If you're wondering about the typos It's 2am when I lettered and posting this and I also have some drinks me(I'm on my third can if you're wondering).
Green and mckinstry: Congrats on the silver slugger listen I'll take what I can get from these guys
Dingler: Fuck yeah! he deserves that golden glove and one who says otherwise can eat chit leans (pig intestines) also chris if you're not gonna give skubal the extension at least give the extension to dingler
Baez: just have him be center-field because that's the position where he hits the ball the most
Lange: Please just aim
Sweeney : You did alright I'm not overly mad performance you were just Mid and that's fine for your first proper year with us
ibanez: Keep this man in the fuckin majors don't do that bullshit again
Jung: You did ok I'm not gonna get on your case that much because you were in the minors all that time
Verling: My goat I'm sorry you were unable to contribute to much this season hopefully next year you'll be on fire
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If this is a bot there’s an excuse, minus that.. this is just fucking weird.