LOS ANGELES LAKERS disgusting, embarrassing coaching vs. OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER

What an absolute horseshit performance this was. And just start it right away. Ruy Hajimar is giving AJ Mitchell the strong side of the floor. What the [ __ ] are you doing, Austin Reeves? I got to get over here and help with my feet set, right? You know the ball handler’s coming this way. So what the stunt get the dribble picked up, recover. How the [ __ ] are you not in help? You knew he was coming there. And then Luca Don just being an absolute jackass defensively. Get your hands off your knees. We want to be in a defensive stance with our feet set so we can fly out on the air time of that pass. So you got your hands on your knees. That’s why you’re [ __ ] late getting out. But when you close out, we never give up the [ __ ] baseline. Get close out to the middle where Ruy Hajimur is going to drop and be in help. Reeves is in help. Look at how you close. You just walk the baseline for me, please. Did the Lakers do any [ __ ] game planning for this game at all? Rui Hachimura, you know you’ve got DeAndre Aiden is coming over. They’re going to double. You know you’ve got help. So get up and challenge the ball. Like keep him towards where the double’s coming. Where are the [ __ ] double’s coming? Why are you playing off? You have a double now. DeAndre Aton’s heads in the [ __ ] clouds. Luca Donuch actually is in the gaps. He’s actually in help. So DeAndre Aton, stay out with Hartinstein. Luca Dona does a great job and is in help. Why are you coming over to double someone whose dribbles picked up? What the [ __ ] Can Luca Donic not be a dumbass defensively for one singular [ __ ] possession? Don’t. There’s no help this way. My help is in the middle of the floor again with Marcus Smart, with Ruie, with Aton. You just get It’s a [ __ ] layup line. I could be scoring this. It’s Luca Donic again. How is AJ Mitchell being turned into [ __ ] Michael Jordan? Luca Jake Lorab is giving him this side of the floor. You need to get your right foot parallel to the block. Left foot out. Defensive stance. We’re not giving up anything. We’re going to stunt and then we’re going to recover. We’re not giving up any [ __ ] anything. But you know he’s coming this way. Where is the [ __ ] help ever? Now it’s Jared Vanderbilt being a [ __ ] numb skull. This is the most Ruie Hajimura Vanderbilt wing towing. It’s the most obvious [ __ ] switch in the world. How does Jared Vanderbilt What the [ __ ] are you doing? So Luca Donic gets [ __ ] dusted here because of course he does. But Jackson Hayes does a great job of what? Being in help. So the dribble gets picked up. Stop. The dribble’s picked up. Rui Hajimura, what the [ __ ] are you doing? He doesn’t have his dribble anymore. I don’t need to be in help now. I need to fly out to Caruso. Loravia needs to fly out to the corner. That’s what the dribbles picked up. We’re out of there instead. What is Ru Aimura doing? Leave. What the [ __ ] was that? Could anybody on the Lakers [ __ ] talk? Vanderbilts and help. Jackson is in help. Say something. So Jake Loravian knows how many I got to get up. I can get up on the ball cuz if I get beat this this way, help. If I get beat this way, help. No one [ __ ] talks. So Jake Loravia is playing three steps off for no [ __ ] reason. This has to be the most pathetic [ __ ] defensive clip of the year. Okay, first of all, Marcus Smart, I don’t give a [ __ ] about AJ Mitchell at half court. I need to be underneath the three-point line. The Lakers have to ice this screen. Dalton Connect needs to get up here. Eight and down here. We’re going to keep Caruso to the sidelines. Marcus Smart should be in backside up on Hartinstein’s role. Ruy Hajimura and Austin Reeves can be two. Instead, you’re in the lamest ass [ __ ] drop coverage ever. The Lakers never [ __ ] communicate in transition. Ruy Hajimura. Okay, you’re getting back Hartinstein. I need to say this now that I’m taking Hartinstein. You take mine. You’re taking DeAndre Aton’s man. So, he’s got to know to take yours and Osman Dang. But no one’s [ __ ] talking. So, both players get back to the paint. Nobody gets to Dang. Pump fake. I mean, what on [ __ ] earth is Jake Laorabia doing? The Lakers are trapping here. You have got to jam Isaiah Hartenstein as he comes through. You’ve got to jam him and then get back to yours. Like, you can’t just not [ __ ] do. Look at Jake Larabia. You don’t [ __ ] touch him. Who’s coaching this [ __ ] How does everybody not [ __ ] watch these clips and their mind doesn’t explode? Ruy [ __ ] Hajimura. There’s no help this way. Someone’s got to talk though. Eaton. Ruy. Someone tell him to push him to the middle of the floor where there’s help everywhere. Look at this [ __ ] again. Again. Let’s just count the 8 million [ __ ] mistakes on this play. First of all, it’s a handoff, so I’m not going over the [ __ ] handoff. DeAndre should be up jamming the screener, showing his hands, using his body. So AJ Mitchell’s not pulling right off that. And Jake Laravia goes under and meets him on the other side. We [ __ ] that up. Secondly though, Luca Donuch. So they’re running the stupid [ __ ] drop coverage. Luca Donic needs to be up the line. You have to get this dribble picked up. Case Wallace, your man’s out here. This is where I should be able to stunt. Dribble picked up. Recover. Where the [ __ ] is Luca? How does this continue to [ __ ] happen? You know, this guy was the MVP of the league last year, right? Like, Luca, help side. Helpside to the middle of the floor. So, Ruy Aimura is up knowing I if I just keep him to the middle of the floor, I’ve got help. If you let him go away from your [ __ ] help, that’s when you get [ __ ] fried. The Lakers have no goddamn idea how to guard away from the ball. None. Marcus Smart. First, I should be up the line with my back to the baseline. And most importantly, my [ __ ] feet are set. So, if this basket’s made, I’m flying out to the shooter. Look at dumbass Marcus Smart. Look at his feet right here going towards the ball as this is in midair. Shoot around. This could possibly be the laziest [ __ ] switch of all time. Marcus Smart, get underneath the screener. Could this be any more lazy piece of [ __ ] How are How is that the switch? And again, Marcus Smart is just taking a [ __ ] nap. Shay Gilis Alexander just picked his dribble up. There’s no goddamn reason to be in help anymore. He does not have his dribble alive. So get out to the corner. What the [ __ ] are you standing in help for? Again, just count the 50 million [ __ ] mistakes. Luca, could we get out here to Isaiah Joe? What the hell is Luca do? She’s not even close to ready to guard. So Isaiah Job’s going to blow right by him. But Austin Reeves, this has to be your help. You have to be right foot parallel to the block. Left foot out wide stance. I can stunt and recover if my feet are set. If you miss this help now Jackson Hayes has to leave the paint. Who is coaching this [ __ ] Luca Donuch is sitting here waiting to double Shay Gildas Alexander. Why is DeAndre Eaton not up? This is where your [ __ ] help is. Does he even know Luca’s there? Cuz he’s letting Shay go to the middle of the floor. Look at these Lakers [ __ ] switches. Are you out of your mind? How hard is this for Luca to just get underneath Isaiah Hardenstein and switch? How why does it have to be such a [ __ ] disaster? Just switch it. Why is Hardenstein behind you? What the hell was that? What a [ __ ] garbage performance. Austin Reeves is actually getting up to ice the screen. Hey Austin, if you get up to ice the screen, Luca’s got to be underneath, right? So Jay Gilders Alexander stays to the [ __ ] sidelines. What a dumb. You’re coming to ice the screen. Luca’s here. Another [ __ ] layup line. Does Luca Donic have to [ __ ] something up every single defensive possession? Luca, stop falling [ __ ] asleep. We’re seeing ball and man. So when my man comes this way, I’m with him. Let’s take a look at Luca napping. You’re here. He’s here now. Not hard. Now it’s Jackson Haye’s turn. Jackson Hayes, you dropping to the [ __ ] paint does nothing here. You’re guarding Jaylen Williams, first of all, so I should be up here anyways. And this is where I’m at help on Jay Gil Alexander. Here you drop to the [ __ ] paint. He’s never going to even get there for you to be in [ __ ] help.

Thunder 121 – Lakers 92

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48 comments
  1. Oh please calm down, the thunder blew out the warriors the previous night as well, they’re just an unstoppable force at the moment, so wash your potty mouth out with soap and water and chill.

  2. I feel like the earth went back on its axis and all is good in the world again, all because AC is back to screaming his disgust doing game breakdowns.🤬 I lost count on how many times they gifted OKC the sideline/baseline for a defense-free trip to the rim.

  3. As a lakers fan, I knew damn well we were WAY overrated. We beat up on a few special ed B-team squads. Then we face a real team and end up lookin like a special ed honor roll squad.

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