Rich Eisen Breaks Down the Dallas Cowboys’ Slim-but-Not-Impossible Playoff Chances
Here’s the issue. The 3,5 and one start in the same way that the Ravens started one and five. When you start like that, it’s normally an anchor that weighs you down in the back half of the season because the margin for error gets that much slimmer. Y okay, the Texans starting 0 and3 currently being seven and five. is the difference between them being in the wild card or in first place or sniffing it like they are entering week 14. And they in order to keep surging need to just go into Arrowhead and beat a desperate Chiefs team on a Sunday night. They got to go into a nationally televised night game in Arrowhead, which I’ll tell you what, since Mahomes has taken over, I don’t need uh research to tell me. Uh Chiefs usually win those games. So, when you start 0 and three, that’s a problem. When you start 35 and one and you’ve won three in a row and you look like you’re a top five team in the NFL, they almost cracked my top five on my power rankings this week and for good reason cuz they were playing complimentary football. They were playing defense like we hadn’t seen over the first two months of the season because Quinnon Williams is here. De Marvian Overshon is here. They got better rostering. They got guys back. They’re getting guys back healthier on the back end of the defense. And when you lose a game like last night and you’re now 66 and one, and you put up the NFC standings, the Dallas Cowboys are in trouble cuz they’re sitting there 10th, a half game behind the Panthers. And there’s the Lions at eight. The Lions are eight and five. That’s not good enough to have a wildcard position. And Dallas just lost to them. Now again, that one tie will be removing the Dallas Cowboys from any negative tie break situation cuz how are you going to tie anybody when you have a tie and only one other team does? And that’s Green Bay. And the problem for them is Green Bay. Even if Green Bay loses to the Bears, they’re two behind Green Bay with four to go. So, they need to win out and get a ton of hope that lands in reality. And Dallas’s remaining games, you take a look at them, are winnable cuz they’re Sunday night at home in week 15 against Minnesota. Okay, we’re all assuming that’s a win the way that Minnesota’s playing. And we’ll see how JJ McCarthy looks returning. And I hope he does, as you know, show up as the nine that he referred to himself as unfortunately a few weeks ago. Then they’ve got the Chargers at home. That’s going to be tough because Jim’s going to need that. And the Chargers are going to need that. And we’re going to need that. You’re going to need it, too. I know. Uh at Washington at the Giants to finish things up. You give him three wins. Let’s just say you win three of the four. That’s not going to be good enough. No. You got to win all four of them and then you got to hope for other results to land. I think winning the four is doable. Sure. Um, but to say we’re in trouble, we I mean, you are. We were already in trouble, though. I mean, we had a nice little streak. You were climbing out of it. You were climbing out of it. And rightfully so, you were climbing out of it. The fact is, had we even won yesterday, we’d still be in trouble. So, no, you’d you’d be in a better position. You’d be you’d be in that realm of a third of a chance of making the playoffs as opposed to a tenth. I mean, that’s where you are right now. They just got to handle business. Four games. No, I know you can’t I know you can’t scoreboard watch and and and cross fingers and you got to play games. Uh you know Dak after last night’s game in which he had a season high passing yards 376. CD Lamb goes out with a concussion and you saw his hands pop up. The minute you saw his hands pop up, you knew something was up. Yeah, that was it. uh he already had his 26th career 100yard passing game and Flenoi did what he did as well. Stepped up, right? And we’ll get to pickings in a minute. I mean, Javvante will listen, the offense is here’s what they ran into. Um a team that got hot cuz they have the ability to get hot and hungry in a spot in Detroit where when it gets rolling and like I said off the top of the show, Jir Gibbs is absurd. He’s amazing. He’s He’s generational. And he torched him. He torched him. And Goff did what he needed to do. And they just couldn’t put enough pressure on Goff. And these things happen in the NFL in December. You’re going to run into desperate opponents who are either