Patriots vs. Browns Live Streaming Scoreboard, Play-By-Play, Analysis, Highlights | NFL Week 8

[Music] Hey, [Music] hey, [Music] hey, hey. [Music] [Music] Hey, [Music] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. [Music] Ladies and gentlemen, we are live back at it again. Another Sunday is upon us. Week eight of the NFL season. And the Patriots, they have what I’m calling probably their biggest test of the season so far going up against the Cleveland Browns. And I know people are probably going to say, Brett, the Browns suck. They’re like two and five. They have one of the worst records in football. They look terrible. But this defense is really, and I mean really, really good. You got to watch out for Miles Garrett. You got to watch out for the rookie Mason Graham. This team is going to be a true test for this Patriots offense. I’m confident in them and I think that they can get this dub back at home after three straight road victories going for a fourth straight uh fifth straight game. Hopefully they can get the dub. We got a hell of a show for us today. We got our preview, the top storylines, the keys to victory, and of course the live playbyplay. We got 70 people in the chat. I see everybody. Double S, Mr. Solo Doolo, Rashad Randall, Drake May. Shouldn’t you be worried about getting ready for the game, Drake May? Shouldn’t you be getting worried for the game? This game isn’t even a must-win because if the Bills lose, we still lead division. Well, the Bills are playing the uh Panthers. And the Panthers are without Bryce Young. Mr. Snoopy in the chat. 15 to6 Patriots is his prediction. Drake May says if it’s 156, I’m turning my TV off. Liam coming in with a $2 super chat. LFG pets. Mr. Swiss, you want my score prediction? I’ll give it to you guys in a second. But we got the matchup. The Patriots are sevenpoint favorites and today you could see 5-2 against two and five back home at Gillette Stadium. This place is going to be rocking and I am going to be Patriots 10. Of course you can get a shout out, my guy. Of course you can get a shout out. Mr. Swiss, you said it in one of the videos. I was I was actually trying to trim the uh facial hair and I messed up. Completely messed up. And I said, “All right, well, it’s got to all go.” because I was trimming it and then I got a little piece and it was completely uh empty and I’m like, well, I have to shave it all off. Michael, look who’s not on a plane. I am back. I am back. I’m I can’t believe I missed last week’s game. Well, I was here for the fourth quarter. I made it back. But we got Avery on the ones and twos once again. And shout out to Liam coming in with a $2 super chat. 56 minutes away from kickoff. Keon Thomas says this is a trap game. How many trap games are we going to say in a row? Because it was Oh, after you beat the Bills, you’re going up against the Saints. It’s a trap game. Oh, you’re going up against the Titans. It’s a trap game. Oh, now you’re going up against the Browns. It’s a trap game. I’m pumped, too. Dying, I’m pumped, too. I’m pumped, too, Dy. I’m pumped, too. Bills on upset alert, even without Bryce. Look, they’re on a two-game losing streak and also coming off the buy. So, I don’t I I I I trust that uh they’re a good enough team to get the dub against the pathetic Panthers, but they’re actually pretty good this year. They’re actually pretty good. We got almost 100 people already in the chat. Let’s get this chat going. Let me know who you got right now. Give me an NE for your Patriots. And we do have uh we do have a Browns channel, which is crazy because it’s the Cleveland Browns hosted by Joey O’Donn. I did a video with him. Uh, producer Jack Lter is actually producing that that watch party. So, what? Yeah, come on. Complete trader. Complete trader. 18. Shale. New England by 18 from Germany all the way international. Steven Fox. Oh yeah. George Digs touchdown. Can we get a Stefon Digs touchdown, please? Please, please, please. Patriots Ted Nick Ael. Double S. Jack, you trader. Look, you got to have we we have enough producers where he he has to be I I know he’s wearing his Tom Brady jersey. I saw him beforehand and he was literally like I wish I was on the Patriots, but I got to rep the Patriots Patriots jersey repping his Tom Brady jersey while he’s producing it. So, he’s holding down the fort over there. Crit Pats by 6,000. Kyle T, do you think Diggs will finally get a touchdown? I hope so, man. I hope so. It It’s kind of crazy if we if he doesn’t. He’s playing amazing, but he just can’t get in the end zone. But does it matter? As long as the Patriots keep winning games, I don’t think he cares. He He’s not that type of guy that like that one person down in Philly that’s like, “I want my targets. I want my targets.” Railen, we’ll get to that in a second. But first, I got to tell you about a sale that’s going on, and it’s a Patriots tea. You saw it last week. Well, we brought it back for another week, and I’m pretty sure it’s still on sale. So, go to chatsports.com/pats. It’s a Nike t-shirt, man. I’m rocking an old Patriots Nike t-shirt under this hoodie. Patriots rule the AFC back in 2014. That’s how old the shirt is. I think I even got it on right here. I can show you guys how old this shirt is. Like, this is from 2014. It’s a Nike shirt, though. And they last cuz this shirt’s over 10 years old. So, if you want to get one that lasts 10 years, chatsports.com/pats crits. These streams are the best. I missed last week, man. I was on the plane. I was like, I got to get back. I got to get back. I got to get back. I got to get back. And then um my friend Kyle, who was picking me up, he’s like, “All right, I’ll be at the terminal in 2 seconds.” And I’m like, “Dude, where are you at?” I’m like streaming the game on my phone. I’m like, “Oh my god, hurry up. Hurry up.” But we got there in time. Double S, how we feeling about Miles Garrett versus Will Campbell. First true test for the rookie. He has been incredible at to to play as good as he is as a rookie and all the big things that were talked about throughout the last couple of months like, “Oh, he’s got T-Rex arms. He’s not a true tackle. He should be in the offensive guard position in the NFL. He’s never going to last.” BS, man. He’s been awesome. And it’s going to be a true test. I If I’m the Patriots, I’m running a lot of 12 personnel today. I’m lining up Austin Hooper on the left side with Will Campbell and I’m doubling Miles Garrett because I was pretty sure I was talking to the Browns host Jod at Joey Odonahu and he was saying that he’s been double team like 50% of the time and that’s why the stats aren’t really like peaking. He only has five sacks on the season but he has a PFF grade of 90 which is like second in edge rushers. So it’s going to be a true test for Will Campbell. But I I trusted him man. The person I don’t have trust in right now is really kind of Jared Wilson. If you guys saw the video I posted yesterday, I talked about his struggles. And I would not be surprised if Drake May is on his ass today a little bit. Even if you if can’t get the run game going, I wouldn’t be shocked if Ben Brown got some action at left guard. Michael, you you see what he can do one-on-one to start and then you start doubling if it doesn’t wake up. I RA. Bradberry has been a great pickup. He’s been an awesome pickup. I I called it an insanity run, but I I guess that’s just uh that’s just what it is at this point. That’s what just what he is. Got our super chat menu going of the day. We don’t have any happy dads. So, I actually had to uh get beer. No, no, no. Like, you you guys all keep talking about, “Oh, it’s water, Brett. It’s water.” No, I got actual Millers today. I got actual Millers. $5 to get in a raffle ticket. And uh Avery, if you want to show them that picture of the raffle, which we’ll be giving away next week. This is the last stream of October, but we do have a Wednesday live stream. So, I want everybody to still get a have a chance to get this picture. And it’s a beautiful one right here. That’s the raffle we’re giving away at the end of the month. Nick Flag, shout out to your $5 super chat. We’ll get to that in just a second. Got the helmets. Still giving this away at some point. Haven’t decided yet. I do have stickers this time. So, $20 super chat. get you in there. $50 gets you 20 raffle tickets. And we got the beer bong. No happy dads today. Actual actual actual beer. And $400. I’m not looking forward to a beer boot, but if we get there, we get there. $800. We got a double boot going. Double S. I wanted red because red would just pop. Red would pop. I kept asking, but I couldn’t find red stickers even on Amazon. So, we got these cuz I also wanted to write your name on them. But if you see, they’re like chat sports logo stickers. I’ve noticed that, Maxwell. I noticed that when I was liking some of the videos cuz I go out and I support all of Chat Sports and I go out and like some of the videos and I saw a football pop up and I thought that was really cool. What’s the beer boot? I don’t have it with me right now, but it’s uh yay high and we put three beers in it and I chug it. Yeah. Well, we’ll wait. I don’t want to I don’t want to put that sight in in my eyes just yet. Nick Flag, shout out to you getting a $5 super chat in. That gets you in the raffle for the signed Teddy Bruski picture that we’ll be giving away on next week’s stream at the end of it. What do you make of Keon White being a healthy scratch? Danny Walston, how we doing? How we doing? How we doing? Thank you, Brett. So, Keon White being a healthy scratch. Well, Avery, if you want to bring up the picture of the Patriots inactives, if you want to bring it up, that’s the first thing I noticed. So, I was kind of upset that uh Eftton Chisum was inactive. And you guys can see it right here. These are your inactives for today’s game. and Kyle Duggar dealing with a knee injury that showed up on the injury report on Friday and he was uh did not practice so he was going to be uh he was going to be inactive today. That kind of was expected and we talked about I talked about how you shouldn’t trade him because you really don’t have much safety depth but you could see Jaylen Hawkins and Craig Woodson are going to be playing but Del Pettis is going to be your backup safety now. Or you got Brennan Schooler and we know Skooler isn’t really a safety. He’s a special teams guy. You got Caleb Murphy the new guy that you picked up off of waiverss. Uh, Gregory, he’s been inactive all week. Kayen Wallace has been active all season. Ethan Chisum, I was hoping that he was going to play. And that kind of tells me if Ethan Chisum is out today, I think Trayvon Henderson might be returning kicks once again. But then that was the big one. That was the first thing that I noticed, a healthy scratch. Cuz I when I saw it, I was like, I don’t think he was injured. And no, he wasn’t injured. I started looking at the uh the injury reports like, what is going on here? And then it showed and I was like, h big Daddy Joe, appreciate you, man. I don’t want to jinx it. If we lose today, it is my fault. I take full responsibility and it’s going to be really bad. I shaved and I cursed us, but I hope they uh Drake May can beat the curse. That’s why I’m wearing the Drake May jersey today. No M. Jones. He’s been playing great. But it was either that or I’m bringing out the Steven Ridley jersey today. that Nick Flag. That was the first thing that I thought of too. Keon White, if he’s a healthy scratch, they don’t want him to get hurt. So, because you already have this guy inactive, Caleb Murphy, who is the new guy that came in and that was kind of like, hm. Well, now you just have Calevon Chase on Anthony Jennings or you have Anthony Jennings and um Ponder. I’m trying to think of the everybody on the depth, but um yeah, I mean with Keon White out that you got to think a trade’s coming, right? What could we get for uh what could we get for white at this point? Like a six to be basically a pick swap. Basically be a pick swap. Big Daddy Joe, another trap game this week. Let’s keep up the balanced offense. I hope we can keep up the balanced offense. Maxwell Leitzki $2 super chat coming in. Shout out to you. If you had a comment, go ahead and comment. We are having our super chat battle with the Browns report. J O Joey Odonahue. He is literally in the opposite literally to the opposite of me in studio B here at Chat Sports, our studio neighbor. So he might hear me screaming at him if uh we start playing good. But I don’t want to lose to him. I can’t lose to him. Oh, we are not losing to him. We are not losing to him. No, we’re not. Your boy Trav. Your boy Trav. Charisha, how you doing? Glad to see you in the chat. Double S. Yeah. And the first thing I thought was why why would you shop? Why would you shop Brian Thomas Jr.? He’s a dog. They they want a third round pick for him. Go right ahead. Go right ahead. Maxwell Leitzky. Leapowski. Sorry if I got that wrong. Sorry if I got that wrong. $2 super chat. But we got the one of the day getting us started cuz we got a $50 super chat from your boy Trev. Bang. Your boy Trev. Let’s go. Let’s go. You’re gonna be the first sticker I actually put on here. I got to figure out how the hell to put these stickers on here. Yeah, of course. You can you could show You could show the crowd. A little nervy. Wow. I can’t get these stickers. I also owe a beer bunk to you. Shout out to Avery back again. Rocking the Pats hat. I like it. I saw it last week and I was like, oo, when did you get that one? It is this. Oh. Oh, I think that’s you. It’s That is This one is you. This one is you. Yes. Okay. We’re trying to figure that out. This was my sister’s hat. If any of you have siblings, you understand the struggle of stealing from your sister’s closet. I did that with this. Oh my god. I can’t get Don’t tell her. Morgan, if you’re watching this, I’m not giving it back. And I am afraid to say it. Does she have it because of uh Zappy? Yeah, Bailey Zappy’s back in New England. He is the backup quarterback because Shador Sanders is uh inactive. Thank god I got it. Alrighty. First sticker going on. Your boy Tra that gets you two. I I never stole from my sister either. Mike Nintendo master. What do you mean by rankings, brother? Two stickers for good old your boy Trav. All right. Oh, man. I got to do an actual I’m used to happy dads. Here we go. Hard crack. Chris, go pets. Go. Let’s go, man. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s effing go. Yeah, we could do that. my sister always stole from me. My brother has taken a couple things from me. I’ve taken a couple things from him, but he’s also a lot shorter than I am. He’s like 5’7 and I’m 5’10”. Gonzo the laser. Why is he del Why are they delusional? You like Moose the best, Mike? I was out with Moose last night. We went out to the bars. Go Pets. Go from Germany. your boy Trev. You’re in for It’s not a jersey. It is the picture of Teddy Brusski, but we got you in. Nick, everybody has two channels here at Chat Sports. I will say that. I try to help out as much as I can. I was doing that before I became the Patriots host and I just kept doing it. Am I a fan? No. I probably give the least biased I’m pretty biased on this channel, but cheers. Mike, you’ll see it today because this is going to be a big one. Shout out to your boy Trav. Ah, the foam. Oh god. I’m now at 11. Let’s go. Moving on up. Moving on up. We got 166 people in the chat right now and we don’t even have 50 likes. Go ahead, hit that thumbs up icon. Like the video. It’s free. It’s easy. It is like coming in kind of uh just kind of being common courtesy. Who’s going to guard Ward during the game? Who’s Ward going to guard that? I don’t know. Ready for football, Mike. Let’s do it. Big Daddy Joe love to see another 31-13 win. I have a lot of money on the Patriots. Let’s just say that. Oh, you definitely doing a boot today. We’ll see. We’ll see. All right, let’s get to some of my keys to victory. And I think you guys all know the number one key to victory. I mean, is this without a doubt? Like, I think this is the biggest one. Contain the Hall of Famer. Contain one of the greatest pass rushers in NFL history. All we need to do is win win win no matter what. Playoffs on my mind. I can never get enough. Every time I step up in the building, everybody’s hands go up. Brown said, “We’re going to beat you by 50.” Yeah, he’s delusional. We were talking about it today. Gonzo the laser and he was like, “I think I might make a video. The Browns are back and could be Super Bowl contenders if we win.” Like, brother, no. No. I’m not even saying that the Patriots are Super Bowl contenders just yet. I think they could be com I think they could be uh competing in the AFC. But uh yeah, but I mean talking about Miles Garrett, I think everybody knows that about the Hall of Famer. Everybody knows how good he is and he can single-handedly take a game over and I talked about it how the uh Browns and Super Bowl same tense. It’s not It’s impossible. It’s impossible, man. If you look at his stats from this season, they’re not eyepopping to you. And I know like 25 tackles, but he’s also on the edge. You got to remember 10 tackles for loss, five sacks, 27 pressures is kind of crazy. And a 91 PFF grade. And um the one thing is that he gets doubled every single play. They double him and that’s why his stats don’t pop up. But you know how good he is because of that PFF grade. PF thinks that he is 91.6. He’s the second best edge rusher in the NFL right now. I haven’t checked who’s first, but I noticed that he was two or three out of like 50 on there. And I asked producer or I asked Browns report host Jod. I said, “What where does he line up on the line of scrimmage? Does he line up against the right tackle or does he line up against the left tackle?” Because if you guys remember week one against Max Crosby, Max Crosby only lines up against the right tackle. So that was solely going to be on Morgan Moses’s side. Well, he said that he lines up against the left tackle. So, he’s going to be going up against Will Campbell. This is the first true test for the Rook. This is the first true test to see or he could have his welcome to the NFL moment. He’s been great so far in his career. He’s been awesome. He looks like a solid veteran out there and he’s only in his seventh seventh game in the NFL. He’s been great and you got to hope that he can hold his own against one of the best in the NFL, if not one of the best ever. Second K to victory. Let them beat you through the air. You know all about Quinshan Judkins. It’s going to be cool to see after the game Quinchan Judkins and Tayvon Henderson kind of swap jerseys. It’s going to be cool. And LK edits, you can ask me any question you want. Now, will I give you an answer? Maybe, maybe not. But we’ll we’ll see what the qu depending on what the question is, but you got to have them beat you through the air. The offense solely relies on Quinshot Judkins and Dylan Gabriel took over for Joe Flacco who Joe Flacco is now in Cincinnati. They go up against the Jets today and we’ll talk about it in a second about anything that the one thing the news came out from the Jets which is very very very sad. But Dylan Gabriel has been just okay. Alicia Wade, how we doing? And Bonito Smurf, this is a true test. But Dylan Gabriel stats, he’s not good under a 60% completion percentage. I know that’s very close and I would just round up if I’m a Browns guy. 546 yards, three touchdowns. He hasn’t thrown a pick because they’re not letting him throw the ball down the field and the QB rating of 82.5 which is I mean not great. Drake May has a 100 QB rating. So if you want to compare one to another, but they rely on the run game. It is going to be solely Quinch on Judkins. But we know about the Patriots defensive line. Milton Williams, Christian Barmore, and then right in the middle Kyus Tonga. right in the middle of Kyus Tonga. And uh yeah, good luck running o running against those three guys. No one has. And if you look at Quincan Judkins stats, they’re really freaking good. 100 carries, almost 500 yards. We’re in seven games this season. He’s on pace for an 1,000 yard season in 14 games, five touchdowns, 4.3 yards per carry. But the Patriots have yet to allow a 50yard rusher throughout the entire season. If you look, here’s are all the good running backs that the Patriots have faced. I didn’t put Jaylen Warren in there, but he also had 40ome yards. Ashton Jetty had 38. Devin Achain had 30. Chuba Hubard had 49. We know it’s Rico Data now, but Chuba Hubard still pretty styled back. James Cook, who was averaging over a 100red yards a game, was held to less than 50, and then Alvin Kamar only had 31. Nobody runs the ball against the Patriots. No one does. And I don’t think anything’s going to change with a rookie running back. So, uh, they can run the ball all they want, but I want them to beat I want Dylan Gabriel to try to win this game with his arm because I don’t think he could do it. It’s just not happening. Third one, we talked about letting them beat you in the air. I want to see the Patriots run the ball. I want to see the Patriots run the ball more than anything. Andre Stevenson had a great game last week. He had a great game. It felt like he was back back. 18 carries, 88 yards, and a touchdown. Didn’t see much from Trevon Henderson, but uh according to Josh McDaniels and Mike Frabel, substant situational situational I call BS, but that is what it is. I don’t think he uh I don’t think they trust him because Terrell Jennings got into the game and Rabbel was like, “Oh, I found my five minute back. Found my five minute back.” He was all hype as hell for Terrell Jennings and I’m like, “Okay, all right, cool. I want to see Henderson get into the game.” But, um, it is what it is. But, uh, I want to see the run game happen because if you establish the run, you’re able to open up the passing game. What did we see happen more than anything during the Brady era? It’s, hey, we’re going to hand the ball off. Nope. Fake it. Cross the seam right to Gronowski. Today’s National Tight ends day. I’d like to see Hunter Henry get involved. I’d like to go over the seam. It doesn’t happen with the Patriots because they can’t they cannot run the ball. They cannot establish play action. And the Patriots, they’ve only ran play action 28% of the snaps this season. They have not done it a lot. They have not done it a lot. Gonzo, you could tell them whatever. They already They’ve heard me enough. They’ve heard me enough. We did make a bet. I forgot to tell you guys about this. Me and the Browns Report host Joey Odon who we made a bet whoever wins this super chat battle which we’ll update it after the keys to victory. Whoever wins the super chat battle is going to come on their live stream and uh we’re kind of do a little shot clock and we’ll put it on two minutes and whoever however super chats we get will be push-ups. 20 super chats, five push-ups every 20. So hopefully if he loses because I expect him to lose. I expect him to lose hard because you guys you Patriots fans always show out. But if we do lose, I will go on his stream and we will do that. He’s also never Oh, Gonzo, go in there and make fun of him. Make fun of Joey O’ Donahghue for never having McDonald’s in his life. That’s what you got to do, Gonzo. He’s never had McDonald’s in his life. Exactly. Exactly. But back to the key. I get myself sidetracked. Patriots have only ran 28 play action 28% of the time. Gonzo, I swear we I talk about it all the time. He’s never had McDonald’s in his life. The Browns Report host Joey O’Donnell has never had McDonald’s. It’s crazy. It’s crazy. Absolutely crazy. Never had a Big Mac, never had McNuggets, never had a McFlurry, nothing. This is a man who’s 25 almost. Isn’t he 25? I’m pretty sure he’s 25. Yeah. His frontal lobe has almost completely developed. He’s never had he’s never had McDonald’s though once in his life. How embarrassing. Mike Thumb. That is a really good parlay. That’s a really good parlay. I like that. I I might have to tail that. Drake May though, four touchdowns, zero interceptions. Chris Leant. