Maybe we didn’t need Ovechkin’s milestone puck back… 😂 #SDP #Capitals #Blues #NHL

We should talk about Bennington and what happened last night. The 900 goals, which shout out Obie. And then Jordan Bennington decides to be the main character in all of this. And attempts to steal the 900 puck, a goal that was his fault. And he put it in his butt. So he puts the puck in his pants. The weirdest dude. And then the linesman has to come over and be like, “Hey, we know you have the puck. This is on international television. There’s 100 cameras that just got saw you stick a puck in your pants. Can we have it back? And he has to fish the puck out of his [ __ ] and give it to the referee. What the [ __ ] is happening? What makes that puck more valuable now is that not only Obie shot it, but it did get uh Bennington cheek on this. There’s poo on it. Yeah. Yeah. I I think I think he cleans his bottom. I think he cleans I don’t know. It might be sweaty down there. Might be a few mis mishandled hairs, but I don’t know if there’s ass grease on the 900. That’s fair. That’s fair. Are we all not weirded out about this?

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  1. Little known fact, Binnington also took the water bottle that he threw at Nazem Kadri a few years ago and shoved that up his ass.

  2. If Binner genuinely wanted to be a dick he would’ve thrown the puck into the crowd. He knew he would get caught, it was top tier shithousery.

  3. I know you guys can't stand binner but he clearly knew he was kn camera. He wasn't actually trying to steal the puck…come on now

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