Maybe we didn’t need Ovechkin’s milestone puck back… 😂 #SDP #Capitals #Blues #NHL
We should talk about Bennington and what happened last night. The 900 goals, which shout out Obie. And then Jordan Bennington decides to be the main character in all of this. And attempts to steal the 900 puck, a goal that was his fault. And he put it in his butt. So he puts the puck in his pants. The weirdest dude. And then the linesman has to come over and be like, “Hey, we know you have the puck. This is on international television. There’s 100 cameras that just got saw you stick a puck in your pants. Can we have it back? And he has to fish the puck out of his [ __ ] and give it to the referee. What the [ __ ] is happening? What makes that puck more valuable now is that not only Obie shot it, but it did get uh Bennington cheek on this. There’s poo on it. Yeah. Yeah. I I think I think he cleans his bottom. I think he cleans I don’t know. It might be sweaty down there. Might be a few mis mishandled hairs, but I don’t know if there’s ass grease on the 900. That’s fair. That’s fair. Are we all not weirded out about this?
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He totally ruined that moment and he's an idiot for even thinking that he wouldn't get caught.
Would not have been surprised otherwise
I mean if Fleury did it, we'd all be laughing about it.
Binnington is such a moron
He should be fined and get a few games misconduct.
No place in the league for this bs
Absolute boss move from Jordan. Hilarious
“There’s sweaty ass grease- on the 900 puck!” I’m rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan just wanted to get some extra bucks on eBay.
Jordan "I'm not crazy" Binnington
Should have tossed it into the crowd.
I mean this checks out. Binnington sucks. He has to find some way to stay relevant.
How are so many people missing that this was fully a gag lmao.
He probably had pants on under the pads lol
Jordan “do I look nervous” binnington
Little known fact, Binnington also took the water bottle that he threw at Nazem Kadri a few years ago and shoved that up his ass.
Binnington is absolutely hysterical. 😂
If Binner genuinely wanted to be a dick he would’ve thrown the puck into the crowd. He knew he would get caught, it was top tier shithousery.
Great moment! Hilarious. Give him a spot on team Canada just for that.
JB is so funny once you stop hating him.
maybe Jordan is just an asshole….
Who cares
Come on guys… It was funny!
that was the most hillarious thing I have EVER seen in 45 years watching Hockey!
NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT! HOPE THAT CUNT NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT!
It was funny and I won’t pretend it’s not
It was clearly just for laughs. It really isnt that deep
Goalies not beating the goofy weirdo allegations.
Luckily I love watching goalies be goofy weirdos
I know you guys can't stand binner but he clearly knew he was kn camera. He wasn't actually trying to steal the puck…come on now
Honestly I rate it.
Menace
It’s the 900 pook
Honestly super funny. Anybody upset are a bunch of whiny babies.
Can You Blame Him???? it's the first 900th goal ever…
He's such a pathetic little p¡ssbaby.
Binner a gem