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Get that up on the screen, Avery. Woo! We got to go. We getting this party started. Chris, I missed all last week. I’m not missing a game. I ain’t leaving. Boom. Let’s go on play action, man. Four touchdowns, zero interception. Chris Lant, we got a $100 super chat from Chris Lant. Bang. Bang. Let’s go. Let’s go destroy the Browns. The Brownies. What kind of logo is a helmet? What kind of logo is a helmet? It’s not a logo. They’re ugly ass jerseys, too. That’s a W. Let’s get this party started. I got to take these struggle with the stickers coming off again. Yep. That also gets you like 50 raffle tickets into the the uh Teddy Brusski thing. Crystal Plant, shut up to you. Let’s have a day. I don’t have any fingernails either. He deleted it. Gonzo definitely said that he went into uh the Browns report and said about he didn’t have McDonald’s. Yeah. Crash out. Crash out. What’s up Jared Allen? What’s going on? I also want to say uh some Jets news. Rest in peace to Nick Mangold. He passed away for kidney failure which is very very very very upsetting. It’s kind of a sad. And he was one of the best centers when I was growing up. Oh my god. I can’t get this. Are we Is the Wi-Fi Yeah, the Wi-Fi is fine cuz the TV went out. RIP Nick Mango, Big Daddy Joe. I know he’s a jet. I know he’s a jet, but still. If you could try to get that because I can’t. I think the TV froze. It did. Oh, that’s that’s how you do it. Just went over there and trashed him for never having Mickey. That is multiple stickers. We don’t have many. Avery, I’m going to ask you uh one thing to do. Unplug the TV and plug it back in for me, please. Because it’s not working and it’s frozen. All right. So, you see the cable? Yes. Just That should work. That should work. Joseph Bradley, how we doing? Chris, you’re in both streams. Oh, I was nervous, too. I was like, “Oh, please. Let’s effing go, Joseph Bradley. God, why do I This is how it happens when you bite your nails, people. I almost got it. Got 217 people in the chat with only 85 likes. I know all of you haven’t liked this video, so if you haven’t, hit that like button right now. Avery being the best. All right, I owe I owe another I owe another beer bong. I owe two. We going to get a little saucy up on here on a on a Sunday. Is the stream lagging? I hope not. I hope not. No, I got I got excellent I got excellent chugging coffee. Allan, are you okay, brother? Are you good? I hope the best for you even and wishing the best for you if it’s you or your family. Refresh the refresh the stream. Refresh the stream. Do shout out to Chris Lant. You’re a real one. The one thing that sucks about actual beer instead of happy dads is the phone. Well, Allan, I’m glad you’re still alive. I’m glad you’re here enjoying it. My stream working. It’s fine, y’all. Your internet’s lagging. We got a half hour. And Avery, I wanted to make a deal with the chat. We got 200 200 people, almost 100 likes. We’re three away. Hit that thumbs up icon if you could bring up the live sub counter for me. So, last week we hit 33K. Oh, double S, don’t tell me that. Is that why uh is that why I was in the bathroom yesterday at the bar like 17 times? So, we made it to 33,000 last week and you guys are the real ones and we are almost to 34,000. And you can see it right here. 33,812. Oh, wow. Allan, I’m sorry. I I hope you’re I hope you’re all right. We’re here for you. Coffee makes you healthier. Scoop and score. Chason, I’m glad you’re here, Allan. And we’ll try to make this the best for you. Wishing the best for you, man. Wishing the best for you. We always appreciate. Just lost power for a few seconds where I’m at. So, if we make I’m going to make a deal with you guys. If we make it to 34,000 before kickoff, 34,000 double S. If we make it to 34 before kickoff, I will cut the super chat menu in half. It’ll be $2. $2 for raffle tickets and everything. $10 for helmet stickers. We don’t have a lot. We do not have a lot, but we got them. But that’s if we make 34,000. So, if you love daily videos, if you love the live streams, if you’re a fan, if you want live playbyplay analysis, some dude getting hype like crazy, screaming his ass off, sub for Pat Dubs. 34K before kickoff. 34K before kickoff. We will smash that super chat menu in half. I put a Patriots jersey on my dog, Gonzo. Robert, first timer. Welcome. Welcome, Robert. I hope you have a great time having fun. We can’t show the game, but you will get playbyplay as best as I could possibly do. And Blake Maddox, shout out to you. Shout out to your friend for subscribing to the channel. Haven in the chat. Love to All. Yeah, love to Allan, man. Love to Allan. Which one of you unfollowed? What are we doing? All good, Allan. We just appreciate that you’re here. That’s all that matters. I hope you’re I hope I hope I can make your day as best as it possibly can. Exactly. Double S. Six and two loading. Timothy, what do you What’s your question, Avery? There we go. I want to know what everyone’s drinking right now. We got 25 minutes till kickoff. Everybody’s drinking something. It could be water. It could be beer. It could be coffee. Could be anything. You’re Albert. It’s beer and Titos over here. But I want to know what everybody else is drinking. Yes. What are you guys sipping on? What are y’all sipping on? My friend just texted me. He said, “Are the Pats winning today?” Yes, sir. Diet green tea. Big Daddy Joe and im immortal scorpion. I’m just scared what’s going to happen against the Browns defense. That’s the one thing that I’m scared of. Getting a coffee from Duncan Haven with a protein shake. Double S with a shock top. Baseball pumpkin sprays. Drinking a beatbox. I was drinking beat boxes on Dixon Street in Fville when I was at school. Those are like grenades. Allan said, “This is patch chat, lol.” Of course, everybody here should be a Patriots fan. Josh Mullins, of course, I’m a Kentucky fan. I went there for college. Graduated 2020. Shout out to the Cats. They beat Purdue in an exhibition game on on Friday. Yeah, we don’t talk about it. They don’t talk about it. We don’t talk about what happened with the Boss last night. We want what Tennessee did to Kentucky to what the Patriots should do to the Browns. BTA BTA Gonzo and we’re the Cleveland Browns. That That dude is funny as hell. How did I feel about Kentucky and March Madness last year? I just wanted him to get to the second weekend. You got Mark Pope as a new coach. It was kind of a It was kind of just a new uh new new era in Kentucky. You got rid of Cal Perry. Got rid of Cal Perry. So, we brought in Mark Pope and he’s done a great job. I love Otga Oway. He’s probably one of the best players. Don’t sleep on Aberdine. Don’t sleep on Jasper Johnson either. Those are really, really good players. Low on funds, Franco. Hey, it’s okay. Hey, my guy West Philly gang. I see I see your cash app. That gets you in. That gets you into the raffle. Two raffle tickets for my guy. Oh, Avery, pull pull up the super chat uh battle. I just got a Venmo Venmo. I just got a slack from producer Jack Lay about what they’re at. And we’re getting we’re getting BTA. 20 minutes. Franco. 20 minutes. Do you believe the Pats can make the bowl? Look, it’s going to be a tough road, but I believe in the Patriots to be good in the AFC. It’s going to be tough. Got to beat the Bills again. You’re going to have to beat the Chiefs. The Chiefs look like the best team in football right now. We don’t look like the best channel right now. Come on. 160 to 231. We’re getting We’re getting We’re getting dusted. We’re getting dusted, guys. No false starts for Big Will today. I do not want to lose to the Browns report. We emotionally and mentally cannot lose to a team of people who have never eaten McDonald’s in their life. Exactly. We cannot lose to a guy who’s never had a chicken Mc McNugget in his life or a spicy McChick, a Mcriddle, a Big Mac. A Mc Riddle would be fire right now. or like a McDonald’s Sprite. [Music] What was uh I got to send my teaser in. A McGriddle and a blue power raid. Oh, a blue power raid would be great. Oh my gosh, a blue power raid. It’s revival. Quon Jin. I hope I said that right. We all We need West Philly game. I appreciate you, brother, as always. I appreciate you. I appreciate you, bro. We all we need. We all we need. Browns report paying for Browns trade deals. Oh my god. Your boy Trev turning it up. I’m banned. I’m banned from going to any more weddings until we win the Super Bowl next year. It’s all good. It’s all good. I have no more weddings to go to. No more weddings. It it we’re here to stay. Shout out to Eric and Olivia. It’s a great wedding. Great ceremony. Had a great time. It was rough getting back here. I’m not going to lie. I woke up at 4:00 in the morning. Did not sleep. Yes, we do. Your boy Trav Oh, Anthony Ogal Tree coming in with a two. Six and two. Yes, sir. Six and two. Six and two. Just bum. $5 super chat. That gets you into the raffle, my guy. Drinking Browns fans tears later. I hope so, man. And your boy Trav with another 20. Let’s turn it up, Pats fans. Let’s go. N S coming in with a 10. LFG Pats Nation. Shout out to all you guys. Shout out to all you guys. You guys are the best. Oh. Oh my. Big Daddy Joe. Little Ruffles. What would I do? I’d probably go nuts. But I’m also going nuts because we got a $100 super chat from Big Daddy Joe. Bang. Bang. Big Daddy Joe. How about another win today? LFG Pats. Marcus Jones touchdown. A pick six. Then we got Maxwell Leowski coming in with a 20. Best chat on YouTube. Best fans on YouTube. You guys, someone’s doing a boot. We are 80 away. Danny Walston, Patriots Nation, step up. Shout out to Maxwell Leowski. I’m going to run out of stickers, guys. I’m going to run out of stickers. That gets you into the Hamlet, too. And that gets you some raffle tickets. Are we winning the super chat comp now, Gonzo? Uh, let’s take a look. Yes. Yes, we are. Charlia, what was your question? I didn’t see it. You know, I love answering your question, Charlia. You always come in with the great ones. Oh, helmet sticker. It’s so nice to put the stickers on these now. It’s so nice. Look at this beautiful super chat battery. We just completely blow them out of the water just like that. You guys are the realest. Oh, how the turntables. Is that a brand new May jersey? No, I’ve had this. I’ve had this. It’s just every single week I’ve been rocking a different players jersey. It was a different players jersey. So, last Well, last week I didn’t have one cuz I wasn’t here. Let’s not talk about that one. Thumbs coming in with a $2. Pat’s going to get an easy dub today. Let’s go. I did not see it either. So that’s your boy Trev. That’s Maxwell. Robert, how do you super chat? So you if you’re on the phone, when you see the chat button, like you’re commenting, you should see the square or the rectangle and then the dollar sign and then the dollar sign next to the little smiley face. And that’s how you super chat. Your boy trap need a few more jerseys myself. I need more Pat gear. I’m just very cheap and I don’t feel like buying it. That’s why you use the That’s why you use the deals we give. That’s why you use the deals we give. Yeah, we got 300 people. I’ll ask Jack. Big Daddy Joe. I’ll ask Jack. Big Daddy Joe, you’re getting bunch of helmet stickers on there. West Philly gang, I saw you said first touchdown. I got Hunter Henry, brother. Hunter Henry. So, I was talking about I was Oh, this one’s spilling. My uh my beer bong is spilling. You cannot, Adam. You cannot. 500 is the most you can do. Yes, you can do it in increments, Adam. 500 is the most that you can do. Thumbs. That’s awesome, bro. I I really like the Titan Stadium. I really like it. Gonzo, that’d be crazy. That’d be crazy. But before we get into the comments, like I was saying about Pat Gear, you can upgrade your Pats Gear almost 60% off. chatsports.com/pats. Ah, Big Daddy Joe, I’m getting to it. I’m getting to it. Oh, I see it on TV right now. Grunk talking to May. I see it right now. If you want to get your pet skier right now, nice Nike t-shirt. We got I’m rocking Nike everything. Like this is Nike. The hoodies Nike. My socks are Nike. I’m rocking. You guys want to see the kick? The kick. Yeah, there we go. The shoes. Yep. Pal Rush. I saw that and it’s very sad. RIP. I know he’s a Jet. Ah, I see it. Charisha, Henry, or Diggs to get a touchdown. Uh, I got Henry. I picked Henry. Also, chatsports.com/patsd. Guys, here’s the super chat menu. A lot of you guys got your super chats in. Call me Mr. Clean. Pull up on your whole damn team. Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean. Let me uh that that was the Young Gravy song. Yes, Baby White. You flow so mean. I don’t know where the trash can is. No McDonald’s, man. Shout out to all y’all. Yeah. Uh Kyle Rush, I know he’s I know he’s a Jet. I’m pretty sure he played for the Steelers, too, didn’t he? Danny Walston coming in with a five. Patriots Nation, let’s stand up. Let’s go. Let’s go. Thumbs. Let’s get an easy dub today. I hope it’s an easy dub, man. No, he played for the Jets his whole career. Wow. Damn. And then Nick and And then Kyle Rush coming in with it, too. Nick Mangled. Yeah, it it’s really sad, man. He’s only 41. When I saw that, right when I was about to come on stream, I was like, “Wow.” which is you got to always cherish your life, man. Where’s Bean Boozled? Do you know where Bean Boozled is? We can do that. Do you want to go quickly go get Bean Boozled? Yes, I can hold it down. Of course, Charlie, I always appreciate you coming in. But am I Nike, John Hyde? I only rock Nike. I’m not a well I I’m wearing Fabletics for my pants, my shorts. Raise your hand emojis if you hate the Browns. I can’t stand the Browns. Score prediction. I said 2417. The real cousin it is. We are here in Dallas, Texas. And I know I’m literally like an Anthony Edwards with the uh Gatorade with this beer bong. Uh it’s 67 here in Dallas. Here we go, boys. 67. I got you, Haven. I did say 67. I didn’t even realize that. 67. You met Drake May. Look, I said this to my friend yesterday. May’s playing with the greatest. That That is hilarious, Matthew. Um, he’s wearing one. Oh my god. Our friend Jack Lay, who was here last week. Is he rocking the Tom Brady jersey though? I don’t know. I didn’t check that closely, but he is wearing a Browns hat right now. And if he’s wear I maybe I should go check again cuz if he’s wearing both, we got to do something about that chat. Yeah. Where what Danny asked where’s everybody rooting from. So the real cousin I am in Dallas, Texas, but I am from the great state of Delaware. Grew up in do Delaware and I moved out to Kentucky for college. Then lived in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Then lived in Wilsbury, Pennsylvania. And now I’m in Dallas. Alicia is in New Hampshire. Joshua Middleton spamming the peas. West Philly gang. Of course he’s in West Philly. Gonzo, you’re going to Patriots at Jets. That was the one game I always went to when I was a kid in New York in the Metallands at Metife Stadium. Yeah, let’s go Wildcats. Dink Bonito just got a house by Dover. Well, Big Daddy Joe, I’m not gonna I’m not going to dox Big Daddy Joe, but I know he’s he knows my my towns. Josh Mullins and Lex. Shout out to Lex. Josh. You ever been to Lex Live? Lex Live is always fun. Did you see the Did you see the butt fumble? Of course I saw the butt fumble. I wasn’t there live. It was Thanksgiving. You got to spend Thanksgiving time with your family. Minneapolis, we got almost 400 people in the chat. 10 minutes away to kick off only 137 likes. What we doing? Yeah. Yeah. If you got friends right now that aren’t tuned into the stream, send this to them. Send the link to the chat. Send the link to the stream. The more the marrier. Let’s make this party started. Double S, that video was so funny, man. He’s like, I hate this team. I I I didn’t become a fan. I was just born into it and uh yeah, I just deal with it. Yeah. Um yeah, I hate this team. It was so funny. Should you send it to a Bills fan? Why don’t you send it to the Bills fan? Put the link in my Patriots group chat, Nick Flag. I’m in like seven Patriots group chats on Twitter. Fort Worth, Stephen Fox, damage from the 24. Dude, that rain was crazy. thumbs 45minute drive from Bowling Green. That’s why I went to I went to a bunch of Titans games when I lived there because it was just so close. I went to a bunch of Predators games, too, but it was just so close. I love football and also if I’m super close to a team, I will never forget I went to a I went to a Titans game. It was Titans Colts and I had the Patriots game on my phone and we were playing the Saints and the Saints ran back a kick and I just pretty much said this I this is this is dark times of the Patriots. I had the deal with you guys. We are 10 minutes to kickoff. I said if we got to 34,000 before kickoff we sliced that super chat menu in half. We are 16767 167 away subscribers if we could get it before kickoff and you can see the super chat menu right now. We are $80 away from a beer boot. $80. $800 and Avery’s doing it with me. Josh Mullen’s on Lex. It’s with the Bengals. Josh Mullen, you ever been to Red Mile? Oh, what? So, I’m like a real spontaneous person. My friend just texted me the other day. She’s like, “You want to do a 5K?” And I was like, “Yeah, sure.” Uh, f I can’t run. I mean, I run. I made a big mistake. So, this is like a little little health tip. Little health tip for you guys. If you if you’re running at the gym on the treadmill and you start cramping, don’t keep running. Stop. I didn’t. And I’m good now. But for two days, I woke up on Thursday morning and I could not walk right. I could not walk right. I was like, I don’t know, Avery, if you saw me on Thursday, I was like, “Oh, oh god, my calf.” It felt like I was about to tear my Achilles. Alper can confirm Alper was Alper was waddling. Yeah, it was bad. It was so bad. But my friend, she just signed me up for this 5K and I was like, “Oh, that’s so cool.” All right, let’s do it. It’s in Vegas. Vegas? It is in Las Vegas, Nevada. And I’m excited. I’ve never been. I’ve never been to Vegas, which is the craziest part because I love to uh dabble in a little bit of uh betting. That’s actually a huge lie. I just forgot. I did go to Vegas once with my family. I didn’t go to my senior prom, so I went to Vegas instead. saved my family money and used it. I did not go to my junior prom for we do and for reasons that I will not say on this channel. I do not want to call her out. I went to a high school where my graduating class was almost 2 3,000 kids. So, we only had senior prom. You could go to prom as a junior, but only if you were invited by a senior. You know what I mean? Well, she was a senior. Big Daddy Joe, I wouldn’t call it a problem if you’re winning. Six minutes to kickoff, guys. Six minutes to kickoff. Big Daddy Joe, I I will say back in like 2019, when I first turned 21, like 2018, 2019, Dober Downs was calling my name almost every every other day. Did you go to Keeland, Josh? I know it’s Keeland time right now. I I was in Lexington last year. So, uh I lived in Lex last year for four months before I moved to Dallas. I was living uh with my dad. Exactly. Double S. Of course. Let’s predict the score, you guys. What do we got? What are your sport predictions? I said 2417. I don’t think it’s going to be a high-scoring game. Then my son saw you on the cameras. Big Daddy Joe probably. I I was at I was at Doberd Downs a lot. A lot at the blackjack tables, at the sports book. Nothing beats the derby. So, I lived in Kentucky for 6 years. I never went to the derby. It’s crazy. I know it’s crazy. I I know it’s crazy. Skaters says 3114 win for the Pats. Phil Bird A Costa 3817 Patriots Robert 31 nothing big Billy Jay 2714 Adriana 7-2 a safety Brzison on 277 Josh Mullins 2714 the real cousin 34 to2 Anthony Ogatry 41-3 I got a D I got a I got a uh I got a Gonzo jersey yeah Mr. Never mind. It’s very sad. It is extremely sad that you got to you got to appreciate life, man. Only 41 years old. I turned 28 in a week. A week in like 3 days. I can’t swim. Uh, seven, eight. I turned 28 in 10 days. 10 days. We’re Gonzo next week. We got the Falcons next week. Stop mentioning Gonzo. Hey, look. If he’s going to go off, he’s going to go off. He was an amazing center, Dylan. Amazing center. Filbert, I said I said uh 2417. That was my score prediction. While we’re getting so active in the chat, there’s 500 people on the stream right now and only 160 likes. What are we doing? But we got to get to 50%. Got Chris Myers and Stink Bart Slareth Man 101 going in. Appreciate you, Charlia. Let’s get some likes right now. Hit that thumbs up icon. We are three minutes to kick off. Patriots Browns, come on. Come on. Show YouTube we are the best stream. Hey, guess what? They got a Brown stream right across the hall and I want to beat them. Hit that thumbs up icon. I want to beat them in the super chat battle. I want to beat them in the sub battle. I want to beat them in every battle. On the field, off the field, it don’t matter. Hit that thumbs up icon. Like the video. Jump those numbers up. Hit that thumbs up icon. Come on. Let’s go. Gonzo is the best quarterback in football. Countdown clock isn’t wrong. We are two minutes to kickoff. Adam, if Allen loses to Carolina, they’re going to cut him. This What do we got here? I don’t mind that. Oh, they passed us. They passed us in the super chat battle. They got 337. We got 3:26. We are 2 minutes to kick off, ladies and gentlemen. 3:26. We’re trying to focus here, Jack. Well, you’re not even wearing your Tom Brady jersey. Exactly, Allan. Let them know the real one’s here. It doesn’t cost a dime to hit that thumbs up icon. If you’re watching on your phone, turn it to vertical. Hit that thumbs up icon. There we go. Look, we’ll put it up right before kickoff. I’m not losing to these guys. We’re going into war, Gonzo. a war. Appreciate you, Devin. Appreciate you, Devin. Mad Steve, get out of here. Get out of here, loser. You guys are two and five. Hey, J. Adam, appreciate for tuning in. We’ll see you once you get back. We ain’t going nowhere. We got a game here, folks. Shout out to Maxwell coming in with a $10 super chat. Screw the Browns. Screw them. Screw them. How many pick you have out for this Sunday? A lot. Brett Betts is very active today. It’s always active. Shout out to UVA for screwing my parlay yesterday. Filbert, appreciate you. Early birthday, got a week, 10 days away. Adam, shout out to the $2. If Allen loses to Carolina, they’re going to cut him. Maybe. I doubt it. If someone asked me, do you want to trade Drake May for Josh Allen right now? I’d say no. Uh-uh. Allan Braa coming in with a two. Love you, brother. Hope you’re doing well. Hope you’re doing all right. I’m glad I can I can hopefully make your day, Robert. 