Mike Vrabel on if the Patriots were close to making a trade at the deadline: “Deals are like being pregnant. You either are or you aren’t. … So I don’t know how close you could be.”

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1. Thank god we’re winning lol. This shit is not cute when you are 4-13.

2. It’s not dramatic work–a whole nest of details to attend to inside a time limit. And no one can predict the future with any certainty. Vrabe doesn’t try to fudge this, it seems.

3. I do enjoy how Vrabel’s interactions with the media are sometimes a little Belichick-esque, but with some added wry humour.

4. MIKE I JUST WANNA KNOW IF WE WAS FUCKIN! DAMN! lol

5. Lets ask Diggs for clarity as i believe he’d likely be a subject matter expert with this

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7. “Being a redditor is like being pregnant. You either are, or you aren’t.”

8. Yap yap yap, team basically said we’re happy with the season. Enjoy it. How to piss off fans 101

9. Did he use a condom during negotiations?

10. I think we all know what the answer is with Diggs around

11. Same vibes as a gym teacher tasked to do sex ed.

12. When a deal falls through it’s called a miscarriage.

13. Yeah he seems disappointed. I would not be surprised if Wolf is out if the offseason and draft don’t go Vrabel’s way. I’m hearing both Krafts fucking love Mike.

14. I’m tired.

15. Vrabel’s grades so far:

    Strategy: 9/10
    Vibes: 10/10
    Similies: 2/10

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17. Objectively false Mike

18. Vrabels’ cutesiness will last just as long as Belichick’s….. which is to say, we’ll all adore it as long as he is winning.

19. looks likes he’s learning his interviewing skills from a fellow Boston coach