Boo! Happy Halloween, here are some Patriots in SCARY costumes.
October 31, 2025
(Brady was intentionally left off of this list)
33 comments
I very much forgot Law was a jete. I remember him much more as a Bronco and chief.
Should have included Vrabel as a Chief.
The horror…
Thanks for leaving out the one that must not be named
AHHHHHH! NOT GRONK!
As long as Brady isn’t on here…
(Brady was intentionally left off of this list)
That’s the scariest one of all
Ty Law, Milloy, Seymour are DISGUSTING costumes. YUCK
Brady on the bucs is too scary for this sub. Would need the NSFW
needed a trigger warning for Willie
As a child nothing made me sadder than seeing my boy Curtis Martin in a Jets jersey.
Ooof, those Bucs jerseys when Mankins was there were terrible
Plunkett was always more Raiders than Patriots to me. I guess winning two super bowls will do that.
Poor Mankins had to wear those digital clock uniforms
Still salty about Curtis Martin and what the Jets pulled to get him.
That’s one of the reasons why that franchise cannot have enough bad shit happen to them and their shitty obnoxious fans.
AAAAHH!
Scrolled for Seymour. That one hurt, but also set the tone for the dynasty that we weren’t going to have players that were the highest paid at their position and we had to get used to watching our break out rookies succeed elsewhere after their initial contact was up.
Darrelle Revis
New England Patriots Super Bowl champion 🙂
Thanks for not putting Mayo in a head coach uniform, that would be nsfw
Thank you for not showing the GOAT….still hurts.
Oh damn I forgot about McGinest on the Browns.
You intentionally left Brady off the list because this is supposed to be scary, not horrifying
God that Vinateri one still makes me mad.
Din know mcginnest went to the browns
Let’s not forget Russ Francis in a Niners uniform or Mike Haynes in a Raiders one.
What’s even spookier is that Vinatieri looks like Peyton in that pic
Curtis Martin going to the Jets and then shit-talking the Pats was my first real sports heartbreak as a kid.
Bledsoe going to the Bills was a big one.
Forgot Bledsoe with the Bills.
The one I definitely hate the most though is Colts Vinatieri 🤮
This is just mean, but I don’t fault anyone who went to the Bucs once their time here was over.
I will forever hate wes
+ Bledsoe in a Bills costume
What about Stephon Gilmore wearing #21 in Dallas?
Brady will always hit the hardest! Let’s hope for good fortune and that we’ll never have to see (or want to see) Maye in another uniform.
33 comments
I very much forgot Law was a jete. I remember him much more as a Bronco and chief.
Should have included Vrabel as a Chief.
The horror…
Thanks for leaving out the one that must not be named
AHHHHHH! NOT GRONK!
As long as Brady isn’t on here…
(Brady was intentionally left off of this list)
That’s the scariest one of all
Ty Law, Milloy, Seymour are DISGUSTING costumes. YUCK
Brady on the bucs is too scary for this sub. Would need the NSFW
needed a trigger warning for Willie
As a child nothing made me sadder than seeing my boy Curtis Martin in a Jets jersey.
Ooof, those Bucs jerseys when Mankins was there were terrible
Plunkett was always more Raiders than Patriots to me. I guess winning two super bowls will do that.
Poor Mankins had to wear those digital clock uniforms
Still salty about Curtis Martin and what the Jets pulled to get him.
That’s one of the reasons why that franchise cannot have enough bad shit happen to them and their shitty obnoxious fans.
AAAAHH!
Scrolled for Seymour. That one hurt, but also set the tone for the dynasty that we weren’t going to have players that were the highest paid at their position and we had to get used to watching our break out rookies succeed elsewhere after their initial contact was up.
Darrelle Revis
New England Patriots Super Bowl champion 🙂
Thanks for not putting Mayo in a head coach uniform, that would be nsfw
Thank you for not showing the GOAT….still hurts.
Oh damn I forgot about McGinest on the Browns.
You intentionally left Brady off the list because this is supposed to be scary, not horrifying
God that Vinateri one still makes me mad.
Din know mcginnest went to the browns
Let’s not forget Russ Francis in a Niners uniform or Mike Haynes in a Raiders one.
What’s even spookier is that Vinatieri looks like Peyton in that pic
Curtis Martin going to the Jets and then shit-talking the Pats was my first real sports heartbreak as a kid.
Bledsoe going to the Bills was a big one.
Forgot Bledsoe with the Bills.
The one I definitely hate the most though is Colts Vinatieri 🤮
This is just mean, but I don’t fault anyone who went to the Bucs once their time here was over.
I will forever hate wes
+ Bledsoe in a Bills costume
What about Stephon Gilmore wearing #21 in Dallas?
Brady will always hit the hardest! Let’s hope for good fortune and that we’ll never have to see (or want to see) Maye in another uniform.