Eagles losing their minds right now, Cowboys fans loving it!!
[Music] What’s up good people? Mark Holmes here and as always I want to say thank you all for watching, commenting, subscribing and being part of the Joe Boo Sports Report. Without you guys, as well as you ladies, you know that this literally does not work. Hope you all are having a great day. Um, it’s the holiday weekend, you know, uh, Thanksgiving and most of us are probably ready to pass out because you’ve been eating leftovers all day. There’s the Saturday rule for a lot of people. So, they’re trying to get in another piece of that that pecan and pie and get in some more mashed potatoes and gravy and all that stuff. So, tonight I got my niece and nephew and I’ve got to be headed back to the uh red brick house tomorrow and I got a lot of stuff to do. We’re not going to be doing our regular live stream tonight. So, um spend the time with your family and stuff. Um, I’m going to do my fireside chat a little bit later and things and I’m just going to kind of let the Eagles have the airspace to melt down and they are melting down. I’m talking to Philly 500, texting back and forth and he’s like, “I hate you. I hate you.” You know, he’s like, “You know what I mean.” He said, “You’re going to be right. He’s going to be you’re going to be busting my ball.” It’s like, “Yeah, I am.” I said, “Payback’s going to be a bitch.” In fact, I want to go to my buddy Xander because let’s just check in on the Eagle fans right now. Let’s get the volume up. Danner and Sills is the reason why we don’t have a running game. You cupcake. I tell SMH Philly Media. Oh, he’s in his tears again. Friend, stop crying. Love you, buddy. Suplex says, “Why did my line need help on 12?” 12 12 Herz drop expert. Yeah, he’s not good. He’s not that good anymore. Suplex, my lot is getting beat like a drum out there. There was a chipper. Why won’t Nick address it? Is he injured as well? I don’t know. Suplex, it’s a good question, dude. Where the f is tank? They’re not using them. They remember, dude. They just saddled Barkley with another two years and 22 million a year. They’re not pay. They’re not putting tank bigs out there. What do you mean? We are stuck to the jail and hurt. Look, listen to them. Train in Philadelphia. Listen to them. Tell you, they’re losing their minds in the world. They are losing their minds, guys. [ __ ] Four picks against Grossman and two fumbles. What do you see about the Bears? We shut them down that way. No, you know, I mean, we just The Bears are what we thought they were. Come on, man. Kill it. What we thought they were? Don’t Don’t do that. We played them in preseason. Who the hell takes a third game in the preseason like I think this style of offense is ran. We played them in the third game. Everybody played three quarters. The Bears are who we thought they were. That’s why we took the damn field. Holy crap. If you want to crown them one I shine got that one but they are bad and we let them off the hook. What happened? But I want but I wish Nick would do what Reed did to McNab in 07 for one game. Then we then made a run that year. I want to see the Bears are who we thought they were. TBO hurts. TBO playing baseball. Matthew and they are going they’re having a hard time right now. Leo I I saw Should I check in on Leo? Here’s MRA. You fickle weenies have never had a bad day. I guess we got to get 13 and four and win the Super Bowl. Unfazed, undeterred, inevitable. Let’s go. Finally, you speak. Finally, Reyes is Damn. He He’s at least I’m I’m beginning to question if Xander is really an Eagle fan. [ __ ] Xander makes the fans look bad, bro. I don’t speak for you, you dork. I speak for me and me only. I speak for me and me only. In fact, if I ever had to speak for you, Brian, just know I’m having a bad [ __ ] day. Speaking for you makes me a numbnuts. That’s a bad day, Brian. Brody, what up, Brody? This team matches the quarterback’s energy. Dead inside. Take the main thing and kick rocks. Steve says Herz is the problem. I agree. Tanner Makita. Uhoh. Xander and JD3. Prince crying some more. Mikey Shreds, four and four in eight games, lose next week and we’re four and five and nine. Uhoh. Moonlight. So, is there a scenario in the season where Jaylen is benched? I would say no. Okay. I would say no. Let I I I shouldn’t do this. I I shouldn’t do this because this is kind of mean, but I’m going to do it. I I’m going to check in on on Leo fans talk. When Cowboys fans talk, we are sticking out our chest. No, Chuck. No, no, no. And that is not what this this this this channel is for. This is not a eagle’s safe space, okay? That this is not what the bird this is the bird section, okay? More like bird stains. All are welcome. And I want everybody, that’s why I don’t have any moderators because I want nobody silencing someone else from talking this [ __ ] because I am a Eagles content creator. Yes, I am a Eagles fan, but when it comes to the burr section, I am just a vessel. I am not