12 seconds. We got 12 seconds until 1:00. We are We are We’re at 3:40. I’m Napoleon. I’m not short. I mean, I’m not 6 foot, but I’m not short. I’m 5’10”. No penalties. No penalties. There we go. Come on. Jump that up. Jump that up. Let’s get to 34,000 today. Ladies and gentlemen, we got 800 people in the chat. Cleveland calls tales. It’s Tales. And I think they’re receiving. Well, Mark Daniels might have tweeted this one out wrong. He said, “Cleveland calls tales, it’s Tales. Patriots defer.” So, but they were able to click it first. Patriots will receive. The Browns defer. The Patriots will be getting the ball first. Guys, this super chat battle is super close. I don’t have I would Aubrey, but I don’t have a Carolina Reaper. I don’t have it. Ah, did you grab Bean Boozled? We do have Bean Boozled. And I will say, but we do have spicy boon. We don’t ban We don’t ban people for talking. If you want the Browns fans to get out, spam the chat to get them out. It’s almost kickoff time, ladies and gentlemen. It’s almost kickoff time. We got Patriots against the lowend Browns. Exactly. I will not ban any person that’s trying to talk trash. If you want him to get out, you got to spam them out. I don’t think we need to, do we? Okay. Well, right before kickoff, if you want to get your Patriots TE’s, you can get them on sale. chatsports.com/patsd 60% off. chatsports.comst. Come on. It’s going to be a good one. 54 degrees in Foxboro. Patriots running backs with Eton Chism out. Tvon Henderson is back to return the kick. And Terrell Jennings is also back there. They’re at 382 supers. We got to beat them. Eftton Chisum is inactive. Eftton Chisum is inactive. Sub for Pat Stubs. We’re about to get underway. Patriots are receiving the ball. Now, Ryan, he isn’t hurt. He’s just inactive. Kick is away and it is going to be returned by I think Terrell Jennings. And he’s going to get down. No, that’s Trevon Henderson. He’s going to get downed at the 27 yd line. 392 in supers against 340. We are getting our asses kicked out here. You could show it. We’re getting We got to beat these guys. We got to beat these guys. We cannot let this happen. We cannot lose to people who have never eaten McDonald’s before. Here we go. Ball at the 28 yd line. Drake May under center with hands it off to Raandre Stevenson who’s going to go up the middle for a one-yd gain. That’s the wrong one. Just look up before Will Campbell, Jared Wilson, G Bradberry, Michael Wenu, and Morgan Moses are your offensive line. What else do they got to do in Cleveland, Mr. Swiss? Nothing. Nothing. Second down and eight. Stefan Diggs is on the sidelines. Got one wide receiver right. Drake May under center. He’s going to hand this ball off up the middle and that’s Henderson. And he’s going to gain about 12 on the play. First down. Patriots type those ones right off the bat. They put in Tayvon Henderson. And immediate impact. Immediate impact. Miles Garrett, Malik Collins, Mason Graham, and Alex Wright is the Browns defensive line with Jerome Baker. Carson Swinginger the rookie and Devin Bush is a linebacker. Secondary, Tyson Campbell, Grant Deit, Delp Pit, Ronnie Hickman, and of course the really, really good player, Denzel Ward. First down and 10. May under shotgun once again. Hunter Henry in motion. Drops back. He’s looking. Quick throw over the middle to Kan Booty and it’s dropped. Got,00 people in the chat only 300 likes. Hit that thumbs up icon. Kan Booty completely just dropped the pass. Went right through his hands. Second down and 10. 1340 left in the first quarter. There we go. I want to turn on red zone for myself. May in the shotgun. Got two wide receivers left. Digs in motion. One on the right. May back to pass. Looking. Looking. Takes off running. He’s got one man to beat and he’s going to beat him. That’s May. First down and more. Let’s go. May for about a 15 yd gain. I’m not going to block any Browns fan unless they’re saying something offensive. They’re they’re they’re they have every right to be here. Just get just spam the chat to get him out. That’s all I could say. Just spam the chat to get him out. First down and 10. May the under center eye formation with one wide receiver right, one left. They’re going to pitch this to Trayvon Henderson and he’s got a lot of room and I mean a lot. He’s going to gain about 15 on the play. Another first down Patriots. Type those ones. Type those ones. Tvon Henderson after doing absolutely nothing last week against the Tennessee Titans. Immediate impact in the first quarter of this game. 65 yd run by Saquon Barkley. Wow. First down and 10. Right outside the red zone at the 21 yd line. I see some ones in the chat right now. Come on. May lined up in the shotgun. Got two right or two left, one right. Trevon Henderson to his right. May drops back. He pumps. He’s looking. He’s going to take up up the middle and he’s going to be tackled after a two-y gain by Carson Schwinger. Second down and 10. 12 minutes to go in the first quarter. Nice job, Tua. You loser. Second down and seven. Three-yd gain for Drake May on that run up the middle. Ball right outside the 20 20 yd line at the 21. Drake May under center. Raandre back in the game. You got two right, one left. Pop Douglas in motion. Drake May hands a ball off to to Raandre who’s going to gain about two to three on the play. It’s going to bring up third down and about five. Come on. Come on. Got to convert this. You have to convert this. If anything, I’d look for Kahan Booty, the third down mastermind. Third down and five. Look for Kahan Booty on this play. Matt Collins and Raandre Stevenson are lined up wide on the right. Two on the left. Drake May under in the shotgun. Checks the mic. 8 seconds left on the play clock. Digs in motion. May takes the snap. Looking looking over the middle. Caught. First down. Type those ones. It’s from Andre Stevenson over the middle. First and goal for the Patriots. Come on. Come on. Can we get a Hunter Henry touchdown here? Can we get a Hunter Henry touchdown here? I know they’re going to run it, but can we get a Hunter Henry touchdown here? Let’s keep those ones coming in the chat. Got 1500 people in the chat. Sub it up and hit that thumbs up icon. First and goal for the Patriots. And I think the four yd line. First and goal at the four. May in the shotgun. Got trips right. Hunter Henry or trips left and Hunter Henry on the right. Hand off to Raandre and he’s going to lose five yards. Awful play. Absolute awful play. Hell we doing, man? They read that perfectly. You don’t do a handoff in the shotgun from the four. Will Campbell missed his block. I don’t want to say it was a missed. I think they were supposed to pull and uh like a wenu got destroyed. Second down and goal from about the nine now. May lined up in the shotgun. Got trips left. Hunter Henry to the right. May takes the snap. It’s a fake over the middle and it’s bad pass to Stfan Diggs. Third down and goal. I don’t know if it was a bad pass or Dig slipped. There’s an injured Brown on the play. Del Pit is a little gimpy to get off. I think he’s going to be all right. Come on. If you want the Patriots to convert this third and goal, hit that thumbs up icon. Come on. Third down and goal. 9:30 left in the quarter. May in the shotgun. Got two to the right, two to the left, and Raandre to his right. May takes the snap. He’s looking. He’s got time. And he’s going to be sacked by Miles Garrett. Will Campbell got destroyed on that play by Miles Garrett. They’re going to take the field goal. Welcome to the NFL moment. He He got He got destroyed. Will Campbell got destroyed on that play. You have to double him, man. You have to double him. 36-yd attempt for Andy Borggales. Kick is up and it’s good. All right, get on the board. Get on the board. Perfect drive collapsed at the four yd line because you ran an awful first down play on a shotgun handoff. Shotgun delayed handoff that they ran like they read it perfectly. You’re supposed to throw the ball. You’re supposed to throw the ball in that first down play or if you’re going to run the ball, you run it under center in the eye formation. You don’t need to do that trickery [ __ ] Doesn’t need to happen. Keep it going up. We got to get to 34,000 by the end of today. Don’t stop now. If you love the pets, if you’re new here, we do this every single Sunday. Every Sunday, we are live here on Patre Today. We bring you daily videos. Daily videos. And guess what? It’s all 100% free. Bree 399. Of course, Wallace, I wanted a touchdown there. I wanted a touchdown there. She is not Jesus or Jesus. I apologize. Jesus Alberto Reyes Herrera Herrera. Is Ally there? Fat Jones. Can’t wait to watch this in the playoffs. I hope so, man. Patriots got a 90% chance to make the playoffs. If they lose, it drops down to 74%. Ryan, yeah, it’s Eton Chisum’s birthday, but he’s a healthy scratch today. Sup for Pat Stubs double Sed. Look, Wallace, I know Jack did a great job, but no one gets as crazy as I get. Avery’s here. She’s on the ones and twos. She’s on the ones and twos. There we go. Don’t worry, Pookies. I’m here for all of you. Jackie, appreciate you subbing to the channel. That’s about it. I I am going to cry if we lose this game. I am going to cry. Rocking your Danny Woodhead jersey, Aubrey. I rocked my Danny Wood head jersey two weeks ago on the channel. Exactly. Just no more trickery [ __ ] No trick-or-treating. Fourth down for the Bills against Alan Braga. $2. Always appreciate you. Always appreciate you. I did shave. I did shave. Mr. Swift, let’s take that lead, Pats. Hey, we got a three nothing lead. I I would have liked a touchdown. The defense is going to have to step up. Kick is away and they’re going to return this one. Caught at the 11 yd line and he’s going to take it up the middle and be down at about the 30. Marte Mapu, Jack Gibbons, and a whole bunch of other people in in there. Expose Gabriel, the real cousin. He ain’t good. He ain’t good. Southern Yankee, appreciate you for tuning in, my guy. Appreciate you for tuning in, brother. Enjoy the rest of your day. We’ll still be here. Always appreciated. All right, first and 10 at their own 30. Dylan Gabriel under center with Quinnshaw Judkins in the back field. You got a man in motion, one wide receiver outright. Patriots look like they’re in man coverage. Fakes the handoff. Milton Williams is in the back field. It’s going to be a screen and he’s going to be taken down behind the line. Tyrus Tonga two- yard loss. Great play. We are $60 away from a boot. James C. We’ll get to him in a bit. Second down and 12. Gabriel in the shotgun. Got two right, one left. Gabriel takes the snap. It’s a handoff up the middle to Judkins and he’s going absolutely nowhere. Jaylen Hawkins and Milton Williams on the tackle. Nowhere. Third down. Type your threes. Type your threes. Come on. Let’s get a quick three and out here for this [ __ ] offense. Come on. Third down and 11. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. You got bunch left with three of them. Gabriel takes the snap. Patriots bringing pressure. He’s going to throw this over the middle to I think that is Jack Conklin and it’s going to be a first down. No one decided to guard. No, that’s Harold Fannon Jr. No one decided to guard the rookie tight end and he gained about 20 on the play. Come on, man. For those asking where our friend Jack is at, he’s actually in the neighboring studio. Funny enough, he’s actually producing the Brown Stream right now. And it’s crazy cuz he came into work today wearing a Tom Brady jersey. When I went to go get the Bean Boozled, he was wearing a Browns hat. I don’t know about y’all, that’s a little confusing to me. Hella confusing. Gabriel in the shotgun. Hand off up the middle to Judkins and he’s going to gain about two on the play. Maybe three. I hope not. F1 sucks. Realistically, he probably has F1 going on his phone right now. NASCAR race starts in about an hour. The real motorsport. So Marte Mapu got like picked on that third down play and he got tripped up and that’s why Harold Fannon was that wide open. Second down and seven. Six minutes to go in the quarter. Gabriel once again lined up under center. Judkins in the back field. Trips right. Man in motion. They’re going to do a jet sweep and the Patriots didn’t see it coming and he’s going to have open field and he’s going to he’s going to get down to about the 15 yd line. First down and 10 inside the 20 inside the red zone. Ka von Chesan didn’t see it was a jet sweep and Marcus Jones got beat. Sure. First down and 10 at the 18 yd line. Eye formation for the Browns. Everybody on the line of scrimmage but one. Gabriel play action. He’s got a wide open man. It’s going to be a touchdown if he catches this. It’s Harold Fannon Jr. Awful, awful defense there. Harold Fannon Jr. has not been covered this entire game to start. This is the one thing about the Patriots defense that drives me freaking insane is every single first drive they don’t do anything. Last week it was Cam Ward finding Chamir DK on a 40-yard bomb. This week it’s Dylan Gabriel finding Harold Fannon Jr. on a easy 20 yardd play. Field goals good. 73 Browns. Every single week, man, the defense sucks the first drive. And the worst part, the Patriots got the ball first. You don’t defer this week. So they get the ball coming out of the second half. Yeah, double S. They can’t cover. It’s their whole entire game plan is, hey, I’m going to immediately just go on the opposite side of Christian Gonzalez and say, let’s have everybody else try to beat us. And it works. A Ron, you just let up an easy drive to the Cleveland Browns. Shout out to your boy Drew coming in with a 20. I know. Shout out to your boy Drew coming in with a $20 super chat. I got to put a helmet sticker on. We still got this. You’re good. Your boy Drew, you got great advice. Subs for Pat’s freaking dubs. Sub for Pat’s dubs. Blown coverage. Yeah, your boy Drew. We got the stickers right there. Mad Steve. I don’t have a sombrero. I’m white. I mean, I could put on the helmet like I could wear it like how uh Justin Herbert wears it. Unbelievable, man. Defense just pisses me off every time. It’s early. It’s early. Cool. Yeah. Look, Harold Vannon Jr. has been one of Dylan Gabriel’s top targets and the Patriots just decided, hey, we’re not going to guard him. Like, I will not say anything about that on this stream. I’d just say have fun. Enjoy yourself. Exactly. Jaden, you can watch it right here on Patriots Today by Chat Sports. My friend has always told me, she was like, “You know what? Different folks, different strokes.” Whatever gets you through the day. Whatever gets through the day. We are 89 subs away from third 34,000 sub for Pat Dubs. Come on. First drive wasn’t great. Second drive, we’ll see what happens. Basically, Zoot, you’re going up against your first true test and you just let Dylan Gabriel have a big drive every single week. Every single week, the first drive of the game, it’s like the Patriots, they just let you do whatever on the first drive and they say, “We’re going to figure it out and then adjust.” which it drives me insane. Shout out to your boy Drew coming in with a five. And shout out to Kyle Rush coming in with a five. Kick is away. And it looks like Tayvon Henderson’s going to take this one back. He’s looking for a hole and he’s going to get down at about the 32 yd line. And what is this guy doing? Chill the hell out. Terrell Jennings just get drove after the play about 10 yards. Calm down there, buddy. I I I want actual pictures. I hate the cartoons that Fox does. Appreciate you, Lime Sweats. Appreciate you. First down and 10. Ball at the 32 yd line for the Patriots. Drake May under center. Arandre Stevenson in the backfield. They’re going to hand it off to Raandre and he’s going to break one tackle and gain about four on the play. That’s fine. And you you’re allowed to Austin. That’s okay. Jackie Valentine, of course you can get a shout out. Shout out to your boy Drew coming in with a five. That was ridiculous. 100% it was ridiculous. Got to get physical. And Kyle Rush. Hopefully the Jets go 0 and 17. fired Glenn and we got Glenn is DC. This is disgusting and the most it’s been all year. Drake May under center hands the ball off again to Raandre and he’s going to gain about five on the play. It’s going to bring up a third down and one from about the 41 yd line. Your boy Drew I hold I hold my breath. I hold my breath every time he holds it. I’m like, Kyle Rush, I think Terrell Williams will be our DC. He’ll be back. He’ll be back. Third down and one. May lined up in the shotgun. Got Matt Collins in motion. They’re going to hand the ball off to Raandre again and he’s going to lose two yards. What a [ __ ] stupid play. Why would you line up in shotgun on third down? Oh my god, dude. Josh, what are you doing? Shotgun on third and one when you have Drake May. All right. Patriots are going to punt. Rice Behringer punt is away. And this is a booming punt. And uh he’s going to return this one. He’s not going to have much room to return it. Brandon Skooler’s going to push him out at about the 17 yardd line. Appreciate you, Jason. There’s a flag on the play. It’s a face mask. Think this is going to be on the Patriots. It’s going to move the Browns up 15 yards. Nice start. Nice start. Yep. Brandon Newberry Raandre is losing it. Uh you can’t lose it when you call a run play on third and one in the shotgun. Um there was a face mask on the Browns and they were pointing at and they were pointing at the uh Was it your boy Drew? Was it a hold on the Pats or was it a hold? I saw him grab Brennan Schooler’s face mask, but they pointed in the Patriots direction. Yeah, Brennan Schooler got called for that face mask. This is a terrible, terrible, terrible start to this game. Terrible start. They got the call wrong. Yeah. Miles coming in with a $2 super chat. I got you. There you go. I’m a little pissed off at the moment. Only 70 people away from 34,000. Let’s get those subs for Pat subs. Jackie, I got you with a shout out. Matrix. They they can’t win at home. I don’t know. Yeah. Uh Pat’s fan. Of course you can have a shout out. No, they can’t review that. Steven Black. I do legs, Wesley. Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. I mean, Jaden, they ran the ball three straight times. Uh, sure. We can I mean, there’s not much there’s not many stats. Fuzzy coming in with a $2 super chat. Shout out to Fozy. Alex, I don’t know. Why does it look like that? I mean, there’s not many stats. Yeah. I mean, it’s early in the game. All right. One for three for 15 yards. Not not a good start. Dylan Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. You got two left and one to the right. Quint shot Judkins to Gabriel’s right. Patriots bringing five. Gabriel takes a snap. Drops back. He’s looking. Quick throw. Caught. First down. They might have marked him short. Tackled on the play by Jaylen Hawkins. That gave him a first down. Dylan Gabriel is three for three for four for four for 45 yards and a touchdown. He is carving this defense apart. It’s Dylan Gabriel. Dylan Gabriel. Yeah, Jacob. They’re forgetting. They’re 100% forgetting. Dylan Gabriel lined up under center. You got one wide receiver right, one left, and Judkins in the back field. Man in motion. Gabriel takes a snap. They’re going to hand this ball up the middle to Judkins and he’s going to gain three on the play. Shout out to everybody. Super chat that was coming in. I see a New England Dragon. I see you Anthony Oakree. Shout out to all of y’all. What the hell, man? Yeah, Jackie. I gave you a shout out like four times. Got 2,00 2100 people in the chat right now. 500 likes. Hit that thumbs up icon if you want the Patriots to get this comeback started. Come on. Gabriel in the shotgun. Got two left. Man in motion. It’s Harold Fannon. Gabriel takes a snap. Drops back. Looking looking. He checks it down and he’s going to be tackled behind the line of scrimmage. Great play by Marcus Jones. Three yd loss. It’s going to bring up third down at about nine. Stereo burial. $5 super chat. We seem somber right now. How can everybody turn up for Pat Stubs? We need to, man. Third down. Type those threes. The other one, Navery. Fight those threes. We don’t want him to convert. There we go. Type those threes. Third down and eight. Let’s see. Get to Gabriel. Come on. Man in motion. Shotgun formation. One left, two right. Patriots are bringing the house. Takes the snap. Looking. He’s going to air it out. Incomplete. No flags on the play. No flags on the play. Good defense. Come on. Keep those threes coming in. Get them off the field. That’s how you do a drive right there. Great coverage by Carlton Davis. The ball went right over the head of 16 on the Browns. They’re killing us in the Super Jet battle. Punt is away. Marcus Jones is back there to return and he’s going to catch this one on a fair catch at the 15 yd line. It It just It seems like the Pats just they let you do whatever you want on the first drive. They let you do whatever and it’s like we’re just going to see how they’re playing. Just going to let that happen. whatever happened. And then the second drive comes in and they immediately just attack. I I if it works, it works. Avery, if you want to update them on the super chat battle, cuz we are getting worked. We are down by a hundred. Yeah, Jerry Music, I haven’t been this stressed out about a Patriots season in a long time. 399. No. 4 473. It might be Matthew. I mean, they adjust so much. Ex. They adjust so much. It’s night and day. The super chat battle. Mike Robert, love you, bro. Chad, I’m from Delaware. But you can see right here, they’re working us. They are working us. Right now, they are putting BTA belt to ass. Yeah. BTA right now. Come on. No jinxing. Appreciate you, Jaden. Appreciate you. Let’s beat this Browns report. Let’s beat this Browns report. I don’t want to go on their stream. I don’t want to talk to Jod. I want to talk to Jod. I don’t want to go into a stream and do push-ups. I already did 200 of them on the Raider stream. It’s Drake May. I’m I would not I have a Mac. Jones jersey and I ain’t rocking that [ __ ] Nick Flag coming in with a 20. Shout out to you. Have faith in our paths, folks. Let’s effing go. Exactly. Bonito Smurf. They may have won the battle, but we will win the war. Mark coming in with a $2 super chat. Shout out to you, Fat Jones. That’s crazy. All right, we’re getting back to action here. I smell a touchdown, Alex. I hope so, man. Starting at your own 15 yardd line. 16 yardd line. Drake May one for three for 15 yards. Peter Aen, let’s get it. 302, baby. Come on. Let’s see those numbers going up. There we go. May under center. Austin Hooper in motion. They’re going to fake the pitch. May rolling out right. He’s looking. He’s throwing and he’s finding Kan Booty for a first down. Type those ones. Throwback Cory Dylan jersey would be fire. I have one M. Jones jersey. Kahan Booty absolutely kill. He might have pushed off a little bit. They didn’t call it, but that’s fine. I see you in the chat. N Force. You’re welcome, Jackie. You’re welcome. Sure. First catch for 15 yards. About time this offense wakes up. 20 seconds left in the corner. May under center. Matt Collins in motion. Two to the left. Arandre in the back field. He’s going to fake the handoff once again. And they are doubling Miles Garrett and he finds Austin Hooper who breaks one tackle and he’s going to gain about seven on the play. That’ll be the end of the first quarter. Nathaniel, it’s not a M. Jones jersey. This is Drake May. I will not be rocking. Never again. M. Jones. Shout of him. He’s playing decent in uh playing decent in what’s it called? Yeah, that’s cool. As we go to the end of the first quarter, you can get your deal right now. chatsports.com/pats. It’s about $156 for a Patriots Nike t-shirt. It looks good. It looks nice. Uh I just did a 360. Your boy Drew. I just did one. I can do one again. But if you want to rep your Patriots, if you want a nice Nike t-shirt, and how often do you get Nike t-shirts that are less than $30? Not often, man. So use this link chatsports.com/pats. I Jackson, I got you. You can always get it. No, your boy, you’re all right. I can’t do a full 360 because then my cord gets tangled. Nah, we’re fine. Just we can go over some of the stats. Kyle Rush, did you not see my Woodhead jersey two weeks ago against the uh Saints? Was it the Saints? Yeah, it was a Saints game. There we go. We just want to keep the score up for him. Yeah, we can do that. And we start with Drake May. 25. I don’t have a Marcus Jones jersey. Drake May after starting one for three has completed his last two passes for about 22 yards. His QB rating is less than 100. That would be the first time since about the Dolphins game that he has thrown for under under uh 100. The Raandre Stevenson or actually go to uh go to uh Trevon Henderson, your boy Drew. Happy birthday to your wife Lisa. Happy birthday to her. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa Henderson. Two two carries, 30 yards. Vince Wilfork. We can look at Andre. Start do with the offense. Washington State breakfast in football for New England Dragon. We’ll get to the league scores in a second. Big Daddy Joe, we’re about to get back to kickoff here. Nah, we don’t have time. Oh, I just realized we hit 400 in super chats. That’s a boot. All right, we’re back to action here. Patriots under center. They’re going trips right with Raandre in the back field. Digs in motion. Got Kahan Booty out wide left. May drops back. He’s going to quick throw. caught for. They might mark this down for a first. I think they’re going to Matt Collins with a three-y catch. And are they going to bring this? They going to bring it forward. Yes. First down Patriots. 30 subs away, guys. 30 subs away. We got 2200 people in the chat. I know all 2,200 of you aren’t subscribed to the channel. Sub for Pat Stubs. First and 10. May under center. Two on the left, two on the right. We’re Mandre in the back field. They’re gonna hand this one off to Mandre. He’s gonna go up the middle. Hold on to that football. Gain him about five. There we go. Keep it going. Let’s get to Let’s get to 34K before the end of this drive. Let’s get to 34K. Shout out to Jackie. She’s They’re subscribed. Second down and five. There we go. Keep it going. 19 away. 19 away. 18 away. Second down and five. 14 to go left in the first half. Ball at the 45. May under center. You got Raandre in the back field. Raandre fakes the handoff. Step up, Drake. Step up. Step up. He’s going to be sacked. Four-yd loss. Third down and nine. This offensive line is struggling today. They tried to run a play action and uh Will Campbell got beat once again, but it I mean everybody got beat at that point. Two away from 34K. One away. One away. Third down and nine. Third down and nine. Shout out to all of y’all. Shout out to you guys. May lined up in the shotgun. You got two right, two left. Diggs in motion. May takes the snap and Miles Garrett’s coming. They double. He’s going over the middle and it’s intercepted. It’s bad play. Miles Garrett had the pressure. May stepped up and just threw it right to the defense. Right to the linebacker, right to the line. I don’t know who he was intending it for. Quarterback didn’t see him. He was looking for diggs over the middle and he just missed the linebacker. First uh interception for Drake May in a long time. I knew this game was going to be tough. All right, Brown’s got the ball in the shotgun. Dylan Gabriel got two right, two left, two to the right. Gabriel lines up, drops back. It’s quick throw screen and it’s going to go absolutely nowhere to David and Jooku. Loss of about two. Galani Tavi on the tackle. Come on, guys. Come on. Double S. Yeah, they’re killing the They’re kill They’re killing the O line. You’re you’re going to have to be carried by the defense mess for us. Carson Swinginger with the pick. The rookie leads all rookies in tackles with 59. May just didn’t see him. Second down and 11. Gabriel lined in the shotgun. Got two left, one right. Judkins to his right. Someone jumped. Call it. One second left of the play clock. Hand off up the middle. Judkins. He’s looking gonna gain about five on the play. He’s going to gain actually six. He gets pushed. It’s going to be third down and five. Third down and five. Come on, defense. Type those threes. Third down. Get a stop. Come on. Come on. Let’s see some threes all over that chat. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. Trips bunch left. One right. Judkins to his right. Gabriel takes the snap. They’re bringing pressure. Chson looking. He’s pulling pressure. He’s going deep to the end zone. Wide open. And it’s going to be caught, but out of bounds. Great play by Marcus Jones. Great play by Marcus Jones to push him out of bounds. Fourth down. Fourth down. What a play. Marcus Jones, he caught that ball. I don’t know who it was. I couldn’t tell by the name plate. Catches the ball and Marcus Jones immediately pushes him out of bounds. No force out rule in the NFL anymore. This ain’t 06. He was wide open and Marcus Jones made an amazing play, man. Amazing play. Isaiah Bond was the intended receiver. 47 yd field goal for Andre Smite. Kick is up and it is no good. No good. Spam miss. No good. Patriots catch a huge break after the Drake May turnover by their defense. They’re gonna have to be carried by this defense today. Carried by their defense today. God. Offense got to pick it up, man. Offense has to pick it up. Offense has to pick it up. Patriots are going to start their start their drive at their own 37 yard line. Basically a touchback. You make a mistake, Drake May. You hold it together. You hold it together. The defense helped you out. You don’t get any points off that turnover. It’s okay. It’s basically like nothing ever happened. Wipe it off your system and keep moving. We got 2400 people in the chat. Again, it was during that drive. Shout out to all y’all for getting to We got to 34,000 on the channel. Awesome. Thanks to all y’all. Wouldn’t be here without you guys. Where’s Westover? Westover’s on the field. They’re going in I eye formation. Yeah, Matrix. I don’t think he’s throwing for uh I don’t think he’s throwing for a 100 passer rating, but I don’t care. Just win the goddamn game. Win the freaking game. Win the freaking game. Aaron G, appreciate you. Big Daddy Joe, appreciate you. Now, let’s get to 35K. Never satisfied. Just getting started. It’s only week eight. We got 10 more weeks to go, ladies and gentlemen. Appreciate you, Alicia. Appreciate you. Faceless motion motivation. Come on offense. Come on offense. Never satisfied your boy Drew. Never satisfied. Yeah, we can look at some of the scores around the league. On the 35K, take a look at some of the scores. The Giants in a battle with the Eagles right now. Seven to seven. They just ran a tush push. I saw it and I don’t know what happened. And of course they called it in the Eagles favor. And we got the Bills up 6 nothing on the Panthers. The Jets down 10 to3 to the Bengals. And the Texans are up 6 nothing on the 49ers. Back to action here in New England. 11:22 left in the half. First down and 10 from the 37 yd line. Drake May’s in the shotgun. You got two right, one left. Trayvon Anderson’s in the game. May drops back. He’s going to roll out right. He’s looking looking and he’s going to find absolutely no one. And he’s going to check this one out of bounds. He could have ran that. He was looking for someone to get open, but he didn’t. They’re trying to show this third down play right now. And uh Diggs was on the mesh route and just didn’t see it. But even if he the linebacker that wasn’t there, it still might have been an interception. Matthew Do. We’re going to do that. Halftime. Halftime. Second down and 10. Once again in the shotgun. Got Jack West over to his right. Trayvon to his left. May drops back looking to go deep over the middle. He’s got one. Oh, Austin Hooper for a first down. Both at the 32 yd line. Type those ones. Huge play over the middle. Gigantic play right in the seam. 31 yd pass. What did I say, man? When you’re in cover two, beat the seam. I want to see the seam route. National tight end day. Get the tight ends involved. Beautiful pass by Drake May right in the hands of Austin Hooper and you gain a 31 yardd gain. All right, come on. First and 10 at the 30. May under center. You got everybody on the line of scrimmage except for Kahan Booty. They’re going to fake the handoff. May, he’s going to look to the end zone. Not caught. Well, it’s caught, but it’s going to be a little bit short of the end zone. Ball at the 11. First down, Patriots. Type those ones. Come on, get a drive going. Get a drive going. Let’s see those ones in the chat. Keep them coming. Perfect pass by Drake made to Matt Holland there. Just a little post corner route and they didn’t even see it coming. Once again, they are not playing man coverage at all. They are playing strictly zone defense and you could see with their motions. May under center. Once again, everybody on the line of scrimmage but booty. They’re going to hand this ball off to Trayvon who breaks. He’s going to find and loss of about three. They’re going to have to pass. This run game is non-existent once again. Go right ahead, Avery. We got Avery right here. Of course, on the ones and two. Second down and 12. So happy to be here again with the best fan base ever. Duh. Happy for you to be here. Second down and 12. 920 left in the quarter. Ball at the 13 yd line. May lined up in the shotgun. Got trips right with with Hunter Henry also on the line of scrimmage. Raandre Stevenson in the game. May takes the snap. He’s looking going quick to the sideline. Caught. It’s going to be about Oh, he’s trying to strip it from M. Collins, but he’s going to be down at about the eight yd line for I think that’s going to be about a four yardd gain. Third down. Shout out to Vzy coming in with a $3 super chat. Shout out to you, Vazzy. Third down and six. If you want the Patriots to convert this first down, hit that thumbs up icon and like the video. James Library, appreciate you, man. Appreciate you. Love bringing this stream to all the new people. You got two on the right, two on the left. May lined up in the shotgun with Raandre to his life. M. Holland in motion going to the left. May takes the snap, drops back. They’re bringing pressure. May trying to get free and he’s going to be sacked. This offensive line is [ __ ] terrible today. And who was it once again? Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett is eating Will Campbell’s lunch today, man. Eating Will Campbell’s lunch. He did the Randy Moss celebration. Miles Garrett after that sack. Fourth and 13. Borggalis is going to take another field goal. This is Will Campbell’s first test and he is failing. He is failing. Borggalis with a 32 yd attempt. Kick is up and it is barely good. Barely. Snuck in by Oh, that’s a lot. You’re asking me. Lori Ed coming in with a 20. Yeah, let’s get to some of those supers. Thumbs our oi looks terrible right now. Yes, it does. This is Miles Garrett is eating, man. Yeah. Look at the score. 67. Brandon Newberry. Reandre is losing it. Raandre ain’t losing [ __ ] The offensive line has just been [ __ ] That’s basically it. Miles coming in with a $2 super chat. I already gave you the karate kick. I don’t feel like kicking again. Vazzy coming in with a two. Shout out to Vozy. New England Dragon coming in with a two. I think we already went to his Nick Flag. Did we already I think we already pretty sure we did. I’m pretty sure we didn’t get to uh Yeah, I think Nick Flag was the last one. We didn’t get to Mark’s. We didn’t get to Kyle Rushes, Vazzy, and Lorie Andrews. There we go. Shout out to Mark coming in with a $2 super chat. Got to play better, man. Got to play better. Kyle Rush, get Faulker a Woodhead jersey. Yeah, I wore it two weeks ago. If you want to go look at the stream, you could see me in the Woodhead jersey. It’s a white Reebok throwback authentic jersey. It’s one of my favorites. Fuzzy with a $3 super chat also. And then Lori coming in with a 20. Shout out to Lori. Shout out to Lori. Ah, sure. We could see the loss on the field and the loss in the super chat, too. Bless you. Bless you again, Hector. Reebok jerseys look like actual jerseys. This feels like a shirt. This feels like a shirt. We are at 434 and they’re at 47. We’re We’re losing in the super chat battle. We did make 400. So, I do have to take a boot. I do have to do a boot, which at this point, Sure. double or nothing though. If we get to 800, I’ll do a boot. make uh make me want to forget about how bad the Patriots offense has been right now. 434 to 473. We got to beat them, guys. We got to beat them. Lori, you’re the best. And if you got super chat menu, $20 is Bean Boozled. There we go. Oh, that was terrible. What? What was it? Old bandage. E. What was the other option? If it was kick us away, Raspberry. Oh my god. You got bamboo. And he’s going to be pushed out of bounds at the 25 yard line by Alex. Oh my god. It was either pomegranate or old bandage. Surprisingly, Big Daddy Joe. Yes. Avery is our lovely producer. Amy, first down and 10 for Gabriel under center. You got bunch left and Judkins in the back field. He’s going to take the hand off and try to break outside and he’s going to gain about four, maybe three on the play. I wish I knew the answer. Bear Gambles. I wish I knew the answer. Trev, I’m back. Welcome back, brother. Yeah, exactly. Fat Jones. Second down and six. Gabriel under center. You got one right, one left. Judkins in the back field. There you take the handoff. Hand it up to Judkins up the middle and he’s going to gain nothing on the play. Maybe one breaks down. Third and five. Third and five. Third and five. Come on. Come on. Stop this team. Stop this team. Shout out to Diane Davis coming in with a 20 and with a $2 super chat. Let’s get those threes. Type those threes. Type those threes. Come on. Come on. Third down and about five to six. Third down and four, actually. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. Got two right, two left. Man in motion. Gabriel takes the snap. Patriots are bringing pressure. He’s going to go over the middle. Incomplete. Marcus Jones once again. Uh-uh. Marcus Jones is having an allp pro season, ladies and gentlemen. An allp prose. He has been absolutely incredible. Incredible. Type your 25. Shout out to Marcus Jones. Shout out to Marcus Jones. This man’s unbelievable. He is 5 foot8. 510. Punt is away. Marcus Jones is back there. I think he’s going to have room to return this one. He does. He gets one tackle, two tackles, and he’s going to be wrapped up by four people at about the 34 yd line. That’s your cousin, Fat Jones. He’s been playing out of his mind. Extend 25 to 10 to after the game. Oh, Gil, I’m not being hard on my on Will Campbell at all. This is welcome to the NFL moment. It’s Miles Garrett. I mean, what what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? There we go. We hit the 34K today. Let’s make 35. I know we could do it. We got 25 people in the chat right 2500 people in the chat right now if you love the Patriots. If you want daily videos, we go live twice a week. Sub for Pats dubs. Jeez. and uh Diane and Lori both get on the uh helmet. I’m almost out of stickers. So, we will be giving this away once it gets filled up. And I only have a certain amount of stickers. So, I will keep track of all your $20 super chats. Well, Hugh, if you don’t like it, then get out. Yeah, we can do a fanatics read. If you guys want to get your Patriots gear today, once again, you guys can find it at chatsports.com/pats. It’s Nike Nike shirt. Usually those Nike shirts are about $30, $32.99, but you can get it for almost 60% off. chatsports.com/pets. I got that for you in the comments. Hey, Austin. Bonk. Bonk. Hey, thumbs. Let’s Let’s calm down a little bit, my guy. Our all all line looks terrible. Yeah. I mean, Will Campbell’s got to be better. MJ Phoenix. When times are tough, just remember the Jets are 0 and seven. I don’t care about other teams. I care about us. I care about us. I don’t care what other teams are doing. Diane Davis coming in with a two. And a 20. And that got you a sticker, which I did put it on. Thumbs. Marcus Jones playing out of his mind. All right, we’re back to action. Drake May in the shotgun. Hands up to Arandre who goes up the middle and he’s going to break free. He’s going to get about nine on the play. I thought it was going to be a loss, but no. Keeps on turning those legs and he goes for a nine yard gain. Marcus Jones CB2 or maybe even one. He’s our like you can’t really call him a CB2 cuz he’s the nickel corner. He’s the nickel corner. So like it’s hard to say. Clock. That’s crazy. Second down and one. May under center. Checks the line. Checks the play at the line of scrimmage. Got a man in motion. Hand off to Raandre and he gets bulldozed at the line of scrimmage by by uh Carson Schwinger. And it’s going to be third down and one. Third down and one. 2700 people in the chat right now. If you want the Patriots to convert this third down, come on. Uh-oh. Cam Scataboo is down on the field and hurt bad. That’s not good. Yep. Perfect. Come on. Third down and one. Everybody under center. And Michael Wenu jumped. You got to be [ __ ] kidding me. If you love the Pats, if you love Alper and I producing these videos, like the video, like the stream, like the channel, like it all. All right, it’s going to be a third down and six instead of a third down and one cuz Michael Wenu jumped cuz he was scared of the defensive lineman. Third down and six. 440 left in the half. You cannot you just can’t have Oh, that was a bad injury by Scataboo. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. We got empty set. Trips left and two right. They’re bringing pressure. May drops back looking. He’s going to try to air this one out deep and it’s going to be incomplete to Kan Booty. That was a three and out after Andre Stevenson ran the ball nine yards on first down and you went three and out. I don’t know what Kahan Booty was looking there. He just mistimed it. He mistimed the throw. They’re going to punt. Punt is away. And he’s got room to return this. Oh no, he’s going to It’s going to go into the back of the end zone for a touchback. I do not care about other teams what and how they’re doing, but I’m It’s kind of sad that someone gets hurt, MJ. Like I’m I’m not going to root for a guy to get hurt. I do have red zone on my monitor right here just to see what’s going around across the league. Thank you big daddy Joe for always taking care of the mods. And if you guys any of your f play fantasy, you got players. Cam Scataboo is getting carded off. His ankles turned the wrong way. Here’s some scores around the league. Texans up 13 nothing on the 49ers. Wow. M. Jones is getting worked. Bengals up 17 to 10 on the Jets. Bills are up 12 to3. What’s the score of the uh Bears Ravens game if you could find that one? 6-7 just like our game. I mean, did anybody not expect the the Eagles to blow out the Giants? I don’t even want to know what the uh I don’t even want to know what the injury or what the stream is like over there. Digs is on the field. Des on the field. Look at that number. First we were trying to get to 34K and now we’re almost at 34100. Let’s keep it going. Let’s keep it going, guys. Let’s keep it going. Let’s keep it going. Come on. Come on. Defense. Defense is going to have to carry you today. Just got to get a drive going. Just got to get a drive going. That’s it. That’s it. All right, Gabriel. Bailey Zappy is also active for this game. Double S. Any way possible, man. Any way possible. All right, four minutes left to go in the half. Dylan Gabriel under center. Everybody in the line of scrimmage except for one guy, one receiver on the right. Gabriel fakes the fakes the handoff. He’s looking looking. They’re bringing pressure. He’s going to toss it over the middle and it’s going to be caught. And he’s going to gain more first down and more. 25 yd gain because Robert Splain missed a tackle. He went for the pass break up instead of the uh tackle. Just hit the man. First down and 10 at their own 41. Gabriel in the shotgun. Got two right. Gabriel takes a snap. It’s a flea flicker. Bar’s bringing pressure. Incomplete. Incomplete. Second down and 10. Okay, that was great to get the pressure in. Christian Barmore on the play. He didn’t play the first drive of the game. He checks out and I think Kyus Tonga is coming back in. Second down and 10. Gabriel under center. You got bunch right. Judkins in the back field and one left. Gabriel takes the snap. He’s going to hand the ball off to Judkins and he’s going to be tackled behind the line. Behind the line. Robert Spalain. Third down. Type those threes. Come on, get a stop. The Browns get the ball after halftime. You have to get a stop here. K. Leavon Chaissson bringing the pressure and Robert Spelain finished off the tackle. Third down and 14. Judkins on the sideline. You got Gabriel in the shotgun. Two right, one left. Harold Fannon’s going in motion out right. They’re going to take the hand off. It’s going to be a pass. A wide receiver pass. They’re getting pressure on him. They’re getting pressure. He’s going to run up the middle. He’s going to break one and he’s going to be tackled way before the first down. Great defense. Keep those threes coming in the chat. Tried to do some trickery [ __ ] and it didn’t work. Fourth down and 12. Exactly. Exactly. Bonito Smith. Great awareness to realize that the pass was so far behind the line of scrimmage that it was a P that it was a wide receiver pass. Punt is away. Marcus Jones in the back and he’s got room to return this one. Nope. He’s going to fair catch it at the 17 yd line. When I slammed the table down, I hurt my finger. First down and 10. 