Pulled this at Tim Hortons- any suggestions on what to do with it?
October 26, 2025
Pulled this at Tim Hortons- any suggestions on what to do with it?
34 comments
Scrape the frost off the windshield
Post it for sale for a silly price
Firestarter
Shredder, burn it, something along these lines
There’s a toilet there, yes?
You can put it next to their terrible sandwiches. 🤣
Coffee is good!
Sell it to an Edmonton fan and make some money
fart on it
Put it next to your plates and bowls, cuz that isn’t going anywhere near a cup
Burn it down 🔥

Bring it to your next flames game and put it in the urinal
Sell it, use the money to buy an other box
Burning obviously?
Legit question. Are Tim Hortons cards actually worth anything in the collectable market?
From my experience, hockey cards in general are not worth as much as baseball, football and basketball. The collectable world also seems to favour Upperdeck brand over everything else.
Do what I did when I got an Oilers sticker in a pack. Stuck it to the bottom of my trash can where it belongs, with all the other garbage juice
The first piece of Your McJesus shrine.

I will let you pay me $5 to take it off your hands.
Who is it /s

Make a Trump AI video shittng on it.
Sorry, I know that was uncalled for
Donate it to the Children’s Hospital
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His best years are behind him. We could all see the trajectory. That card is meant for your bike spokes.
Have you tried doing voodoo with it?
Put it in your bike spokes, it sounds cool!
Flush it
Give it to a young oilers fan is the move.
Right in the bin
Use it as toilet paper
Get a close pin and put it on your bike!!!
Squirt Ketchup all over it
Fart on it
Have a sacrificial ritual where you surround it in ketchup packets and repeat every word verbatim of the finals temper tantrum. As is tradition.
34 comments
Scrape the frost off the windshield
Post it for sale for a silly price
Firestarter
Shredder, burn it, something along these lines
There’s a toilet there, yes?
You can put it next to their terrible sandwiches. 🤣
Coffee is good!
Sell it to an Edmonton fan and make some money
fart on it
Put it next to your plates and bowls, cuz that isn’t going anywhere near a cup
Burn it down 🔥

Bring it to your next flames game and put it in the urinal
Sell it, use the money to buy an other box
Burning obviously?
Legit question. Are Tim Hortons cards actually worth anything in the collectable market?
From my experience, hockey cards in general are not worth as much as baseball, football and basketball. The collectable world also seems to favour Upperdeck brand over everything else.
Do what I did when I got an Oilers sticker in a pack. Stuck it to the bottom of my trash can where it belongs, with all the other garbage juice
The first piece of Your McJesus shrine.

I will let you pay me $5 to take it off your hands.
Who is it /s

Make a Trump AI video shittng on it.
Sorry, I know that was uncalled for
Donate it to the Children’s Hospital
[removed]
His best years are behind him. We could all see the trajectory. That card is meant for your bike spokes.
Have you tried doing voodoo with it?
Put it in your bike spokes, it sounds cool!
Flush it
Give it to a young oilers fan is the move.
Right in the bin
Use it as toilet paper
Get a close pin and put it on your bike!!!
Squirt Ketchup all over it
Fart on it
Have a sacrificial ritual where you surround it in ketchup packets and repeat every word verbatim of the finals temper tantrum. As is tradition.
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