the whole thing. This is your our channel, meaning me and all the members, the subscribers, okay? Everybody get They’re a little upset right now. Let me check in with Rich Eisen to see what he has to say. I know you’re pissed. I know you might have been booing at your television set like everybody in the link was on Friday. Didn’t look pretty. And just like the Chiefs, they’re Super Bowl compadres from just a few months ago. They’re making too many mistakes and they’re also coming in in waves. They’re coming in droves. They’re coming in tandem. If it’s not the offensive line making a mistake pre- snap or the offensive line blowing an assignment so Squan still can’t get his chunk plays or Jaylen Herz isn’t protected or the offensive line does hold up and does give Herz protection and he’ll miss a throw like he did to Devonte Smith in the first half when Dallas Gard was also wide open would have been a touchdown in either case. They had to settle for a field goal making it 73 as opposed to a tie game early on in this game. Herz also trying to make a play, throwing it downfield and Kevin Bard picks him off. Or Herz on a tush push fumbles and it’s obvious enough for the refs to actually officiate it and call it the fumble that it was. or dropped passes or the defense giving up 281 yards on the ground or penalties or coaching decisions like the one that mystifies me completely when AJ Brown caught a second touchdown of the game to make it a nine-point contest and the Eagles decide to go for two from there. I don’t I don’t understand that stuff. I don’t understand why you don’t just kick the extra point and go for two when you absolutely must do it. And I understand I guess it must be easier to go for two when it’s least expected to go for it. But it’s not a surprise you’re lining up for two-point play no matter what. Okay, it’s you against them. Let me try another one here. Okay, Rich, it looks like you got a cat or a dog who’s got a lot of hair on your shirt. It’s killing me. Let me hear on the speak easy stands right now fellas. Uh the Cowboys are one and a half games back in that division. All the Cowboys aren’t making the playoffs. We might mess around and win the whole damn division. Well, we got to start off by talking about the absolute choke job, the absolute disaster class we just saw on the football field Black Friday as the Chicago Bears dominate the Philadelphia Eagles on the Eagles home field after a crushing 21point comeback, allowing defeat last week. Damn. Oh man, it’s going to be nasty. First, damn, we got to talk about all the things that went wrong for the Eagles. Let’s start off with suspect number one. Uh oh. Jaylen Herz, is Jaylen Herz becoming a problem for this Eagles team? You going first or I’m going first? I mean, you you the Hall of Famer. What’s the question? We got the Cowboy guy asking about Eagle. This is like Hey, y’all got to launch. We got to win on the record this week. We got to talk about it. You got to ask a I don’t want to talk to him about it. I love it. Do the Eagles have a Jaylen Herz problem? Absolutely. On a day like today, on a day where the Eagles have to actually pass the ball, on a day where the Eagles have to play from behind, on a day where the Eagles have to find some explosion in the offense, on a day where the Eagles won’t have a lot of time of possession because their defense is not holding up in the run game. And hey, Jaylen Herz, we need you to be efficient. We need you to be effective. We need you to find explosive plays. This is when now the game does not play to Jaylen Herz’s advantage. Jaylen Herz is great at dominating a game by time of possession. He’s great at playing ahead of the sticks, but at the point in which the Philadelphia Eagles are behind the sticks, at a point in which the Philadelphia Eagles have to play from behind, I don’t think the Eagles held the lead at any point in time during the course of this game, if I’m not mistaken. I think the Bears got on the board first and stayed on the board the entire time. Jaylen Herz is not the quarterback that can play from behind. Jaylen Herz is not the quarterback that you can trust him to lead his team back when they are down. And when the Eagles defense is as bad as they were today, and truth be told, they were just bad at stopping the run. like they bent, but they didn’t really break. They only allowed 24 points. That’s not really all that bad. On a day like today, Jaylen Herz truly guests exploited for the lack of passing ability that he has at times. Yeah, I I can’t blame this on Jaylen Hertz, right? He could have played better, but the whole team could have played better. I mean, another thing is we talking about come back, come back from behind. It was like no blowout. There was like one possession type games, seven points, three points, nine points. I’m just I don’t know what to say, man. I’m just so mad and so pissed off because we are a better team than the Bears. I know the Bears record is How can you still