That ball was gone the second it left his hand. I’m shocked this game turned out this way.
Holy fucking shit
7-run inning with 1 out?
Yea, this is team of destiny shit.
Good news: Vlady can’t hurt the Dodgers much anymore!!!
Bad news: Everything else!
I just shit my pants
#HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW DODGERS FANS! AHAHAHAHA!
^I ^am ^not ^ok


Clayton Kershaw coming out to pitch down 7 in the 8th
first ever pinch hit grand slam in the world series
#I AM FUCKING ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW
Banged that shit
I’m gonna cum
That solves the bases loaded problem
Blue Jays: I didn’t hear no bell

OH GOD IT’S FUCKING EVERYWHERE
IT’S ALL OVER MY MONITOR
America’s team
“I don’t want to be afraid of Ernie Clement and Addison Barger”
-A Dodgers fan in a thread a few days ago.
Just how good are the Seattle Mariners?

AND THEY SAID WE’D GET SWEPT

This is going to end up being a classic World Series, isn’t it
Guys I think Ohtani’s gonna need slightly more than 3 home runs this time around
If Barger has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Barger has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Barger has only one fan then that is me. If Barger has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Barger, then I am against the world.
Blue Jays just fucking hit man they just fucking hit.
Even our bullpen wasn’t THAT bad, dear lord.
Edit: I guess I should have worded better, I was curious as to how the dodgers bullpen would look like against Toronto. Not a great look so far.
I feel somehow better about the Mariners now
Today, I feel Canadian
This is some real team of destiny shit.
And in baseball news, after a disastrous World Series opener, the Dodgers are already planning on signing every player in the MLB to their 2026 roster to guarantee a World Series victory.
The score was 2-0 Dodgers
I picked my daughter up from my in laws and drove 20 minutes home
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OHHHH CANADA MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND
Can’t do anything but laugh…

That ball was gone the second it left his hand. I’m shocked this game turned out this way.
Holy fucking shit
7-run inning with 1 out?
Yea, this is team of destiny shit.
Good news: Vlady can’t hurt the Dodgers much anymore!!!
Bad news: Everything else!
I just shit my pants
#HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW DODGERS FANS! AHAHAHAHA!
^I ^am ^not ^ok


Clayton Kershaw coming out to pitch down 7 in the 8th
first ever pinch hit grand slam in the world series
#I AM FUCKING ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW
Banged that shit
I’m gonna cum
That solves the bases loaded problem
Blue Jays: I didn’t hear no bell

OH GOD IT’S FUCKING EVERYWHERE
IT’S ALL OVER MY MONITOR
America’s team
“I don’t want to be afraid of Ernie Clement and Addison Barger”
-A Dodgers fan in a thread a few days ago.
Just how good are the Seattle Mariners?

AND THEY SAID WE’D GET SWEPT

This is going to end up being a classic World Series, isn’t it
Guys I think Ohtani’s gonna need slightly more than 3 home runs this time around
If Barger has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Barger has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Barger has only one fan then that is me. If Barger has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Barger, then I am against the world.
Blue Jays just fucking hit man they just fucking hit.
Even our bullpen wasn’t THAT bad, dear lord.
Edit: I guess I should have worded better, I was curious as to how the dodgers bullpen would look like against Toronto. Not a great look so far.
I feel somehow better about the Mariners now
Today, I feel Canadian
This is some real team of destiny shit.
And in baseball news, after a disastrous World Series opener, the Dodgers are already planning on signing every player in the MLB to their 2026 roster to guarantee a World Series victory.
The score was 2-0 Dodgers
I picked my daughter up from my in laws and drove 20 minutes home
It’s now 9-2 Jays
What the fuck?
Barger is a gorilla with a baseball bat.
Holy shit.