So wc not happening for sure. Division still seems mildly possible
I wish we end up finishing with a top 10 pick cuz there would be a lot of good players to pick and options to move up or down with our second. But we all know falcons are gonna falcon win the last five games miss the playoffs and get us the latest pick possible without making playoffs.
Scenario 1: Every player on every other team in the NFL spontaneously explodes

Obligatory meme
Man stop it this bullshit is not gonna happen. I mean, it might but the Panthers and the Buccaneers are the only two ones that seem to be in competition. I’m not counting the Falcons they still have, Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Rams
The delirium here is strong tonight.
We got to find a way…
Ya thats a possibility, but lucky for us the falcons will end that hope this sunday.

So you’re saying there’s a chance

“Falcons win remaining five games”
Ohh…obviously we knew we didn’t need to beat the Jets to get to the playoffs, so we proceeded not to.
We get hard stopped at #1
FTS I always root for them to lose, a world where we need them to win is a world I don’t wanna be in
Even in magical fairly land where all that could happen we’d be first round exits and humiliated
Just watch rest of the season enjoy the talent we have on the field and pray our coaching staff is annihilated and removed from this organization (except ulbrich he seems competent)
Edit: added comma
The only team I know that’s tanking and doesn’t even get a first round pick.
😂 this shit ain’t happening. We will be bounced this weekend. Zero hopium around here, just facts.
We stink on ice.
They need too much help from teams I don’t like at all.
What’s more likely, falcons win 5 straight games Falcons finish with 5 wins on the season? I’ll take the latter
Falcons win remaining five games
Falcons win five games
Falcons win games
Falcons win
I mean if the bubonic plague comes back and infects every other player on every other team we should be good. Which I feel like is more likely then your scenarios
The first one could be summed up with:
1. falcons win out
2. panthers and buccs lose out except splitting their head to head games
FIRE RAHEEM

I found a way for the Falcons to win the division. But Tampa and Carolina would have to tie in their last game vs one another. 😁
Lemme hit that blunt tho
In true Atlanta fashion 2-5 will happen but the Falcons go 1-4 their last 5
So win and we’re in? No?
The first scenario sucks. It means we’d have to pray for a Saints win (twice), which I will *never* do, and it means Morris likely keeps his job another year. Doomsday scenario, imo.
We’re cooked Sunday. @ me. Hell id honestly love the engagement over having to see the bucs write us in the death note days later.
Would’ve been so much easier had these bums just beat the fucking Jets
Seems completely doable.
Read #1, chuckled
Read #2, kept scrolling bc it’s so over
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Sounds easy but yeah lmao

So wc not happening for sure. Division still seems mildly possible
I wish we end up finishing with a top 10 pick cuz there would be a lot of good players to pick and options to move up or down with our second. But we all know falcons are gonna falcon win the last five games miss the playoffs and get us the latest pick possible without making playoffs.
Scenario 1: Every player on every other team in the NFL spontaneously explodes

Obligatory meme
Man stop it this bullshit is not gonna happen. I mean, it might but the Panthers and the Buccaneers are the only two ones that seem to be in competition. I’m not counting the Falcons they still have, Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Rams
The delirium here is strong tonight.
We got to find a way…
Ya thats a possibility, but lucky for us the falcons will end that hope this sunday.

So you’re saying there’s a chance

“Falcons win remaining five games”
Ohh…obviously we knew we didn’t need to beat the Jets to get to the playoffs, so we proceeded not to.
We get hard stopped at #1
FTS I always root for them to lose, a world where we need them to win is a world I don’t wanna be in
Even in magical fairly land where all that could happen we’d be first round exits and humiliated
Just watch rest of the season enjoy the talent we have on the field and pray our coaching staff is annihilated and removed from this organization (except ulbrich he seems competent)
Edit: added comma
The only team I know that’s tanking and doesn’t even get a first round pick.
😂 this shit ain’t happening. We will be bounced this weekend. Zero hopium around here, just facts.
We stink on ice.
They need too much help from teams I don’t like at all.
What’s more likely, falcons win 5 straight games Falcons finish with 5 wins on the season? I’ll take the latter
Falcons win remaining five games
Falcons win five games
Falcons win games
Falcons win
I mean if the bubonic plague comes back and infects every other player on every other team we should be good. Which I feel like is more likely then your scenarios
The first one could be summed up with:
1. falcons win out
2. panthers and buccs lose out except splitting their head to head games
FIRE RAHEEM

I found a way for the Falcons to win the division. But Tampa and Carolina would have to tie in their last game vs one another. 😁
Lemme hit that blunt tho
In true Atlanta fashion 2-5 will happen but the Falcons go 1-4 their last 5
So win and we’re in? No?
The first scenario sucks. It means we’d have to pray for a Saints win (twice), which I will *never* do, and it means Morris likely keeps his job another year. Doomsday scenario, imo.
We’re cooked Sunday. @ me. Hell id honestly love the engagement over having to see the bucs write us in the death note days later.
Would’ve been so much easier had these bums just beat the fucking Jets
Seems completely doable.
Read #1, chuckled
Read #2, kept scrolling bc it’s so over
Aaaaahahahahaha!