One would argue “lots” is a good word to describe how much one loves Micah.
Indubitably I would also use such words as “a fucking lot”.
We underpaid to get him on this team. I am thankful for Jerry trading him here.
An excellent result for us today. 👏
In the last 35 years (1991-2025), the Lions have a Thanksgiving record of 12-23-0.
I have questioned for a long time how much a single player can change a team. This dude changed my mind.
Glad they got him his sauce. He deserved it.
☝️
He played one heck of a game today!
He’s the closer we’ve been missing for years. We’re so fucking lucky.
If only I could get that jersey with the madden patch.
He’s incredible. I can’t remember seeing many players that just impact every single play of the game on D. It’s either a sack, pressure, tfl or getting triple teamed and (in theory) allowing somebody else to attack. What a man.
I normally wait 2 years before “investing” in an authentic jersey for a player, I only had 4. I bought a Parsons’ jersey after 2 weeks! Now I have 5. Starr, William Henderson, Rodgers, Woodson, and Parsons. All hail Parsons.
Imagine not having MFP on this team. Holy shit.
Did anyone notice how disinterested the players were in talking when the food was put in front of them?
This man has transformed this defense. and we have him for the next 4 years !
After I get my Kraft jersey this Christmas I’m buying myself a parsons jersey for my birthday. My king has been worth all the money
Fuck them picks!!!
That’s a man who knows how to play on Turkey Day.
Game balls to Love, Wicks and Parsons!
Man if it wasn’t for Myles having an insane season Micah would be the DPOY
Jordan Love was denied his turkey leg in 2023 and vowed to get one every year because of it
Man, I think it was like 8/21/25 and heard the rumors about Parsons and Packers… I thought there was no way this would happen and he’d go to like Tennessee or something for a boatload of cash.
Man, I am happier than a fat kid in a bakery that we got him
Who all was awarded a leg? Love, Wicks, Parsons? Who else?
Best defensive acquisition since Charles Woodson tbh…
When I saw him reviewing tape alone on the bench at the start of halftime, I knew he was a real one
I hope his impact on this team is equivalent of not better than when we acquired Reggie White
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One would argue “lots” is a good word to describe how much one loves Micah.
Indubitably I would also use such words as “a fucking lot”.
We underpaid to get him on this team. I am thankful for Jerry trading him here.
An excellent result for us today. 👏
In the last 35 years (1991-2025), the Lions have a Thanksgiving record of 12-23-0.
I have questioned for a long time how much a single player can change a team. This dude changed my mind.
Glad they got him his sauce. He deserved it.
☝️
He played one heck of a game today!
He’s the closer we’ve been missing for years. We’re so fucking lucky.
If only I could get that jersey with the madden patch.
He’s incredible. I can’t remember seeing many players that just impact every single play of the game on D. It’s either a sack, pressure, tfl or getting triple teamed and (in theory) allowing somebody else to attack. What a man.
I normally wait 2 years before “investing” in an authentic jersey for a player, I only had 4. I bought a Parsons’ jersey after 2 weeks! Now I have 5. Starr, William Henderson, Rodgers, Woodson, and Parsons. All hail Parsons.
Imagine not having MFP on this team. Holy shit.
Did anyone notice how disinterested the players were in talking when the food was put in front of them?
This man has transformed this defense. and we have him for the next 4 years !
After I get my Kraft jersey this Christmas I’m buying myself a parsons jersey for my birthday. My king has been worth all the money
Fuck them picks!!!
That’s a man who knows how to play on Turkey Day.
Game balls to Love, Wicks and Parsons!
Man if it wasn’t for Myles having an insane season Micah would be the DPOY
Jordan Love was denied his turkey leg in 2023 and vowed to get one every year because of it
Man, I think it was like 8/21/25 and heard the rumors about Parsons and Packers… I thought there was no way this would happen and he’d go to like Tennessee or something for a boatload of cash.
Man, I am happier than a fat kid in a bakery that we got him
Who all was awarded a leg? Love, Wicks, Parsons? Who else?
Best defensive acquisition since Charles Woodson tbh…
When I saw him reviewing tape alone on the bench at the start of halftime, I knew he was a real one
I hope his impact on this team is equivalent of not better than when we acquired Reggie White