Scott Boras on Tarik Skubal: “The fans in Detroit want the Tigers to build a Tarik barrack. The Little Caesars are running around town saying, ‘Cy! Cy!’ … It should be Scooby-done, right? If not, I think the fans would certainly think it’s a Detroit doink.”
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Is he having a stroke?
What…..the fuck?
Scott Boras, STFU.
Wtf did I just listen to? He looks & sounds drunk.
Of all the words uttered these are definitely some of them.
This man has to be on drugs…
Imagine having to negotiate a $500m contract with this guy.
And yet people still eat up his propaganda that makes ownership look like the bad guys.
Translation:
We expect the fans to provide emotional blackmail, while we corner the Tigers into making an extension offer which we will reject, and use as the floor for my negotiations with the Yankees, Mets, and Dodgers
I can normally chuckle at these, but he’s had much better work than this one.
This is how he normally talks to the media so they can’t get anything usable out of him.
He just needs to work in a few six sevens, and he’ll fit right in first grade.
We have really been out of the free agent market long enough that fans don’t recognize Boras’ jokes to the media
What a world
Those are certainly words that were said
Bye
This guy fuckin sucks
lol I need to meet bro’s dealer. He must have that fiyahhh 😂
Scott are you… okay?
None of these words are in the Bible
What the hell does this even mean ? He doesn’t look well here.
I just absolutely hate him
This dude and his puns.
For a guy who’s supposed to be THE super sports agent, he always sounds like a blithering idiot. This dude is so bad for sports…
That doesn’t sound like he’s interested in the ol’ hometown discount.
Riddle me this batman
Anytime Scott Boras is involved, you can kiss your superstars Goodbye. What a douche bag.
What a clown
let the games begin!
On a side note they both look alike lol
A real douche-canoe.
Skibidi rizz fr fr
This dude is a creep
have another drink, ray!
Him staying silent would’ve been more informative
If he died tomorrow, baseball would be better for it.
Speak English, jagoff
This dude is a fuckin cunt
I thought I was getting trolled so hard reading this
I don’t even blame Chris for not wanting to negotiate with that
Yeah he’s getting traded
Boras is an idiot
Bore-ASS!
Genuinely read this and thought it was either misquoted or I just had a stroke. Nope, real quote.
He’s such a scum bag – I don’t care what comes out of his mouth because it all sounds like
What does that even mean
What a greedy ass.
Hahahahaha
This sub is was so certain last season that Tarik hiring Boras wasn’t an indication that he wanted to be the highest paid player. They said ‘he makes the decision on his contract and if he wants to stage in Detroit he will take a discount and Boras will have to listen.”
Again hahahahahahaha