just as good of you if is maybe not better. You need to play perfect football and you need to have a better, you know, significant weapon landing punches than a place kicker. And I don’t mean to just refer to Brandon Aubry as a place kicker. He’s a weapon. First ever game in the history of the NFL in which um a kicker had three field goals of 55 yards or longer. And the way he just swings his leg, it looks like, you know what? When Aubrey kicks a field goal, you know what it reminds me of? I swear. And I know I’m I might be crazy in saying it. Can I guess someone? No, you wouldn’t be able to guess it cuz it’s golf. I was about to say I was about to say someone a nice golf swing. He looks like Fred Cpples hitting a nine iron. I say Ernie, VJ, Freddy. Smooth swings. You know what I mean? Yeah. Tempo Town. He’s unbelievable. Yeah. I I didn’t mean to. Well, I mean, you know, my golf I know you’re not a golf guy, right? But that’s what he looks like. Freddy, you just hit you hit Freddy just hitting nine irons. Just flipping wedges. It looks like he’s flipping a wedge every time he swings his leg. And then he said he doesn’t even know how far he can kick the ball cuz he’s never really tried like Well, he’s going to have to at some point because I think the Cowboys at some point are are just going to say screw it. We, you know, every every torpedo must be damned. Yeah. And and again, you got to sometimes play better than the ref’s ref. I thought they did get a break on on a on a um uh safety being taken off the board. Looked like certainly when Terry McCaulay was very adamant about it being the wrong call. I do believe that rire of New York getting into the ear of the Prime Video truck saying, “You have the shot we used. Let’s come back from break with it, please.” And they did. And it did show you that the ball was out of the end zone. Yeah, it was so close. The offensive pass interference call on Ferguson at the end was absurd. That was absurd. But look, I that was ridiculous. I’ll take the high ground and go. A lot of Detroit fans are saying that our left tackle was off sides. And so on that same play, so you know, well, here’s like you always say, you got to play better than the refs. I mean, the the uh I know it’s not funny cuz they’ve lost, but uh the the that reaction by u Shottenheimer uh after the offensive pass interference call got called against him was laugh out loud funny because he took his headset off and every single Sharpie that he has different colors that were jammed into the brim of his cap came flying out. Looked like he had one of these pens. It did make me laugh. It’s just like, you know. But anyway, Dak, no laughing matter afterwards. I think guys are pissed off right now. I don’t think this is any deflated moment like, “Oh, hands are up. We’re done.” You know what I mean? Like, no. No. Like, absolutely not. Um, think you’re going to get a team that’s pissed. Um, especially as we talked about, right, a team that’s kind of changed since the by-week. This is the first time this group to an extent suffer this. So, I hope it pisses people off the right way. We use it as fuel. And um I know starting with myself, we’ll make sure we have a great week of prep um for next week. Listen, um I I don’t think the coaching is an issue. I don’t think the want to is an issue. Although I mean the um commentary after the game that Richard Sherman had in the direction of George Pickkins was like he he was on he was on cruise control. And again, when when a ball he might have lost it in the lights, there was a ball in the just before the two-minute warning that if Pickkins had caught that and ran it into the end zone, that’s exactly the setup that they Dallas could have used down two scores is boom, come out of that two-minute timeout, two timeouts left. Maybe you get it with like a minute to go. All you need is like one first down and Aubrey will kick it from 70 and tie the game and send it, you know, send it to where it needs to go. Mhm. Actually, they needed two touchdowns. So, long story short is when the ball hit the ground, it was just like, “What was that?” And Steelers fans were like pointing at the screen like Rick Rick. Like, there it is. That’s it. I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt like that. That’s it right there. All Steeler, all the Steeler front office like, “That’s it right there. That’s it right there.” You know, it’s amazing how the how quickly things change. Thank you. Thank you. It’s like you’re in my