🦀🦀🦀Your Vancouver Canucks are now 32nd; last place in the NHL on points percentage!🦀🦀🦀
December 5, 2025
🦀🦀🦀Your Vancouver Canucks are now 32nd; last place in the NHL on points percentage!🦀🦀🦀
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#🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀With the Predator’s OT win against Florida, and the Flames regulation win against the Wild; the Canucks are now last place in the league!🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Imagining a future Stenberg – Petey – Martone line is the only thing keeping me sane with this disaster of a season and Hughes likely being shipped out
Being pedantic but the Flames are actually still last in point percentage. They have a .414 and we have a .426, because they’ve played 2 more games than us.
cough cough rebuild cough cough
Hull yah
Amazing.
Who cares about the standings when we’re still competitive!
Reporter: What’s your message to the players for tomorrow’s game?
Foote: “Stay competitive!”
Official bottom feeder status? 🦀♋️🦀
These stubborn bozos will see this and still think we’re a few pieces away
Let’s gooooo.
Fuck off aquilini about keeping us competitive. TANK NOW
We are gonna be competitive at tanking
At least we’re number 1 at something!
ALL ABOARD
I’m starting to think we may not win the cup this year..
We’re staying competitive… For a good draft order 🗣️
But we might make the playoffs, all we need is a retool!
Mckenna or Stenberg? or Verhoeff as QH replacement
Last place while actively trying to compete lmao
Quick trade Hughes , Garland so we keep being 32
I used to see a lot of “well even if we finished last we would never win the lottery and we’d fall the maximum number of slots possible”.
3rd overall in THIS draft is still ELITE. MF the only thing stopping us from getting an amazing player in this draft is franfuckco and management making moves and us going on a miracle run at the end of the season for quite literally no reason to make our first rounder 13th overall.
Fuck the “well it’s good to have a winning culture to end the year it sets the tone for next year” where the fuck has that gotten us the last decade?
When I see a crab like this, I expect Prodigy’s Fat of the Land
38 comments
#🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀With the Predator’s OT win against Florida, and the Flames regulation win against the Wild; the Canucks are now last place in the league!🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Game’s not even over. Had this locked and loaded
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
All aboard!
“We’re still going to be competitive”
– Francesco “fucking piece of shit” Aquilini
“we’re going to stay competitive”
https://i.redd.it/yjg35tnueb5g1.gif
Feels good, but there’s plenty of season left for them to fuck this up.
Stop the count
[We are all Canucks!](https://i.imgur.com/7kXgchfg.jpg)
Imagining a future Stenberg – Petey – Martone line is the only thing keeping me sane with this disaster of a season and Hughes likely being shipped out
Being pedantic but the Flames are actually still last in point percentage. They have a .414 and we have a .426, because they’ve played 2 more games than us.
cough cough rebuild cough cough
Hull yah
Amazing.
Who cares about the standings when we’re still competitive!
Reporter: What’s your message to the players for tomorrow’s game?
Foote: “Stay competitive!”
Official bottom feeder status? 🦀♋️🦀
These stubborn bozos will see this and still think we’re a few pieces away
Let’s gooooo.
Fuck off aquilini about keeping us competitive. TANK NOW
We are gonna be competitive at tanking
At least we’re number 1 at something!
ALL ABOARD
I’m starting to think we may not win the cup this year..
We’re staying competitive… For a good draft order 🗣️
But we might make the playoffs, all we need is a retool!
https://preview.redd.it/6int0vgjhb5g1.png?width=2452&format=png&auto=webp&s=0306612604e4336320f202d2effb21cd002a1991
Mckenna or Stenberg? or Verhoeff as QH replacement
Last place while actively trying to compete lmao
Quick trade Hughes , Garland so we keep being 32
I used to see a lot of “well even if we finished last we would never win the lottery and we’d fall the maximum number of slots possible”.
3rd overall in THIS draft is still ELITE. MF the only thing stopping us from getting an amazing player in this draft is franfuckco and management making moves and us going on a miracle run at the end of the season for quite literally no reason to make our first rounder 13th overall.
Fuck the “well it’s good to have a winning culture to end the year it sets the tone for next year” where the fuck has that gotten us the last decade?
When I see a crab like this, I expect Prodigy’s Fat of the Land
https://preview.redd.it/g7zmb577jb5g1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90769f9b4a91eb228d476ee96632b580cee9157c
Guys, don’t worry, Demko’s new contract hasn’t started yet.
Plan the parade…for when McKenna leads the Canucks to a Cup!
We all know we’re headed for a generational run in the last 1/4 of the season. We’ll miss the playoffs and kill our chances of a high pick.
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.
It’s all good guys
All we need is a 2C
This feels so much better than the mushy middle
staying competitive at 32nd place!! HYPE!!!!