TONIGHT THE SHARKS SLEEP WITH THE FISHES IN THE DEEP, KRAKEN NATION!

WHAT'S A MERE MORTAL FISH COMPARED WITH THE SHIP-CRUSHING, MULTI-LIMBED, IMMORTAL LEGEND OF THE SEAS? NOTHING – THAT'S WHAT!

TONIGHT THE KRAKEN AVENGE THEMSELVES AND YEET THOSE FISHIES RIGHT OUT OF CLIMATE PLEDGE!

LET'S F*CKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

MIGHT I TAKE IT UPON MYSELF TO ASK YOU TO KINDLY WAKE THE F*CK UP ON THIS GLORIOUS GAME DAY?
byu/Octopus_Garden_47 inSeattleKraken

3 comments

  1. I’M AWAKE!!! FACE OFF IN 10 MINUTES!! SORRY, TOO MUCH COFFEEE ALREADYYYY!!! I CAN FEEL MY HAIR GROWING!!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤪🤪LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO!!! KKKKRRRRAAAKKKKEEENNN!!!

  3. IT MIGHT BE 4AM IN NEW ZEALAND BUT THAT WONT STOP ME FROM DECLEARING A BIG WIN FOR THE KRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEN!

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