Oh, no. No. It’s amazing how quickly things change and how he’s one of the best receivers in the league if not the second best behind Jackson Smith and Jigba and he’s doing all sorts of things. Uh like two weeks ago we were joking that he’s turned CD Lammit to Alvin Harper earlier this week with him leaping over McDuffy. We’re saying he’s scraping George’s scraping his pickings on people and and now now it’s just like yeah was he trying hard enough? Right. It’s crazy. Difference between winning and losing in this league is is significant and here’s what has to happen. Dallas got to win out and get some results. I I don’t know off the top of my head what the results are right now, but they’re going to be a lot of them. A lot. And it’s got to start on a Sunday night on NBC. And then they got to go take care of business at home in their final home game against the Chargers and then show up on on Christmas on Netflix with Bugs Bunny or whoever else is going to be there at this point in time. And we’ll see what happens in the final game against the Giants, which they should they should clean up right there. Eagles need to collapse and need one of the NFC West teams to fall apart, too. And by the way, we need help. Last just let me just stick the landing on this one. Eagles fans, remember I told you to take a chill pill now. Now I’m seeing the m their magic numbers three. That’s it. Wins and losses combined wins and losses between them. The division is fine. It’s going to be fine. Everybody relax cuz Dallas has now got to win out and you’ve got to totally fall apart now. Okay, just win. And you got and then the Commanders have a chance to play spoiler here with Jaden Daniels coming back because they take on the Eagles twice and the Cowboys once. Well, you’re a Commander fan now, TJ. So, yeah. All right. Hey, you made it all the way to the end. Thanks for that. Check us out every single day streaming live on Disney Plus and the ESPN app 12 to 3 Eastern.
Rich Eisen recaps the Detroit Lions’ Thursday Night Football win over the visiting Cowboys and what it means for Dallas’ slim playoff hopes.
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43 comments
DAk Is dA EmmVeEPeE!!
We had to win the lions game after playing 3 games in just about 2 weeks . All good, nd no excuse, im js
WE ARE NEARING THE 30:th ANNIVERSARY OF COWBOYS LAST SUPERBOWL.
HAPPY 29:th SINCE LAST SUPERBOWL
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Only path for dallas to make the playoffs is for them to win out, and for Philly to lose 3 of the last 5. Neither will happen.
Shocker! The Dallas cowboys end up not being as good as the national media wanted to prop them up to be!! What else is new? Usually the truth comes out in the playoffs, but Christmas came early this year 🎉
Im not going to watch until the End this time Because The Cowboys are Done there Golfing in January.
“You gotta totally fall apart”
2023 laughs
Coaching sucked this game
The OPI was a bad call, but it was declined so it didn’t matter at, all. It wasn’t DPI either so in the end it was just a pass break up. 🤷🏼♂️
Cowboys mid asf again.. shocking 😂😂.. trade dak. I feel bad for the dude
Neither one of these teams are making the playoffs
Not even Lloyd Christmas is giving them a chance 😂
Wait, didn't the Lions win?
the fact Aubry knows how in-control he is to be kicking 55+ yarders, and yet restrains himself so as to kick safely , is pretty incredible.
Eagles might not win another game so Cowboys still have great chance at division
Imagine if Dallas had a QB like Detroit, SF or Denver, they would be superbowl contenders. The current Dallas QB is mediocre and JJ must like writing large checks for mediocre.
3rd and 2 in the 4th quarter for th Lions and 3 Cowgirls jump offsides obviously amd NO CALL! 😂 you Cowgirls want to complain about OPI! Get lost!
Cowboys best chance for the playoffs is probably to win the division. Assuming the Cowboys win out, they need the Eagles to win only two games or less.(As Rich said, the magic number for the Eagles is 3.)
Getting a Wild Card spot is harder for the Cowboys. All three NFC West teams have 9 wins. They only need to win two games each to be better than the Cowboys best possible record of 10 wins.
In the NFC North, the Bears also have 9 wins, so two more puts them ahead of the Cowboys. Packers and the Lions each have 8 wins, so they need 3 the rest of the way to stay ahead of the Cowboys. But the Cowboys have to be better than BOTH teams to get that third Wild Card spot.
