I have found a way to make us the actual NY Giants

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  1. Perfect, I’m in. I think we should also replace the rest of the park with a parking lot

  2. Would a stadium fit on Roosevelt island? That would be cool. Or better/worse, Randall island. Where we used to keep the insane people.

  3. Did we really just plow down middle of central park to let philly fans and 49ers fans tailgate there?

    The nyc elite keep it in jersey for a reason

  4. It takes me 35 minutes to get to the stadium on game day right now, this would make it like 2 hours.

  5. ROOSEVELT ISLAND IS GENIUS

    Wait till you find out about project 2012 and where the stadium should have been

    Always had a dream that people Drive onto barges from each county and float /
    Tailgate to the stadium on the west side

  6. What if their stink starts wafting into upper manhattan. You can already smell themas soonas you cross the bridge

  7. The Giants will never go for the cost but it would be epic! Best sports complex in history.

  8. Congratulations, you’ve created the absolute worst possible solution which was already thought of, hence why it never happened.

  9. Imagine if Dolan didn’t block the construction of a stadium in the Hudson Yards, we’d be hosting the World Cup Final there next year.

  10. Ruining central park with a stadium – I hate this idea so much. Green space is so limited already in major cities. Ripping apart the beauty of central parl for a soulless stadium. Hate it.

  11. This has always been my dream. Put a fucking baseball and football stadium in Manhattan. Just do it. The city would be exponentially more cool imagine watching the jets and giants lose in Central Park? Or on top of MSG or something? Or on some man made island that causes catastrophic flooding? Let’s get it done

  12. Can there still be water in the reservoir? I mean, they play in a swamp as it is. The Giants can live in a castle surrounded by a moat, can’t they?

  13. Can’t we just wage a war against New Jersey? After we win we’ll just annex East Rutherford and then the Jets can up and move to Long Island and make it impossible to travel on the L.I.E. 8 or 9 times a year (Don’t worry, they won’t make the playoffs ever again).

  14. I once raced a friend from Yorktown (York & 93rd) to Columbus Circle. She drove I walked/took the Subway. It was a Tuesday morning. She said “i’m going to take the park, I’m going to beat you by half an hour.”

    I not only beat her, I had time to walk over to Broad Nosh for a bialy.

    Full disclosure I did actually jog walk to the Q at 96th once she turned out of sight. Never told her.

  15. James Dolan would never let that happen. Look at what happened to the Nets, they were sent to Brooklyn.

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