210 left to go in the half. Ball at the own 17. You got to come up with a drive here. You have to get points. You have to get points in this drive. May lined up under center. They’re going to hand the ball off to Raandre Stevenson who somehow gains more than a yard on the play. I do. Two-minute warning. If you can just get a drive here, get the field goal, you would be okay. It’s going to be rough. This is This is kind of what you expected out of this Patriots game. The Browns defense is top five in the NFL, but you can see by their offense how awful it is. They can’t move the ball down the field. CK, the running backs are fine, man. this offensive line. Like if you see Raandre Stevenson takes the hand off and you got I mean do you want me to say it? You got three guys coming in your face. Pause. You have to go into halftime. You have to go into halftime and make adjustments. Josh McDaniels, you got to be better. You got to make adjustments. Happy birthday, Jackie. But that’s the last shout out you’re given. You’re given. You got like 15 of them. Yeah. Extreme pause. But I mean, am I wrong? You got Mason Graham, Miles Garrett, and one of the linebackers just right in front of you the second you take the hand off. The second you take the hand off. Big Daddy Joe, I’m not calling it a trap game. This This is just who the Browns are. I mean, the Pack, you saw what they did to the Packers. They miraculously won the game. Can we give a happy birthday to Kaden? Seasoned vet. I’m not wrong. If you guys do want to follow my socials, I’m on Twitter. I’m on Instagram, thereal alper. My DMs are open. You guys can hit me up. Go go go follow Alper all over his socials. If you don’t, you clearly don’t love him. And we all love Albert. Got 29 people in the chat. We got the game back going. Drake May lined up in the shotgun. You got two right, two left from Andre to his right. May drops back. He’s got time. He’s got time. He checks it down to Diggs. Diggs going to break one tackle. Nope. He pushed out of bounds after a gain of about four. Shout out to Tim Donnelly giving me with a follow. Shout out to you. Third down and three. The clock is ticking. They said that Diggs was pushed out of bounds. Sure. Sure. Minute and 30 left to go in the half. May lined up in the shotgun. Diggs comes in motion to the right side. You got Tayvon Henderson to his left. May drops back. Looking, looking, looking. He’s going to try to look. He’s going airing it out deep. Wide open. Wide open. Pop Douglas who breaks free and he’s going to be down at about the 32 yd line. Huge play by Drake May. Broke the defense. May rolled out right and found him wide open in the middle of the field. Just a flick of the wrist. Big play by Pop Douglas. Big play by Pop Douglas. Get you in field goal range. Spam Pop in the chat right now. Spam your Pops. Shout out Pop Douglas, man. Every single week this man finds ways to break open the defense. Did a little celebration after too. Timeout. New England stops the clock with a minute and five left to go. Can we get a touchdown? Keep those pops coming in the chat. Come on. Get a touchdown here. Please go into the half up. But don’t commit any type of turnovers. Don’t commit a turnover. It’s all you got to do. Hold on. Offensive line. Double the living hell out of Miles Garrett. May lined up in the shotgun. Got trips left, two right. Everybody on the line of scrimmage. May empty set. Takes the snap. They’re bringing pressure. May going to the end zone. Going to the end zone. And it is caught. Caught. But they’re saying he’s out of bounds. Raandre Stevenson brings it down at the two yd line, but they say he was out of bounds. Let’s check the replay. Raandre caught. He was out of bounds. Second down. I like airing it out. Maybe not tore, but I like airing it out. Minute left to go in the half. Ball at the Cleveland 32 yd line. May empty set. No. Raandre’s to his right. May drops back. Looking looking looking looking and he’s going to be stripped. They got the ball back. Third down after a four fouryd loss. Clock is ticking. Miles Garrett has three sacks in the first half. He is cooking. And I mean absolutely cooking Will Campbell. Someone take this man out the kitchen. He is cooking Will Campbell. Third down and 18. If I’m the Patriots, I I’m just handing the ball up the middle, man. Shotgun snap, delayed handoff up the middle. H take take your losses. um get about five yards on the play. Make it a 52 yard field goal. There’s no need to air the ball out here. It’s third down and 18. This is a welcome to the NFL moment for Will Campbell. And he he is he is getting worked. He is getting worked. You just got to learn through the hard way sometimes. It’s all you can do. 100% Tristan. I mean, Miles Garrett’s a Hall of Famer. I I I would just double him every play and they’re trying to and it’s not working. They’re doing a block and release with uh Hunter Henry. May lined up in the shotgun. Got two left. Browns call timeout. Shout out to Janette and Ruby. No, just put Hunter Henry. So, what they’re trying to do is to start the play, Hunter Henry blocks Miles Garrett and then releases to go out for a pass and then it’s leaving Will Campbell there to kind of clean up. And it’s not working. It’s not working. He’s beating up on both of them. People are complaining about Will Campbell, dude. He’s a rookie going up against Miles Garrett. What was my main key to victory today? Contain Miles Garrett. Well, he’s got three sacks, including a strip sack. Thankfully, the Patriots got the ball back. Yeah, it’s just one of those games. May lined up in the shotgun. You got trips, right? No. Diggs is in motion. Someone jumped. They’re not going to call. Yep, they’re calling it. Hunter Henry jumped the false start. Now you’re Now you got a third down and 23. Hunter Henry saw Miles Garrett and he [ __ ] bricks. Now you’re out of field goal range. Now you have to pass. Third down to 23. 29 seconds to go in the half. May drops back. Looking looking, looking. Going to air it out over the middle. Caught. He’s going to be short of the first down. About a yard. It’s Kahan Booty. I don’t know what they want to do here. It looks like they’re going to go. There’s 17 seconds. I mean, you could take the points here. 14 13 12 11 10 They’re going to call a timeout and kick the field goal. 17 yd gain on the play. A great play by Drake May. Finds Kahan Booty over the middle for a 17yd gain. Get to the 24 yd line. Make this a 41yd field goal. Why didn’t you do that the last five plays? Gain No, it gained 21. Great catch. just came up a yard short. It’s going to be two seconds left. We got a What a catch by Kahan Booty. That was way behind him from Drake May. And remember uh remember um the Browns get the ball at half. Hopefully uh Andy Borgales can uh make this field goal. Three 3100 people in the chat right now. If you haven’t already, sub for Pat Stubs. Borggales with a 42 yd field goal attempt. It’s windy out New England. This is not a guaranteed kick. Awesome, Bokeh. Awesome. Hope you’re sharing some of sharing some of that money with a super chat. Good lord, the Falcons suck. 42 yard attempt. You want to think it’s rigged? You can think it’s rigged all you want. Exactly. All right. Borgalis 42 yd attempt. Kick is up and it’s drilled. All right. Patriots go into the half. Up nine to7. Ugly first half. absolute ugly first half, but that’s how bad the Browns offense is. They cannot move the ball down the field. They cannot do [ __ ] on offense. You are going to have to win this game in the trenches. You are going to have to figure something out. Most likely, the team that scores the next touchdown is probably going to win this football game. You have to come out in the second half, make your halftime adjustments, and double [ __ ] Miles Garrett. If you want to go in and see what you did wrong, you didn’t double Miles Garrett. Sure, you did the little block in release. You let Hunter Henry blocked his start. It’s not working. Just double him. Take away the tight end. Have Austin Hooper go out and go for a catch. Have Kahan Booty and Stefan Diggs, but nothing is working on Miles Garrett. Nothing is working on Miles Garrett. They’re winning. We’re winning. Sure. Show them what they’re doing to this man. It’s Welcome to the NFL for Will Campbell. You’re not doing anything wrong on defense. Marcus Jones is having an amazing game. I do need a boot. I can go I can go grab that because I’m gonna I’m gonna go use the bathroom. I will be right back. I’m going to use the bathroom. Avery can take over. You can go over all the stats, Avery, of all the people and then any super chats that we get. We have to beat the Browns apart. Grade the first half for me though while I I’ll be gone. They say Morrow. Yeah. I mean, I’m I’m getting a I’m getting a boot. Yeah. Miles Garrett is cooking. He’s cooking. He’s seen tougher defenses. This is the best defense that we’ve seen. The boot will lower your blood pressure. It might do the opposite. Might do You want to bring yourself up? No, just bring yourself up. It’s fine. They’re not Blake. They’re not using Hunter Henry enough. He’s blocking. He’s immediate blocking and then running. Remember, it has to be on the top like the uh cam right chroma. You got to bring it all the way up to the top above background and chroma. See? Well, the the other one though Exactly, Bruno. It’s Miles Garrett. You got to do something. All right, I will be right back. Avery’s going to take over for a second. It’s his eye. Back again while Alpo gets his lovely boot, takes his little bathroom break. It is nice to be back. Back in the saddle where I feel like I belong, honestly. But I want to see what y’all have to say about this first half because it’s looking pretty crazy right now. Hey Nick, shout out to everyone who’s in the chat right now. If you haven’t liked the channel already or the stream, please like it. If you love me, if you love Alper, but if you really love me, you’ll like that. Hey Phil. Hey guys, I’m so excited to be here. I love being here. Pat’s fans always get me so excited. But I want to know other than our grade currently, what is everybody eating right now? Or what do y’all think is the best tailgate food? I know we’re not tailgating, but you know, if you’re like me and you grew up in the South, you will eat no matter what. Tailgate food is just a social concept. It’s football food, period. Yeah, there we go. What What are y’all eating right now? I want to know. Right now, I’m currently eating a Red Bull, sugar-free, of course. I had a breakfast. I had surprisingly a McGriddle, which is crazy because our Browns host Joey O’Donnell’s. He’s got a fully developed frontal lobe. Never had McDonald’s. I think that’s crazy. That’s just me, though. Cheers to all you Pats fans and everybody here. We love having all of you here. You guys make this channel keep going and we love doing these streams for y’all. This is what we do in our weekends and this is what we love doing on our weekends and we love all of you so much. I love all of you so much. BYOB. Yeah, Alper’s gonna get my beer right now because Lord knows we all need one right now. Personally, my favorite beer is a Miller Light. I grew up drinking Miller Light. My dad was big into cooking. He did like beer canned chicken and smoking all his meats and stuff. Miller Light is where it’s at. That is the best beer to be drinking during a football game in my opinion. Grilled cheese with tomato sauce. Oh my gosh. I made tomato soup the other day with grilled cheese and it was amazing. I I was cooking. Chef was in the kitchen and the kitchen was getting hot. You know, I can cook it up. You guys wouldn’t know. But just take my word for it. I can cook. Thank you, Big Daddy Joe. I’m trying my best. Being the only girl here, I feel like I’ve really adjusted well to this environment. I love uh the chaos. I thrive in the chaos per personally. Guac and chips classic. Love a good queso and chips as well. TJ Wood, I love you as well. God damn it, Snuby. I do all our cooking. What are you cooking right now? If you’re cooking, what are you cooking? Seems like you got some eggs in the skillet right now. A crappy Miller light. Yeah, there’s not Miller Miller lights. Sorry, excuse me. In the fridge right now. So, all the Miller lights we are drinking are warm. But when you’re in the middle of a football game like this, it doesn’t really matter because win or lose, we booze. That’s something I’ve lived by all my life. I went to the University of Arkansas, so not saying that we’re losing. I think we’re kicking ass right now. And we got plenty of time to put belt to asss right now. But as someone who went to the University of Arkansas, no loss can hurt me. You get used to it. But that’s not something that us Patriots fans are used to and something we will never get accustomed to because we’re winners. Duh. I wish we would have drafted Scataboo, but currently he is hurt and really hurt apparently. So when Alfar gets back, I’m sure he’ll have plenty of things to say about that. We got happy dads. We got happy dads now. Alper’s back and he says he’s not drinking beer like us cool people, but he’s drinking happy dads. Let Let me get you back on the cam. I’m back. Had to contain myself for a tiny bit as I crashed out a little. Oh, there’s two of me. There we go. Somebody went out and got happy dads. Who’s making chicken nuggets and fries? I was asking them what they like to eat and what they’re eating right now. Some of the best football food you’ve ever eaten. John, a $50 for a beer bong. But I do owe you guys a boot. So, we’re going to be taking a boot. Cheers. If you still have confidence, like I know you all do and like I do that the Patriots are going to take this one home, like that video. Like the stream. Come on, show the love. We want to see it. And look at the way Alpers’s putting this thing down. He is putting it down faster than any of you can pick it up. I promise you that. Look at him go. It’s almost like a proud sister moment. I’m getting a little emotional. Look at him. He’s killing that boot right now. Lug. Get it. Get it. Alper. Master level. God. Oh my god. Excuse me. Chief, nah, don’t do that, bro. Nah, you see me crashing out enough. If I was doing that, it’d be bad. Appreciate you, Bonito, Smurf. I’m trying to keep composed. I mean, it’s 97. The Patriots are winning. The Patriots are winning. It It doesn’t feel like that. It does not feel like that. This offense has been stagnant throughout the whole entire Avery, if you don’t mind, if you have the team stats for the Patriots. I’d love to see I’d love to see what they have been doing throughout the first couple. We got 2,000 people in the chat right now. 29 likes away from 900. If you could hit that thumbs up icon. Yeah. Give me the offense for me. I’d love to see that. That looks right. That looks right. There we go. Nine points, 210 total yards of offense. Cameron Peters Borgalis has been hitting his kicks. The first one snuck in. No, the Patriots have three field goals. What am I talking about? The first one snuck in and the second two have been solid. Second two have been solid. Yeah, like J.R. the Pats fan. I mean, yeah, you’re going up against one of the best defenses in the NFL. I said on my preview video that even though the Browns are two and five, their record doesn’t uh represent the type of team that they are. This is the best defense that the Patriots have gone up against the entire season. You’ve gone up against [ __ ] defenses and bad defense. Like, the Titans defense is one of the worst in the NFL. The Saints defense is one of the worst in the NFL. Like, this is this is going to be a tough this we knew this was going to be a tough game and they’re playing great defense. But Miles Garrett is just killing three penalties. That was a really really tough penalty by uh Mike Wenu on third and one. You cannot have those type of penalties. Sure. I mean, it’s just crazy at this point. Three tackles, three sacks. He’s all over the field. All over the field. And if you want to put Avery, if you could, you could pull up my keys to victory real quick. Just the list four stat. I mean, you could even bring up the list three bottom if you have that right now because we don’t got to go over all of them. It just I just want to show them like my number one key to victory that I had was contain Miles Garrett and you’re not doing it like Yeah. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. great producing the number one Miles Garrett. You’re not containing him. He is they’re they’re trying the same thing over and over and over and over and it’s not working. They’re trying to have a little we’re going to block block block block and then hope Will Campbell can handle the last two seconds of the uh two seconds of the pre of the time. And Miles Garrett is just beating Hunter Henry, beating Will Campbell and making this Patriots team look foolish. Austin Mitchell. Yeah, Hunter Henry is playing. Do I think May is playing bad football? It’s not him. It’s the whole team. It’s not Drake May’s fault. It’s not Stefan Dig’s fault. It’s not Raandre Stevenson’s fault. It’s a combination of everybody. But you also you’re winning. So, it’s just it’s funny. All right, back underway here in New England as Boralis kicks this one away. And it is going to be returned. He’s going to catch this one at the five and it’s going to be returned and he’s going to gain absolutely. He’s going to go nowhere, but there’s a flag down on the play. He was stopped at the 26 yd line. Shout out to godamn it Snuffy. $20 super chat. That gets you a helmet sticker, my guy. Are they calling this one on the kicking team? So, you start off the half with a penalty on Marte Mapu and I think it was a legal touching by Marte Mapu. God damn it, Snuffy. That gets you a little helmet sticker on here. We’re not going to cover up that beautiful Patriots logo. When that gets filled, we will give that away. Go right ahead. Oh, you got the Eagle score up. Gabriel backs drops back to pass looking. He’s going to check this one down and it’s going to be tackled behind the line of scrimmage. Christian Gonzalez on the play tackles Jerome Ford behind the line. Illegal kicking formation. Darren, I guess maybe Marte Mapu started running before the uh before the kick was caught. Suzanne, Buffalo’s defense sucks. I don’t think you guys noticed. Buffalo’s defense is not good. The Saints cook them apart. Second down and 11. Dylan Gabriel in the shotgun. You got bunch right with a man in motion to the left. Judkins to his left. Gabriel takes the snap. He’s going to hand this ball up the middle to Judkins. And Judkins is going nowhere. Nowhere. It’s going to bring up a third down and 10. Already starting the drive off. Can we get a three and out? Type those threes. Type those threes. It’s got to stop. Kyus Taga comes to the sidelines. He is out of breath. Third down and nine. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. You got bunch right, one left, and Judin. No, that’s Jerome Ford to his left. Man in motion. Gabriel takes the snap. Drops back and he’s going to be pressured and he’s going to take off. Looks like he’s No, he’s throwing over the middle. Incomplete. Incomplete. Incomplete. Fourth down. No flags. Three and out. Turn those threes into fours and get those fours in the freaking chat. Turn those threes to fours. You heard the girl. Spam four. They are not winning this game. Come out in the second half and beat the living [ __ ] out of this team. Punt is away and it’s going to be caught, but there’s a flag down. Caught by Marcus Jones at the 34, but there’s a flag down. Let’s see what this is. Holding by the Patriots. Let’s bring them back 10 yards. Get a nice three and out. Get a nice three and out. You can go to the bathroom right now if you want. Yeah, Brady A loves Jesus. This is not flag football. This is the NFL. Oh, of course they missed a hold on Chson. So, the Patriots have I I think five penalties on the day and three of them have come on the special teams. Lime sweats. I need the Patriots minus 7. Seven. Let’s get some screens to Trayvon. Steven Black. Let’s take a look, shall we? Let’s take a look. So, the Patriots have five penalties for 39 yards. Like I I kept saying over and over and over throughout the last couple of weeks, the Patriots aren’t committing like bad bad penalties. They’re not committing your, hey, personal foul call for 15 yards. They’re not committing your, hey, hey, pass interference for 30 yards down the field. It’s these little ticktac starts, illegal formation on special teams. You’re getting a hold call. Those are the plays that is messing this team up. And Cleveland has zero penalties. You got it, Steven Black. In in the PFF charting, they are giving rookie Will Campbell only two sacks. I’d say three. I’d say three. I’d say three. Has the NASCAR race started? Oh, it has. I’mma turn that on. God damn it, Snuffy. Appreciate you, man. Appreciate you, man. Who said the NBA reps are here? Exactly. Repvoid. Exactly. Alex Hernandez, what the f is Josh doing? Let’s go Pats. Shout out to you coming in with the $2 super chat. Appreciate you. Where’s Matt Light and Logan Menkins? As long as I don’t have to see uh Jonathan Cannon on the sidelines or uh what what was Marshall New House? They haunt me in my sleep. All right, back to action here in New England. May lined up in the shotgun. You got Jack Westover and Raandre to the right. They’re going to fake the handoff. May he’s looking. He’s going to take off running. He’s going to be tripped up after about a fouryard gain. And guess who was on the tackle? Miles Garrett. Of course he was. Of course he was. I hope you’re right. Joshua Middleton. My whole entire day relies on the Patriots minus 7. It’s a Drake May jersey. It’s not M. Jones. Second down and four. 6-yd gain for May on that play. 1240 left in the quarter. May once again lined up in the shotgun. He got one left, one right. Both running backs to May. They’re going to fake the handoff. It’s a pitch to Trayvon and he’s going to get the first down. Type those ones. Type those ones. Big big first down on the play. always appreciated. All right, first and 10 eye formation for the Patriots. Jack Westover as your fullback. They’re going to pitch another one to Henderson. Henderson finds the hole. He breaks one tackle, breaks two tackles. He’s breaking free. Hold on to the football, my guy. Which he does. First down, Patriots. Big game by Trevon Henderson on the play. Proving us wrong then it’s just situational. Trevon Henderson finds the hole through the tackles and breaks free for over a 20- yard gain. Type those ones. Patriots are in Cleveland territory at the 38 yd line. First down and 10. Five rushes for 61 yards for Trayvon. May under center. Raandre back of the field. Bunch right. May pitches this to Raandre. It looks like a pass. It’s back to Drake May and he’s going to take the hit. Finds M. Collins wide open. 15 yd gain. First down Patriots. Trickery. We got some trickeration. Pickory dickory. We got some trickery. Let’s see those ones in the chat. Type those ones. Let’s get those ones in the chat. May got leveled. He got leveled. First down and 10 inside the red zone. Ball at the 19. Man in the shotgun trips right. Raandre. It’s a pitch to Raandre. He’s going to take this up the middle. Hold on to the football. 