#Cowboys Fish at 6 LIVE! RB Trade Rumor, Jerry Passes Gas, Dak House v. Kyler House: WHO WINS No. 3?

#Cowboys Fish at 6 LIVE! RB Trade Rumor, Jerry Passes Gas, Dak House v. Kyler House: WHO WINS No. 3?

R. It’s fish at six. It’s a very special night. TGIF. Thank god it’s fish. And thank goodness it’s Halloween. Woo. And tonight night we’re giving away the uh the number three. If you’re a George Pickins guy or gal, you’re going to get your chance tonight. the the uh entry is done. Sugar in the coming moments will throw a dart and pick a winner. So stay tuned for that. A handful of things on the fish for dinner menu tonight. Get in, get on, be good. Bring something of intellect to the table like I do. Only three slappies. No, make it five. I’m generous. Five slappies allowed per program. Uh, your continued relationship with the Fish family extends to our fine fine sponsors BMW of McKenna and Honda Cars of Mckini. And away we go. Item one. Shove it up your ars. Ars, says head coach Brian Shottimer. And it’s a very forceful, very forceful quote from Shotty Sugar Daddy. R comes into the Uncle Fish Premium. Uh, and he’s talking about we don’t care about the stats on offense. We just want to win. And there’s truth to that. I I I I believe that. What’s going to happen though to the offensive stats, and you saw it a little bit in Denver, if the defense continues to be this bad, the offensive stats won’t continue on. that they won’t be able to to to do what they do on offense if they accomplish nothing on defense. It’s it’s a quite a fluke already that at 34 and one they have arguably the number one offense in football. Robert Davis Pirates love fish. So shove it up your ars says shotty. Uh I’m not going to shove anything. That’s up to the Cowboys themselves in the sense that offensive flash isn’t enough. Tuesday’s trade deadline is a coming. Uh it there is plenty of availability. By the way, the Titans are sitting out like five guys who are trade worthy. Sitting them out this weekend. That’s a Pirates goatee scratcher. Item two. Jerry passes gas. Diddly diddly dink. What? Uh you have already reached your boiling point on Jerry Jones. I don’t know what happens after the boiling point. What happens after the boiling point? How how much how much more boily can you get? Jerry, there’s 100 billion value out there with natural gas. And that’s why I’m talking to you, the Wall Street Journal. Instead of trying to fix the defense, by now you are familiar with the quote. The comment spread fast. Jerry hasn’t really played it off as a joke yet. He gave a really long answer. If you want to read the entire answer on 1053, go to fishportscowboys.substack.com. substack.com on and on and on and on. He he tries to explain himself uh going as he so often does in that Jerry Jones little rock country fried doortodoor Bible salesman jiba jaba where it really doesn’t make any sense but I’m going to pluck one thing out of it that you should be bothered by that I’m going to argue with oh and one more thing sidebar here the Dallas media never takes on Jerry Jones are you are you not paying attention mention. How can you How can you put that? How can you post that after a video where I’m roasting Jerry Jones? I don’t understand. I know that there’s some people that there’s 76,000 people that sit here and watch 11 minutes of an 11 minute video. Some people watch 11 seconds. I get it. But watch more than 11 seconds. We We got Jerry on the griddle here, including on this one. quote and and I’m I’m going to pluck it out of his long long long long answer that includes things like in the real world Santa Claus has not put the tricycle on under the Christmas tree. I I don’t know what you’re talking about, Jerry. Anybody that says I don’t focus on the Cowboys is living in the moment of frustration. I get that. I’m frustrated, too. But you just said, but here’s the jumpout one. When he says, uh, Mr. uh, fan uh, just between us girls now, I I frankly don’t know how many people in football that don’t have their days involved in different areas. What he’s saying is everybody else in football has involvement in business, too. Not general managers, owners. Jeffrey Luri doesn’t spend 12 hours a day on the Eagles in Philadelphia. Howie Roseman does. Jeffrey Lur is over here doing business and charity and this and that and buying yachts. That’s the owner. Jerry’s right. There’s 32 people involved in football who involve themselves in other football business. They’re the 32 owners, Jerry. They’re not the 32 general managers. Dak Prescott didn’t exactly come to his defense. As I told you last night, Dak’s pretty much saying, I I kind of share your frustration, but this is what Jerry is. And then I’m saying, oh, and then then Dak said, hey, if you could get a