[Forbes] Yankees Sign Mysterious 18-Year-Old Outfielder

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1. It’s a ghost!

2. Why does it sound like the Yankees are making people disappear? lol

3. Sidd Finch

4. His name is Yostin Pena, and he’s not mysterious.

   He was signed by the Cardinals in January, didn’t play in 2025, but also hasnt officially been released by them either. Thats the mystery they’re talking about.

   ETA: evidently his contract with the Cards was cancelled due to unspecified concerns. Took a couple minutes of reading. There never was a mystery, just lazy journalism.

5. The Neptunian

6. Steve Nebraska?

7. It’s Clint Frazier, with glasses and a fake moustache

8. Mysterious lol

9. “Yankees sign mysterious 6’7 18 year old , Arson Fudge”

   The Yankee cloning tubes are working chat

10. Been here, seen that.

11. this sub in 2029: “brian cashman is a prospect hugger and hal steinbrenner is cheap because they won’t trade *yostin pena* for shohei”

12. Kinny Powers Jr.

13. Is it the mystery man from this past Survivor Series?

14. Read this just to make sure Cashman didn’t get Catfished into signing a 37 year old rookie.

15. Arson Judge.

16. Here we come World Series 2026

17. Probably just another player they will sit in the minors until he’s almost 30 then wonder why he didn’t pan out

18. Jackie Daytona

19. 🙌🙌🙌

20. “Scientists are Baffled”