are doing and Will Smith mouthing off to his dad, that guy said he’d give up one of the kids and he’s got he’s got again he’s got a GM who says just give me a name. Just give me I I’ve been I’ve been waiting to give up another kid. Famously, I got the I got the Senators on speed dial. Famous. Is that better or worse than Mike Vrabel saying that he would chop off his dick to win a Super Bowl? Um I mean no one dies if you give up a kid. Because like when he says I give up a kid, I’m assuming he is just saying like trade them to the senators. I just I mean nobody dies if you chop off your dick. I actually don’t know the math on that. I would assume that to assume that if you don’t do anything about it. Haven’t you seen the end of Hustle 2? Yeah. I mean, you can’t I don’t can’t chop off any part of your body and not address it. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to have proper medical care. Yeah. But I mean, you can definitely lose it and then be fine. Chat, stop photoshopping Will Smith in a Vegas Golden Knight uniform. Relax, please. God. Uh that was uh I will say though like the Sharks right now are a little bit concerning cuz not only are they losing every game. I don’t think that that’s the problem. I think that they’ve kind of forecasted that. It’s more that the vibes in San Jose are not good and and like I think that maybe cutting out the the ice references would help uh at some point. But I just feel like last year we looked at the Sharks being like they’re a bad team, but they’re having fun. doesn’t seem like it’s so much fun these days. Yeah. And it’s also like kind of tough by comparison when like the Ducks are taking a step forward. The uh the Blackhawks other team had were bad team bad vibes. Now they’re like having fun. They’re winning some games. I did not see this coming. I thought this would be a uh another like fun bad year for San Jose. They’d be like, “Oh, whatever. Who cares?” No. Vibes are pretty pretty low right now. Sean, could you throw up the final slide of this weekend in Sharks? Because what did I say when they did this? I said just be I said be careful because not that Fabian Setterland is a franchise changer, but like you really got to be careful with how long you want to be like awful because last year might have been their and I know they’ve had a lot of bad years, but like last year was definitely their freebie. Like, right, laugh, screw around, have Cody CC be your best player. Like, do all the like we’re on board, but don’t commit to being that bad every year because like if you decide that you’re going for it and you’re turning it on, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re going to hit right away. Like, so you could be like you could have three purposeful bad years and then be like, “Okay, now we go.” and then still have three more like accidental bad years and you’ve wasted six years on some of these young guys’ careers. I was a for a long time I was a kind of disinterested student and I was like oh I don’t get very good grades because I don’t try and then I was like okay I’m going to start trying. It took me like a month or two to figure out how to like and like fill out homework and do [ __ ] like that. It’s not. It is not like the teams that are bad aren’t bad because they’ve just decided, oh, we’re not trying. Like you’re now doing what other teams are like 3, four years into trying to figure out. Teams that are granted they have less talented players, but like those teams, the Red Wings of the world, the Senators of the world, like they’ve been trying to take the next step for like a hundred years. Now that I think about it is like is San Jose the only team in the league that is like that you can look at and be like they are purposefully trying to tank. Uh no. I mean going into the year I thought that the uh the Penguins were purposefully trying to tank. And I would recommend very soon that the Calgary Flames purposely try to tank but I don’t know if they will. Yeah. The Penguins thing is confusing to me because like I absolutely believe that they’re selling and I guess like for a lack of a better term tanking, but like I think they want to get out of this as soon as possible because like they want to they want to like have some good Sydney Crosby years before he retires. Yeah. But like San Jose is only going in one direction.

It was always going to be another challenging season for the San Jose Sharks, but the start to the 2025-26 season has been more of a disaster than anyone expected. From losing games, to jumbotron nightmares, to questionable quotes from Ryan Warsofsky…it’s a big mess in San Jose right now. Let’s recap & discuss.

0:00 Intro
3:18 ICE Jumbotron Debacle
8:09 Ryan Warsofsky quote
11:24 Bad vibes

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4 comments

  2. Wish I could include the gif of Tim Robinson trying to look cool and roll the fedora down his arm here, because that's exactly the vibe of the Sharks so far.

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