phone call and make get in on hundred billion dollars, you might take five minutes, too. But then Dak ultimately said, we got to go play football. And in the end, Jerry’s hundred billion dollar oil and gas deal doesn’t need to preclude the Cowboys from beating the Cardinals on Monday. Doesn’t need to. Item three, let’s give away the jersey. Sugar hands me her fancy answer. Uh, we’ll we’ll do this on a Friday once in a while. We’ll do this on a Friday for you once in a while. There’s the repping and George Pickins number three practice surgeon. It’s the real thing. Who wins it? The winner is Glenn K from Stratford, Connecticut. Glen K, Stratford, Connecticut. Uh, if you didn’t win today, first of all, you’re a winner because you’re here. you’re already ahead of the game, but uh sometime soon maybe we’ll give away the Jaden Blue rep practice jersey after a game maybe uh in which he doesn’t fumble item trade stuff. Oh, we got a little kid coming to the door. We got two little kids coming to the door. Sugar, you’re elected. I’ll handle it in a little bit, but you handle it now. and they’re little. So you Sugar says, “Uh, you can go to three of them.” She says, “Uh, I’m not doing any teenagers at the door.” That’s grumpy Sugar because she doesn’t believe in teenagers getting candy. Uh, our buddy Joe Hoy at Dallas Morning News says, “How about Tony Pard? I don’t I I I and Joe’s my guy. I don’t get it. Do I do I need a $7 million a year backup running back when I already decided I don’t need him as a $7 million a year starter? I don’t get it. I would not give up assets for a running back. That got me in the way of giving up assets for defensive end, defensive tackle, inside linebacker, outside linebacker, safety, and quarterback. I mean, not even with all due respect to the Dallas Morning News for me, not even close. Kyler Murray 9 and0 in this building. Um, played there in Allen High School at AT&T Stadium, one played there in college, one played there in the pros, won. Dak Prescott says it’s my job to block that this time around. Problem. Kyler Murray ain’t right. Of course, some people uh his detractors say he never has been and never will be, but he’s got a sprained foot, so he’s he’s not practicing much. So, you might get reset at at quarterback. And for all Kyler Murray’s ups and downs, just athletically and as a runner, he’s dangerous. And we’ve seen what running quarterbacks have done to the Cowboys before. So, you catch a break if you don’t catch Kyler. that that ends up being a good thing for you. Item here comes by week. George Pickkins still haven’t been around town. He tells us just been in Fris. And in my conversation with him, I said, “So, what about Dak’s house? You’ve been to Dak’s?” Because, as you all know, Dak has the fellas over every once in a while. Not yet, George says. Maybe during the buy. Problem. Good problem. During the buy, Dak Prescott is going back home. Uh, and his high school stadium, Buccaneers Stadium I believe it is, is going to be renamed our Buccaneers Stadium. Named after me, uh, it’s going to be named Dak Prescott Field. That’s nice. Isn’t that nice? And you we know that Dak’s charitable nature, I’m working the assumption that that is not only a reward for Dak’s NFL greatness and his fabulous story. I bet you he’s probably done a lot of things for his high school and his town. Don’t you think? Yes, I do. Item Steven Jones on 1053 the fan today. You want flu fired during the break? Stephen Jones is talking about how he has a chance to be a really good defensive coordinator here in Dallas for a long, long time. Even though, as DJ points out, Cowboy Nation would prefer that Matt Eberfloose be made to walk the plank. [Laughter] Uh, Dak Prescott on Kyler Murray. That’s mad impressive, he says about that nine and0 thing. Cowboys, by the way, favored by two and a half. Uh, and and that might move on the Kyler Murray deal. It’s impressive. Hell of a player, super electric. I’m not surprised. It’s something I’m sure he wants to continue and build off of, but I’m here, Dak says, to make sure that does not happen on Monday. Of course, I’ll be at AT&T Stadium dressed like a regular person on Monday. I invite you to come with me. what you care about right now besides the trade deadline and we are all over it at cowboyscountry.com and fishportscowboys.substack.com. It’s really cool that they’re going to make uh back in Dak’s hometown. They’re going to make that Dak’s house. Can the Cowboys finally quit allowing AT&T Stadium to be Kyler’s house? Congratulations on the winning jersey. Uh we’ll have programming for you over the weekend. And uh oh yeah, there’s something else going on this weekend. It’s your birthday. Finally. Fish out.

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