Sam Hauser had a legendary performance at the Celtics championship parade😂 #samhauser #celtics #nba
the duckboat puk and rally. Can we get to can we get the story from you? So they already had like coolers of drinks for us on the duckboat. What do we do from Wisconsin? We come prepared. So uh our dad’s packed a cooler that morning full of drinks. So I had two cigars and inhaled a little too much of it. Head was spinning immediately. I turn to my dad. I’m like I got to throw up. I’m blasted. He’s blasted and he’s like clear the cooler. Clear the cooler. So, my wife Emmy, 8 months pregnant, down on her hands and knees, taking every drink out of the cooler so I can throw in the cooler. So, I throw in the cooler. There’s still five or six drinks left in the cooler. Quick reboot. Come right back up. Play the clip. Play the clip. People like that. I think I think I got a nice little I respect. So, the five or six beers are, you know, full of my throw up. And Emmy is like, “What do we do with this?” I’m just like, “Throw them.” So, we threw them all out. So, there’s like five or six people who definitely caught a beard with my throw up on it and probably drank it. Nasty. So I apologis.
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Sam wtfff 😂. Knowing people from Boston. Some dude probably got it bagged up on his counter and shows everyone his Hauser barf beer can.
Don't apologize, man. You and the squad got us banner 18, forever grateful 💯💪🏿☘️
Now that's the type of thing where "things happen" 😂😂
Huh lol that’s nasty af, why not just leave em in the cooler?
😢White folks….. Smdh
Perfect way to treat Celtics fans. I love it.
Some dad gonna tell their kids one day of this moment and them kids ain’t gonna believe it lol