Manifesting an Eagles loss today where the offense scores 7 points, AJ Brown goes ape on Twitter, and calls for Sirianni’s head are in abundance

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1. Does it really matter? If the Eagles win it helps them and if they lose it helps the Cowboys.

   It doesn’t matter for our team and Bear fans need some humble pie

2. you cannot be a real fan if you genuinely want the eagles to win over the bears

3. I don’t like the Bears, but I hate them hoe Eagles more. Midseason collapse still possible 🤞

4. Fuck the bears but *fuck* the eagles

5. a draw with lots of intra-team fighting.

6. I’m hoping for a meteor to hit both of these teams

7. Black Friday NFL games are so wrong. Today belongs to college football!

8. Bears fans are clowns but I’m gonna need that franchise to string some wins down the stretch to keep Dallas out of the playoffs. Even better if they knock the Birds down a bit too.

   That said… I just don’t think the Bears are that good.

9. Doesn’t really matter what we want, Bears will get whooped, they’re terrible

10. Bears are getting clapped

11. Would be nice, but the Bears are really terrible – literally the worst 8-3 team in NFL history according to DVOA ratings. They *might* have one more win in them this season.

12. This game is the very definition of a hate watch. Rooting for a tie.

13. Better yet, a 45-44 loss for the Eagles so they don’t fire Patullo yet >:)

14. Edit: GUYS, it’s coming to life. This is hilarious. I will keep manifesting

15. EDIT: We did it guys, I can’t wait for the drama to ensue the next few days

16. eagles ass