Give me your best Philly sports media headlines if this was Jalen’s statline…
November 21, 2025
Give me your best Philly sports media headlines if this was Jalen’s statline…
41 comments
PARTY IS OVER
“Hurts can’t get out of his own way, how long before Philly turns to McKee?”
Is Hurts a bottom 5 starting QB?! Experts weigh in.
Russini would have released something about sources saying Hurts was going to be cut that night.
Sources: Mailata blames Hurts for sacks.
If 150 of those yards were to AJ then he’d probably be happy with the game despite losing lol
The national media always starts this Philly humiliation until it gets so loud that the Philly reporters jump in. So it’s unfair to put this all on Philly media.
Eagles considering McKee as starter
After last night it’s clear, Hurts is holding this team back
Does Hurts know how to throw the ball? Texans sack Hurts for a record 8 times.
“Time to bench Hurts?”
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Hurts, doesn’t it?
The Super Bowl was a fluke, the real Hurts has surfaced again.
“Mixed results In the first game after the tush push ban.”
The Eagles Offensive problem finally rears its ugly head as the Birds lose to a struggling Texans team
*”Eagles’, Brandon Graham, comments that maybe there’s some dysfunction with the offense but Hurts is working hard”*
“Allen does things the white way”
“He’s no Josh Allen”
What a f*cking game by the Texans defense
“Is it time to make Tanner the starter?”
Hurts-ing the team
Sacks Hurts. 🥲
Is Hurts Regressing?
Why is Jalen taking so many chances? He needs prioritize protecting the ball. Is it time for a switch?
Eagles imploding, all hope is lost, Jalen Hurts is washed we knew it all along,
Some clowns here were posting they wish we had the bills offense because they had that one big run.
I rather have a boring win first offense than a lose first org
I was watching the Bills vs Tampa game…the announcer said “Josh Allen is the Michael Jordan of the NFL”
First of all, MJ won championships. Josh Allen loses in the big games that matter.
Hurts was drafted much later than Josh and he is already 1-1 in the Super Bowl.
Hurts Takes 8 Sacks, Stifles Offense as Eagles Lose
“I’m just sayin’ Ant, maybe we should look more at that Tannah MaGee kid. He’s bigger and has a better arm than Jalen. Wit dese weapons we could be putting up prime Aaron Rodgers numbuhs. I’ll hang up and listen”
You don’t see Josh Allen doing that.
Give Josh Allen this line up and he would not have these results!!!
Sources: AJ Brown gets into locker room fistfight with Jalen Hurts and quits- Dianna Russini
Watching that game was crazy.
Dan Orlovsky: “that’s what makes him so special” as Josh Allen runs around in a circle and then gets sacked
Like ???
Is it Time to Move On From Hurts?
“Hurts struggles but defense ultimately let the team down.”
With a sub headline “is sirainnis offense the cause of jalens struggles? Fans think so.”
We watched the NFL’s golden boy throw 2 picks (when’s the last time Jalen did that??) and take the worst sack (-18 yards) I’ve seen all year
If you’re going to knock Jalen for the great things he doesn’t do (fair), you also have to give him credit for the bad things he doesn’t do
Josh Allen wilts in big games. If he was the Eagle’s QB , our record would be 4-6.
Why do you guys compare to Josh Allen so much…? He’s not even in the same league as Jalen Hurts.
Talk to me when Josh Allen reaches a super bowl lol, let alone balls out in 2 of them
41 comments
PARTY IS OVER
“Hurts can’t get out of his own way, how long before Philly turns to McKee?”
Is Hurts a bottom 5 starting QB?! Experts weigh in.
Russini would have released something about sources saying Hurts was going to be cut that night.
Sources: Mailata blames Hurts for sacks.
If 150 of those yards were to AJ then he’d probably be happy with the game despite losing lol
The national media always starts this Philly humiliation until it gets so loud that the Philly reporters jump in. So it’s unfair to put this all on Philly media.
Eagles considering McKee as starter
After last night it’s clear, Hurts is holding this team back
Does Hurts know how to throw the ball? Texans sack Hurts for a record 8 times.
“Time to bench Hurts?”
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Hurts, doesn’t it?
The Super Bowl was a fluke, the real Hurts has surfaced again.
“Mixed results In the first game after the tush push ban.”
The Eagles Offensive problem finally rears its ugly head as the Birds lose to a struggling Texans team
*”Eagles’, Brandon Graham, comments that maybe there’s some dysfunction with the offense but Hurts is working hard”*
“Allen does things the white way”
“He’s no Josh Allen”
What a f*cking game by the Texans defense
“Is it time to make Tanner the starter?”
Hurts-ing the team
Sacks Hurts. 🥲
Is Hurts Regressing?
Why is Jalen taking so many chances? He needs prioritize protecting the ball. Is it time for a switch?
Eagles imploding, all hope is lost, Jalen Hurts is washed we knew it all along,
Some clowns here were posting they wish we had the bills offense because they had that one big run.
I rather have a boring win first offense than a lose first org
I was watching the Bills vs Tampa game…the announcer said “Josh Allen is the Michael Jordan of the NFL”
First of all, MJ won championships. Josh Allen loses in the big games that matter.
Hurts was drafted much later than Josh and he is already 1-1 in the Super Bowl.
Hurts Takes 8 Sacks, Stifles Offense as Eagles Lose
“I’m just sayin’ Ant, maybe we should look more at that Tannah MaGee kid. He’s bigger and has a better arm than Jalen. Wit dese weapons we could be putting up prime Aaron Rodgers numbuhs. I’ll hang up and listen”
You don’t see Josh Allen doing that.
Give Josh Allen this line up and he would not have these results!!!
Sources: AJ Brown gets into locker room fistfight with Jalen Hurts and quits- Dianna Russini
Watching that game was crazy.
Dan Orlovsky: “that’s what makes him so special” as Josh Allen runs around in a circle and then gets sacked
Like ???
Is it Time to Move On From Hurts?
“Hurts struggles but defense ultimately let the team down.”
With a sub headline “is sirainnis offense the cause of jalens struggles? Fans think so.”
We watched the NFL’s golden boy throw 2 picks (when’s the last time Jalen did that??) and take the worst sack (-18 yards) I’ve seen all year
If you’re going to knock Jalen for the great things he doesn’t do (fair), you also have to give him credit for the bad things he doesn’t do
Josh Allen wilts in big games. If he was the Eagle’s QB , our record would be 4-6.
Why do you guys compare to Josh Allen so much…? He’s not even in the same league as Jalen Hurts.
Talk to me when Josh Allen reaches a super bowl lol, let alone balls out in 2 of them
Officially a bust
“Hurts throws 2 ints…time for McKee”