Fenway unveils a new sponsor for the park 31 comments I’m sure this will be wildly popular with Bostonians I remember when “evil empire” was used to describe teams that spent a lot of money on baseball, not teams who openly allied themselves with fascists. Sheeeeesh Palantir “we hear you” Ugh. What’s a palantir I guess Peter Thiel thinks the antichrist is somewhere in the AL East. Right field will have a sign that reads “fasciitis” Nothing? Boooo Should be the Astros instead The bigger green monster. Dodgers 🤝 Red Sox Hating their ownership group normalizing and profiting from fascism and a surveillance state. Damn it Eww Thought this was r/baseballcirclejerk for a second I truly can’t tell, is this real? Somehow this still doesn’t seem as bad as the Yankees’ Kirk moment or Judge saying that having the orangutan around was good luck. New Sponsor: Big Brother Giving Alex Cora the keys to Palantir’s surveillance software is a nightmare for the rest of the league Sox are going to hit .400 as a team next year The green monster is not a fun name anymore Why do they even need to advertise? They have a blank check from the federal government Fuck Peter Thiel, fuck Musk, fuck Larry Ellison, all the tech clowns who somehow became our overlords My least favorite trend of this century is tech bros naming their sleazy companies after Middle-Earth terminology.   Soylent Green Monster Gee, isn’t that one of the Epstein guys? Peter Thiel, explicitly mentioned in the Epstein emails? Isn’t that the company that steals your data Very happy my father isn’t alive to see his team do this shit. Are there any teams NOT run by assholes? This is how Gilead started to turn Fenway into a field of gallows Gross. Oh fuck that Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I remember when “evil empire” was used to describe teams that spent a lot of money on baseball, not teams who openly allied themselves with fascists.
Dodgers 🤝 Red Sox Hating their ownership group normalizing and profiting from fascism and a surveillance state.
Somehow this still doesn’t seem as bad as the Yankees’ Kirk moment or Judge saying that having the orangutan around was good luck.
Giving Alex Cora the keys to Palantir’s surveillance software is a nightmare for the rest of the league Sox are going to hit .400 as a team next year
Why do they even need to advertise? They have a blank check from the federal government Fuck Peter Thiel, fuck Musk, fuck Larry Ellison, all the tech clowns who somehow became our overlords
My least favorite trend of this century is tech bros naming their sleazy companies after Middle-Earth terminology.
Very happy my father isn’t alive to see his team do this shit. Are there any teams NOT run by assholes?
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I’m sure this will be wildly popular with Bostonians
I remember when “evil empire” was used to describe teams that spent a lot of money on baseball, not teams who openly allied themselves with fascists.
Sheeeeesh
Palantir “we hear you”
Ugh.
What’s a palantir
I guess Peter Thiel thinks the antichrist is somewhere in the AL East.
Right field will have a sign that reads “fasciitis”
Nothing?
Boooo
Should be the Astros instead
The bigger green monster.
Dodgers 🤝 Red Sox
Hating their ownership group normalizing and profiting from fascism and a surveillance state.
Damn it
Eww
Thought this was r/baseballcirclejerk for a second
I truly can’t tell, is this real?
Somehow this still doesn’t seem as bad as the Yankees’ Kirk moment or Judge saying that having the orangutan around was good luck.
New Sponsor: Big Brother
Giving Alex Cora the keys to Palantir’s surveillance software is a nightmare for the rest of the league
Sox are going to hit .400 as a team next year
The green monster is not a fun name anymore
Why do they even need to advertise? They have a blank check from the federal government
Fuck Peter Thiel, fuck Musk, fuck Larry Ellison, all the tech clowns who somehow became our overlords
My least favorite trend of this century is tech bros naming their sleazy companies after Middle-Earth terminology.
Soylent Green Monster
Gee, isn’t that one of the Epstein guys? Peter Thiel, explicitly mentioned in the Epstein emails?
Isn’t that the company that steals your data
Very happy my father isn’t alive to see his team do this shit. Are there any teams NOT run by assholes?
This is how Gilead started to turn Fenway into a field of gallows
Gross.
Oh fuck that