5 yd gain. Come on. Get a touchdown here, baby. Get a touchdown here. Get a touchdown here. Cool. Camden Smith, shout out with a $2 super chat. Drake May is my dad. Second down and six. 10 minutes to go in the third quarter. May lined up under center. Tayvon Henderson is checked up. No, that’s Raandre in the ball game. You got two left, two right. Pop Douglas in motion. It’s going to be a jet sweep to pop up the middle. He’s going to get the first down. First and goal at the seven. Come on, convert this touchdown. I’m tired of field goals. Tired of field goals. Bless you. Oh well, I like to be nice. Bursting goal. Ball at the sevenyd line. Come on. Score a touchdown here. May under center. Bunch right. Stfan diggs in motion. They’re going to hand this ball off to No, they’re going to fake the handoff. He’s finding I think that’s Hunter Henry and it’s going to be a touchdown. Let’s go. Touchdown, Hunter Henry. That’s how you do it. That’s how you do it. Spam those TDs in the chat. Spam those TDs. Save my day. How much did that just win me? 130. Thank you, Hunter Henry. Thank you, Hunter Henry, for completing or helping Alper with his parlay. Thank you, Hunter Henry. All right, Borgalis, make this extra point. Kick is up right down the pipe. Beautiful second half opening drive. Beautiful. You drove right down the field. You had some trickeration in there. You had a little jet sweep. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect play. That’s how you come out the second half. That’s how you do it. You make your halftime adjustments. You see what you did wrong in the first. And if you notice during that entire drive, you did not hear you did not hear Miles Garrett at all. That’s the one thing I noticed. You did not hear Miles Garrett during that last drive. Shout out to Josh McDaniels for calling a great drive after a bad first half. Halftime adjustments, man. And the Patriots up nine. Two-score game. They could do that. Exactly. Big Daddy Joe. Show me the money. All right. So, while we’re in the TV timeout, you can get your deals. chatsports.com/patriot/pats. 60% off. If you want to rep the Patriots. if you want to rep them with a nice nice Nike t-shirt. And those things last. I’m wearing a Nike t-shirt under here. It’s over 10 years old. Is that link not working? God damn it. I’ll get the link for you guys. I do. I got to put a https www. There we go. Let’s see if that works. Let’s see if that works. But if you want to get your Patriots gear, there we go. It’s working now. Yeah. Get yours today. It’s almost 60% off. I think you have to use a code when you buy it, but if you use that link, you support the channel, you support the Patriots. Chatsports.com/pats. Get to our super chat menu. $5 gets you a raffle ticket into the signed picture of Teddy Brussi in the snow throwing up the snow. It’s a beautiful, beautiful picture. $10 gets you three raffle tickets. $20 get you a helmet sticker. We started putting them on, but guess what? I ran out of stickers already, so we got to get more. $50 also get you 20 raffle tickets and a beer bong. And we already hit 400. And I did a celebratory boot. Celebratory boot. If we want to talk about the picture, the raffle that we’re giving away, it’s this one right here back. I think that was 2001. That might be the tuck rule game actually, if I’m not mistaken. I think so. But awesome picture signed by the goat Teddy Bruski himself. Maybe when I give this away, I’ll wear the Teddy Brussi jersey. I have a Teddy Brussi jersey. It’s that exact jersey. So maybe I’ll wear it for us next week when we give it away. But a $5 super chat. That’s all it takes. One raffle ticket in. The kick is away and the Browns are returning this one. They caught it at the sevenyd line up the middle and he’s going to be taken down at the 30. And we have no special teams penalties. Great tackle by Galani Tavi. Thumbs coming in with a $2 super chat. It’s been saying it all season. Hendo on an outside back. He’s finally showing up. He’s finally given the opportunity. That was against Miami. Thank you, Strawberry Candy, for uh for uh making Yeah, for correcting me. Joseé Cruz Torres, is it time for a Frabel extension? Shout out to you with the $2 super chat. What were you saying? I meant to mention if we get to $800 in super chats, I will do a boot. Judkins to the right side. No gain on the play. Sorry to cut you off, Avery. If we get $800, I will do a boo and I will do it faster than Alberta. Probably. That’s not a guess. That’s a promise. Almost 1k likes. Double S. Yeah, Nick, you’re correct. You’re correct. It was in Oakland in the snow. Second down and nine. Second down and nine. Gabriel in the shotgun. You got two to his right, one right, one left. Gabriel drops back, fakes the handoff. He’s getting pressured, throwing it over the middle. It’s caught, but immediately tackled by Robert Fellain for a gain of about two. It’s going to be third down. What’s the aliens going to do in the I don’t know, man. I don’t know. Spam your threes. Spam your threes. Third down and seven for the Browns. It is loud in Gillette Stadium. I see one old man holding his head like this. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. Trips left. You have a man in motion. Patriots bring in the pressure. Gabriel takes a snap, drops back, looking over the middle. It’s intercepted. Robert Spalain. He could take this one into the end zone, but he doesn’t. He’s stopped at the five. Robert Spalain with the interception. Patriots take over at the five yd line. Let’s [ __ ] go. First pick of Dylan Gabriel’s career. We knew it was coming today. Come on. Type LFG in the chat. Spam it. Let’s freaking go, man. Got to win with this with the aliens coming next week in November. Yeah, sure. Sure. Hammad, you’re you’re good. May drops back. He fakes the handoff. He’s rolling right. It’s Miles Garrett and he’s going to be taken down with another sack. Fourth sack of the day for Garrett. Fourth sack of the day for Miles Garrett. Robert Spalain is hype. That should have been a horse collar or a hip drop tackle. That’s 100% a hip drop tackle NFL. No penalty, but I can guarantee you next week Miles Garrett will be getting that $30,000 fine. Second down and goal. All about the 10. Appreciate you, Battler. If you want to be like them, hit that sub button. If you’re new here, we go live every single Sunday and every single Wednesday. Second down and goal. May lined up in the shotgun. You got two to the right, one to the left. Jesan Booty by himself in the left. May drops back. He’s going to the end zone, finds. No, that’s Diggs. And he’s going to be downed at the oneyd line. Oh, that was almost Diggs’s first touchdown. Third down and goal from the one. Third down and goal from the one. Diggs beat him on a slant, but the ball was just a tiny tiny bit behind him. Tiny bit behind him to where Diggs couldn’t get that extra step of speed to get into the end zone. Can we score here, please? 100% run the tush push. And we got a man down on the Browns. Player down on the Browns. If you’re also here watching in tuning in with us, don’t forget to like the stream as well. Get those likes in there. We are 30 likes away. You heard Avery. We are 30 likes away from a thousand. We got 3,100 people in the chat right now. I know all of you have not hit that thumbs up icon. Who wants to be a real one? Hit that thumbs up icon right now. There you go. See how easy it is? It’s free. It’s easy. Takes two seconds. If you’re on your phone, just turn it from horizontal to vertical. Hit that right there. Don’t be shy. Don’t be shy. Smash that thing. And when you have liked it, spam me so I know who it is and I’ll give you guys shout outs. No, Patman, it’s a Cleveland Brown down on the field. Diggs is okay. I see Nick spamming me. KD Ortiz, Celtics fan. Alan Braa, put him away now. Yeah, end it. Shade cotton. Siona Roy. Ah, it’s going too fast. Gig a troll. Shade of cotton. My sister Taylor in the chat. Bear gambles. King Tamine. Alex Hernandez. Shade of cotton. Roy the boy. Ghostwolf skater says hashtag tush push. Please can we get a tush push? Please can we get a tush push please? Nick flag I see you. the Oh, the defense is awesome. Big Daddy Joe, I said it, man. It it that that first drive, that scripted play, it just looks like they just let whatever happened happen. And then it just goes back to being incredible again. Yes, please. Jose Cruz Torres, I see your $2 super chat. We’ll get in there. Miles, uh, god damn. Yeah, we can start with that one. I don’t think we should. Yeah, dude. To bad old line play. H, three guys in your face. God damn it, Snuffy. Turn it up and get that W in the second half. Hey, if they could score here, you might put this one away. Alex Hernandez, what the f is Josh doing? He’s calling up good plays now, ain’t he? Alex calling up good plays. Camden Smith. Drake May is my daddy. Same. Same. Nick Flag, a dub is incoming. Jose Cruz Torres. Time for Fraal extension. I think he’s already got a long contract, man. All right, third down and goal. May under center. Hunter Henry’s in motion from in the back field. It’s a screen to Diggs and it’s caught. Touchdown. Diggs his first touchdown as a New England Patriot as the Patriots go up 22-7. Stefan Diggs, officially a New England Patriot. Let’s go. Check your parlay. Oh, the the prize P field goal is up and good. 23-7. And guess what that is? Quick maths here. I can’t do math. 14. Uh, that is 17 unanswered. I think that’s right. Woo! Stephen, of course I’m going to call extra points. If Borggalis misses it, then you’re not going to know it’s 22. Of course I’m going to call it. Oh man, Shadur is out. Pat man thumbs been saying it all season long. Hendo is an outside back. Yeah, they they played him today. They played him today which is awesome. Jose Cruz Torres, NFL lookout, we are back. Shout out to Charlie coming in with a 10. There we go. Life’s a garden. Dig it. It’s about time he scored a touchdown. Man, I know he’s been waiting for that one for weeks. For weeks. Anna, of course you can get a shout out. Shout out to you, Anna. The kickoff is up and it is caught at the 5 yd line. They’re going to take this one out. He’s got no room and tackled at about the 27 yd line. And that’s going to be Terrell Jennings, the running back, playing special teams. Diggs jumped on the back of Drake May and he was doing a little bit of this. Mike Frael was hugging him after scoring his first touchdown. He’s excited, man. He’s excited. He’s excited. You said it, West Philly gang. You said it. Halftime adjustments for this Patriots team has been incredible. There’s a flag down on the play. I don’t know what this is. Are we going to get another illegal formation on special teams? Diane Davis coming in with a 20 and Nick Flag coming in with a five. Timothy Magguire $2. That is a great super chat, man. Extra points are important as the Giants. I’m taking a picture of that one. I think they caught an unsportsmanlike conduct on the Browns. Oh, I got to send that personal foul. Yeah, Timothy, that is an amazing super chat. Cat Langworthy coming in with a five. Timothy Maguire. Yeah, that’s my favorite one. That’s my favorite super chat of the day. That’s so funny. Dylan Gabriel in the shotgun. Two left, one to the right. 630 left to go in the third. We got a man in motion. Running back comes back next to Dylan Gabriel. Gabriel takes a snap, drops back, looking over the middle, caught. Immediately tackled down after about a sevenyd gain. Malachi Kley returning kickoffs. Shout out to him. I’ve interviewed him many times. Shout out to Diane Davis coming in with a 20. That’ll put you on the helmet, but I don’t uh I don’t have any. Hell yeah. That is also a Bean Boozled, which I’ll get to in a second. Bosy, I already did a boot. I did one at halftime. But if we get to $800 in super chats, I will be doing a boot. Gabriel under center. We got a man in motion to the left. Judkins in the back field. Handoff up the middle to Judkins. He’s going to try to go and he’s taken down behind the line of scrimmage by Robert Spalain. Spalain is having one hell of a game. Third down. 540 left to go in the quarter. Oh, that wasn’t Judkins. That was whoever 22 was. I have no idea who that is. Dylan Samson. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. Two left, two right. Third down and five. Come on. Takes the snap. He’s looking. Fires. Going to be tackled behind the line to gain. Fourth down. What a play by Godzo. Fourth down. Ooh, Cam Scataboo has a dislocated ankle. You’re crazy. This team is cooking now. I think Are they going for this? They are going for this at their own 24 yd line. All right. All right. Fourth down. Gabriel under center. You got trips right. Do not jump. Man in motion. They’re going to do a screen pass to Harold Fannon and he’s going to get the first down. [ __ ] Sorry. Damn it. Yeah, don’t be sorry. Be better. Yeah, it’s going to happen occasionally. First down and 10. Four minutes to go in the third quarter. Gabriel in the shotgun. You got bunch trips left. Gabriel drops back. He’s rolling left. He’s going to find his man. No, he’s going to air it out deep. Air it out deep. And this could be Is it intercepted? It’s intercepted by Jaylen Hawkins. It was a one-handed interception. A one-handed. I hope they keep this play good. That was one hell of a grab. Onehanded. Did he hold on to it? He tried to air it out 50 yards. And Jaylen Hawkins might have come down with this one. Is this a catch? Is this a catch? Oh my god. I think it is. Please, please can have this stand. Please have this stand. Onehanded. That is an interception if I’ve ever seen one. Play of the year by Jaylen Hawkins. Play of the year. John Hod. You’re good. You’re good. Spam those INTs in the chat. That Wow. Wow. Bang. I hope they keep I think it’s an interception. It was onehanded. It was a 40 yard onehanded. Like he just like as the beer can for like he just grabs it like this and just hauls it in while he’s falling to the ground. Old El Beckham I think so. I think we’re back. Run up the score. We got Brett Noak coming in with a $2 super chat. Hell of a name, my guy. Hell of a name. Hell of a name. LFG from California. Hi, Michelle. What’s going on, Michelle? We about to hit, CJ. We about to hit hopefully. Thank you. Interception of the year. That was crazy. Christopher. Uh, I don’t know. I haven’t seen a playoff game since I was 22. 2019. Robert says Avery rocks. Yes, she does. Robert, you rock. Shout out to Bosy coming in with a five. That’ll get you a raffle ticket. Best name. Best name right there. Shout out Brett. I don’t know. Avery’s a pretty cool name, too. Just saying. Avery is a pretty cool name. They’re going to keep this stand. What a You know, that was an amazing interception, man. Patriots take over at the 19. Drake May under center. Hunter Henry in motion. May drops back. He’s going to find his man Matt Collins for about a sevenyd gain. Stevenson is playing. John Dangerous Hearts, that’s awesome. Matthew, you’re a cool host, but your mods Yeah, the mods rock. The mods are awesome. Look at this number jump. Let’s keep that going. Let’s keep that going. We got 3,000 people in the chat right now. Sub for Pat Stubs. Eye formation for the Patriots. Mander center. It’s going to be a pitch to Henderson. He breaks it out wide, finds the hole. First down, Patriots. Three- yard game for Tvon. Type those ones. CK CK says says they want Zappy. And I agree. I want to see Zappy. It’d be cool to see Bailey Zappy get in the game for the uh for the Browns. It’d be hilarious. I hope he throws an interception. It’s Zappy time. Let’s keep this keep this clock moving. 230 left to go in the third quarter. First and 10 for the Patriots at the 31 yd line. May under center. You got two left. Two seconds left of the play clock. He got called timeout. They didn’t they didn’t uh they didn’t reset the play clock. If you love the pets and guess what? We cover it all. If there is a trade that happens, we are about 10 days away from the NFL trade deadline. We might go live. I haven’t decided yet. Haven’t decided yet. But if you want to be a part of the Patriots today, family, sub it up right now. God damn it, Snuffy. You already got to punch a bunch a bunch of raffle tickets. But it’s five uh $5 raffle. Double S. Shador is hurt. I think he was out today with a uh shoulder injury. So, they upgraded Bailey Zappy to the uh active roster and he is the backup quarterback. While everyone is subbing for these Pat Dubs, why don’t y’all like the stream because there’s 3,000 people here and only 1,200 likes and I know we can do better than that. Just like the Patriots are putting belt to ass right now to the Browns. It’s not over yet. May lined up in the shotgun. One right, one left. Digs in motion. It’s going to be a handoff to Henderson and he’s going to lose about four on the play. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That’s a sick hashtag. I need more wings, says Roberto Cologne. Should be in Miami next year. H maybe. Jeremy, welcome back. Welcome back. You might be right, Ram. Second down and 13. May lined up with the shotgun. Austin Hooper in motion. You got two right, two left from back in the game. May takes a snap looking, steps up. He’s going to air it out and he’s going to be incomplete, but there’s a flag down in the secondary. Ball intended for Pop Douglas. I think this is going to be pass interference on the defense or at least illegal contact. Holding defense, it’s a 5-yd penalty, but an automatic first down. Baby goat in the making. Drake May is he missed pop on that play, but it was holding defense, so it might have made sense. Let’s see those ones in the chat right now for the first down. First down and 10 at the New England 33 yd line. May lined up in the shotgun. Got one right, one left. May drops back looking. He’s going to take it off. He’s going to take off running. And he’s got room to run. He’s still going. He’s still going. Slide. There you go. About a 35 yd gain down inside Cleveland territory. What a run by Drake May. Michelle Jack is producing the Browns game. Can you believe that, Michelle? What a traitor. He’s a traitor. He came into work with a Tom Brady jersey on, too. Can you believe this guy? Drake May smiling as he’s sliding. I don’t want you to get hit, buddy. First down and 10. A minute to go in the third quarter. Charlie Brown, welcome. May lined up in the shotgun. Got trips left, but Austin Hooper to the right. May drops back. Looking, looking, looking. He’s going to air this one out to the end zone. And he finds I think that’s Kan Booty for a touchdown. What a pass. What a catch. Touchdown Patriots. The May to booty connection is unbelievable. What a throw. I’m so fired up right now. If we were to get a $50 super chat in the next two minutes, I will shotgun a beer right now. What a throw. I’ll match that with Avery. $100 super chat. We both shotgun a beer together. Second half adjustments. Field goal. Extra point is good. It was six. It was 6-7 in the first half. And now it is 24 unanswered points by the New England Patriots. You said it, West Philly gang. You said it. We got a belt to ass. [Laughter] Please do. Oliver Garrett. I don’t know, man. I honestly don’t know. It started raining touchdowns 30-7. Drake May three touchdowns bad pick in the first quarter or first half and they just absolutely poured it on the Cleveland Browns. Oh, 100%. Halftime adjustments, man. Cameron Peters, it was six. It was 6-7 at one point, bro. It was 6-7 and then the Patriots kicked a field goal to go into the half. It was 6-7. How do you think they got nine points before? Anyway, uh, I have an answer. You think Drake May is in the running for MVP right now? Oh, 100%. 110%. If you guys think Drake May is in the running for MVP, put your MVPs in the chat. I want to know what y’all think. Yeah, actually, you’re right. 30 unanswered. Given Gavinci, spam your MVPs as the Browns are going to take out this kickoff. And he’s going to cut outside and he’s going to be tackled at the 31 yd line down by Christian Ellis. Look at all those. Jose Cruz Torres $5 super chat to enter the raffle. Gabriel back to pass. Throw it. It’s tipped up in the air. Downed. Since we’re talking about our lovely MVP, show the stats. 130 QB rating. 16 for 22, 250 yards, three touchdowns, and of course an interception. Mayday, Mayday, John Bo. Yes. Oh, no. You’re the the the chat is the MVP. Gabriel in the shotgun, running back to his right, and we got bunch right. Man in motion to the left. Can we get a Can we get a Kavon Chaissson sack here? Gabriel drops back looking over the middle. Caught. Gain of about three. He’s going to be taken down behind the line of scrimmage, but they’re going to mark them for a three- yard gain. Third down and seven. [Applause] Cameron Peters. It’s because the It’s because the drive start at the 40. They’re like, “Hey, we’re going to move the touchback to the 35.” Hey, actually, we’re going to move it to the 40. Like, that’s why passing yards are down. All right, third down and six. Gabriel in the shotgun. Trips right one left. Got the running back to the left. Gabriel drops back looking and that is nowhere. Incomplete. There’s a flag down and it’s going to be on the Patriots. I’m never satisfied. What do they call here? Do they call pass interference? The ball was tipped. Ball was tipped. Holding defense on Carlton Davis. I don’t want to hear it. First down and 10. Six seconds. Mike Frabel is livid. Just looked like he just spit on the ground. Gabriel in the shotgun. Jerome Ford in motion. Trips right. Ford lines up wide left. Gabriel takes the snap looking. Finds Ford and he’s going to be hit immediately. Incomplete. Gonzo with perfect protection. Yeah. Try to throw on Gonzo Island, man. Try to. Thank you, sir. Good. Good. I hope the Browns channel is having a meltdown. I hope JOD’s having a astronomical crash out. Joseé Cruz Tour is starting to feel like 03 again. Maybe a little because he is him. Cuz he is him. Damn, Luke is out for a week. That sucks. Dantic. No, we’re in basketball season now, too. May is him. Let him know. Double S. May is him. Say it louder in the chat. Double S. I don’t think the rest of the chat you. I went in there and it was dead silent. Mr. Solo, thank you. I stole this from my sister’s closet. It’s probably the best hat she’s got. 100%. Cardi B’s just the uh I had them clip I had them clip uh the digs touchdown so I could post it on socials and uh they’ll name the file Cardi B’s baby daddy scores Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. Last play of the quarter. Two right, one left. Gabriel takes the snap. He’s trying to go quick over the middle and it’s caught. Nine yardd gain. Harold Fannon Jr. Uh, we already looked at Drake Mazize. Uh, actually, um, can you pull up Miles Garrett for me, please? So, in the first half, Miles Garrett went off for three sacks and was all over the field. He did get a sack um in the first on that drive in the second half and um but since then only one like four sacks, five tackles. He’s an incredible player, but the Patriots have made Patriots have made adjustments. David, what was your question? It’s like see like you looked at it. I didn’t see it. If there’s ever a time we can’t say anything. Oh, I see your question. No, Ally Ally left for a different job. Sorry, I didn’t see it. I I was paying attention to the game. And Alli’s doing very well. That’s awesome. Thumbs, you said it. Yeah. Let’s get to some of these supers. 