BREAKING: Emmanuel Clase has agreed to a 25-year deal with California Federal Correction Institution, pending physical

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2. The good news is he is the franchise leader in saves, so we’ll only have to be reminded of him by broadcasters during every save situation for the next few decades or so. 

3. https://preview.redd.it/monuw7gwma0g1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f54cffd480cc21484745262344550970c53ad56

4. We shoulda seen the signs when he announced he was doing that “you can invest in an athlete in exchange for a share of his earnings” partnership

5. Not a lot of money to ruin your career with.

6. This plead deal brought to you by FanDuel!

7. He didn’t even steal a car.

8. Hey, at least he won’t have to wear caps and sleeves anymore.

9. Sources tell he’s agreed to a 12k contract, 5k upfront and 7k later.

10. What’s the over/under on time served before release?

    Any good prop bets on his stay?

11. How stupid do you have to be to go from one of the best closers in the entire league if not *the* best to this for… how much??

12. Even the California Penal League out spends the Dolans!

13. Does anyone want to bet that he doesn’t serve that long? $50.

14. 25 years for a few thousand meanwhile a literal rapist gets off with community service

15. I heard there was a player buyout for $2 million if exercised in the next 2-3 years.

16. Is that ricky vaugn lol where did you find him the penal league?

17. generational dumbass

18. 😞