[Matt Derrick] Andy Reid says he’s confident the Chiefs will win their next five games and make the playoffs. “We’re going to try to tickle your tonsils on every play.”

38 comments

1. Sure Andy, sure

2. HUH

3. What does that mean? Tickle our tonsils?

4. I…uh…leave my tonsils out of this

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6. Dameon Pierce gotta produce like he did his rookie year for that to happen

7. Receivers running 5 yards forward and turning around and waiting for Mahomes to work his magic is not tonsil tickling play design, Andy.

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9. He’s going to have to try to tickle their nuts on every play with that schedule

10. Do we have to have our tonsils tickled? Like is that integral to the 5 wins?

11. Pause

12. Yeah its over wtf😭😭😭😭

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15. Every game is a playoff now. One loss and its basically over.
    The problem is that becomes exhausting.
    Im not sure what ‘tickling tonsils’ means but now isnt the time to get cute when every series matters.

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17. How bout we just play some good, solid football without any tickles or tricks or anything else. Maybe don’t punt in opponent territory when trailing and run the football from under center more.

18. this is insane, andy

19. Tickle tonsil = run it down their throat?

20. We are getting unhinged Andy Reid playcalling

    We are either getting a legendary run or the worst 5 game stretch of Mahomes’s career, no inbetween

21. I’ll see it when I believe it.

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23. This might be the least comforting statement he could make.

24. That’s certainly one way of saying it.

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26. Just find a way to beat the best defense in the league without tackles and we’ll go from there.

27. Andy, Patrick, Travis, & Spags in a preseason meeting:

    Andy: Guys, take a look at this schedule. What’s the latest you think we could be .500 and still win the Super Bowl?

    Spags: Are you serious? Maybe like 3-3, but we don’t wanna mess with that do we?

    Travis: Easily 4-4.

    Patrick: Maybe 5-5, but that’d be dangerous.

    Andy: …*heavy breathing*…

    Spags: You guys are nuts. I’m not trying to be part of this…*leaves*

    Travis: Coach?

    Patrick: Coach Reid?

    Andy: Pussies! We’re going 6-6!

    Travis: Fuck it, why not!

    Patrick: I love this plan! Let’s fucking gooooooo!!!!!!

    I choose to believe this is what’s going on right now.

28. Tickle my what lol

29. This either means Andy has totally lost it or he deadass is about to whip out some unstoppable “In case of emergency” playbook.

30. it’s week 14, and he’s saying a .500 football team is going to win their next five games, where can I bet the “no” on that, could use some cashback on this punt of a season

31. That would require a fundamental change in how you operate on offense, big red. And I don’t see it.

32. Most pornographic thing Andy has said today.

33. Does “tickle your tonsils” mean running 3 identical 5yd stop routes on 3rd and 19?

34. gonna tickle your tonsils with some 1 yard runs directly at the largest players on the field on 1st and 10

35. Oh so we wait until we lose 6 games before we get serious?

36. So does this mean Andy is gonna change his play calling and add some new juice to the offense, and do it with possibly 3 back up OL peeps? I am not as confident as him. But good for him being motivated.

37. Andy hasn’t said anything interesting in a presser in 10 years to this…🤣

38. I welcome the tonsil tickling.