30 to7 going into the fourth quarter. Judkins, nine carries for 19 yards. Crystal Plant, he did get hurt. He has a shoulder injury. He was questionable to return. I don’t know if he has returned, but since then, even before then, nothing. Nothing. CJ Lynch, I was not expecting a blowout, honestly. Uh, neither was I. I was so nervous beginning of the game. Uh, balls. Kahan and Diggs on my fantasy team. I I think I have both too. I know I have Diggs in one league and I know I have Kahan Booty in my dynasty league. So, you said it, your boy Trav, who we got here. What amazing man. You’re an amazing man for sending in a $2 super chat. Drake Mace Pastor Raiden’s looking really good right now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Six and two is looking really good right now. Jose Cruz Torres starting to feel like 03 again. John Hyde, you just reminded me that I also have Scataboo. Thanks for reminding me. Adam coming in with a $2 super chat. Frael needs to drink some coffee and calm down. Nah, I want that bite your kneecaps off. Uh, cut your you know what off to win a Super Bowl type mentality. That’s what I want out of my uh head coach. We can go through defensive stats as we go into the fourth quarter. Seven points allowed, only 141 yards. I said this offense sucks. Two takeaways. You got two picks. Let’s get a third one here. Third down and one for Cleveland. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun. Two right. Gabriel hands the ball off up the middle and he’s going to be just at the line to gain. First down. Uh you can just go to playbyplay right now on what’s we’ll we’ll look at it next uh next TV timeout. We’ll check the scores. First down and 10. We’re in the fourth quarter. It hasn’t updated yet, has it? The scoreboard. Oh, there we go. Gabriel in the shotgun. Trips right. Gabriel takes the snap. Looking, looking, looking. He’s going to be pressured and he’s going to check it down to David and Jooku who’s going to gain a bunch of yards on the play. He’s going to be downed at the 30 yd line. They are driving. [Music] Uh, it’s not over yet, Big Daddy Joe. It’s not over yet. It’s not over yet. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun, takes the snap, looking, looking, fires it, checks it down to the running back, and he’s going to gain five on the play. Maybe six. Let’s keep that clock ticking, man. Let’s keep that clock ticking. Exactly, Stuffy. Game’s not over yet. Game’s not over till it’s over. Second down and four. Gabriel in the shotgun. You got trips right one to the left. Gabriel back to pass. He’s getting pressured. He’s going to step up and he’s going to roll out left. I think he’s going to take off running and he’s going to get the first down and more. You cannot stop playing. It’s not over. I know we’re up 30 to7, but you cannot stop playing. Chugs is going crazy. Paul at the New England 11. Gabriel in the shotgun. Two right, one left. Don’t let them score a touchdown here. Gabriel drops back looking. He’s getting pressured. He dumps it off to the running back and it’s incomplete. That was a pass. It’s not a fumble. Just tell the Red Sox fan. That Red Sox fan just uh tell him they suck. I mean, he probably already knows it exactly. 28 to3. Don’t ever forget. Yeah, keep them here. Michelle, I agree. They do suck. Speaking of Michelle, how was it over there in the Brown Stream? I hear they’re looking pretty astronomically down back. Second down and 10. Gabriel trips right. Running back goes in motion. Comes back to Gabriel. Patriots are going to bring pressure. Gabriel drops back looking. He’s going across the middle. Checks it down and he’s going to be downed after a two- yard gain. Third down and eight. Third down and eight. Jonathan, shout out to the $2 super chat. Appreciate you. Third down. Third down and six. Gabriel in the shotgun to right. Drops back. Looking looking for the end zone. And he’s getting pressured. He’s going to roll out right and he’s going to look. Fires to the end zone. Incomplete. Fourth down. Fourth down. They’re going for it. You know they are. Trying to post this video. It’s fourth down, ladies and gentlemen. Fourth down. And the Patriots got to stop. Fourth down and six. Keep spamming those four. Come on. Come on. 6 seconds left of the play clock. Gabriel in shotgun got a man in motion. Two one zero. Come on. Delay a game. Delay a game. They got the P. No, they did not. They did not delay a game. offense. Bring them back. Fourth and 11. I want to keep seeing those fours in the chat. So, if you’re not putting your fours in there, you know what to do. Get those fours up in that chat. There we go. Yeah, look at all those fours. Fourth down and 11. Spam your fours. We got 3,200 people in the chat right now. Sub for Pat’s dubs. Come on, Gabriel. Empty set in the shotgun. Two left, three right. Patriots bringing pressure. Takes the snap. Looking. He’s going to a fade in the end zone. It is incomplete. Gonzo with the pass break up. Turnover on downs. Patriots take over. No points for the Brownies. Throwing a fade route to Christian Gonzalez way. Who do you think you are? I get it’s Jerry Judy, but who the hell do you think you are? Fade route to Christian Gonzalez. Yeah, good luck. Good luck. Sub for Pat Stubs, ladies and gentlemen. Big stop. No points. They drove right down the field once they got into the red zone. Cat Langworthy, shout out for a $5 super chat. That gets you a raffle in. And you’re asking, well, how does it get a raffle? I know people have been asking, but here’s our super chat menu. $5 for raffle ticket. We’ll answer any question you got. Three to $10, three raffle tickets. $20, we get you on the helmet. The helmet that will be given away once it gets good, once it gets filled. $50, 20 raffle tickets and a beer bong. And I will say the raffle will happen next week after the stream ends next week because I want the people on Wednesday. It is still October on Wednesday. So I want the people to have an opportunity, the last opportunity to get into the raffle. $400. We already got to that one for a beer boot. There is a however. If we get to 800, I will be doing a boot. Oo, we’re pretty close. I mean, we’re at 580. 220. There’s always progress. There’s always progress. Joshua Middleton coming in with a five. Yeah, let’s get it. Let’s update these supers. Shout out to Thumbs. I said 20 minutes ago we are third quarter team. Yes sir. Jonathan Murka. I hear no whistle. Nah. Belt to ass. Pat Langworthy. Shout out to you coming in with the five. Welcome back, Pats. We’re back. I like that emoji. We have a Patriots injury update. Kyus Tonga is questionable with a knee. Back to action here. Drake May under center. We got Stfan Digs in motion. They’re going to pitch it out to Arandre who’s going to be taken down. Somehow Gate gets back to the line of scrimmage. [Laughter] Woody M. That is good. That is good. Christian Singleton, that gets you in the raffle. Shout out to you. Come with a $5 super chat. They’re showing the banners right now on the Fox broadcast. And I’m thinking about it. You can get a beer. All we needed was a competent coach. Yes. May under shotgun takes the snap. Looking looking. He’s going to be sacked. And guess who? Miles Garrett. Five sacks on the day. Michelle, happy birthday to your son. I hope he has a great day. And that’s okay. That is completely okay. You enjoy you enjoy his birthday. There will always be so many more Pat’s games and we will always be here. But you have fun with your son and his birthday. 100%. We’ll be here. We wish your son a very happy birthday. Third down and 15. Let’s just keep this clock running, man. Drake May in the shotgun takes a snap. Going to hand off up the middle to Arandre Stevenson. He’s going to gain three on the play. Three and out for the Patriots. So, coming into this game, Miles Garrett had five sacks on the season. Uh, now Miles Garrett has five sacks today. That’s so crazy. Shout out to Carrie coming in with a five. Great job with the playbyplay. Appreciate you, Carrie. Really appreciate you, Carrie. Crazy punt is away. That one’s skyed. It looks like a bad punt. He shanked this one. He shanked the hell out of that punt. The Browns are going to take the ball at the 28 yd line. That was a bad punt. Uh, I said, “Forget about it.” Cuy’s going up against Will Campbell’s going up against a Hall of Famer. I’m not going to I’m not going to knock him. Quinnshot Judkins has be ruled out. Michelle 18th birthday. That’s a big one. Jamar, you’re still here and watching, so appreciate you. Can you turn the camera to the monitor? What do you mean by that? What now? do it. I don’t know what they mean by that, but okay. Yeah, they’re they’re they’re bad. The Browns are bad. Well, you know what was worse? That punt. Yeah, we’re getting worked in the super chat battle. Taekquin Lamar, appreciate you, man. Appreciate you, guys. Look at this super chat battle. I know we’re belt to ass right now to them in the game, but they’re doing belt to ass right now in the super chat battle. We only have the rest of this quarter to prove them wrong and to fully just You heard the girl. Come on. Come on. I had a feeling it meant that, Kelly. And that’s just not happening. We’d get banned. We get banned. Copyright infringement. You said the word. You said the word. All right. So basically the Browns are going to get the ball back at the out the 26 yd line. That’s how the punt went 15 yards. They did Nick Flag, but they like this. Oh my god. All right. Gabriel in the shotgun at the at the Patriots 26. The running back is going out wide. No one’s guarding him. Gabriel drops back looking. He’s going to check it down to the running back and he’s going to be tackled for a fouryard gain. Tackled on the play by Robert Splain. He’s had a really good game today. Rammstein. I did. I did. I did. Second down and five. Gabriel lined up in the shotgun once again. Trips left, one on the right. Gabriel drops back to pass. He’s getting pressured. It’s a screen pass to the running back and he’s going to gain more on the play down to the 11. Frugal Yankees. First down and 10. 9:30 to go left in the ball game. Gabriel in the shotgun once again. Drops back. Looking looking, goes to the end zone. Caught. Touchdown. Craig Woodson went to go bat the ball down and David and Joe Coup caught it. 30 to4. This game ain’t over. This game ain’t over. It’s not over. Laura Kelly, appreciate you. I’m glad I’m glad you found us. And if you found us like Kelly and you like what you see, hit that sub button. Just subs for Patriots. Dubs just missed that touchdown. They’re going for two and that’ll make it a two-score ball game. It’s not over. Gabriel trips left once again in the shotgun. Patriots have six men on the line of scrimmage. Gabriel takes a snap. It looks like it’s going to be a screen. He’s throwing to the back of the end zone and it is incomplete. Pass breakup by Marcus Jones. Incomplete intended for Harold Fannon Jr. An amazing play by Marcus Jones to keep this a three-score ball game. It is now a 17-point game instead of a 15-point game. That was huge by Marcus Jones. Yeah. I mean, did anybody expect the Eagles to not blow the blow out the Giants? 924 to left left to go in this ball game. You have to get a long drive here. You cannot go three and out. You cannot go three and out. I hope the score stays the way it is. I hope the Yes. Seven points. Oh, I know. I know. TK, burn that clock. Burn that clock. You need Hunter Henry to score again. It looks like that the Browns are going to attempt an onside kick here with nine minutes to go in the ball game. Thinking bigger podcast. $5. There is so much demand for this kind of content. Why is football so expensive to watch now? Thanks guys. Love the streams. Thank you for the $5 super chat. And and Hans team is up and Austin Hooper gets the onside kick. I think that was a dumb dumb dumb dumb the dumb dumbs decision by uh the Browns. You just put the Patriots at the 40. You could make this a three touchdown game with a field goal if you gain 10 yards. I mean, okay, if you force them a quick three and out, you get the ball back, you score a touchdown, you make it a 10-point ball game with seven minutes to go. But now the Patriots are inside Brown’s territory. Drake May under center. Amandre in the back field. Pop Douglas is in motion. And they’re going to do a jet sweep to pop. And he’s going to lose like he’s going to lose like six yards on the play. I do not like this. Keep the clock ticking though. Thank you, Avery. Keep that clock ticking, man. It’s not over till it’s over. What’s good? Sailor Stew May lined up in the shotgun. Second down and 15. Trips left one to the right. May drops back to pass. He’s looking looking. He’s going to air it out and it’s going to be caught by M. Hollands for about a 13 yd game. Third down and two. Southern Yankee coming with a $20 super chat. Shout out to you Southern Yankee. Hope you’re doing okay. Glad to see you back in. He was here earlier. Thank you, Patriots. Thank you, Southern Yankee. Thank you. 3,000 people in the chat right now. Third down and two. Third down and two. You have to convert this. You cannot let the Browns slowly but surely get back into this one. May lined up in the shotgun. Two to the left. Raandre to his left. Two seconds left on the play clock. One takes the snap. Gotss it off in time. May they’re getting pressured. He’s going to air this one out to I think it’s Diggs. And Diggs is going to be out of bounds, but catches it. They might call this PI, but it might be on Stfan Diggs. I don’t know if this is going to be offense or defense and pass interference. Diggs kind of pushed off a little bit. Pass interference. Offense. They’re taking the 10 yard penalty and making and replaying third down. Okay, shout out to you, Charles. Hope you’re holding it down in Alabama. So, instead of making it a fourth down and two, the Browns have made it a third down and 12, which I mean, I’m going to be honest here. I don’t think that’s that very smart on the Browns, but okay. Appreciate you, Jaden. Hope you get that essay done, though. All right, third down and 12. May drops back. He’s going to quick throw over the middle. Can we get a flag? Can we get a flag? Yeah, we get a flag. He held the living hell out of Stfan Diggs. Give me that first down. Pass interference defense. Automatic first down. Type those ones. May tried to go quick on a slant route to Stefan Diggs and he and he grabbed him and threw him down to the ground. Didn’t even give him a chance. And Diggs is like, “Yo, yo, first down.” Let’s see. Y’all light up the the chat here with all the ones. Keep that clock ticking. Run the ball. Hand off. Raandre up the middle. Going to be about a three- yard, four yardd gain. They’re pushing. Line of scrimmage is still pushing. I think this is going to be three. 3,100 people still in the chat right now. Sub for Pat Stubs. If you want to put up that live sub counter for me, Avery. There we go. Can we get to 35K today? I already got to 34K. Can we get to 35? Don’t stop now. That’s going to be a fivegame winning streak if the Patriots hold on this game. Fiveame winning streak if they can hold on. 17 for 23 Drake May 23 yards. May lined up under center. You got Matt Collins out wide eye formation. Jack Westover is your fullback. Hand off. It’s a pitch to Trayvon. Trayvon’s looking for the hole. Finds it and he’s going to gain it for more. First down, Patriots. What a game by Trayvon Henderson. The patience from him to just wait for the hole to open. It was a pitch route. And he’s slowly churning and looking and finds the hole and breaks through as we have an injured Cleveland Brown on the play. I love how Henderson’s name plate is just scrunched. Yes. Yeah. Henderson wants that running back. I I mean, I’m good with having two running back system. We’ll talk about Tayvon Henderson. We’ll talk about him. Please do. Tayvon Henderson has a careerhigh 70 rushing yards. eight carries, 70 yards, 8.8 yards per carry. And I will say most of the time it was on the outside. He was running towards the outside of the holes. I think that’s Carson Schwezinger who was injured on the play for the Browns. That would be a huge blow to their defenses. He’s been one of their top guys. Yeah, second second round pick out of UCLA. SWers limping off the field. I’m pretty sure he leads all rookies in tackles this season. Shout out to Andy. What happened to James White, bro? James White’s been retired. He’s old. Swinginger has been limping. Keep that clock ticking, man. Ball at the Cleveland 30. Patriots in field goal territory. If they had to kick it now, it’d be a 47 yd field goal. But it’s first and 10. Clock is moving and they’re waiting. There’s 20 seconds left in the play clock. Jonathan Murka coming in with a $10 super chat. May under center. Henderson is your running back. He fakes the handoff. He’s going to air it out. Got M. Collins for a first down and more. Type those ones. Charlie Brown, you could pause the stream, brother. Michael, shout out to you for being a new sub. Always love to welcome in new people to the chat. Look at Look at them light up this chat with all the ones. Still got 3,300 people in the chat right now. Sub for Pat’s dubs. And while you’re at it, hit that like button. That, too. 1,400 likes. Let’s go. Let’s go. Show the love. First down and 10. M. Collins is having a hell of a game. May under center eye formation. Jack Westover is your fullback. It’s a pitch to Henderson. They want Henderson to get this touchdown. He breaks free through the hole. It’s only going to be about a gain of two on the play. Well, we will do a duck race next week for the raffle and it is $5 to get into the raffle. You can bring up the live sub counter for the rest of the game. Steve, I did play. What do you mean? Okay. Yes, please. A duck race, Cameron, for the signed Teddy Bruski picture. All the people that have got in for the raffle. All the people that have got in, we will do a duck race. Second down and eight. Eye formation for the Patriots. They’re going to pitch it once again to Tayvon Henderson. He’s got open field. Oh no, he fumbles the football and the Browns get it. Trayvon was going into the end zone and he got hit from behind and the ball popped loose. It’s one thing you don’t want to do, Tayvon. You had your confidence. He was on his way to his best game of his career and he committed to one turnover you don’t want to do. I mean, if you’re pissed off, Steve, I mean, you can leave. Thanks for subbing up, though, you bum. First down and 10 from the Patriots one or from the Cleveland one. Gabriel’s under center and they’re going to hand the ball off up the middle and he’s going to gain absolutely nothing on this one. Kurt King. Uh I wish I knew why this was such a problem. I wish I knew. It’s kind of sad. That was his best game of his career and it’s capped off with a with a fumble. Diane Davis coming in with a 10. I mean, Steve could be a Fins fan. He’s still a [ __ ] loser. Second down and nine from the two. Gabriel hands the No, he fakes the handoff. They’re blitzing and he’s gonna That is That is intentional grounding. And that should be a safety. Bring the flag. That’s intentional grounding. That’s intentional grounding, refs. Who is he throwing it to? No one. No one. He is throwing to no one. Throw the flag. Throw the flag. Intentional grounding. Safety. safety. No candy for Steve on Halloween. No friends for him either, apparently. Intentional grounding. And that’s going to be a safety cuz it happened in the end zone. Nice play. Uh some random dude in the chat. Ramstein. Uh, why ri? Uh, because I have Patriots minus 7 and a half. So, yeah, I’m a little stressed out, too. I’m happy to get the dub, but I also am worried about other things here. Seems like there’s a lot of Browns fans coming over here into our chat. I mean, you can join in. You can join in in the party. You got to sub to uh to chat. So, everybody, I’ll do this dragon. I’m I’m I’m I’m confident now. I I just I’ve watched so many games where I’ve seen teams blow it and I’m like, game ain’t over until it’s over. Game ain’t over until it’s over. until I see the zeros on the clock. If you know people who are Browns fans, send them in our chat. So, do we not have safety putts anymore? This is a kick. This is a kickoff. And they’re trying an onside kick and they’re going to get it. I guess I don’t know the new rules. I don’t know the new rules of the NFL, but it’s not a safety punt anymore because they just did an onside kick and got it. Okay. I didn’t know you could do an onside kick after a safety. I I mean, I guess. All right, cool. Apparently, Brian, I’ve never known this. You could go for an onside kick after a safety. So, now the Browns are going to take over at their own 20 yardd line. I I I mean, I I don’t under Okay. I didn’t know you could do that after a safety, but All right. Yeah, I need a rule book for these new special teams rules, man. Gabriel in the shotgun. You got bunch left. Gabriel takes the snap. Looking looking. I would love a Cale Leavon Chase on sack right now. And it’s going to be sacked by Anthony Jennings. Taken down. Let’s get to him now. Two more subs and we get to 34400. Sub for Pat. Gabriel in the shotgun takes the snap. He’s looking looking. He’s getting pressured once again. He’s rolling out right and he’s going to check it down to his tight end Harold Fannon Jr. for a four-yard gain. Let’s get to the supers. Avery John, appreciate you from Ukraine International. Christian Singleton, that gets you a raffle ticket in for the signed Teddy Brussi jersey. Kurt King, imagine this team with a true wide receiver running and running back. There’s a couple available. I’m waiting for next year. Waiting for next season when AJ Brown’s going to be available, but hopefully we get one. Carrie coming in with a five. Great job with the playbyplay. Appreciate you as always. Thinking bigger podcast. Why is football so expensive to watch now? I don’t know, but I love to give you guys these streams. Give you guys playbyplay. As it’s third and 15, Gabriel’s going to take the snap under shotgun. Throws it behind Harold Fannon and it’s incomplete. Christian Gonzalez tried to go for the pick and missed it. missed it. Appreciate you for the five thinker bigger podcast. Southern Yankee coming in with a 20. Always appreciate you, Southern Yankee. Always do. Love that you’re always here. George Jonathan America, let’s go Patriots. Greatness is upon us. Greatness is upon us. And oh, Jonathan. Oh, Jonathan. Let’s keep rolling through these supers. And we’ll get to his in a second. Kirk King. Why is it such a problem with our running backs? I don’t know, man. I wish I knew. I wish I had knew. Diane coming with a 10. That’ll get you three raffle tickets. Fourth and 15. And he’s going to check it down to Harold Fannon Jr. And uh he’s not even going to come close to the fourth down. Turnover on down. Nick Flag coming in with a two. Steve sucks. Yeah, he does. But I don’t think he’s in the chat anymore. So, see you. See you. See you. See you. See you. But we got a $50 super chat from Jonathan Murka. Bang. America. America. Best live show for the Patriots. So much so that if the Browns fans are watching, let’s go Patriots nation. Let’s go. If Drake Bay is still in the game, I’m going to be a little bit annoyed. He is still in the game. Put in doss, man. Terrell Jennings is in at running back. May lined up under center. They’re going to hand the ball off to Terrell. Hold on to that football and he’s going to be about a four-yd gain down to the 30 yd line. Please put in Josh Dobs. I don’t want to see Drake May get hurt. I really don’t. I really don’t. I still can’t believe a after a safety you can you can do an onside kick. I agree. Yeah, it said the Diddy oil. Brian. Yeah, we’ll get you updated. It’s close from what I know. 768 May hands the ball off to Terrell Jennings and he’s going to break free for about a 15yd gain. Terrell Jennings man. So he was called up off the practice squad this morning. Yesterday he was elevated and you’re allowed maximum of three three the number three elevations in a season. So now if the Patriots want to bring him back and play in a game they are going to need to sign him to the active roster. We’re going to go to the two-minute warning here. Cody, where? What are you doing, dude? This Oh, we lost a tire. This man crashes every single week. Oh, well, look out, everybody. Two-minute warning here. You can go to the live sub counter for the rest of the game. We’re not letting Draco pass. We’re not letting Draco pass. 34,400. We have gained like 600 subs on today’s stream. You guys are awesome, man. It was stressful. I was stressing at halftime. I’m not going to lie. They had me in the first half, not going to lie. I was stressed. I was stressed. Oh, they the Dolphins blew out the Falcons today. And you know who the Falcons play next week? the New England Patriots. Sure. Let’s look at the scores around the league. I know that the Eagles are blowing out the Giants. I know that the Dolphins blew out the Falcons 34-10. What is the Falcons at this point? Look at the Bills 40 to9. Andy Dalton, this is why smooth guy. Appreciate you. Appreciate you for tuning in. appreciate you for tuning in. Wow, what a game this is. Cincinnati 4. I don’t want to turn off the NASCAR race on the second TV, but I I should text her. 15 to 26. They’re down. There’s a minute left in that ball game. Oh, look. I said I was going to text her. She just texted me. A little certain someone. Shut up. She has a great voice. If anything, my horse ass voice sounds terrible. Please don’t. That sounds awful. I still can’t believe that you can kick an onside after a safety. I’ll tell you guys in a second. 