“Adopted” a child for Christmas, only to find out I’ve been sent on a mission from god
December 4, 2025
Little guy is about to be one of us! Bear down
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The amount of Bears gear, Bear books, and Bear coloring books this child will be bombarded with will warm my heart

Idk what “adopted” means in particular but thank you for taking a child into your home that needs it! Major respect
Someone wants to learn about Bears
Time to ruin them
Oh you like football AND animals?? Well I have great news for you…
bros about to get gifted a life of disappointment and pain for christmas 😭😂
I see 2 courses of action here. Either go super hard with bears gear, or do whatever you can to make him hate the Packers. Like send an empty wrapped box and leave a note inside “the green bat packers stole your Christmas present”
If there’s anything I could donate please message me I have bears gear I could part with
“Likes football and doesn’t have a favorite team” describes me during the Eberflus years lol
You know what to do.
One of us
One of us
Before this season and BJ I would have said do not ruin this kids hopes and dreams.
Now, bombard him with all things Bears.
Bear down and raise them up in the ways they should go
Just to be safe, are we sure the kid means American football? lol
Make him say FTP 100 times or Santa won’t bring him any presents for Christmas.
You do have to teach them the good with the bad. But make it about keeping faith and never being a fair weather fan. Good things come to those that wait patiently.
have him watch live feeds of Bears in Brooks Falls. It helps if he picks Bears because their Bears and not a team. The team will just be awesome because they are Bears. As well as Bear popularity with children’s books and shows.
this yt site is so awesome. Live feeds of animals around the works. You can watch how lazy Grizzlies are.
What is funny is how seagulls will swim with the waves in droves around the Bears and the bears are just chillin. They will wait for fish to jump into their mouths. If not, they’ll let an entire swarm of fish pass them because they’d have to reach out and grab them. Nothing like a lineup of 5 Bears, like our O and D lines, and none of them are spending and ounce of energy catching the swarms of fish.
Are you a Cubs fan? He would have the Bears/Cubs dynamic. Cubs have a good logo for kids with an actual bear cub as the logo on the alternates. If not, well, FTP
Bears are Katmai National Park or it is also called Brooks Falls live Bear Cam
36 comments
The amount of Bears gear, Bear books, and Bear coloring books this child will be bombarded with will warm my heart

Idk what “adopted” means in particular but thank you for taking a child into your home that needs it! Major respect
Someone wants to learn about Bears
Time to ruin them
Oh you like football AND animals?? Well I have great news for you…
bros about to get gifted a life of disappointment and pain for christmas 😭😂
I see 2 courses of action here. Either go super hard with bears gear, or do whatever you can to make him hate the Packers. Like send an empty wrapped box and leave a note inside “the green bat packers stole your Christmas present”
If there’s anything I could donate please message me I have bears gear I could part with
“Likes football and doesn’t have a favorite team” describes me during the Eberflus years lol
You know what to do.
One of us
One of us
Before this season and BJ I would have said do not ruin this kids hopes and dreams.
Now, bombard him with all things Bears.
Bear down and raise them up in the ways they should go
https://preview.redd.it/ro7iqrqc085g1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=b84462113b4f61a01ab343bd8720358057ddbe04
Just to be safe, are we sure the kid means American football? lol
Make him say FTP 100 times or Santa won’t bring him any presents for Christmas.
You do have to teach them the good with the bad. But make it about keeping faith and never being a fair weather fan. Good things come to those that wait patiently.
have him watch live feeds of Bears in Brooks Falls. It helps if he picks Bears because their Bears and not a team. The team will just be awesome because they are Bears. As well as Bear popularity with children’s books and shows.
this yt site is so awesome. Live feeds of animals around the works. You can watch how lazy Grizzlies are.
What is funny is how seagulls will swim with the waves in droves around the Bears and the bears are just chillin. They will wait for fish to jump into their mouths. If not, they’ll let an entire swarm of fish pass them because they’d have to reach out and grab them. Nothing like a lineup of 5 Bears, like our O and D lines, and none of them are spending and ounce of energy catching the swarms of fish.
Are you a Cubs fan? He would have the Bears/Cubs dynamic. Cubs have a good logo for kids with an actual bear cub as the logo on the alternates. If not, well, FTP
Bears are Katmai National Park or it is also called Brooks Falls live Bear Cam
[https://www.youtube.com/@ExploreLiveNatureCams](https://www.youtube.com/@ExploreLiveNatureCams)
What an opportunity! Can do something kind and make s new bears fan for life
Disregard forward pass. Teach him about running the football.
Contact the Chicago Bears – they may send you a boatload of stuff for the dude.
You better make him a coloring book of the Iceman! Including a color by numbers for the nails. Bear down!
Don’t do this to that poor kid! Haha jk. Good for you!

Sing the bear down song to them as a lullaby, they should learn to write FTP early.
Done correctly, this kid could turn into the chosen one for our franchise
Oh, likes learning and animals? Time for a fascinating course on the evolution of the Ursus Chicagoensis, from Grange to Butkus to Payton to Tillman!
Preach!!!!
Congrats on your mission…of a lifetime! Bear fuckin’ down🐻⬇️🍻🍀
A Dalman jersey!!
Although, this is the first year that I feel like trying to get my kids on board wouldn’t be punishment for them 🤷♂️
Forced all my non-Chicago family to be Bears fans through relentlessly ignoring their gift requests and buying Bears gear.
CONGRATS ON THE NEW BEARS FANDOM LITTLE BEARS BRO
Time for baby’s first Ditka sweater
There hasn’t been a better time to be a Bears fan, at least since the 1980s
Send them a bunch of Arsenal things to really mess with them.
/s
In reality the kindness of strangers can start a fan for life with a kids jacket .