Even the Panthers and Tampa Bay can end up with 11 wins and better records than the Cowboys. They’d have to split their series and win all their other games, which is unlikely but possible. Cowboys have a shot, but it’s very small, and it probably means rooting for the Commanders to beat the Eagles.
i mean i never thought the playoffs were a lock after this 3 game win streak, but as long as the team can finish out strong and have a good foundation for next season that’ll be more exciting.
unless the eagles implode and we manage to sneak into the playoffs but i know those odds are not in our favour at all, so it’s gotta be a realistic approach to end the season.
I still don’t think the Lions will make the playoffs because their remaining schedule is too tough.
Don't feel bad, Rich, people are always fooled by the Cowboys around this time each year. The myth is always alive.
The best thing to happen to Jerry Jones was bringing in Jimmy, standing by him and giving him whatever he needed. The worst things to happen was thinking he had anything to do with what Jimmy built other than writing the checks. So long as he is GM the Cowboys will never play in the NFC championship. He is incapable of recognizing that. On the other hand they are by far the most talked about team for absolutely ZERO good reasons and twice as profitable as any other. To be sure he wants another Lombardi, but the bank statement is no bad consolation…
If Rich’s coverage of the Boys were a rollercoaster it’d be the best at Cedar Point.
He so badly wants to ride a Cowboy train to the playoffs.
Cowboys America Teams.
Lets relax a second.
Gibbs isnt "generational".
Last year Saquon was doing historic things. Henry the year before.
If McCaffrey had a few more TDs he'd be front-running the MVP race. One man show that he is.
Cowboys aren't in trouble, they are out. Even if they made the playoffs this is a team that has only won 4 playoff games in 27 years ! Used to be a fan and will be again if the Cowboys win 2 games in the playoffs or Jerry Jones sells the team. They are just too painful to follow as a fan.
To my fellow cowboys fans, the path to playoffs is simply a 9% long shot:
Cowboys win out + one of the following:
– eagles go 2-3 (lose 3 of next 5)
– packers go 1-4
– lions go 2-2 (lose to hopefully the rams + another)
(Not to mention we would probably lose to the bears, lions, rams, packers, Seahawks, and pretty much any other playoff team IN the playoffs)
It’s simply joever but at least the team is fun to watch 🙂
I hope the Rams get one seed but I like the Bears just don't want to go to Chicago in January
Damn, can you guys get morw than one ad at a time on your videos?
You're only making despise M&Ms.
We? Why We! Dude has never seen a field in his life Stop the We you are not a Dallas Cowboyboy player you do not play Football! Shut Up! You are giving Bad Luck to the Cowoboys!
Still hope for Dallas if they win out 4-0 and eagles go 2-3. The tie from week 4 would give Dallas the division title. Eagles could lose to bills and chargers. Mariota gave Denver hard time.
Dallas aren’t winning anything with those DBs
There is Nothing to breakdown. The Cowboys will Never make a SB anytime soon. Just stop it. Every year we have to put up with this. Just make it stop!!!!!!!
crappy show, i fell asleep
Damn we almost got an oy vey!! Out of rich at the end there lmao
0:27 Pause Rich. My goodness 👃🏾 😂😂
OMG he is doing his same Chiefs schtick with the Cowboys. Give it up! The LIONS ARE A BETTER FOOTBALL TEAM! The Cowboys are frauds. Rich sounds like a Cowboys fan. "Excuse, excuse, excuse, blah blah blah. We still have a chance" Dak saying the team is pissed? hahah Troy Aikman was pissed. Dak just collects his check.
I have come to a conclusion you have to make fake hype on any team just happens to be cowboys every freaken year knowing there going nowhere every year non-stop
Cowgirls end up 9-7-1 or 8-8-1
It’s sad for all the cowboy fans. You have the highest pay quarterback. He can’t even get your team in the playoffs last 2 years
I was at low expectations for this game. Dallas is not a playoff contender. Bad decisions and poor execution.
I agree with several comments. If Cowboys fans were to be honest they knew this team always falls short and dissapoints their fans. It would have been a tremendous shock if they would have won.
There are so many crappy teams in the league right now and that makes a team like Dallas appear to be decent.