Dominick Barlow’s Elbow Laceration is Dangerously Close to Qualifying for the Top 10 List of Ridiculous Sixers Injuries

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1. At this point, show us the cut. I’m just curious.

2. Nothing will ever top “developed debilitating nearly lethal sesame seed allergy”

3. Andre drummund said he’s deathly allergic to avocados

4. We need a body diagram that labels all of the locations and diagnoses of the weird sixer injuries

5. * Bowling
   * Shoulder to the face breaks the ocular
   * Sesame allergy
   * Bells fucking Palsy
   * BMX biking

   What other craziness am I missing? I know we’ve got a deep bag!

6. McCain mental break. Sadly this reply will age well.

7. I cut my knuckle open and had to wear a splint so the stitches wouldn’t rip out by bending it. When they came out, i had to go to physical therapy because the tendons had tightened and I couldn’t bend my finger. It was a pathetic sight seeing a therapist encouraging me to flex it just one more time…