My first home brew – “Hardworking Midwestern Farmhouse Ale”

21 comments

1. Nice line score there. Haha

2. Somehow I bet every bottle leaves you more disappointed

3. God that stat line always makes me laugh so hard.
   Not to mention the fact bro, unironically, said “they found a few gaps and got lucky on some bounces” in that postgame. What a shit head that guy is. Anyway, that’s cool you’re brewing at home. That’s a goal of mine someday

4. Oh no. It’s trash

5. Long name but I’d try it

6. >2.2 innings, 14 hits, 10 earned runs

   

7. Tastes like defeat.

8. How much???

9. Good up front, but never finishes well. Just drink Budweiser.

10. It’s hard to that pitch poorly without getting pulled earlier. A hard days work indeed.

11. I understand your joke, but I don’t want shit on the form of human or pitcher that close to my beer

12. It’s got an ERA I mean an ABV of 5.0

13. No matter how much you brew, it will always total half of a pitcher.

14. Taste like 2x Cardinal All-Star and best active BB/9?

    I’m not a big Mikolas fan, but it’s always been lame to me how much a supposed “great” fanbase shits on a long term member of this team. One who did exactly what we needed/expected most of his contract. All together, 4.16 ERA in 1106 innings. Yeah obviously he’s been washed as a 35 and 36 year old these last couple years. But damn, Cardinal fans. Like give it a fucking rest

15. 2.2 IP and 14 hits Jesus

16. 14 hits, on 12 pitches

17. Burn the sage

18. It’s honest work for a lizard king

19. You literally just brewed it and it’s already well past its prime

20. WTF hahaha

21. Absolute perfection.