[SNY] Scott Boras on Pete Alonso’s free agency: “There’s no doubt that Pete’s pursuers are prime to pay the power piper. Pete picked a perfect period to play preeminently at really a primary position. A playoff-parched plethora will pounce to participate in the polar plunge.”

41 comments

1. you know what I think he’s clearly having fun with these and I kinda respect it

2. now THAT’S what I’m talking about 

3. Do you guys think he practices these in front of a mirror the night before

4. That’s a good one

5. Boras quote season is a wild ride

6. He’s trying to make us like him lol

7. Guys in the wrong business, he needs to do PR training for pro sports players

8. God I hate this man

9. Pump this perspicacity directly into my veins

10. How does he keep a straight face saying all this stuff

11. at least we know boras doesn’t use chatgpt for his puns

12. This guy been working with Papoose?

13. Lmao how tf is this real

14. Ain’t nobody doing it like Scott. Cinema

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16. Uh oh another off season of classic Scott Boras corny lines

17. Big power hitter, defensive liability, wrong side of 30. Sounds like a Los Angeles Angel already.

18. Philadelphia Phillies for Pete

19. Has Scott Boras been listening to alphabetical slaughter by papoose?

20. 

21. Who the fuck talks like that lol

22. Scott “offseason banter” Boras in fine form already!

23. god i LOVE this guy he sucks so much

24. This fucking guy is insufferable.

25. I know a lot of people hate Boras and I get it but, c’mon I thought this was pretty hilarious 😂

26. Love him or hate him. Boras is always ready with a quote.

27. this is fucking electric I’m sorry haters

28. avoid alliteration, always

29. I hate Boras for how much he lies when he knows teams are not permitted to respond.

    But I *love* when he pulls off a good pun, or alliterative speech.

30. There are only two possible interpretations of this interview: Pete Alonso will either become a Pittsburgh Pirate or a Philadelphia Phillie. The Portland Pickles are in play too if expansion happens soon enough.

31. Pete to the Pirates confirmed

32. Man its NNN and we’re posting Boras waxing poetic? I just failed.

33. i give him credit if he comes up with these on the fly but i doubt it lol

34. I hate how much I enjoyed this😂

35. 

36. How can you not love this guy

37. What a pleasantly perfect prick

38. 🤮

39. This fucking guy….

40. F this guy

41. Oh goddammit it’s that time of year where we have to read Boras’s shitty metaphors again