500. How the Bucks doing? Has the game started yet? Uh, game starts in five. Jersey pie, I saw your $20 super chat. Also, I owe a beer. Oh, the Patriots are kneeling this one out. The Patriots are kneeling this one out. That’s a good question, Vicious Tuna. While they scored, while the Jets scored, Charlie Brown, appreciate you, man. Uh, could you get uh jerseys super chat up? Falcons are a pretender team. Oh, this is going to taste awful. Yeah, I can I can pour it. Yeah. Let’s get all that foam. 20 pound. That’s pounds. Shout out to Jersey from the UK. Shout out to you, Jersey. I owe a uh I owe a beer bong for Mr. Jonathan America. So, the Patriots, they need 10 more seconds and then they can kneel this one out. Wow. 154. Joe Flaco is going to have to go. The Jets came back and Drake May has taken the taken the knee and the Patriots are 6 and2. A fivegame winning streak for the New England Patriots. The longest streak since 2021. But we know 2021 didn’t really feel like this one. This feels like the Patriots are real. It was the first true test for the New England Patriots going up against that amazing defense. going up against Miles Garrett. Going up against top five players in the NFL on defense. First half looked really bad. Only 97 going into half, but they took over. Second half adjustments. It starts with coaching and Drake May took over and he had another another dub. Spam your W’s in the chat. This one’s for Jonathan and for the Patriots winning another one. Get into it, big Lexi. Huge dub. I was scared. I was scared. I shaved and I was like, “Oh, I’m going to jinx this. I’m going to jinx this so bad.” I think Mhm. Yeah, of course. I think Jack jinxed it. Coming in wearing a Tom Brady jersey and producing the Browns stream wearing a Browns hat and a Brady jersey. Alex Wood, appreciate you for tuning in, man. It’s a great dub. Bonk. Drake May. 75% completion percentage, 282 yards, three touchdowns, one interception, 135 QB rating against the number one defense in the NFL. We are back, baby. No, it’s uh it’s going to be Stiken, the guy on the Colts. He’s the He’s the favorite for coach of the year. Yo, Kyle Larson, can you take take Can you take over, brother? Please, please, please. Drake May for MV MVP. Drake May for MVP. What’s next? I mean, I forgot what a loss feels like. Yes, please. Uh, we could go through the whole offense. We could start with the offense. I mean, in the first half, Drake May started bad. He wasn’t playing his best game. He wasn’t playing his best game. He had a 70s something passer rating. He couldn’t get He couldn’t really do much. And the second half came and he dominated. He took over. I mean, 18 for 24, only six incompletions. He is such he’s so careful with the ball. He did have the interception which he tried to go over the middle and he did not see the linebacker but he kept composure. He was okay and came out in the second half and acted like that interception never happened. Ended up throwing three touchdowns, 280 yards, 135 QB rating, another one. Like he is the franchise guy and he is here to stay. And the Patriots once again have a franchise quarterback and a league altering quarterback. a league altering quarterback in the NFL. And it feels amazing to say that. Feels amazing to say that. Trayvon Henderson. You really I was so excited for you and you had your best game. 10 carries, 77 yards. I wanted you to get that touchdown. Go. He got so excited going into the end zone. He fumbled the ball. He fumbled the ball. Well, thank you for tuning in, my guy. Thank you. Anthony Richmond trap game. We don’t know what the Falcons are. They got blown out. They got blown out today by the Miami Dolphins. Jets beat the Bengals. Uh-huh. The Jets are no longer winless. God damn it, Stephy. Shout out to you coming in with a $10 super chat. Nathan Sanchez. Drake mother effing May is him. Oh my. We just did Big Daddy Joe. We just did Big Daddy Joe. Let’s bring up these super chats. Avery Alex Wood. No one knows, man. Um we put go to uh Snuffies first. God damn it, Snuffy. $10 super chat. Got that W. Got that W. What was that? Eat a W. Eat a W. Eat a W. Anthony Sanchez, shout out to you. Coming in with a $2 super chat chat. Drake, mother effing May is him. But the big one of the day, we got a$100 super chat from Jonathan America. Bang bang. Let’s go Patriots Nation for the win. Let’s go. How do we feel about that victory, Mr. Mime? Hey, they don’t do it anymore. But oh yeah, season vet, happy early birthday for you, man. Two days away. It’s close enough. It’s a birthday victory. Jonathan America, shout out to you. Shout out to you, Michelle. I kind of That was Slater’s thing. That was Matthew Slater’s thing. So, I kind of I like how they retired it. It was It stays with him. But would he bring it back? I would bring it back in a heartbeat. I’d bring it back. Uh, we can go for the uh I guess that’s another Oh, Avery’s doing a boot. We got to 800 and I am a woman of my promise. Do you want to do beer or do you want to do happy dads? I’ll take the beer. That probably helps because this was No, this was Happy Dad’s. But here you go grab it. I’ll go get it. I’ll hold down the fort. Oh man, what an awesome victory. What an awesome victory. I I I should just say like you should never doubt this team. You should never doubt this team. This team is special. And Jose Torres, he came in with the super chat and he said, “It’s starting to feel like 03 again.” Jose Cruz Torres, he said it. Jack is on the Browns right now, Big Daddy Joe. He is on the Browns. Yeah. I I was I I was like, “This is this is the trap game. This is going to be the game where the Patriots don’t pull this one out.” I was wrong. I mean, I’m kind of a negative person sometimes. I don’t It’s hard, but when you can prove me wrong every single time, man, it feels good. Andreas Jimenez, his overunder was 19 and a half touchdowns. Look, I am a like you could see me during the game like it was a 17-point game. I’m like, “This ain’t over. This ain’t over. This ain’t over. It’s not over. It’s not over till it’s over.” I I get scared. I’ve seen so many teams come back in today’s day and age. It scares me. But this team is special. And you have a quarterback that’s going into a second year that’s playing like one of the best in the NFL, if not the best in the NFL. I know Mahomes is Mahomes, but I would love to see a Patriots Chiefs playoff game in the AFC Championship game. Toe, did they win? I don’t know if they did. Let me check. Let me check cuz we might have them beat. 8:36. 8:36. I will say I know it’s an AFC East team, but I’m glad the Jets got the win today. Nick Mangle passed away this morning and uh he passed away and that’s pretty upsetting because he was a great player. He’s only 41 years old and they they won it for him. They won it for him. Almond Ross St. Bound Prods, how do I feel about being the best defense in the NFL? I feel great. This team is six and two. Like you realize they have two losses, six They have four wins away from 10 and you got to go up against the Jets twice. You got to go up against the Bengals, the Giants. They lost Cam Scataboo for the year today. Unfortunate for him, he dislocated his ankle. I hope he’s going to be have a full recovery. That’s four wins right there. The sky’s the limit. The Ravens. Did they win? Did the Ravens win? Oh, wow. They blew out the Bears. Tyler Huntley balled out. Wow. Their season’s still alive. But you play the Ravens, you have an opportunity to win 12 games this year. And yeah, I would I would love a Chiefs Patriots game in Foxboro. Arlo and Dada $5. Trake is the one. Who do we play next? Malachi Hamilton. The Falcons. Do you want to come up here and do it? Come on up here. I don’t have any hot takes. The hot take is that this team is a Super Bowl team. You can say whatever you want. Um, subs for Pat’s dubs, obviously. There we go. Avery taking down a boot. It’s gonna be better than me. Let’s see it. Shout out to all of y’all. Oh, that sounds That looks awful. I I wasn’t expecting. What? What did you say, Matthew? You got it, Avery. Oh, Ross St. Brown, we’ll see you, man. Appreciate you for tuning in. Matthew, I I know the mods. She’s doing a great job. It’s rough. Your boy Trev. What if when if Kirk plays? It’s three beers. JV, I hope you’re able to produce after this. She’s taking it down like a champ. Shout out Avery. Everybody spam your A’s in the chat right now for Avery. It’s hard. There we go. There we go. Oh man. Yep. That’s how you do it. You have to hold it sideways. Spam your A’s. Kirk was buns today. He’s He’s old. He’s washed. Yep. Oh, Mo. Mo, same. That was my I I wasn’t a fan of Drake May coming out of UNCC. She hears you. Is Avery from the South? She’s from here in Dallas. Double double boot. Chris Clark Tarheel fan. I’m a Kentucky fan. There it is. She’s good. Oh, she’s still going. God damn it, Snuffy. We’ll see you next week. I ain’t going anywhere. Anthony says, “Come back to Fatville.” She’s She’s almost got it. I would love I would do a lot. AF. That’s where Chat Sports Studios are. That’s where Chat Sports Studios are. On to the Falcons, Connor. Avery’s keeping her word. You got it. Sideways. I know. Sideways. But I want to put this down. Matthew, I’m sorry. I didn’t real I I don’t know. Maybe you said something. I don’t know. You’re good. You I mean, you you you handled it. You handed it pretty well. She She handed it like a champ. I went to Kentucky. I went to Kentucky. Rob Barber. I went there from 2016 to 2020. Yeah. Matt, what is the name of your old account? She’s got it. Should we go after Garrett Wilson? That was Ice Te. No. No. AF, appreciate you. Got 955 people in the chat right now. If you haven’t already, sub for Pat Dubs. Cats by 90. Rob Barber. Big win over Purdue. I know it was an exhibition game. I know it was an exhibition game, but big big dub. She’s finishing it. I I see her. There we go. I I mean, Garrett Wilson, she did it. I’ll give it to her. She did it. Lori Andrews, an amazing day. Uh Michelle, I mean, I I’ll look. I’ll I’ll figure it out. Matt01 PT, I could probably look. You got to push it. I don’t know if we can start about that yet. Huge dub. Huge big win. Oh man. What do I think about the rivalry jerseys? They’re solid. Cody, I’d have to see them in action. That is what I want to see. Matthew, I got you. I will I will figure it out. You good? All right. You’re good. I can find it right here. Let’s see. I I can find Matthew’s name right here. I don’t see Matthew in here. I I see all the hidden users. I don’t see Matthew in here. Oh, I don’t see you. Matthew Maxwell Leitz Leowski. I don’t know, man. Matthew, I’m looking for you. I can’t find you, man. It doesn’t say you’re hidden. I see everybody right here. Like I could see long schlong unsubscribed today. Nocturnal recluse. What up? Don’t worry. Good night, Bones B. Mr. Got Your Wife. I see all the hidden users. Unless I’m missing one of them because I want to get you unbanned. Chris Clark coming in with a five. Yeah. Try to come back into the chat because I’m pretty sure I’d be able to find you. Yeah. M. Yeah, exactly. I think Anthony, she’s going to be here so probably not. I think the Pats have a chance to go to the Super Bowl, man. The AFC is not good. The AFC is not good. AFC is not good. Like, I know the Bills just won 40 to9 or whatever happened, but like at the same time, that’s it. Miles Garrett can score 30. I see Louis sifer actually the plug be can I know the works? Yeah, I’m seeing everybody. I don’t see Matthew. So maybe just kind of uh Michelle we’ll be live. See? Yeah. Drake M. No. Chris Clark. Uh-uh. No. No. I see your super chat right now. No. Uh-uh. No. No. We will not root for Luke May in this chat. Not happening. Not happening. I will not root for Luke May. I mean, maybe Chris, I hate Luke May. I love Drake May. I love Drake May. I hate his brother. I hate Luke May. The only May I support is Drake. Why do I hate Luke May? Luke May is Drake May’s brother. And Luke May ruined my freshman year of college. Luke May hit a game-winning shot in UNCC basketball to beat Kentucky in the Elite 8 to go to the Final Four. Exactly. I hate Drake May’s brother. He ruined my freshman year of college. Yeah. 2017 after Malik Monk hit an amazing three-pointer to take the lead. Uh then Luke May comes down, hits the shot. Yeah, that that is Drake May’s brother. That is Drake May’s brother, which is crazy, but yes, you agree and completely understand. Love Drake May. If I ever get to talk to Drake May, I am going to [ __ ] talk to [ __ ] talk his brother and be like, I can’t stand your brother. Love you. We got a couple super chats to get through. And then we’ll get on out of here because I got to get the instream reaction video in. Want to meet Gonzo. Rango is real. Matthew commented, “What is your name?” Like what is your not your actual username, what is your name on here? I don’t see a Matthew that’s hidden. Michelle, I will be able to drive myself home. Unfortunately, I did just pull Trig for the sake of these pats. And you know what? So worth it. Lori, you’re my girl. Matthew, I will figure it out. I will figure it out. Type your actual username in, Matthew. You type the hidden account and I’ll I will go to your YouTube account and see what’s what’s wrong. I got you. Drake May is the one. Arlo and Dada. I can’t do one. Gonzo allowed two yards. Gonzo had the breakup. They tried to throw a Matt01 PT. I should be able to. It says that isn’t available. Oh, wait. That that might I think I know what to do. I don’t know how long the win streak’s going to last. All right, let’s see here. I see you. Shout out Michelle Rico. I see a picture of a truck. Oh, man. All right. It it Before we get on out of here, I I’ll do a boot if we get a hundred. If we got a hundred, I’ll do a boot. Why not? The real STLNC coming in with a five. Maxwell Leinsky. And then we got Chris Clark, Drake May, and Luke May. Luke May, man. Haunts me. Haunts me. Jose Cruz Torres, next week. Next week for the raffle. Uh, we do have a live show on Wednesday and I want to get the last You did not miss You did not miss the raffle. Next week we’ll give it We’ll give away. I want Wednesday is still October and I want everybody to get the last seconds in. Last seconds in. Greatest shot of his life. Yeah. All the way from Denver. The real stink. Shout out. We’re back, baby. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. Alrighty. I will give it Hammad. Patriots did score a safety. Said Winnow. Uh, no. We’re good. I’m just trying to figure out Matthew. You better get that boot because we got a 100 Oh my god. dollar super chat. Bring it up. Bring it up. Jonathan America. Yeah, John. I don’t understand it. I don’t understand it. I don’t understand how that’s possible. But uh let’s do it together. Avery. Um, we got a$100 super chat from Jonathan America. Bang. Bang. Shout out to you. I got to go get the boot, Avery. I’ll go grab it. Oh my god. I will be right back. If you want to bring yourself up full screen. Okay. All right. I got that. I have to adjust my parlay now. Yep. All right. I’ll be back. I’ll get the boot. Pats fans, it’s you, me, and the rest of the day or the rest of the stream. It was going to end, but you know what? Shout out to Jonathan for keeping it going and for Alper getting another boot. This is great for me. Hey Michelle. Hey Matthew. I’m sorry I couldn’t finish my boot on screen. I did have to go pull Trig, but it was okay. I’m okay. I was raised in the South, so nothing new there. Jonathan, you crazy mofo. Because a whole another $100. It’s pretty wild, Travis. Man, I’m trying my best. I am just happy to be here, to be honest. My boot earlier wasn’t my best. That’s okay. It’s not my last boot. Certainly not my last boot on these streams. So, thank you guys for giving me the grace. How are we feeling about that that Pat’s win, though? because I think we’re going nuts. And I know Alper’s about to get a nice cold boot for this boot. Shout out to Jonathan for the $100. Pats Nation so back six and two LFG. Oh yeah, Matthew, I know what you mean. Oh, and thank you. I stole this from my sister’s closet. I’m always stealing stuff from her closet. Morgan, if you’re watching this, I’m not giving it back to be honest. I got a question though for everyone. For those who are still here, shout out to y’all first and foremost for being the loyalist, the realest, the best in the game. Quite frankly, nothing new there. We all know that. But who’s ready for this game next week against the Falcons? I don’t know about y’all. Michael Pennix, Kurt Cousins, nothing against Drake May aka him. Timothy, the man, the legend, Drake May VP. Okay. How did I get the chat sports job? Uh, well, when I was working for live broadcast at Razerback Sports Network at the University of Arkansas, I was looking for sports media jobs in Dallas where I am from. I’ve lived here all my life and chat sports came across my agenda and I was like, uh, apply. They took a chance on me, which is great and I’m so grateful for. They took a chance on me. Then they took a chance on Brett. And funny enough, me and Brett were actually started the same day. We started the same day. Okay. We were brought up in the same group and it’s been a blast ever since. Started December 1st of last year. December 2nd, sir. What? I thought it was December 1st. No, because two days later was my birthday. I remember. I was born on December 4th. November 5th for me. Travis Collie living in Tennessee. I hope uh I hope the Tennessee fans suck. Matthew, I subscribed to your channel, so I hope it fixed it cuz you’re not blocked. I looked and you’re not hidden either. So, but shout out to Jonathan. Shout out to Jonathan. It’s a happy dad boot. And uh I got lemon lime. The first one was uh was uh wild cherry. Yeah. I try to help you out, Matthew. Try to help you out, bro. All righty. This is Cheers. You know, I thought I was going to put my boot down. Clearly, when I was doing my boot, I was proven wrong. I am no longer 22 and in Fateville. But Brett here is putting these down like he is still 21 in Lexington, Kentucky at school. So, you know, shout out to Alper out here because he’s killing it. And I I was not able to do it this well. So, look at this man put it down. Homie, you are putting it down faster than I can pick it up. Oh my goodness. Spam Alper in the chat. Let’s give him some support while he finishes this boot. Second boot of the day. Spam Alper. Let’s get active in the chat while we’re still here. All right. Only the real ones are still here. Yeah, Michelle, I see you. Oh, man. That was no leakage or anything’s crazy. It’s It’s happy dad, John. It’s happy dad. Like here, look. Happy dads are like a It’s still clear. Don’t worry. I wouldn’t let him do water while I did beer. Oh, there’s my brother. Came in a little late, my guy. All righty. We got to get on out of here. Oh, that was bad. Oh. Oh, yeah. Thomas, I I like to get after it. I like to get after it. Uh, Brian, I gotta get an instant reaction video for y’all because it’s already been No, I’m just I’m just messing with you. I’m just messing with you. It’s all right. We got to get it. It’s already been like an hour since a half hour since the game ended. I got to get this into reaction video for you guys. But a great stream as always. King Smith, shout out to you. Dean Bradshaw, Melbourne, Australia. A great win. Patriots take this one 30 to what? 13 32-3 forgot about the safety and uh I was a little stressed in the first half. Second half adjustments just shows how good this coach this co this team is coached and I really think that they are going to have an opportunity to go deep deep into the playoffs. You’re six and two now. Six and two and you got the Falcons next week and you got the Bucks right after. Those are your two hard games. You got rid of the little cakewalk. You got a little cakewalk. Sounds good, Matthew. But we will be live next week. We will be live on Wednesday. Don’t miss out. We got Patriots, Falcons, got videos coming for you every single day. Every day. So, we got you. Make sure you subscribe to the channel. Hey, great day as always. Shout out to everybody. We made it to 34,000 subscribers. So, let’s go. And as always, let’s go pets. [Music]

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