Day 24 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race – 7th Place Simulation
December 5, 2025
Day 24 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race – 7th Place Simulation
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Fuck it, Pirates World Series Champions 2026. Let the marbles decree it.
Dodgers are gonna win this whole thing just because they have the money to purchase better marbles.
Bitch we still up in this bitch
At this point I want Pittsburgh to win it all
Played with fire too many times.
These last 2 days have been stressful
I thought the Rangers were actually going to come in second overall, they’ve been the runner up or close to it so many times
The Brew Crew wanted it so bad. Texas grabbing defeat from the jaws of 2nd to last place.
The Rangers were in the top three so many times, their luck just ran out.
We can keep getting away with this!
**Trivia**
* This is the latest in a season the Rangers have been eliminated.
* This is the second day in a row that the obstacles have been split evenly 5-5 between two teams, and the third such day overall.
**2026 Leaders – DWF (Days with FTO)**
*Rangers 7*
*Cardinals 6*
*Twins 6*
*Yankees 6*
3 teams tied at 5, including active leaders Pirates and Rays
*Record: 10 (2023 Mets)*
**2026 Leaders – ADF (Average Days with FTO)**
*Giants .063*
*Angels .067*
*White Sox .111*
Blue Jays .125
Diamondbacks .125
Dodgers .125
*Record: .050 (2024 Phillies)*
26 comments
Fuck it, Pirates World Series Champions 2026. Let the marbles decree it.
Dodgers are gonna win this whole thing just because they have the money to purchase better marbles.
Bitch we still up in this bitch
At this point I want Pittsburgh to win it all
Played with fire too many times.
These last 2 days have been stressful
I thought the Rangers were actually going to come in second overall, they’ve been the runner up or close to it so many times
The Brew Crew wanted it so bad. Texas grabbing defeat from the jaws of 2nd to last place.
The Rangers were in the top three so many times, their luck just ran out.
We can keep getting away with this!
**Trivia**
* This is the latest in a season the Rangers have been eliminated.
* This is the second day in a row that the obstacles have been split evenly 5-5 between two teams, and the third such day overall.
**2026 Leaders – FTO (First thru Obstacle)**
*Cardinals 20*
Rays 18
*Twins 18*
*Rangers 17*
Brewers 16
*Record: 29 (2025 Dodgers)*
**2026 Leaders – DWF (Days with FTO)**
*Rangers 7*
*Cardinals 6*
*Twins 6*
*Yankees 6*
3 teams tied at 5, including active leaders Pirates and Rays
*Record: 10 (2023 Mets)*
**2026 Leaders – ADF (Average Days with FTO)**
*Giants .063*
*Angels .067*
*White Sox .111*
Blue Jays .125
Diamondbacks .125
Dodgers .125
*Record: .050 (2024 Phillies)*
**2026 Leaders – OWA (Obstacle Win Average)**
Blue Jays .013
Diamondbacks .013
*Marlins .014*
*Royals .020*
*White Sox .022*
*Record: .013 (2023 Giants)*
*Eliminated teams in italics*
*Stats courtesy of Marble-Reference.com*
I WAS SO TILTED AND ANGRY FOR 2 MINUTES
The AL runs through Tampa‽
Texas would take this outcome happily I believe.
They took away TeTas.
They took away the nipple obstacles.
The Rangers marble decided there was no reason to continue.
Noooooooo. It was a good run. ;_;
Damn, Brewers! Nice
we making the playoffs baby!
Hang the banner! Division champs
Dodgers really going to win it all huh
And just as usual, the top 2 AL teams are both from the East
Welp, at least we clinched the division and 1st round bye well in advance. Rangers will host the Twins or Mariners in the ALDS.
I fear no marble! This was crazy it was a 2 man race
All-Time Marble Race Standings…
||2023| |2024| |2025| |2026| |Total| | |
:–|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|–:|
||W|L|W|L|W|L|W|L|W|L|Win %|
|Brewers|100|62|91|71|92|70|||283|203|0.582|
|Orioles|94|68|99|63|99|63|65|97|357|291|0.551|
|Padres|88|74|89|73|93|69|75|87|345|303|0.532|
|Athletics|74|88|99|63|102|60|67|95|342|306|0.528|
|White Sox|60|102|102|60|93|69|85|77|340|308|0.525|
|Braves|95|67|92|70|71|91|79|83|337|311|0.520|
|Pirates|104|58|55|107|93|69|||252|234|0.519|
|Rockies|98|64|67|95|99|63|72|90|336|312|0.519|
|Blue Jays|91|71|95|67|65|97|||251|235|0.516|
|Angels|92|70|94|68|66|96|79|83|331|317|0.511|
|Phillies|75|87|87|75|80|82|89|73|331|317|0.511|
|Yankees|76|86|78|84|86|76|88|74|328|320|0.506|
|Dodgers|77|85|74|88|94|68|||245|241|0.504|
|Astros|82|80|80|82|81|81|82|80|325|323|0.502|
|Tigers|93|69|65|97|90|72|75|87|323|325|0.498|
|Cubs|85|77|75|87|83|79|79|83|322|326|0.497|
|Nationals|66|96|99|63|80|82|75|87|320|328|0.494|
|Mets|102|60|79|83|71|91|65|97|317|331|0.489|
|Mariners|68|94|87|75|71|91|86|76|312|336|0.481|
|Cardinals|79|83|83|79|59|103|88|74|309|339|0.477|
|Red Sox|62|100|88|74|84|78|71|91|305|343|0.471|
|Royals|65|97|79|83|92|70|68|94|304|344|0.469|
|Guardians|84|78|70|92|73|89|76|86|303|345|0.468|
|Diamondbacks|72|90|82|80|73|89|||227|259|0.467|
|Giants|81|81|67|95|73|89|81|81|302|346|0.466|
|Reds|87|75|70|92|91|71|53|109|301|347|0.465|
|Twins|71|91|64|98|77|85|87|75|299|349|0.461|
|Rangers|83|79|68|94|58|104|90|72|299|349|0.461|
|Rays|73|89|76|86|75|87|||224|262|0.461|
|Marlins|53|109|76|86|66|96|71|91|266|382|0.410|
Jays vs. Dodgers final feels inevitable and I can’t sleep at night.
Like in real life I didn’t get interested until I noticed the Jays doing good.