The fact you got the record wrong throws doubt on the rest of the numbers. But yeah, we all know they suck.

Hard to believe a chart that can’t even get our current record correct
We’re number 1! We’re number 1!
Fire everyone associated with this. Taylor still having a job tells me nothing will change.
Who is the one team worse against the run?
We fucking did it. Making history baby 🥳🥳🥳
WHO DEY BITCHEZZ!!! 👏👏👏👏
If you’re gonna be bad, be historically bad
Lou A.

“Dad, how did it feel to watch the worst defense in NFL history play each week?”

well there you have it… we beat the Pats for the 4th win.
They let Lou go because they couldn’t be sure if the defensive woes should be blamed on drafting or coaching.
Welp…
The fact they are significantly worse than last year is kind of amazing. Although as a buddy of mine pointed out, “Al Golden is the guy who thought playing Jeremiah Smith man with a one high safety was a good idea on the biggest play of the National Championship game.”
Thought we banned X links. They should be banned since for whatever reason they are not. Secondly, were the worst in some made up stat? This team don’t have to make up stats to be the worst. 334 points allowed speaks for itself. That is the worst.
They definitely 3-7 homie
Good thing we only care about offense

The fact that we even have 3 wins is a feat not seen since Hercules slaying the hydra.
There’s some teams on that list that went 0-fer😢, it’s been a rough year for Who Dey nation.
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Woo! We’re the best ^AtBeingTheWorst
The Bengals have won 4 games in 2025?
https://i.redd.it/3fjfyxxkpv1g1.gif
The fact you got the record wrong throws doubt on the rest of the numbers. But yeah, we all know they suck.

Hard to believe a chart that can’t even get our current record correct
We’re number 1! We’re number 1!
Fire everyone associated with this. Taylor still having a job tells me nothing will change.
Who is the one team worse against the run?
We fucking did it. Making history baby 🥳🥳🥳
WHO DEY BITCHEZZ!!! 👏👏👏👏
If you’re gonna be bad, be historically bad
Lou A.

“Dad, how did it feel to watch the worst defense in NFL history play each week?”

well there you have it… we beat the Pats for the 4th win.
They let Lou go because they couldn’t be sure if the defensive woes should be blamed on drafting or coaching.
Welp…
The fact they are significantly worse than last year is kind of amazing. Although as a buddy of mine pointed out, “Al Golden is the guy who thought playing Jeremiah Smith man with a one high safety was a good idea on the biggest play of the National Championship game.”
Thought we banned X links. They should be banned since for whatever reason they are not. Secondly, were the worst in some made up stat? This team don’t have to make up stats to be the worst. 334 points allowed speaks for itself. That is the worst.
They definitely 3-7 homie
Good thing we only care about offense

The fact that we even have 3 wins is a feat not seen since Hercules slaying the hydra.
There’s some teams on that list that went 0-fer😢, it’s been a rough year for Who Dey nation.