You, a diehard Bengals fan, wakeup from a 15-year coma today and someone immediately shows you this picture. What do you think is happening? [THOUGHT EXERCISE]
October 23, 2025
You, a diehard Bengals fan, wakeup from a 15-year coma today and someone immediately shows you this picture. What do you think is happening? [THOUGHT EXERCISE]
16 comments
This might be the least surprising thing to someone waking up from a 15 year coma.
We wear all white now?
Bengals must have moved to Baltimore one night in a Mayflower moving van and Rogers pulled a Farve.
Camera quality has gone downhill.
Aaron rodgers is being a douche
Think that im od’ing on fentanyl
Probably that I’m still in a coma because that outcome would never make sense to me 15 years ago.
“Damn, Aaron Rodgers must’ve won so many Super Bowls that the Packers couldn’t pay him anymore.”
Too all the youngin’s, this would be the equivalent to waking up from a coma and seeing Patrick Mahomes the QB for the Bengals.
I’d be all like hey…
The Bengals moved to Baltimore in the middle of the night.
Bad Photoshop
“Ronald Reagan? The Actor?”
“Who is that all white uniform team?”
I am thinking:
1. Flacco is there to backup an injured QB
2. I would assume that Rodgers would be around because he backed up Farve for a while.
3. Rodgers is probably in Pittsburgh because the loved ones of Rapistburger victims finally caught up to him.
I’ve played so many Madden franchises that something like this is expected to me
16 comments
This might be the least surprising thing to someone waking up from a 15 year coma.
We wear all white now?
Bengals must have moved to Baltimore one night in a Mayflower moving van and Rogers pulled a Farve.
Camera quality has gone downhill.
Aaron rodgers is being a douche
Think that im od’ing on fentanyl
Probably that I’m still in a coma because that outcome would never make sense to me 15 years ago.
“Damn, Aaron Rodgers must’ve won so many Super Bowls that the Packers couldn’t pay him anymore.”
Too all the youngin’s, this would be the equivalent to waking up from a coma and seeing Patrick Mahomes the QB for the Bengals.
I’d be all like hey…
The Bengals moved to Baltimore in the middle of the night.
Bad Photoshop
“Ronald Reagan? The Actor?”
“Who is that all white uniform team?”
I am thinking:
1. Flacco is there to backup an injured QB
2. I would assume that Rodgers would be around because he backed up Farve for a while.
3. Rodgers is probably in Pittsburgh because the loved ones of Rapistburger victims finally caught up to him.
I’ve played so many Madden franchises that something like this is expected to me