We may have… misled our alumni. #mlb #minimic #baseball

Okay, guys. My hat is New Era. My jacket is Nike. My pants are Nike. My shoes are Nike. Basically, I look like the Nike mannequin today. Favorite dance move uh would be probably this one. If I could be any vegetable, I would be an artichoke because they’re just annoying as hell and make no sense. I’m Chris Owens and I can touch my toast. And my emergency contact would be Greg Swendell number 22. My skincare routine is pretty much using body wash on my face to wash my face in the shower. I would never want to be stranded on an island with Tom Wilson because I just met him. So I don’t know what I would be getting from him. All the rest of the guys I know we’d go to war. We make it last to make a survival. My guilty pleasure is getting a pedicure once in a while which is probably once every couple months. If we were in the Hunger Games as us coaches, I think Miggy would win and I would follow him, my catcher, into the

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