say that? I know the Bears. Did you you watch the game? A thousand%. That’s why I’m asking. How can you still play that? We play bad. That’s how they play though. The way they play is we going to play great defense the whole game, right? We’re going to run the ball all day. We’re going to keep the ball out of our quarterback’s hands. We don’t play like that. We just haven’t playing up to our our standards. Right. On defense, I don’t I haven’t seen nobody run the ball on us. They had 250 some yards rushing. Correct. Two running backs had 100 yards. That’s crazy. That’ll never happen against us. We got bullied. It will never happen against you. Offense because there’s nothing really going right. So I’m going to say this game right here. We play bad as a whole. And there’s some games where the defense and offense play bad and special teams play bad. All phases of football today played bad. So yes, Jaylen Hers could have been better, but the whole team could have been better. H I won’t go that far because like to me this is who the Eagles are right now. I don’t know about that. It’s who the Eagles are right now. And to me this is who Jaylen Herz is right now. Saquon Barkley is yet to get going all season. He’s not getting going. I hate watching the broadcast and they’re like, “Well, you know, the Eagles are still just trying to figure it out.” We’re in December just now. I’m serious, bro. If you ain’t figured it out yet, you’re not going to figure it out. You’re right about that. Show was an Eagles game if I’m not mistaken. I think it was September 4th, if I’m not mistaken. It’s currently November 28th. If you ain’t figured it out yet, if you figured it out, this is who you are. Eagles have to look in the mirror and say, “We can’t run the ball this year.” Jaylen Herz has to look in the mirror and say, “I can’t throw the ball effectively this year.” The defense has to look in the mirror and say, “Okay, we are a solid defense. We bend a lot. We don’t always break, but we bend a lot.” To me, this is who the Eagles are. It’s problematic at this point. A lot of stuff is this on offense. We didn’t we didn’t stay on the field long enough, though. So, if you look at the time of possession, they killed us on that part. Like today actually uh the running game wasn’t really bad but you didn’t see a lot of us out there on offense to get Shady you’re a freaking idiot. Hurts. I will say this on some of these plays it looked like we I’m going to leave it right there Shady. Shady you can’t sugarcoat that. You can’t sugar coat that. You you No. The Bears the Bears kicked your ass on your home turf when you needed to man the f up after you gave up a 21-point lead. You guys stink. Okay, just call it like it is, bro. Call it like it is. Yeah, the free fall is in full effect. Come on. Come on, man. Come on. Pick up flags against the Eagles every week. Second and 10. Here we go. Second and 10. Got to score, man. We need a Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Are you telling me it’s a big sex? Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Silly. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] [Laughter] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] He’s faster than Oh my god. Oh my god. What a bad pass. Oh my god. Horrible throw. What a stupid pass. Horrible. Horrible throw. Oh [ __ ] That’s it. That’s game. That’s the game. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god.
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45 comments
Ya Mark Holmes the cowboy are better than the eagles right now real eagles fans keep it real as of right the eagles stink today
What a holiday weekend of football so far😂 I'm loving it
Hl yeah marc glad we get our get back in a way lol
We ready to stomp out whoever now cowboys nation
This is a Dallas channel .made for talking bout Dallas so why do I always hear this DALLAS channel always talking bout the Eagles?!?!?
No pie, no carbs, no nothing. I eat a salad and plain grilled chicken. 🙁
Mark, check your blood sugar level and get a blood pressure cuff.
Where all the Seagulls fans??
Im a die hard Eagles fan.. we lost .. its cool.. just remember you laugh now ..and you will cry later
2023 eagles 2.0 all over again Dallas will win the division
This boy stoned, and he’s all lit up
Leo isn’t that the guy that talks about eating ass?
Rich Eisman look pathetic, you could tell he was so heartbroken that the Chiefs lost he looked like he was gonna jump off a cliff
I'm a die-hard Eagles fan I'm not that upset. we have serious issues on our football team I'm just happy we won the games early because we can still get in the playoffs . Dak is playing great this year the cowboys are on their way back in it . Wouldn't it be cool if the eagles and the cowboys meet in the NFC East championship game .I think it might happen I just hope my birds do great that day .. FLY EAGLES FLY
The eagles are still leading the east, they'll probably win the east, and Dallas will probably miss the playoffs.
