The Bengals win the Super Bowl this season. How did we do it? What is the best possible series of events that could take place to make it happen? Trades, coaching, starters, schedule, etc?
The Bengals win the Super Bowl this season. How did we do it? What is the best possible series of events that could take place to make it happen? Trades, coaching, starters, schedule, etc?
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31 plane crashes
Bionic toe-replacement is invented
We magically fix the defense and burrow comes back
Teeth and hair replacement completely solved
We are not. And that’s okay. It could be worse. At least we aren’t the Cleveland Browns.
It will require a miracle to go 7-2 in this stretch
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If they one blockbuster trade, and another trade for a good role player, but obviously that won’t happen
We lost to the 2025 Jets
Sign the entire Buckeyes defense
I see 3 wins on that list. 6-11 season. I see the Ravens and Steelers both finishing at 9-8. It’s a shame we’re so bad because this would have been a pretty easy year to clinch the division.
That said, any given Sunday 🤷. Lamar could get hurt again and the Steelers could fall apart in the back half of the season as they tend to do. No clue how we’d make any progress in the playoffs though.
We are so fucked next time we go against the pissburghstoolers
Yes.
They did it by OP having a fantastical, wondrous, totally unbelievable dream. And then they woke up.
We’re 3-5 with a historically bad defense and an offense led by a 40 year old QB. Go back to sleep.