A Lions’ Fan Reaction to Frank Ragnow Unretiring

Frank Rad now is unretiring. Is this for real? Of course, this has to happen right before our game. It’s cuz they’re scared. No, seriously. Is this real? Cuz I read an AI article that Tom Graci died today, so you can’t be too sure. RIP Tom Graci. Oh my god, it is real. He’s coming back. Our offensive line is saved. I don’t even need anyone to unretire. I just want somebody healthy on defense. Is he able to play tomorrow? I mean, he should probably not play tomorrow, you know, just to get into football shape. You know what? Never mind. You don’t have to play tomorrow. Take your time. But please hurry up and play. We need you. But even if he does, Micah Parsons will destroy you. So, he retired and then unretired. He didn’t steal a whole bunch of money, right? Brett Favre allegedly. Ah, Frank Ragnau is unretiring. Is he eligible to? I know that was a different player, but I still wanted to make that joke. What a gift. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Any chance Fran Tarkington can unretire? I mean, he’s 85, but we’ll take him.

The Lions are getting some surprise help at offensive line, as Frank Ragnow has decided to unretire and return to Detroit. Of course this had to happen right before the Packers game.

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  1. At this point just let him get ready for next year if he still wants to play. What’s he really coming back for? We were swept by the Packers and the Bears at legit right now. Haven’t said this in a few years but let’s get ready for the draft. We sure know that scout Holmes is all smiles.

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