Funny shady got carried to 2 super bowl rings he contributed absolutely nothing his stats were awful on the buc's and chiefs 🗑️🗑️
Shitty McCoy is a moron that boy is in left field. It’s sad that he played the game. While he was a good running back, he doesn’t know what he’s speaking about now. I think he got hit too many times.
Park I got Philly. He had a reply to me. Had to meet back to mark the voodoo doll. Don’t mark you. I got a mark got Philly for you.
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS IN PHILLY THIS MINUTE 😁😁
Shady's dilluted mind thinks there was not a blowout! The whole second half of Dallas game was relly a BLOWOUT!!! ZERO points , oh yeah they did get a whole lot of PUNTS tho! Hahaha
Good evening mark 😂
Shady is so delusional. Maybe its just an act, like Stephen A…. 🤷🏽♂️
Damn, them Bears ran all over us !! It's all good, can't win'em all….. Cowboy's ain't going anywhere anyways!
Where are the cockroaches?
Sup Mark✊🏿… this is so beautiful 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😭🦅😭
Last week Philly 500 wanted to 🔥people again 😂😂😂
Dam my BamaBoy Hurts was the Savior for the🏆now he's the problem and we wonder why we hate 🦅fans😂
Well well well haven't heard fly eagles fly the last two weeks. Can't fly with a broken wing it's cry eagles cry.😢😢
🤣😂😅
Eagles got RB curse soon as they get paid they fall apart
COWBOYS WILL WIN THE EAST😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂(WE DEM BOYS)CRY EAGLES 🦅 CRY
Patriots fan. Love watching the Beagles lose 2 straight. Cowboys might just be best team in NFL right now…but it's likely too late.
Good shit 😂 13:06
Eagles 🦅 fan here Mark have fun with it because we looked horrible 😢lol
Ty beagles for ur entertainment HERE in Philadelphia love hearing my neighbors losing their minds and it's so beautiful 🤩.. enjoy your hot L 🔥… Go Big Blue and copizzle rules 💪😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Madden curse is starting to take full control of the eagles season. Started with Saquon the day the 2025 cover was revealed.
Shady" we werent on the field long enough to win" what a freakin genius…er excuse me football whisperer werent you guys on the field the whole time the bears were? Did you pull a tagteam football game? If we had more time we scored more points…Shady if frogs had wings they wouldnt bump there butts when they jump..somebody check this guy for cte smh
The Eagles are a 4 or 5 win Team living in a gifted 8 win bubble. As said many times, the Eagles MVP's are the Refs. This is what happens when the media leave their lips prints all over a franchises ass and puts them up on a phony pedestal. And you have Rich Eisen still pumping Eagle Fans up on how they're gonna turn it all around. Did you ever hear how critical he gets of Dak and the Cowboys when they play bad? There are simply some who refuse to say anything negative about the Eagles and its hilarious! The Cowboys are a better team this season than the Eagles. Injuries held us back for the first half of the season. Now, the Eagles at full strength can't hang with us! If the Eagles turn it around, then you know the NFL and Refs will be carrying them!
Wasn’t this guy on suicide watch a couple weeks ago?
Shady is so stupid! We're not talking about blowouts…lmao. A loss is a loss Shady. Yet, when the Eagles win by 1, 2, 3, 4 points it's a great win or domination on the Eagles part. You're not talking about a blowout Shady, you 🤡…lol. It's hypocrisy on a great scale. And listen to him say it's not Jalen Hurts all of the sudden the whole team was bad. Funny, isn't that called an excuse for Cowboys Fans when all the blame lands on Dak and we say the whole team needed to play better. Lol…..Shady is a clown! The Eagles are a hot steamy pile of fraud. 💩
Mark you and Philly. Are funny to me, but you gugs are. Friends 😅
Eagles Meltdown on full display 😂🎉😅
Honestly(A.J. Brown) Warned y'all Earlier this Year(Eagles) Ain't In the Same space Especially on The(Defense Obviously have Plenty 🤔 Injuries+(Offensive Line/Lane Johnson) but (They're who We Thought 🤔 They're! But nobody Gonna let Them off The Hook 🪝🪝🪝🪝
Cry Eagles cry 😢